NBA's Eddie Griffin crashes while beatin his meat

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Old 06-30-2006, 07:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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NBA's Eddie Griffin crashes while beatin his meat

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Suit: NBA Player Watching Porn, Drunk Before Crash
Claim Targets Minnesota Timberwolves' Eddie Griffin
(CBS) MINNEAPOLIS On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash.

WCCO-TV obtained copies of 911 calls and store surveillance video of the incident, along with an accident report the police submitted to the state, reports WCCO-TV's Caroline Lowe.

Several of the 911 callers that night said Griffin was drunk. One witness said Griffin told him he was watching pornography in a DVD player mounted on the dashboard of his Cadillac Escalade SUV when he struck a Chevy Suburban parked on University Avenue Southeast.

The location where Griffin crashed is located a couple miles from the Target Center where Griffin had played with his team several hours earlier.

Abed Hassuneh, who is the brother of the victim, said Griffin told him, "That he was masturbating himself going down that street. That's how the accident happened because he was not paying attention. He's paying attention to that video and all of a sudden he's shoveled somebody's car on the top of the sidewalk."

Interim Minneapolis Police Chief Tim Dolan ordered an internal affairs investigation of the conduct of the two officers who responded to the scene, after WCCO-TV made Dolan aware of allegations about the incident.

Key questions are why Griffin wasn't tested for alcohol and why the officers drove him out of the city to his home in St. Paul. Griffin also received tickets for not having a license and inattentive driving.

Griffin's damaged SUV was towed to the Minneapolis impound lot.

Dolan told WCCO-TV he expects impartial policing. Dolan also said officers must get permission to leave the city.

"Obviously, if somebody is drunk and they are driving we want that dealt with by the police officers of Minneapolis," Dolan said.

In the video, Griffin can be heard pleading with witnesses to not call police saying, "I can't go to jail."

The video also shows Griffin admitting he is drunk and doesn't have a driver's license.

The video shows him struggling for minutes to put on his sweatshirt and offering to buy a car for the man who's SUV he crashed into in front of Santana Foods.

Griffin was not available for comment. When he was interviewed by reporters after the crash happened, he said he had dropped his cell phone as he drove.

The two officers involved in the incident, Daniel Anderson and Matthew Lindquist, have been with the Minneapolis Police Department since October 2001. The officers remain on duty pending the outcome of the internal investigation.
Go to CBS4 and you will see the video where this dude visually explains the story.

Hands down, comedic idiotic story of the year.

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Old 06-30-2006, 07:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LMAO damnnnnn!!!! wtf this is a first this is too much, the guy was jacking off while driving drunk watching a porn on his dvd car tv? wow

look for a law to be in effect jerking off while driving shoul be against the law.
 
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Old 06-30-2006, 07:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol at any car or truck you want bot not a bentley!
thats fine with me I would either get, a zo6 corvette, bmw, mercedes, audi sports cars lol.

I dont want no bentley anyway.
 
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"I admint I was drunk, but I was not masturbating. I was scratching my stomach trying to use the gps system. I wasn't paying attention to the road."
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Old 06-30-2006, 08:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I hope he at least was driving something high off the ground.
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Old 06-30-2006, 09:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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"I admint I was drunk, but I was not masturbating. I was scratching my stomach trying to use the gps system. I wasn't paying attention to the road."

LMAO this guy has got to be the laughing stock of the nba! that video was funny griffin admits he was drunk and trying to buy those guys a car lol....he aint that drunk he is just tipsy he is talking coherently...but thats funny masterbating while driving.

i would of said by me a nice sports car and we have a deal.
 
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Old 07-01-2006, 12:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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lmaooooo.

this nigga is just dumb as hell.

a millionaire who can probably get any chick (or at least pay for a chick) to do him, and he's drunk, beating his meat while driving down the road. *dies*
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lmaooooo.

this nigga is just dumb as hell.

a millionaire who can probably get any chick (or at least pay for a chick) to do him, and he's drunk, beating his meat while driving down the road. *dies*

lol the funny shit is how he said he was just rubbing his stomach trying to figure out the gps navigation system lol....dude cant even get his lies straight....you rub your stomach when your hungry and scratch your head when your thinking...

maybe he is scared of getting germs like hiv and stds from groupies so he jacked off lol but while driving? wtf.
 
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eddie griffin...re-defining the term CARJACKING

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lol the funny shit is how he said he was just rubbing his stomach trying to figure out the gps navigation system lol....dude cant even get his lies straight....you rub your stomach when your hungry and scratch your head when your thinking...
daaaaaaaaamn, you hit that right on the head, hahaha.

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no wonder dallas lost with him starting ..

ma fuccas rotators cup was outta wack
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lol the funny shit is how he said he was just rubbing his stomach trying to figure out the gps navigation system lol....dude cant even get his lies straight....you rub your stomach when your hungry and scratch your head when your thinking...

maybe he is scared of getting germs like hiv and stds from groupies so he jacked off lol but while driving? wtf.
uhh, when i said he was scracthin his stomcah tryna use his gps system, i wasnt being serious, i was just sayin itd be funny if he actually said that he was drunk but not jackin off
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damn this fool just fucked up his whole career
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ya man imagine the HECKLERS! lol they got some never ending material this is so embarrasing!

imagine the material the visiting teams will use against him?

I can hear the Chants now...lol/
 
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man why does this shit always happen to minnesota athletes... what the fuck.


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wierd thing is it took this long for this to leak
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amazed at somethin like that would even happen....
man gettin head while driving ill probaly crash,
but after this dumb ass guy masterbating,
imagine him gripping the steering wheel and it being to slippery
and he loses control....lol
what a dumbass
and man i would love for him to buy me a new car...
damn i should move to minnesota
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FactUnderground takes it up the butt!
I thought "car jacking" too, but so did Jay Leno. It's not that creative, I guess. Shit is ridiculous.
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