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"Wrasslin" by Red-Master (versey verse)...........
PS: I was in the Text Emcees area and was bored so......
My wrestling experience.....
Ey YO check......key check......key check......
yo Check IT,
When I flex it, muscle-bound down to my tendons//
I break ya bones, and ain't no way to mend em//
A mat monster, don't make me hurt ya//
The four corners of the Squared circle//
But let's kick it off with some basic shit//
Wrestling wasn't a really a show till '86//
At least in the 80's, let me take you back//
1982, I was a Hulkamaniac//
He be there to step up when shit hits the fan//
Number one hype man, Vince McMahon//
"Ladies and gentlemen, for our presentation//
The new World Wrestling Federation!"//
Nature Boy, Ric Flair, dressed in style//
Andre the Giant always had the biggest smile//
Sting's hair was short, and his facepaint glow//
Way before Brandon Lee became 'The Crow'//
Early 90's came, a bit suprising//
Flair, number one again in the rankings//
The Undertaker debuts, all the way from Death Valley//
Beating up Hulk Hogan for the grand finale//
Mo and Mable were fat, can you envision?//
First rap gimmick=Men On A Mission//
Ain't no way can compare to this man's heart//
Sharpshooter is deadly, Bret "The Hitman" Hart//
Yozokuna, a big sumo wrestler//
Became world champ, defeats Undertaker//
Bret Hart is ready, can he be champion again?//
Yokuna misses, and rolls for the win//
No one else can rise the way he did//
Shawn Michaels, the Heart Break Kid//
The 1-2-3 Kid had to face him alone//
But can't believe that he won against Razor Ramon!//
"Wrestlemania: Arcade Game" was the joint for now//
But who the living FUCk was Doink The Clown???//
Anyway mid-90's, birth of WCW//
Ted Turner is rich, Vince seems troubled too//
Diesel and Razor Ramon left for dough//
Hogan joined and formed NWO//
A new gimmick that would get things knockin//
King of The Ring: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin!//
He doesn't give a f*ck, had a feud with Vince//
They say wrestling hasn't been the same since//
D.D.P. and Raven, mid-carder legends//
Goldust was a flaming homo to the essence//
Ken Shamrock was dangerous, a crazy cat//
Val Venis slept with his sister, made him snap//
Actually it was caused by that faggot, Jeff Jarrett//
A guitar and a horse? can't go nowhere with that shit//
New group feuds, Sting joins the Pack//
Black And White versus Red and Black//
Let's get it straight, Chyna was never a sex symbol//
DX was formed, we all did the X symbols//
Michaels was champ, he liked fightin'//
Got knocked out in '14' by Mike Tyson//
Ahmed Johnson was stomped by Farook/
What a shame, I really liked that duke//
Nation of Domination, all for black power//
Rocky Maivia joined, then it got sour//
They booed Bret Hart, Americans tried//
Hart Foundation, Canadian pride//
Who's really to blame? Vince, that's you dawg//
For the Infamous Montreal Screwjob//
Late 90's came, times are changin//
Goldberg became the main attraction//
Austin was ill, The Rock was iller//
"Hogan for President" was just crap filler//
Kurt Angle comes with Olympic pride//
Who is Y2J? Jericho switched sides!//
Bischoff in trouble, he needs to sway things//
Cuz WCW is losing ratings//
Year 2000, a brand new year//
Wrestling not very good, kinda queer//
WWF switches to WWE//
That was what, in 2003?//
See I stopped watching in 2001//
When Austin was gone and The Rock was done//
Late 2004, realized again that wrestling ruless//
All thanks to 'Carlito Carribbean Cool'!//
~Fin.
©Red-Master, 2005
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