RAW Roulette

`Ruckus · 11-24-2003, 02:50 PM

I never saw the first one, what types of matches do they have?

PhilNYCE · 11-25-2003, 02:06 AM

i think its a good idea...

todays raw was "blah"

11-25-2003, 02:24 AM

The REAL Raw Roulette

"breast implant match". this match includes two female wrestlers fighting until bradshaw comes to the ring and gives them a lame ass lariat, also known as the clothesline form hell, instantly enhancing the tits of the diva he clothelines.

"name that disease" match. two wrestlers go out and fuck sable. whoever guesses which disease they contracted wins.

"nips in a twist" match. four female wrestlers fight until jackie gayda pops out of her shirt.

"trips in a twist" match. a match takes place where triple h walks his flabby ass round the ring for 15 minutes no-selling goldbegs moves, ignoring DQ bells, and being too insecure to let kane go fully over. wait a second....

"bad acting" match. stacy keibler vs vince mcmahon in a match to see who can act their part out the lamest. note: stacy ALWAYS wins. who CANT spend 10 minutes a week looking partially sad.

"hookee match". this is where two wrestlers fight until judy bagwell calls in sick for buff.

"capture the writers" match. two men fight for a chance to tie up brian gewirtz, stephanie mcmahon or pat patterson and shove a giraffe up their ass for booking them in horrible matches

"rig the wheel" match. this is where the match doesn't even happen, eric bischoff just places the wheel at whatever match he wants and pretends he spun it that way. in other words, WHAT THEY DID ALL NIGHT...

`Ruckus · 11-25-2003, 06:59 AM

True, Raw Roulette was pretty fucking gay... the best match was chasin the midget... and that was gay as fuck.

masterragu · 11-25-2003, 12:23 PM

that was pretty awful...

Tha Top Dawg · 11-25-2003, 12:38 PM

All Raw Roulettes have been awful, it's simply retarded. I didn't even watch all of last night, and from what I saw it was lame as hell.

masterragu · 11-25-2003, 01:40 PM

whoever watched

Who saw Kane tell Goldberg good job after he threw him against the ropes

i kept rewinding to see him say good job over and over again...

`Ruckus · 11-25-2003, 03:40 PM

I didn't notice it... but I really wasn't looking.

11-26-2003, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cane

"hookee match". this is where two wrestlers fight until judy bagwell calls in sick for buff.

I fell asleep during the show, and didn't even care to look up the results.

11-26-2003, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ragu

whoever watched

Who saw Kane tell Goldberg good job after he threw him against the ropes

i kept rewinding to see him say good job over and over again...

lol
It's pretty pathetic when you have to be complimented on simple moves like that.

Tha Top Dawg · 11-26-2003, 11:08 PM

I cracked up when Flair lost his footing on that whip into the ropes and fucked up his nose.

DiFFiKuLT · 11-28-2003, 12:03 AM

i dont see much of it ..

EdJames · 12-01-2003, 04:17 AM

It sucked like a ten year old in Michael Jackson's bedroom!

12-01-2003, 07:39 PM

Yes, both Michael Jackson and department stores have boy's underwear half off.

12-01-2003, 07:59 PM

Nah dawg, MJ got that shit 90 percent off, and it ain't just a seasonal deal, it's all fuckin' year.

Geragos on the other hand (his and Scott Petersons lawyer) appareantly pushing a big dawg 600

11-24-2003, 02:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
`Ruckus RABID TEXTCEE!!!!!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Jersey Posts: 2,580	RAW Roulette I never saw the first one, what types of matches do they have?

11-25-2003, 12:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
masterragu Panic/Disgust Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: definitly not nebraska Posts: 74,774	that was pretty awful... __________________ Feme Sole: you can work at subway Feme Sole: and give me free hoagies

11-25-2003, 12:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tha Top Dawg Subtle, yet sassy. Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Think about it, biologically, why should there be more small penises than big vaginas? These Big vagina ladies are getting away with murder. Posts: 19,148	All Raw Roulettes have been awful, it's simply retarded. I didn't even watch all of last night, and from what I saw it was lame as hell. __________________ Juggs n Ruggs, we'll fuck up your mugs! Strip Club Dreams The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken someday. And that they will play together in a field when it gets better. According to Lyle, his ex-girlfriend was like "herpes"; you could always catch her on the toilet at Burger King! What does that even mean?! If this van's a rockin', I'm doin' coke to Dokken.

