9. Brock Sampson 8-1 vs 10. Criteria 10-4

[-Oz-]

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[Criteria]

im here

[Brock Sampson]

thas coo

[Criteria]

24... agree plz

[Criteria]

your gettin' 26. Deal wit it

Originally Posted by -Oz- in the mag

it's get the shit together, it's not that hard, and nobody is asking alot. All you got to do is fucking show up, and vote. If you don't wanna do BOTH, then sign the fuck out, I'm sick of holding up my end of the work and having 50 lazy faggots reap the benefits.

got dissed in the mag, i aint playin buddy, its true..
you asked alot outta' me.. oz reffered to us that 'nobody' is U.
my streaks been up n down, but im'a be honest duke -
thanx for votin for me every week..now look where its gotten you.
yeah, Im obnoxious too - but why ya jockin me for?
write? i'll turn ya body of work to a mufuccin autopsy report.
but yall, check how im writin a verse for this lame guy
& how he'll still lose - while IM ghostin' for cal at the same time.
you cant compete or show..why peep ya flow?
if the voters want good asian disses? check users verse 3 weeks ago.
fuck a gun this time.. I straight up run for spines
son - you garbage or gettin takin out..either way, I dump this 9
I'll crush your life.. faggot, start confessin ya dues..
'initially your B.S'; not ur name.. thats my first impression of you.
are u an alias? from PR or ezboards..ya stupid man
20,000 leagues aint a story, its how many sites ya fuckin losin at
N check ^that line..U can even bite from fracture too
cuz U shark so many washed ups, they named that book after U.
so fuck it, I hate this dude..swayin to make me lose
we learn from mistakes - at birth U taught ya parents a thing or too.
ya girl dont like sex with you - what it used to involve
nigga, I did tag ya ho - cuz my semen was graffin' the uterus wall.
ya stupid & all. faggot- ya cant quit suckin a dick.
difference between U & a violin?..it dont have nuts on its chin.
you stuck in a trend - a typical RM hecklin' clone.
brock, u hit rock bottom.. & became anutha' one a my steppin stones.

[Brock Sampson]

Posted by Criteria
oh damn, i had no clue scientz or anyone said somethin similiar.

I thought asians were good at math man? u have many lame rhymes
wanted me to agree with 24, said 26....then u go 28 lines???
bit Scientz? shoulda been algebra, shut down what this bitch brings
what u wrote was practically identical that they could pass 4 siblings
it's a thin line between u seein me yo, peep how mind blowin
cuz all it would take is dental floss to leave you blindfolded
Im not prejudice but when I swing, it hits! there wild cuz!
puttin more bangs to ur forehead than ur hairstyle does
all asians look alike, even ya pic can ASSIST naw mean??
if u add 4 feet & skill this kid could PASS for Yao Ming
eatin everything that gets in my way, even if the art is less
If I did try to feed off that verse I'd prolly starve to death
Im the Boss here, ur barely employed, but this fagetts learnin
when I put more upper-cuts to his grill than a plastic surgeon
Cri's a recyclin ass hoe but u'll regret it, when beheaded
the 20,000 leagues line..yeah, I liked it the 1st time u said it
damn! I wasn't gonna feed, but if u want it Im down then
I bit ur best line & it still didn't stop my stomach from growlin
been here since 04' just shows ur mad weak with flows
& the furthest u made it was contendership just a few weeks ago
it's a shame, what u have to do to try to score some pussy
when ppl can read my DNA when I pull it out ur girls fourtune cookie
how does it feel to go down in rank, ur best times are ruined
when Im movin up in rank...and it took me less lines to do it

[Criteria]

how the fuck. is there 101 views but no votes.

[Brock Sampson]

postin early ain't shit!

yawl niccas suck cock & balls

[E Tha Real]

Criteria

are u an alias? from PR or ezboards..ya stupid man
20,000 leagues aint a story, its how many sites ya fuckin losin at
^used this against me. boo @ recycling

write? i'll turn ya body of work to a mufuccin autopsy report
^creative,

so fuck it, I hate this dude..swayin to make me lose
we learn from mistakes - at birth U taught ya parents a thing or too.
ya girl dont like sex with you - what it used to involve
nigga, I did tag ya ho - cuz my semen was graffin' the uterus wall.
^all of these concepts have been done the
only negative is, I've seen them better worded

vs.


Brock Sampson

I thought asians were good at math man? u have many lame rhymes
wanted me to agree with 24, said 26....then u go 28 lines???
^haha

if u add 4 feet & skill this kid could PASS for Yao Ming
^funny, nicely worded too

If did try to feed off that verse I'd prolly starve to death.
^it's official this has been done 92342387612 times,
but I doubt even the morons who worded it the exact same
way didn't turn around and feed of the verse.

I bit ur best line & it still didn't stop my stomach from growlin
^what were you trying to achieve with this line?

