about john cena...time for a transformation

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Old 04-07-2005, 10:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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about john cena...time for a transformation

the new music is ok. nothing great but it works.

but get rid of those fucking denim shorts. he looks like as asshead. if they want to stick with the whole "urban" look, fine, but dress him differently. get him some sweat pants or baggy jeans or something with some adidas superstars or high top air force 2's. hell, have him dress in something new every match. get ihm away from "super hardcore urban w.igger" mode and more into "normal person who's only a little urban" mode, and it's not like it own't work, he's already over. this is the free range area where they can do with him what they wanted to do before but couldn't because he wasn't over. what couldn't get him over before, will keep him over now, because he's already popular.

and get him a new finisher. the FU is the lamest looking finisher in the business. lamer than trish's kick to the head or kenic nash's "big boot", which isn't even a finisher. give him a submission hold or fuckin something, i dunno...the FU sucks. big time. it's time for the world champion to have a real signature move, not just a weak spoof of the F5.

let's get him looking like a champion already, he keeps striking me as an overachieving mid carder when he comes out looking like he does

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Old 04-07-2005, 11:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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^word id have to say that the "eff-yoo" is the lamest finisher i've seen the likes of Scott Hall's "Outsider's Valley" (for some reason he didn't do the Edge when he was in WCW, so instead of slamming the guy, he just hung his opponent by the arms over his shoulders and wiggled him around as if 'pressuring' pain...........weak)

And I hate how he walks.....lmao all stiff and shit, lookin like he just finished crapping his pants, and doesn't quite know how to get to the bathroom.

And GET RID OF THAT fucking CORONEL GUILE HAIRCUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhh
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Old 04-08-2005, 01:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2005, 02:10 AM   #4 (permalink)
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stop bitchin.
technically you're bitching about my bitching

so, and i mean this in the nicest way possible, you can go fuck yourself. take out whatever internal frustrations you have within yourself, somewhere else, you fucking idiot.
 
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Old 04-08-2005, 09:53 AM   #5 (permalink)
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technically you're bitching about my bitching

so, and i mean this in the nicest way possible, you can go fuck yourself. take out whatever internal frustrations you have within yourself, somewhere else, you fucking idiot.
lmao....owned
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Old 04-08-2005, 03:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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sory you realy care how he dresses wow..

but he said last night hes going to transform the wwe title like the us title
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:56 PM   #7 (permalink)
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lol @ weak spoof of f5 hahha



but yeah i feel you on one thing, his finisher needs to be something else.. something more powerful looking...

i dont think cena fits a submission move as his finisher...

dont get me wrong, cena use to do the FU beta before... but lately for the past 2-3 months, he's been doing it so so slooopppyyy... is like wtf, thats suppose to fuck you up??
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Old 04-09-2005, 03:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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technically you're bitching about my bitching

so, and i mean this in the nicest way possible, you can go fuck yourself. take out whatever internal frustrations you have within yourself, somewhere else, you fucking idiot.
lmao.

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Old 04-09-2005, 03:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Cena needs a quick finisher like the stunner or rock bottom.

stone cold could clear a ring with stunner after stunner. if cena tried to clear the ring, it'd be awkward watching everyone stand in line waiting for their fu.
 
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The FU is wack, his attire is ok. I dont think they should give him some big baggy pants and timbaland boots or w/e..he'll just look more retarded. And, who would want to wrestle in some heavy denim jeans??
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i say give him some Khaki's and some white shoes


whenever i see him come out with those denim shorts, he reminds me of billy kidman and then i expect Konan to come out jibber jabber
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Scott Hall's "Outsider's Valley" (for some reason he didn't do the Edge when he was in WCW, so instead of slamming the guy, he just hung his opponent by the arms over his shoulders and wiggled him around as if 'pressuring' pain...........weak)
Apparently you have never watched WCW a day in your life.
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i dont think cena is over really atleast not over enough to be champ. with the time they have pushed he should be over to the degree that say stone cold or the rock was in there heyday, i think he needs major retooling not just new ring atire and new finisher the whole character needs to be scrapped. they should take the title off him as soon as possible and send him down to one of wwe's farm feds to work on a new character then say this time next year reintroduce him back into story lines
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I think cena needs to go back to being a heel. Ever since he's been on the fan's side he's stopped rapping and all he does is yell at the crowd.
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Apparently you have never watched WCW a day in your life.
What the hell are you talking about?

That "valley" move that he used to do in WCW was the only finishing move he had.



Apparently you're just a fucking idiot.
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What the hell are you talking about?

That "valley" move that he used to do in WCW was the only finishing move he had.



Apparently you're just a fucking idiot.
Outsider's edge was his finishing move, same as the razor's edge.

the hell's a valley?
 
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Outsider's edge was his finishing move, same as the razor's edge.

the hell's a valley?

WHAT THE FUCK..................I can't believe you guys don't remember that finishing move he used to do as Scott Hall in WCW.....but then again, it's cuz I probably watched MORE wrestling back then than some of u guys (fuck u memento, lil bitch).

FUcking, the Razor's Edge/Outsider's Edge was when he held up the guy behind him back-to-back and then slam the guy to the mat right?

Well the Valley move was when he just held up the guy back-to-back and wiggled him around a'La submission style until he tapped out!
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WHAT THE FUCK..................I can't believe you guys don't remember that finishing move he used to do as Scott Hall in WCW.....but then again, it's cuz I probably watched MORE wrestling back then than some of u guys (fuck u memento, lil bitch).

FUcking, the Razor's Edge/Outsider's Edge was when he held up the guy behind him back-to-back and then slam the guy to the mat right?

Well the Valley move was when he just held up the guy back-to-back and wiggled him around a'La submission style until he tapped out!
But you said he didn't use the outsider's edge at all in wcw, and that's so false.
 
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WHAT THE FUCK..................I can't believe you guys don't remember that finishing move he used to do as Scott Hall in WCW.....but then again, it's cuz I probably watched MORE wrestling back then than some of u guys (fuck u memento, lil bitch).

FUcking, the Razor's Edge/Outsider's Edge was when he held up the guy behind him back-to-back and then slam the guy to the mat right?

Well the Valley move was when he just held up the guy back-to-back and wiggled him around a'La submission style until he tapped out!
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Well the Valley move was when he just held up the guy back-to-back and wiggled him around a'La submission style until he tapped out!
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