Most Creative Wordplay Punchline?

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Bets Wordplay Punchline?

Poll closed Apr 12, 2010.
  1. 40 Cal: Dey thinking im Spellin iverson when I say I’ll leave u on IV in the ER, SON

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  2. Thesaurus: I’ll triple-double you more times than the internet

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  3. Hollow Da Don: ‘u get my semi’s final: u get the last two rounds’

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  4. Conceited: when the scope is on it like pokemon: I peek at you & blast toys

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  5. Heartless: you got computer guns: always got trouble shooting

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  6. Murda Mook: flash him the gun he’ll have both hands in the air…like 11:05

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  7. DNA: if you get in ‘my space’ then bullets will follow you like twitter

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  8. Big L: i'm like beavis,i get nothin butt head/so ahead of time my parents haven’t met yet

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  9. Loaded Lux: u be thinking im a lawyer the way the bartender sendin me cases

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  10. 40 Cal: my dough like fresh prince uncle, I could ‘fill up banks’

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  1. Get 2 Da Choppa

    Get 2 Da Choppa Well-Known Member

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    these 10 are the ones of the top of my head...theres prob more so post em if u got em
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  2. Servical

    Servical S on my chest.

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    whats another word for faggot? someone grab a thesaurus..
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  3. Servical

    Servical S on my chest.

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    preperation H and faggot spelled with a capital PH leaned me as well
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  4. Get 2 Da Choppa

    Get 2 Da Choppa Well-Known Member

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    i expected hollow da don to get more votes due to his dickriding on here

    btw lmao@ 35 guests viewing
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  5. StevieP

    StevieP Member

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    both those 40 cal ones are sick i never heard them before but regardless ill wordplay with a punch dope shit
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  6. Static Legacy

    Static Legacy 3 times of a lotta shit

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    Rip Big L the homie had punches for days, his wordplay was the best.
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  7. StevieP

    StevieP Member

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    yea deffinetly rip "i got more dimes then that sprint lady" haha
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  8. haatley

    haatley Well-Known Member

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    if you're gonna quote big l, get it right
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  9. StevieP

    StevieP Member

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    what did i get one word wrong? jesus what does it matter are the rap gods gonna come down and smite me
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  10. Freshcoast86

    Freshcoast86 Rap or chill

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    Big L's for sure.
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  11. SpawntaNious

    SpawntaNious New Member

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    Big L shittin on punchlines...

    "A Girl asked me for a ring, so I gave her one around her whole eye" yall can keep on goin with the Big L lines...
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  12. Diggles

    Diggles Fred Durst's Life Coach

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    Quit with these dumb threads.
    Most of those are average wordplay. Seriously...


    ...was waiting for you to quote a "da feet/defeat" line.
    Jeees
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  13. Get 2 Da Choppa

    Get 2 Da Choppa Well-Known Member

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    avg lines? mook's and con's is advanced as fuck...u couldnt come up with those if u tried
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  14. Higher Learning

    Higher Learning Top Floor Gettin Brain

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    lol... u forgot shirt-n-tie: " bitches call me cingular cuz i roll over when my minutes is done"
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  15. Diggles

    Diggles Fred Durst's Life Coach

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    Blast-toys and peek-at-you.
    Man, people were makin "peek-at-chu" jokes back in elementary school.

    As for findin ya body. don't worry, i got positive hope.
    There's gonna betrayals of blood... considerin' my blades double-crossin ya throat.


    That's advanced wordplay. Not from a battle but that's some commendable shit..
    Not no "promethezine bitch, how do you expect to be sick?" Type shit.

    Soooo.
    Shut up, queer. 40 Cal, Conceited, Mook's, DNAs were all average to below average.. Even Heartless shit was average.
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  16. Get 2 Da Choppa

    Get 2 Da Choppa Well-Known Member

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    mook's was below average? he spit that shit back in 2001 where nobody knew what wordplay was and had nothing to write his wordplay from: he said 'arms in the air like 11:05'
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  17. BLAZE-WON

    BLAZE-WON GOD BODY

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    god i start to lose faith in this board when i read comments like that


    "my shit straight like 9:15, ya nah mean" -lil kim 1997

    there was wordplay in hip-hop years before mook started battling.
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  18. Diggles

    Diggles Fred Durst's Life Coach

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    I get the wordplay you fuckin' bucket. Lol..
    Wordplay wasn't known?







    ......lmfao.
    Then why were they spittin wordplay on the net back in '97 and prior?
    He didn't make up wordplay, nor did he make up any "clock" concept..

    That's not even one of Mook's best lines.
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  19. BLAZE-WON

    BLAZE-WON GOD BODY

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    see my above post for reference...lol
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  20. Diggles

    Diggles Fred Durst's Life Coach

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    This.
    I'm pretty sure we had clocks before 2001.. lol.
    The concept isn't hard...

    "Make you lay arms down like 8:20"
    ...get lost, chop.
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