I really didn't like either verse, I feel like Criteria had more played lines and Brock fed off the verse which in this case is a no because it almost always has to be dope if you feed by rule of thumb it wasnt. I felt like toward the end of Brocks verse he wasnt direct at all with his insults they were very bland and boring.

[Criteria]

whatever.lets get it done.

[Amaze.]

yeah, Im obnoxious too - but why ya jockin me for?
write? i'll turn ya body of work to a mufuccin autopsy report.

so fuck it, I hate this dude..swayin to make me lose
we learn from mistakes - at birth U taught ya parents a thing or too.

ya girl dont like sex with you - what it used to involve
nigga, I did tag ya ho - cuz my semen was graffin' the uterus wall.
ya stupid & all. faggot- ya cant quit suckin a dick.
difference between U & a violin?..it dont have nuts on its chin.

some played shit there imo

vs.


I thought asians were good at math man? u have many lame rhymes
wanted me to agree with 24, said 26....then u go 28 lines???
nice but feeding=naw

Im not prejudice but when I swing, it hits! there wild cuz!
puttin more bangs to ur forehead than ur hairstyle does
ok


If I did try to feed off that verse I'd prolly starve to death
lol played & you fed

yao ming line was coo

hmm aaaiiight battle, Cri had some played shit, but Brock fed & had a lotta simple shit towards the end imo.

vote: cri - more consistant

[Brock Sampson]

ahh...didn't know that would backfire like that mayne.

grrr.!!!!!

[Drugs]

lines I thought were decent or better from Cri:

my streaks been up n down, but im'a be honest duke -
thanx for votin for me every week..now look where its gotten you.
you cant compete or show..why peep ya flow?
if the voters want good asian disses? check users verse 3 weeks ago.
I'll crush your life.. faggot, start confessin ya dues..
'initially your B.S'; not ur name.. thats my first impression of you.
ya stupid & all. faggot- ya cant quit suckin a dick.
difference between U & a violin?..it dont have nuts on its chin.

Brock:

it's a thin line between u seein me yo, peep how mind blowin
cuz all it would take is dental floss to leave you blindfolded
all asians look alike, even ya pic can ASSIST naw mean??
if u add 4 feet & skill this kid could PASS for Yao Ming
Im the Boss here, ur barely employed, but this fagetts learnin

to be honest, I thought Brock would take it after reading the first verse, but I don't think he stepped up good enough to get it. Some stuff could've been reworded better on both sides, and that fortune cookie could've mos def been done better, but overall Cri had the most consistence.

Props on actually showing. Damn@ this week.

v- criteria

[intellectualmc]

lines i liked from cri
ya girl dont like sex with you - what it used to involve
nigga, I did tag ya ho - cuz my semen was graffin' the uterus wall.
ya stupid & all. faggot- ya cant quit suckin a dick.
difference between U & a violin?..it dont have nuts on its chin.

-vs-

brock's good lines
I thought asians were good at math man? u have many lame rhymes
wanted me to agree with 24, said 26....then u go 28 lines???
all asians look alike, even ya pic can ASSIST naw mean??
if u add 4 feet & skill this kid could PASS for Yao Ming
how does it feel to go down in rank, ur best times are ruined
when Im movin up in rank...and it took me less lines to do it

v/brock

[Imperial]

Brock had some cool personals, but the rest of his lines werent really doin it for me, a couple were aight.. Cri had a pretty consistent verse.. some was played, but he had some nice lines in there.. it was kinda close, but cri's lines stood out more, they hit a little harder.

Vote: Criteria

[Brock Sampson]

Yeah..Im kickin myself for rushin

[Kryptikal]

yeah, Im obnoxious too - but why ya jockin me for?
write? i'll turn ya body of work to a mufuccin autopsy report.
so fuck it, I hate this dude..swayin to make me lose
we learn from mistakes - at birth U taught ya parents a thing or too.
ya girl dont like sex with you - what it used to involve
nigga, I did tag ya ho - cuz my semen was graffin' the uterus wall.
ya stupid & all. faggot- ya cant quit suckin a dick.
difference between U & a violin?..it dont have nuts on its chin.

vs

I thought asians were good at math man? u have many lame rhymes
wanted me to agree with 24, said 26....then u go 28 lines???
all asians look alike, even ya pic can ASSIST naw mean??
if u add 4 feet & skill this kid could PASS for Yao Ming

v- criteria

[Main Ingredient]

vote - criteria

brock had some coo shit here and there, but nothing really stand-out material, i mean i liked the yao ming idea but i felt there really wasnt anything else in there to make me wanna vote for you

cri had some played stuff, but i dug his creativity overall in the lines that WEREN'T played a little more.

with that said, cri gets it

[Oneduh]

Criteria loses.

Lmao @ editing your verse 2 days after you both posted.

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I was gonna vote.. But it's pointless

[Brock Sampson]

^WTF!!!!!

R U Serious!?!?!?!?!

LMBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dayum....hahaha....I was losin...