Discussion in 'Battle Video Archives' started by followsmack, Jan 11, 2011.
i vote for arsonal vs concieted. ars short jokes were the best i heard.
Storm's line to Sonny Bamboo about his legs dangling from the shopping cart killed me
i bet you record in a little ass booth
Ars vs con hands down....
"He's a small issue, no taller than a wedding cake"
"When I think of conceited I clearly define dude a tall midget five-two who wears a size five shoe"
"My nigga you been short since the cosby show"
"yo daddy knows his son can still fit toddler clothes"
Come on son.
"cats told me you were half mexican so i started to fuckin laugh/cuz i'd ask what the rest is but there isn't no other half" madness to illmac, shit still bodies me
came to post that madness one
was it madness or critical saying someone could do a chin up on a staple or summink
jonny storm: 'i seen him at the store with his moms and pops, just chillin....legs hangin out the shoppin cart...'
he had a few good ones in that battle
ness' short lines against illmac were raw
"I didn't even see you there" by Ness was the most I laughed at a short joke I think, the delivery was on point
lets be honest was conceiteds cockyness his biggest down fall?
you're so short, you're the last one to know when it rains.
best short jokes was madness vs illmac hands down.
I think there's like one or maybe two short jokes thats made me laugh.
Madness 'I joke around alot but truth be told i'll have you thrown in a trunk... A little one'
made me laugh as fuck tbh. So i'd prolly say that one
you cant touch the backboard off a trampoline. its a small world but ill be dam if i let little people take it over...........man ars takes this hands down
Thought of this right away
jonny storm to bamboo
"ur so short u can take a shower with the bottom faucet"
he so short we dont know if its a KO or standing 8 count.....
he so short he can do pull ups on a fuckin staple
"illmaculate from shortland oregon" hollow
"how you feelin clown? you could play catcher in baseball without kneeling down" something like that from Swann
both about illmac, but those were the first two to come to mind.
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