The HHHation Chamber

08-25-2003, 02:38 AM

i'm sorry but summerslam was a joke

christian and his IC title get left off the show so we can watch a-train fiddle fuck around with the undertaker?

we got no john cena so we could watch shane act like a wrestler against eric fucking bischoff?...fuck

no cruiserweight title match or matt hardy or ultimo dragon, but instead we get linda mcmahon and stephanie and sable? for cryin out fuckin loud, gimme a break

angle/brock was cool but even that was fucked up. brocks supposed to be this huge unbeatable monster but he taps clean to an ankle lock while getting interference in his favor? wow, way to rectally fuck him on that one

the dudley boys are boring the fuckin hell out of me and la resistance sucks. this fued is just the combiantion of everything that sucks lol

the kane/rvd match wasn't terrible but it was VERY pointless. what do either of them gain? nothing at all. who cares. well, me, but only when kane tap danced his ass off the fuckin rope and nearly killed himself. there goes his whole image in one tangled mess of feet. great. summerslam was great until this happened!</sarcasm>

and this brings me to the evolution chamber as dislexic h would like to call it. ok, i took a piss and nash was gone. wow..i should piss more often. i don't really have any gripes other than, what the FUCK is triple h winning for? the guy steps out of the chamber, gets kicked, lays down for 10 minutes, gets up, hits goldberg with the rubber hammer of doom and wins. THIS IS OUR FUCKING CHAMPION? if there was anytime to get the title of his waist it was tonight. repeat, it was tonight. repeat once again, IT WAS FUCKING TONIGHT. goldberg owned ass. the crowd was behind him 110%.they were going nuts. he cleaned house. the crowd loved it, and i'm sure once word spread that goldberg was back to being himself, ultimately ratings might go up a bit instead of slowly sinking., but no....they had to have the guy whos as fragile as vince carter win, with one move, after doing NOTHING all match long.

FUCK TRIPLE H. FUCK HIM UNTIL HE DIES.

even then he'll probably have bischoff come out in his wheelchair and hand the title to Junior H who'll in turn make sure to never, ever lay down to Chris Jericho Jr.

i won't even start about how it's mcmahon-a-mania everywhere now.

fuck the mcmahon family, fuck triple h, and fuck raw period. if jericho ever leaves raw, i'll completely stop watching.

masterragu · 08-25-2003, 02:48 AM

Damn i knew WWE would blow it...

SeQueL · 08-25-2003, 03:57 AM

Elimination Chamber
Fatal Fourway
Angle/Brock

Those were the only good matches..

I'm actually glad Triple H won the chamber match as much as I despise him...
If Nash was champ? I wouldnt care.. If Michaels was champ? i wouldnt care..If Orton was champ? I wouldnt care... If Jericho was champ? I'd applaud it cause he'd wrestle everyweek but boo it because his mic skillz are so so
Now maybe Goldberg will get pissed enough ta leave Raw and go to Smackdown and become a heel or something. I heard thats what was orginally suppose ta happen..after da chamber match

anyone can be a monster, Cane, but when someone's bendin and snappin into ur ankle, its realistic that'd u'd tap lol.. Mike Tyson would tap, Warren Sapp would tap, Kane tapped in the past LOL only person who wouldnt tap would be Undertaker cause he hates ta job lol

masterragu · 08-25-2003, 05:02 AM

Chris Jericho's Mic skills are so so?

*in shock*

Lil Killa · 08-25-2003, 06:42 AM

wtf @ jerichos mic skills being so-so?

summerslam blew dick, that prince albert and undertaker match summed it all up really

Nam Dekan · 08-25-2003, 11:26 AM

i didnt see it but from what i read it sounded horrible..

i also bet dudleyz/la resistance feud continues for another year

even TNA was a tad dissapointing this week...too much erik watts and joe legend

Tha Top Dawg · 08-25-2003, 12:46 PM

I'm glad I didn't watch, i knew it would be and it turned out to be utter shite. And I agree, if Jericho were to leave Raw I wouldn't watch it anymore either, he's the only thing that makes that show semi worth watching.

Nam Dekan · 08-25-2003, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Tha Top Dawg

I'm glad I didn't watch, i knew it would be and it turned out to be utter shite. And I agree, if Jericho were to leave Raw I wouldn't watch it anymore either, he's the only thing that makes that show semi worth watching.

you mean you dont watch RAW for the great Dudleyz and Frenchie feud? or to see Bischoff moleste Linda?

