Wrestling jokes

07-11-2005, 08:55 PM

stolen from lop

Q: What's the difference between Triple H and a matchbox?
A: One carries matches.

Q: How are Triple H and Helen Keller similar?
A: Neither can draw.

Q: How do you know Triple H is dishonest?
A: He'd have to be for his nose to get that big.

Q: What's the difference between John Cena and the waltz?
A: The Waltz has three moves.

Q: What's the difference between Kane's career and Terri Schiavo?
A: People in charge atleast tried to revive Terri Schiavo.

Q: What's the difference between Randy Orton and The Cold War?
A: The Cold War is over.

Q: Why does Bret Hart love cheese?
A: It goes well with whine.

Q: What will be the irony of The Hurricane situation when he dies?
A: He might spend less time on his back and buried dead, than he did alive.

Q: What's the difference between the eye of a Hurricane and the eye of Hurricane Helms?
A: The eye of a real hurricane doesn't have Triple H's spit in it.

Q: What's the difference between Hellen Keller and Christi Hemme?
A: Helen Keller could atleast sort of talk.

Q: Whats the difference between Val Venis and a tampon?
A: A tampon gets used once a month.

add some, I thought most were pretty lame but the hemme/keller one was great.

07-11-2005, 08:59 PM

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Roddy Rowdy Piper?
A: One got burnt doing pepsi and the other got burnt doing coke.

i Luv Da Cock · 07-11-2005, 09:05 PM

^hAhahhah

yo....

Q: Why did Shelton Benjamin "T-Bone Suplex" the parrot?
A: Because the parrot could at least fake a verbal conversation.

i Luv Da Cock · 07-11-2005, 09:09 PM

Q: Why did Triple H cross the road?
A: So he could get "over" to the other side.

i Luv Da Cock · 07-11-2005, 09:11 PM

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because Kurt Angle is the 'best' wrestler right now.

i Luv Da Cock · 07-11-2005, 09:12 PM

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see Triple H on the other side.

i Luv Da Cock · 07-11-2005, 09:14 PM

Q: Why is Red-Master making so many unecessary replies?
A: I dunno, why is Triple H being put over so many unces.........

Hippy · 07-11-2005, 09:50 PM

Q: What did the consumer say he had in common with Maven?

A: I browse

How lame, I know. That's just a warm up OK.

Foog · 07-12-2005, 12:30 AM

haha@the Cold War is over

Hood Rich · 07-13-2005, 02:41 AM

What's black and blue and read all over?
Damn sure not HHH's fitness book

07-13-2005, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippy

Q: What did the consumer say he had in common with Maven?

A: I browse

How lame, I know. That's just a warm up OK.

It's better than some I copied.

GuT-ChEcK · 07-13-2005, 09:12 PM

honenstly who would take time to make wrestling jokes...

07-13-2005, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuT-ChEcK

honenstly who would take time to make wrestling jokes...

Who would take time to upload wrestling clips, register a name on a message board, or turn on a computer?

Stop questioning everything, rebellion is only cool until you hit 14.

07-11-2005, 08:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
Macabre Guest Posts: n/a	Wrestling jokes stolen from lop Q: What's the difference between Triple H and a matchbox? A: One carries matches. Q: How are Triple H and Helen Keller similar? A: Neither can draw. Q: How do you know Triple H is dishonest? A: He'd have to be for his nose to get that big. Q: What's the difference between John Cena and the waltz? A: The Waltz has three moves. Q: What's the difference between Kane's career and Terri Schiavo? A: People in charge atleast tried to revive Terri Schiavo. Q: What's the difference between Randy Orton and The Cold War? A: The Cold War is over. Q: Why does Bret Hart love cheese? A: It goes well with whine. Q: What will be the irony of The Hurricane situation when he dies? A: He might spend less time on his back and buried dead, than he did alive. Q: What's the difference between the eye of a Hurricane and the eye of Hurricane Helms? A: The eye of a real hurricane doesn't have Triple H's spit in it. Q: What's the difference between Hellen Keller and Christi Hemme? A: Helen Keller could atleast sort of talk. Q: Whats the difference between Val Venis and a tampon? A: A tampon gets used once a month. add some, I thought most were pretty lame but the hemme/keller one was great. Last edited by Macabre; 07-11-2005 at 08:57 PM.

07-11-2005, 09:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
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07-11-2005, 09:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
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07-11-2005, 09:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
i Luv Da Cock USER F-RED-NDLY. Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: RedViLLe, USA Posts: 2,513	Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because Kurt Angle is the 'best' wrestler right now. __________________ LOVES BIG COCK.

07-11-2005, 09:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
i Luv Da Cock USER F-RED-NDLY. Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: RedViLLe, USA Posts: 2,513	Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To see Triple H on the other side. __________________ LOVES BIG COCK.

07-11-2005, 08:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Macabre Guest Posts: n/a	Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Roddy Rowdy Piper? A: One got burnt doing pepsi and the other got burnt doing coke.

07-11-2005, 09:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
i Luv Da Cock USER F-RED-NDLY. Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: RedViLLe, USA Posts: 2,513	Q: Why is Red-Master making so many unecessary replies? A: I dunno, why is Triple H being put over so many unces......... __________________ LOVES BIG COCK.

07-11-2005, 09:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
Hippy Fried Soul Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 593	Q: What did the consumer say he had in common with Maven? A: I browse How lame, I know. That's just a warm up OK. __________________ Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests) Hippy, BoardTracker

07-12-2005, 12:30 AM	#9 (permalink)
Foog Will Work For Food Jr. Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Texas mother fucker thats where I stay Posts: 1,975	haha@the Cold War is over __________________ www.myspace.com/LFOOG

07-13-2005, 02:41 AM	#10 (permalink)
Hood Rich He Got Game... Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 157	What's black and blue and read all over? Damn sure not HHH's fitness book

07-13-2005, 09:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
GuT-ChEcK Game Over Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Indiana Posts: 3,063	honenstly who would take time to make wrestling jokes...

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