Scroggins vs dethstryque

Discussion in 'Emcee Battle Area' started by scroggins, Aug 16, 2014.

  1. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Verizon upgraded our entire grid to FIOS and then some fool went and crashed his vehicle into the service trucks while trying to escape the cops. Caused a multiday delay. I only just now got my internet service back.

    Now. I'm uh keystyle a verse and toast you right quick.
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  2. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    You don't like my RWZ rules? Just for that...I'll make this battle gory. In fact?
    I'm uh serve you n merc you with my nerd rules categories of rap
    First up? FLOW N WORDPLAY. Burst guts blow n serve spray scroggins noggin tuh fissioned atoms!
    What I'm spittin at em somersault n flame broil his bars like flippin dragons
    Grip the Magnums clikkin clack em! Macs? I lift em. Clack n klikk em
    Ya brat? I kick n braaaats uh kick n clap ya hat back n twist em when I bust like gasm jizm!
    Ya bars be on that Dumb Ass Sway Mode...DASM-izm. I'm bashin lids when hittin ya BS with that DS [ DethStryque ] wrathful written spazm-izm
    He's gassed up? My punches has 'im fizzin! Ya bars shine? My bars break em...my rap's a prism
    Try to teach me defeat B with ya weak free? Deth Stryques teachers like attacks from Chism!!
    raps is sicc n collapse his wig n toboggin scroggins top end for dancin with Deth, when we both know he lacks the rhythm!
    Put a round tuh ya eye like Accuvision when I claps the clips n I'm blarin flame ya parents claim vanished ya donkey...
    ...cuz ya ass is missin! Raps uh rip him with massive written cataclysms
    Gats smack n twist n treat ya crew like feline salons.Ya cats? I clip em
    Axe hacks ya ribs in! You ain't ever crushin ballads punchin thumpin ya guts in like mallots
    I'll bust in ya palace have you n ya pal lips kissin metal like you're suckin a chalice
    Buckin the Cal clips bustin ya pumpkin with malice! Hit scroggins slump him like a lump in his pallets...
    ...Drag him to the ocean n just before I dump him like ballasts
    I'll give him the clip n all the extras like he bought the luxury package while his Momz n sister lustily are humpin me phallus!!
    Battle me? I'll put bars tuh ya head like five oh arrest you! N this 50 puts sparks tuh ya head!
    This five oh uh rest you!!
    You kain't ride yo, like Deth do! I'll clap a forty n while ya nap n snore B I'll snatch ya shorty
    N by the way...you just lost the flow n wordplay categories

    Next up...RHYME SCHEME N PUNCHES. I mean in bunches!
    Choose how ya wanna lose: tongue spits gun clips or monk fist!
    Will he battle Deth? Invite 'im n C//Vitamin C me git violent n make this fruit drip juice like Sunkist
    Punches got this bunk trick slumped quick!...Hold up, lemme diss ya state n that punk clique you run with

    Scroggins, YOU'RE FROM WASHINGTON! You got no hyphy click of bloods n crips that cast B's and C's
    I'll make this wussy howl like cats bein squeezed when I press hot metal tuh ya dome like ya hat's bein creased
    Rhymes hit n break ya like ya racks bein fleeced n leave this wakk being deceased when I choke this dolt's throat til his gasps bein ceased!!
    Yo raps be ass, B...n cheeks!! The bars my pen inks gets beneath ya skin! I'll give this rat a tatt//rat-a-tat like gats being squeezed!
    Quotin throwin folks in oceans, but I'll cast B n seas. The flow's grimey. It surrounds n grease n city//Grecian city like Caspian Seas
    Task me n see...ain't no fakin here! I'll go ham with a flow tuh fade ya...BACON BEER...
    Scroggins catch a spankin here makin mere rhymes sweet as franken myrrh;
    Cuz I'm strafin queers with bars sharper than Shaka Zulu's ancient spear dipped in flame hot enough tuh git Satan seared
    Rhymes harder than "Wolverine, son"...DAKEN'S here! [ 2 ] I'm a monster to monsters! I got Frankenstein bathed in tears n clankin gear in quakin fear!!
    Or we can git tuh sprayin here n my ten tuh ya chin's bakin beards n bang this scroggins wussy the way I do when his skank in here
    scroggins? I caught money slippin, one punch left him broke like money slip him...we playin bank in here [ money slip him/bank ]
    Punches got him stretched face down and hands out. It's yoga...we playin PLANK in here
    You kain't swim against the flow of what I send against ya, yo...you playin plankton here!! [3 ]
    Punches knock the thoughts outcha brain! You on the ground layin blank in here!
    My spit? Violent! We playin pirate n you walkin the plank in here!!
    I'm a known star with grown bars! At 17 you're literally a minor rhymer; it's a matter of rankin here!
    It's a replay of China's Tiananmen Square...kid's gettin killed by tanks in here!!
    So lemme make it clear: If scroggins said he'd beat Deth?...
    That bastard got careless I'll catch him n his tryck while he ask her fuh marriage, lance her with jerrids bash her with jasper the werebytch n make him watch me slay//sleigh his dear//deer like Prancer in carriage! [ some legends say that jasper rock kills werewolves ]
    Wigga please! You ain't a rapper you uh actor like Ferris! I put so much wood on ya Momz dome she got antlers for hair bytch!
    Dare twitch? I'll respond in a hurry...I got my answer prepared bytch! My Sig kicks sharp metal at ya crib...I'll dagger ya lair bytch!
    Who said this crakka's a bear, bytch? I devour salty squares like feedin crackers tuh bears bitch n expose the naked tryck in him. This crakka a bare bytch.
    Git back uh klikk klakk bruh that pair lift n Casper ya parents! Plantcha like the flower asper in Fairbridge, with flame that maims brains like Cancer n Gehrigs til ya pale white n stiff like Plaster of Paris!! [ 4 ]

    Dang I just noticed that my bar count exceeds yours so I will stop even though i don't want to.

    DASM...Dumb Ass Sway Mode http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DASM

    1. Phillip Chism raped and killed his teacher http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/23/justice/massachusetts-philip-chism/

    2. Daken is Wolverine's son

    3. Plankton can't swim against the flow of ocean currents http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plankton

    4. Gehrigs...Lou Gehrigs disease damages the brain
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  3. L. Kross

    L. Kross His Highness

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    Lmao scroggins should feel honored u went through the trouble to drop at all. U should repost this without the spam so voters dont get bored scrollin down. U read his verse then a bunch of irrelevant shit they might say fuck it
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  4. scroggins

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    oh look there's L kross on my post again what a surprise
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  5. scroggins

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  6. scroggins

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    nice metaphors btw deth... had to open google like 50 times when i was reading your verse hahaha
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  7. L. Kross

    L. Kross His Highness

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    Translation, i just got murked.. sad face

    Thats because ur learning disabled, it wasnt that complicated, ur just slow. Please please please stop actin like ur special because i take two seconds to let u know how stupid u are, no one elses postin soo yeah ur nobody, just somethin to do, now go work on tryna pass that v card off homegirl
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  8. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    This is actually a good idea. Do you mind if I repost our verses in a different, new thread scroggins?
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  9. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    hahaha thank you very much for the props, man. you stepped up your verse against me. Best drop I ever read you write
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  10. scroggins

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    go ahead deth lol
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