Bischoff is getting crapped on, Vince is getting his revenge

6th_plague · 08-25-2003, 01:14 PM

i missed it but how could they fuck it up that bad...surely your exagerating

i mean brock and kan all pyshco and shit
a elimination chamber

they must be deliberatly fucking this up coz those two matches were dope untill they started...

Mist · 08-25-2003, 02:48 PM

the shane match was about the best part of summer slam, i love shane as a wrestler, he's ill.

But you ppl dont get it, HHH held onto the belt so that he can lose it next month one on one with goldberg.

Identity · 08-25-2003, 02:56 PM

jericho should've won that elimination match, he's 100% and never has a serious injury that will force him to miss time and he's the best wrestler that raw has left...he has the best ring skills, technical skills, and mic skills on the mic since the rock left...hhh as champ is better than bill goldberg who can't wrestle shit...i wish i had upn to watch smackdown...

peace....

ps when is the rock gonna return? his new movie looks gay as fuck...

Phenom87 · 08-25-2003, 03:03 PM

how they arent pushing the cruiserweight division is beyond me...not to mention they are killing Ultimo Dragon's career wtf are they doing not having him on smackdown every week feuding with someone instead of on Velocity

SeQueL · 08-25-2003, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ragu

Chris Jericho's Mic skills are so so?

*in shock*

They are, or maybe I'm jus gettin bored with his character, dunno..
Raw's jus so damn stale I'm bored with the whole thing

08-25-2003, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mist

But you ppl dont get it, HHH held onto the belt so that he can lose it next month one on one with goldberg.

it just won't be the same

last night was THE night if there EVER was a time to get the belt off trips and put it on goldberg.

Mist · 08-25-2003, 06:57 PM

true, it is gay how the dude is out for the whole match and then does one move and wins

BruvaG · 08-25-2003, 06:57 PM

You kids are the worst...what do you know about the business???

Listen closely...

The Champion MUST perform at House Shows...

Goldberg's contract states that he does not work House Shows...hence, he won't be Champ until that's rectified...

I agree that Triple H has gotten lame as Champ but the other options are no better...

Jericho??? LMAO yeah, okay...[sarcasm] viva la Canada [/sarcasm]

Nash??? No house show clause...he's fucked and he can't get over wit the crowd...

HBK??? Best in the bunch but "too old" by you lame kids' standards...

Orton???? Bitch Please...

Goldberg??? Just as much of a backstage egomaniac as The Game....how is that better...

And Brock is not some kinda unstoppable monster...he lost to the Big Show on a chair shot for Christ's sake...get your info right Cane...

He spent the last 7 minutes of the match in and out of the ankle lock...manster or no...everybody got a threshold...

You need to stop confusin Brock for Goldberg...

Nam Dekan · 08-25-2003, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BruvaG

You kids are the worst...what do you know about the business???

Listen closely...

The Champion MUST perform at House Shows...

Goldberg's contract states that he does not work House Shows...hence, he won't be Champ until that's rectified...

I agree that Triple H has gotten lame as Champ but the other options are no better...

Jericho??? LMAO yeah, okay...[sarcasm] viva la Canada [/sarcasm]

Nash??? No house show clause...he's fucked and he can't get over wit the crowd...

HBK??? Best in the bunch but "too old" by you lame kids' standards...

Orton???? Bitch Please...

Goldberg??? Just as much of a backstage egomaniac as The Game....how is that better...

And Brock is not some kinda unstoppable monster...he lost to the Big Show on a chair shot for Christ's sake...get your info right Cane...

He spent the last 7 minutes of the match in and out of the ankle lock...manster or no...everybody got a threshold...

You need to stop confusin Brock for Goldberg...

i dont believe Hogan did house shows during the 1 month run he had.

