Yeah, word i'm bored.

*Triple H has just read tonight on RAW he will face the whole roster in a handicap match and job.......he is shocked at this miscarriage of creative control*

JR: BAH GAWD BOOKER IS SCRATCHIN HIS CROTCH KANG!!! STONE COLD!! STONE COLD!!

JR: BAH GAWD KANG PAUL HEYMAN AND RENE DUPREE JUST STOLE EDGE AND CHRISTIANS 6 SECOND POSE GIMMICK!!! WHERES STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!!! STONE COLD!!!

Jerich: Jesus christ why can't you sell the Walls Of Jericho right?
Rene: I was trained by Gold berg
Jericho:.....great

Kane: Are those Reeboks? ARRRRRRGHHH THEY NEEEEEDDDDDD TOOOOO FEEEEELL MYYYYY PAAAAIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!

Flair *in background*: Thats right now touch his ass Garrison......god yes.

Booker to ref: Man I swear get him off his knees I've seen what he does from that position
Flair: Booker, no worries. I know how the black schlong likes to be treated
Booker: What the fuck............................... ................................... .....SUUUUUUUCKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! !!

Michael Cole: Ladies & Gentleman after great plastic surgery the new FUNAKI!