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Originally Posted by Memento
yea people got pretty sick of undertaker's slow ass entrance which was why they came up with the greatest idea that ever actually happened... undertaker became a biker.
so i think it would just be great to give nash a golf cart...
maybe on the smackdown side, since rey mysterio is so quick... they could have a bunch of american gladiators try to stop him while getting to the ring... they'd have those huge blocking pad things... or joust sticks maybe...
maybe they could trade rico over or something and he could use an american gladiator gimmick on smackdown...
or maybe he could team up with big bossman as cops... and they could ride motorcycles to the ring... and their titantron videos would be like... the CHiPs starting sequence... driving down the road and wooshing side to side... they'd wear those tight uniforms which would be perfect for rico... and rico could make bossman go on a diet... you know, bring back to d'lo and mark henry thing... but better because its rico and big bossman...
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and bossman and rico can get those little helmets also
they could begin a feud with Taker, one day they give him a speeding ticket and then he gets his bike towed for being a handicap zone
and like the APA had a office at every show, they can get a cell and arrest various ppl. Also every good police team needs a chief that calls them loose cannons...they can sign Dusty Rhodes!
also with Nash they can give him a cool horn for his cart that plays music
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