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how they arent pushing the cruiserweight division is beyond me...not to mention they are killing Ultimo Dragon's career wtf are they doing not having him on smackdown every week feuding with someone instead of on Velocity

Ultimo is being buried because he dosnt do wwe style, which makes me wonder if vince actually watches tapes of these guys before he signs them..

im glad guys like low ki, amazing red, styles, daniels and a lot of the hot TNA talent is shooting them down...all wwe managed to steal from TNA was Gowen and its looking like Alexis Laree now

Nam Dekan · 08-25-2003, 08:16 PM

are you sure goldberg dosnt do house shows? he did a couple this past month..i think his deal is that he only works so many dates a month, because he got a arm injury during a house earlier this month

08-25-2003, 02:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cane Guest Posts: n/a	The HHHation Chamber i'm sorry but summerslam was a joke christian and his IC title get left off the show so we can watch a-train fiddle fuck around with the undertaker? we got no john cena so we could watch shane act like a wrestler against eric fucking bischoff?...fuck no cruiserweight title match or matt hardy or ultimo dragon, but instead we get linda mcmahon and stephanie and sable? for cryin out fuckin loud, gimme a break angle/brock was cool but even that was fucked up. brocks supposed to be this huge unbeatable monster but he taps clean to an ankle lock while getting interference in his favor? wow, way to rectally fuck him on that one the dudley boys are boring the fuckin hell out of me and la resistance sucks. this fued is just the combiantion of everything that sucks lol the kane/rvd match wasn't terrible but it was VERY pointless. what do either of them gain? nothing at all. who cares. well, me, but only when kane tap danced his ass off the fuckin rope and nearly killed himself. there goes his whole image in one tangled mess of feet. great. summerslam was great until this happened!</sarcasm> and this brings me to the evolution chamber as dislexic h would like to call it. ok, i took a piss and nash was gone. wow..i should piss more often. i don't really have any gripes other than, what the FUCK is triple h winning for? the guy steps out of the chamber, gets kicked, lays down for 10 minutes, gets up, hits goldberg with the rubber hammer of doom and wins. THIS IS OUR FUCKING CHAMPION? if there was anytime to get the title of his waist it was tonight. repeat, it was tonight. repeat once again, IT WAS FUCKING TONIGHT. goldberg owned ass. the crowd was behind him 110%.they were going nuts. he cleaned house. the crowd loved it, and i'm sure once word spread that goldberg was back to being himself, ultimately ratings might go up a bit instead of slowly sinking., but no....they had to have the guy whos as fragile as vince carter win, with one move, after doing NOTHING all match long. FUCK TRIPLE H. FUCK HIM UNTIL HE DIES. even then he'll probably have bischoff come out in his wheelchair and hand the title to Junior H who'll in turn make sure to never, ever lay down to Chris Jericho Jr. i won't even start about how it's mcmahon-a-mania everywhere now. fuck the mcmahon family, fuck triple h, and fuck raw period. if jericho ever leaves raw, i'll completely stop watching.

08-25-2003, 02:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
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08-25-2003, 03:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
SeQueL Mmm Tig Ol Bitties Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: VA/DC Posts: 5,182	Elimination Chamber Fatal Fourway Angle/Brock Those were the only good matches.. I'm actually glad Triple H won the chamber match as much as I despise him... If Nash was champ? I wouldnt care.. If Michaels was champ? i wouldnt care..If Orton was champ? I wouldnt care... If Jericho was champ? I'd applaud it cause he'd wrestle everyweek but boo it because his mic skillz are so so Now maybe Goldberg will get pissed enough ta leave Raw and go to Smackdown and become a heel or something. I heard thats what was orginally suppose ta happen..after da chamber match anyone can be a monster, Cane, but when someone's bendin and snappin into ur ankle, its realistic that'd u'd tap lol.. Mike Tyson would tap, Warren Sapp would tap, Kane tapped in the past LOL only person who wouldnt tap would be Undertaker cause he hates ta job lol __________________ ""You walk through life,Hoping to achieve,Aspiring dreams.. Well now.. It all seems rather pointless when we're mere thoughts of a higher being.. What sorta free will did he give us? What sorta life did we give ourselves that wasnt already pre-determined? All these falsehoods,Deceit,False hope. Thats a spit in my face, A spit on humanity I will not be a puppet Mitsurigen Ohari !!!..With god as my witness..All must suffer.. It is not mine.. But his will.. So it is written..""--- Keiachi Meishima:: Trinity Revelations 2999

08-25-2003, 05:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
masterragu Panic/Disgust Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: definitly not nebraska Posts: 74,774	Chris Jericho's Mic skills are so so? in shock __________________ Feme Sole: you can work at subway Feme Sole: and give me free hoagies

08-25-2003, 06:42 AM	#5 (permalink)
Lil Killa hmmm Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: your mothers room Posts: 2,307	wtf @ jerichos mic skills being so-so? summerslam blew dick, that prince albert and undertaker match summed it all up really __________________ "..antisocial, i chill with my vocals..." - kae'daq