11-25-2003, 01:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
masterragu Panic/Disgust Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: definitly not nebraska Posts: 74,774	whoever watched Who saw Kane tell Goldberg good job after he threw him against the ropes i kept rewinding to see him say good job over and over again... __________________ Feme Sole: you can work at subway Feme Sole: and give me free hoagies

11-26-2003, 11:08 PM	#11 (permalink)
Tha Top Dawg Subtle, yet sassy. Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Think about it, biologically, why should there be more small penises than big vaginas? These Big vagina ladies are getting away with murder. Posts: 19,148	I cracked up when Flair lost his footing on that whip into the ropes and fucked up his nose. __________________ Juggs n Ruggs, we'll fuck up your mugs! Strip Club Dreams The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken someday. And that they will play together in a field when it gets better. According to Lyle, his ex-girlfriend was like "herpes"; you could always catch her on the toilet at Burger King! What does that even mean?! If this van's a rockin', I'm doin' coke to Dokken.

11-25-2003, 02:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
Cane Guest Posts: n/a	The REAL Raw Roulette "breast implant match". this match includes two female wrestlers fighting until bradshaw comes to the ring and gives them a lame ass lariat, also known as the clothesline form hell, instantly enhancing the tits of the diva he clothelines. "name that disease" match. two wrestlers go out and fuck sable. whoever guesses which disease they contracted wins. "nips in a twist" match. four female wrestlers fight until jackie gayda pops out of her shirt. "trips in a twist" match. a match takes place where triple h walks his flabby ass round the ring for 15 minutes no-selling goldbegs moves, ignoring DQ bells, and being too insecure to let kane go fully over. wait a second.... "bad acting" match. stacy keibler vs vince mcmahon in a match to see who can act their part out the lamest. note: stacy ALWAYS wins. who CANT spend 10 minutes a week looking partially sad. "hookee match". this is where two wrestlers fight until judy bagwell calls in sick for buff. "capture the writers" match. two men fight for a chance to tie up brian gewirtz, stephanie mcmahon or pat patterson and shove a giraffe up their ass for booking them in horrible matches "rig the wheel" match. this is where the match doesn't even happen, eric bischoff just places the wheel at whatever match he wants and pretends he spun it that way. in other words, WHAT THEY DID ALL NIGHT...

11-25-2003, 06:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
`Ruckus RABID TEXTCEE!!!!!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Jersey Posts: 2,580	True, Raw Roulette was pretty fucking gay... the best match was chasin the midget... and that was gay as fuck.

11-25-2003, 03:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
`Ruckus RABID TEXTCEE!!!!!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Jersey Posts: 2,580	I didn't notice it... but I really wasn't looking.

11-28-2003, 12:03 AM	#12 (permalink)
DiFFiKuLT ORIgiNal LATIN G Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: in a house with a basketball hoop outside of it Posts: 946	i dont see much of it ..

12-01-2003, 04:17 AM	#13 (permalink)
EdJames Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Crawley - UK Posts: 2,240	It sucked like a ten year old in Michael Jackson's bedroom! __________________ EDJAMES WWW.SOUNDCLICK.COM/EDJAMES RAPMUSIC.COM'S RESIDENT INTERNATIONAL RNB SINGING SENSATION

12-01-2003, 07:39 PM	#14 (permalink)
Macabre Guest Posts: n/a	Yes, both Michael Jackson and department stores have boy's underwear half off.

12-01-2003, 07:59 PM	#15 (permalink)
holiday styles Guest Posts: n/a	Nah dawg, MJ got that shit 90 percent off, and it ain't just a seasonal deal, it's all fuckin' year. Geragos on the other hand (his and Scott Petersons lawyer) appareantly pushing a big dawg 600

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