best short jokes from a rap battle?

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  1. followsmack

    followsmack New Member

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    i vote for arsonal vs concieted. ars short jokes were the best i heard.
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  2. MrFujiwara

    MrFujiwara Texas Battle League

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    Storm's line to Sonny Bamboo about his legs dangling from the shopping cart killed me
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    bobbaforce I don't give a nada

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    i bet you record in a little ass booth
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  4. MyBallsYourChin

    MyBallsYourChin Active Member

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    Ars vs con hands down....

    "He's a small issue, no taller than a wedding cake"
    "When I think of conceited I clearly define dude a tall midget five-two who wears a size five shoe"
    "My nigga you been short since the cosby show"
    "yo daddy knows his son can still fit toddler clothes"

    Come on son.
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    XQZapproved Well-Known Member

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    "cats told me you were half mexican so i started to fuckin laugh/cuz i'd ask what the rest is but there isn't no other half" madness to illmac, shit still bodies me
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    this one
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  7. ILLEATYAFACE

    ILLEATYAFACE New Member

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    came to post that madness one
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  8. MCPamflit

    MCPamflit New Member

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    was it madness or critical saying someone could do a chin up on a staple or summink
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    THE CRUNK GHOST 3PEATERS

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    :funny:

    jonny storm: 'i seen him at the store with his moms and pops, just chillin....legs hangin out the shoppin cart...'

    he had a few good ones in that battle
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  10. Shup Denzel

    Shup Denzel dhalsim is a hoe nigga

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    ness' short lines against illmac were raw
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    Buddha Watt Well-Known Member

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    "I didn't even see you there" by Ness was the most I laughed at a short joke I think, the delivery was on point
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  12. followsmack

    followsmack New Member

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    lets be honest was conceiteds cockyness his biggest down fall?

    edit this
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    you're so short, you're the last one to know when it rains.
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  14. SaM HaiN

    SaM HaiN Onslaught

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    best short jokes was madness vs illmac hands down.
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  15. Saddle Rattle

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    I think there's like one or maybe two short jokes thats made me laugh.
    Madness 'I joke around alot but truth be told i'll have you thrown in a trunk... A little one'
    made me laugh as fuck tbh. So i'd prolly say that one
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  16. followsmack

    followsmack New Member

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    you cant touch the backboard off a trampoline. its a small world but ill be dam if i let little people take it over...........man ars takes this hands down
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    Elliptical New Member

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    Thought of this right away :funny:
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  18. krayziebone1999

    krayziebone1999 Well-Known Member

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    jonny storm to bamboo

    "ur so short u can take a shower with the bottom faucet"
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    he so short we dont know if its a KO or standing 8 count.....

    he so short he can do pull ups on a fuckin staple
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    Ribo Nuke Audiodidact

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    "illmaculate from shortland oregon" hollow
    "how you feelin clown? you could play catcher in baseball without kneeling down" something like that from Swann

    both about illmac, but those were the first two to come to mind.
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