How stupid Lita slept with Kane

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Old 06-22-2004, 02:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How stupid Lita slept with Kane
I was watching Raw and man this is 1 stupid storyline lita is carrying Kane's baby How gay is that. Since when would Lita ever sleep with Kane everyone knows that unless Lita was on some serious drugs that she would never sleep with him so why are they making this gay ass story.

By the way when they had Matt & Lita in the ring and Matt asked Lita if the baby was Kane's Matt & Lita both did some of the WORST acting I've ever seen they should be nominated for worst actors of the year.
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Kane seduced her, he is a smooth guy
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this angle is leading to the debut of Maury Povich
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Old 06-22-2004, 05:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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this angle is leading to the debut of Maury Povich

lol....damn im kinda glad i missed RAW last night then...that is really, REALLY weak writing...
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Old 06-22-2004, 09:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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and this here is the reason why I stopped watching that bs two years ago
Yea but two years ago when I was told Lita would be pregnant with Kane's child by
Miss Cleo I didn't believe it.
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lol....damn im kinda glad i missed RAW last night then...that is really, REALLY weak writing...

word this will lead to lita's baby getting DNA tests to see who the father is and the swerve is that.....its not kane or matt hardy...

a teary eyed lita admits to having sex with....BUFF BAGWELL

this leads to the return of Buff


with Buff returning, his mom Judy can enter the womens division

and then have a huge daughter/son match against Linda and Shane, but before the match its revealed that it wont be shane because he was adopted and her real son is detroit lions QB Mike McManhon
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word this will lead to lita's baby getting DNA tests to see who the father is and the swerve is that.....its not kane or matt hardy...

a teary eyed lita admits to having sex with....BUFF BAGWELL

this leads to the return of Buff


with Buff returning, his mom Judy can enter the womens division

and then have a huge daughter/son match against Linda and Shane, but before the match its revealed that it wont be shane because he was adopted and her real son is detroit lions QB Mike McManhon
Lmao!

Actually... I think what happened was that Lita was forced to sleep with Kane because she didn't want Matt Hardy to get his ass kicked by him.

I rarely can sit through an entire Raw anymore... but I keep up with it from time to time.
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Lmao!

Actually... I think what happened was that Lita was forced to sleep with Kane because she didn't want Matt Hardy to get his ass kicked by him.

I rarely can sit through an entire Raw anymore... but I keep up with it from time to time.
WRONG! Lita's getting back at Matt for dumping her on live television when he returned to Raw. You'll see when Maury brings in the lie detector results.

Then on the lie detector, it will be revealed that Matt was also seduced by Kane.

Then Jeff Hardy will return to feud with Matt and Lita because they stole his boyfriend.
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WRONG! Lita's getting back at Matt for dumping her on live television when he returned to Raw. You'll see when Maury brings in the lie detector results.

Then on the lie detector, it will be revealed that Matt was also seduced by Kane.

Then Jeff Hardy will return to feud with Matt and Lita because they stole his boyfriend.

Jeff will be like "ah you stoled mah boyfriend matt"
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raw sucked.. AGAIN. only good part was the rock.. i seriously believe the only reason wwe is still alive is because the rock.. people watch to hope to see him.. and im not even a fan.. its the truth.. i bet he if he retired.. wwe would be getting 2.0 ratings.. triple h and the rock have been all they have ..
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raw sucked.. AGAIN. only good part was the rock.. i seriously believe the only reason wwe is still alive is because the rock.. people watch to hope to see him.. and im not even a fan.. its the truth.. i bet he if he retired.. wwe would be getting 2.0 ratings.. triple h and the rock have been all they have ..

it was good because of Eugene, he is the peoples champ

eugene keeps the wwe alive..
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Eh...it's hilarious...

The baby will come out bald, naturally...

But it'll have one fucked up eye!

So you'll know it's Kane's.

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Eh...it's hilarious...

The baby will come out bald, naturally...

But it'll have one fucked up eye!

So you'll know it's Kane's.

Classic!
He'll wear an eye patch and wrestle as a pirate a la Jean Pierre LaFitte.
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Jeff will be like "ah you stoled mah boyfriend matt"
That will take place in their hometown for his return...

He'll bring in the police and they'll all be like "Respect our authoritah!"
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