We're all comfortable with our sexuality right? So let's talk about the unfortunate situation with my penis. So I was in the bathroom yesterday doing a little downstairs maintenance when I realized I was using the wrong razor/trimmer thingy to get the job done. As a result I buzzed off an entire lock of my pubes. As I was already a quarter of the way through I decided I might as well finish doing this, so I did. I felt like I had some sort of artistic eloquence, like someone who can tell the difference between real butter and I can't believe it's not butter. However I now realize I don't. My penis is just a blank canvas lacking emotion and expression. it also has no hair on it. I also hate shaving my ball hair, due to the fact that you have to squeeze your sack until it looks like some sort of fucked up yam to be effective with shaving hairs off but that's an entirely different story. If you decide to do a full shave, don't ever wear skinny jeans. When I was working my shaft and sack kept getting stuck to my legs and I had very little swinging room to situate myself due to the tightness of my clothing. I work with a team of 2-4 other people, not to mention my manager's walking around and checking on progress. Sticking my hands down there to readjust myself every 5 minutes was clearly not an option. The only way I could unstick myself was to do one hard thrust in the air. Imagine that weird Olympic event where those dudes run a short distance and then jump into that pit of sand. It's like an extremely un-athletic version of that with no sand. Another alternative was to just sneak off into the bathroom, and let myself hang free. Another thing is I have razor bumps like crazy. It looks like someone was playing minesweeper on it but lost. They go away but it still takes away the cosmetic value of a well groomed (and in this case, fully exposed) pelvic region. When I watch porn the last thing I want to see are razor bumps, missed and soon forgotten hairs, and some dipshit who doesn't know how to stay out of the shot with his camera. So, has anyone else had an unfortunate experience shaving?