08-25-2003, 11:26 AM	#6 (permalink)
Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Home Depot Posts: 58,207	i didnt see it but from what i read it sounded horrible.. i also bet dudleyz/la resistance feud continues for another year even TNA was a tad dissapointing this week...too much erik watts and joe legend __________________ Juggs n Ruggs, we'll fuck up your mugs! Strip Club Dreams "Let me tell you something, sister, you serve two purposes in this house - you can give me a blow job or make me a sandwich. I'm not in the mood for head and I had a late breakfast, so you're shit out of luck. "-Tommy Gavin from Rescue Me

08-25-2003, 12:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
Tha Top Dawg Subtle, yet sassy. Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Think about it, biologically, why should there be more small penises than big vaginas? These Big vagina ladies are getting away with murder. Posts: 19,148	I'm glad I didn't watch, i knew it would be and it turned out to be utter shite. And I agree, if Jericho were to leave Raw I wouldn't watch it anymore either, he's the only thing that makes that show semi worth watching. __________________ Juggs n Ruggs, we'll fuck up your mugs! Strip Club Dreams The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken someday. And that they will play together in a field when it gets better. According to Lyle, his ex-girlfriend was like "herpes"; you could always catch her on the toilet at Burger King! What does that even mean?! If this van's a rockin', I'm doin' coke to Dokken.

08-25-2003, 01:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
6th_plague More then meets the eye Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 26,465	i missed it but how could they fuck it up that bad...surely your exagerating i mean brock and kan all pyshco and shit a elimination chamber they must be deliberatly fucking this up coz those two matches were dope untill they started... __________________ Fortune 5 Hunned - Behind the Smoke and Mirrors May 2007 are you ready? New Single -Hi Haters

08-25-2003, 02:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mist Micnificent Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Sin City Posts: 6,218	the shane match was about the best part of summer slam, i love shane as a wrestler, he's ill. But you ppl dont get it, HHH held onto the belt so that he can lose it next month one on one with goldberg.

08-25-2003, 02:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
Identity Shaq fears Yao! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: eau claire, wisconsin Posts: 1,338	jericho should've won that elimination match, he's 100% and never has a serious injury that will force him to miss time and he's the best wrestler that raw has left...he has the best ring skills, technical skills, and mic skills on the mic since the rock left...hhh as champ is better than bill goldberg who can't wrestle shit...i wish i had upn to watch smackdown... peace.... ps when is the rock gonna return? his new movie looks gay as fuck...

08-25-2003, 03:03 PM	#12 (permalink)
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08-25-2003, 06:57 PM	#15 (permalink)
Mist Micnificent Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Sin City Posts: 6,218	true, it is gay how the dude is out for the whole match and then does one move and wins

08-25-2003, 06:57 PM	#16 (permalink)
BruvaG So Old School... Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 4,708	You kids are the worst...what do you know about the business??? Listen closely... The Champion MUST perform at House Shows... Goldberg's contract states that he does not work House Shows...hence, he won't be Champ until that's rectified... I agree that Triple H has gotten lame as Champ but the other options are no better... Jericho??? LMAO yeah, okay...[sarcasm] viva la Canada [/sarcasm] Nash??? No house show clause...he's fucked and he can't get over wit the crowd... HBK??? Best in the bunch but "too old" by you lame kids' standards... Orton???? Bitch Please... Goldberg??? Just as much of a backstage egomaniac as The Game....how is that better... And Brock is not some kinda unstoppable monster...he lost to the Big Show on a chair shot for Christ's sake...get your info right Cane... He spent the last 7 minutes of the match in and out of the ankle lock...manster or no...everybody got a threshold... You need to stop confusin Brock for Goldberg... __________________ Public Enemy Number un

08-25-2003, 08:16 PM	#18 (permalink)
Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Home Depot Posts: 58,207	are you sure goldberg dosnt do house shows? he did a couple this past month..i think his deal is that he only works so many dates a month, because he got a arm injury during a house earlier this month __________________ Juggs n Ruggs, we'll fuck up your mugs! Strip Club Dreams "Let me tell you something, sister, you serve two purposes in this house - you can give me a blow job or make me a sandwich. I'm not in the mood for head and I had a late breakfast, so you're shit out of luck. "-Tommy Gavin from Rescue Me

08-25-2003, 08:39 PM	#19 (permalink)