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Old 07-16-2006, 08:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Michael Jordan getting sued
I meant to post this the other day but forgot. my bad if its already been posted.
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A Portland, Ore. man has filed a lawsuit for $832 million, saying he is tired of being mistaken for Michael Jordan, according to KGW-TV.

The television station's Web site says Allen Heckard filed the suit against His Airness and Nike founder Phil Knight on June 29 in county court, claiming to have been mistaken for the basketball legend nearly every day for the past 15 years.

And he's tired of it.

"I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me," Heckard reportedly said.

Heckard apparently is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury, emotional pain and suffering. He is suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the world's most famous athletes.

Heckard, who stands slightly taller than 6 feet, says many people miss the fact that he is roughly six inches shorter than Jordan.

But Heckard bears a physical resemblance to Jordan because he has a shaved head, an earring in his left ear, and is in good physical shape — from playing basketball.

"Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard said.

Wouldn't most people consider that a compliment?

"Yes, don't get me wrong it's definitely a positive thing, because Michael, like I say is one of the best ball players that I've known to play the game. But then again, that's Michael and I'm me. So I want to be recognized as me just like Michael's being recognized as Michael."

The television station apparently caught Heckard wearing blue Air Jordan tennis shoes.

Is Heckard trying to look like Jordan?

No.

"They're very comfortable shoes to play ball in," said Heckard. "I play a lot of basketball and any other shoes I try to play in tend to hurt the bottom of my feet."

What made Heckard decide to file suit against Jordan and Knight for $416 million each?

"Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."

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Old 07-16-2006, 09:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2006, 10:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2006, 12:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2006, 05:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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this nigga has the nerve to get the little loop gold earring, too...

...*smacks mr. heckard*

you know what's funny, though? all jordan's lawyer has to say is, "did michael jordan choose the way he would look?" and walk out the courtroom leaving the jury in silence.
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hahaha..wtf is wrong wit this dude..does he actually think he has a chance at winning this case ?
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Old 07-18-2006, 02:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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if he wins i have my own lawsuit im going to file...
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this is old, but the guy is stupid, he looks like a cross between mj and kenny smith, i hope he burns in hell
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Old 07-18-2006, 08:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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that guy looks like a worn down and weathered mj

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Old 08-02-2006, 05:24 PM   #11 (permalink)
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looks more like a dark montell williams haha
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I think this guy knows he doesn't have a chance at winning... I think he's doing it for his 15 mintues of fame and a possible chance at writing a book or something and appearing on talk shows and shit
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the court droppd the case i think
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Old 08-03-2006, 09:11 AM   #14 (permalink)
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this heckard guy deserves a public execution.
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Old 08-06-2006, 01:36 PM   #17 (permalink)
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lol he looks like michael jordan after one bad summer drug habit
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^^^ basically
i remember readin about this in sports illustrated
to me he really dont look that much like him...maybe like an older version of jordan or a crackhead version...lol
if i was Jordan i would fight the lawsuit the whole way through
wtf did Jordan ever do to him and why would Jordan be driving a bus in the first place?
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