If I was a wrestler, I'd be so good on the mic.......

Toucan_Sam1 · 05-01-2006, 12:18 AM

......this is rediculous

all u need to do is be yourself

or if you're really a shy wuss, just pretend you're the world's greatest asshole

i'd be all up in yo face like 'YO SUCK MY NIZZUTS!!! IF YA SMELLLLL....WHAT TOUCAN.......IS SQUAWKIN.....PUUHHHKAAAH!!!!"

Little Lotus · 05-01-2006, 12:21 AM

that doesnt always work.

that's called cheap heat.

Hassan had cheap heat.. although, he was good on the mic, it's a good example.

all he had to do was hate on America and he would get booed.

Im curious if he were just a regular asshole, if he wouldve gotten over just as well

post up some audio of you dissing memento JP

Toucan_Sam1 · 05-01-2006, 01:09 AM

hahah not my best try but fuck it....

http://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.p...2B68FE4CDE2416

Little Lotus · 05-01-2006, 01:31 AM

w t f @ u actually dissing memento

dont know if that would get over

but its funny

Toucan_Sam1 · 05-01-2006, 02:48 AM

it sucks

Little Lotus · 05-01-2006, 02:54 AM

for a wrestling promo yeah. but its a good comedy piece

High Voltage · 05-01-2006, 03:16 PM

bwahaha @ that audio

toucan is one weird muh'fucka

the fans would have killed U on the spot

just for making yaself sound like U got a dick in ya throat

other than that it was good lol

Memento · 05-02-2006, 12:08 AM

We should have a promo competition.

TheBlueApe · 05-02-2006, 03:45 PM

Yeah,,, as far as promos go,, that wasn't verry good structure wise, you didn't say anything that would make fans want to watch you and memento have a match, and you just shitted on him the whole time,, you gotta put your opponent over,,,,, However,, It was funny as fuckin hell, If you smell what toucan is squackin... BAGOK!... I'm still laughin my ass off about that.

Toucan_Sam1 · 05-02-2006, 04:29 PM

i dont know wtf kinda voice i was tryin to do............like a hogan/savage hybrid ......ah waddya expect i threw the whole shit together in 5 minutes like a high school science project

hahah.............................. ........

PU-KKKKKKKKKKKKKAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK!!!!!!!

GuT-ChEcK · 05-02-2006, 05:47 PM

i dare someone to cut a promo on a webcam..

Vintage Tox · 05-02-2006, 06:41 PM

I got my wrestling name.... Bobby Ghuda

"I am the magnificent Ghuda...cheese bitch!"

*Neesch*

Little Lotus · 05-02-2006, 09:35 PM

i wanna be the first man to win the womens title

*neesh*

GuT-ChEcK · 05-02-2006, 09:38 PM

didn't some man dress as a women and win the womens title awhile back? goldust or somebody don't remember.

Little Lotus · 05-02-2006, 09:42 PM

i wouldnt doubt it

but it would be fun wrestling women

05-01-2006, 12:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
Toucan_Sam1 aka 2can Shakur Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: I wanna take this opportunity to say I have more feathers and BALLS than your descendants will ever evolve...... Posts: 2,500	If I was a wrestler, I'd be so good on the mic....... ......this is rediculous all u need to do is be yourself or if you're really a shy wuss, just pretend you're the world's greatest asshole i'd be all up in yo face like 'YO SUCK MY NIZZUTS!!! IF YA SMELLLLL....WHAT TOUCAN.......IS SQUAWKIN.....PUUHHHKAAAH!!!!"

05-01-2006, 12:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
Little Lotus Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Happy Land! Posts: 2,981	that doesnt always work. that's called cheap heat. Hassan had cheap heat.. although, he was good on the mic, it's a good example. all he had to do was hate on America and he would get booed. Im curious if he were just a regular asshole, if he wouldve gotten over just as well post up some audio of you dissing memento JP __________________ hows it feel to hold my dick in public

05-01-2006, 01:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
Little Lotus Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Happy Land! Posts: 2,981	w t f @ u actually dissing memento dont know if that would get over but its funny __________________ hows it feel to hold my dick in public

05-01-2006, 02:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
Little Lotus Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Happy Land! Posts: 2,981	for a wrestling promo yeah. but its a good comedy piece __________________ hows it feel to hold my dick in public

05-02-2006, 06:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
Vintage Tox - 100% - Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,764	I got my wrestling name.... Bobby Ghuda "I am the magnificent Ghuda...cheese bitch!" Neesch __________________ "This woman comes in and she is so fat, she actually has 3 smaller women orbiting around her" - Al Bundy Carolina Panthers ( 8-2 )

05-01-2006, 01:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
Toucan_Sam1 aka 2can Shakur Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: I wanna take this opportunity to say I have more feathers and BALLS than your descendants will ever evolve...... Posts: 2,500	hahah not my best try but fuck it.... http://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.p...2B68FE4CDE2416

05-01-2006, 02:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
Toucan_Sam1 aka 2can Shakur Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: I wanna take this opportunity to say I have more feathers and BALLS than your descendants will ever evolve...... Posts: 2,500	it sucks

05-01-2006, 03:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
High Voltage Electrifying Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 95	bwahaha @ that audio toucan is one weird muh'fucka the fans would have killed U on the spot just for making yaself sound like U got a dick in ya throat other than that it was good lol

05-02-2006, 03:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
TheBlueApe Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 262	Yeah,,, as far as promos go,, that wasn't verry good structure wise, you didn't say anything that would make fans want to watch you and memento have a match, and you just shitted on him the whole time,, you gotta put your opponent over,,,,, However,, It was funny as fuckin hell, If you smell what toucan is squackin... BAGOK!... I'm still laughin my ass off about that.

05-02-2006, 04:29 PM	#10 (permalink)
Toucan_Sam1 aka 2can Shakur Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: I wanna take this opportunity to say I have more feathers and BALLS than your descendants will ever evolve...... Posts: 2,500	i dont know wtf kinda voice i was tryin to do............like a hogan/savage hybrid ......ah waddya expect i threw the whole shit together in 5 minutes like a high school science project hahah.............................. ........ PU-KKKKKKKKKKKKKAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK!!!!!!!

05-02-2006, 05:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
GuT-ChEcK Game Over Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Indiana Posts: 3,014	i dare someone to cut a promo on a webcam..

05-02-2006, 09:35 PM	#13 (permalink)
Little Lotus Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Happy Land! Posts: 2,981	i wanna be the first man to win the womens title neesh

05-02-2006, 09:38 PM	#14 (permalink)
GuT-ChEcK Game Over Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Indiana Posts: 3,014	didn't some man dress as a women and win the womens title awhile back? goldust or somebody don't remember.

05-02-2006, 09:42 PM	#15 (permalink)
Little Lotus Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Happy Land! Posts: 2,981	i wouldnt doubt it but it would be fun wrestling women

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