What kind of facial hair do you sport? Or rather, if you had the testosterone to pull it of, what kind of facial hair do you wish you sported? Full, but soft trimmed beards are sexy. Moustaches by themselves tend to be icky and creepy. But I'd like to see someone with excessively long sideburns. Besides Otis B. Driftwood and halflings, it's pretty much non-existent. (Both of which happen to be fiction.) Obviously, Robert Downey Jr. has best facial hair. Also, I may have said this already, but if Worf and Hitler kissed, their moustaches would never touch.