RBL Contendership Match: 3. John Hensley (13-2) vs. 4. Premonition (12-3)

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-BATTLES ARE DUE FRIDAY, MIDNIGHT WESTERN!
-VOTES ARE DUE SUNDAY, 10pm EASTERN

-You MUST vote on 6 battles for the first 2 weeks & EDIT the vote links
in your "check in" posts. Failure to vote on ALL 6 will result in a
deduction of votes for the links you're missing. Meaning.. you
drop 4 links, you LOSE 2 votes automatically.

-Mininum Lines: 4 (2 Couplets)/ Max. Lines: 30 (15 Couplets)!
Also, battlers MUST agree on the amount of lines to be written
for each verse. If not, whoever drops first determines the MAX
line amount. For example, If I drop 16 first, without agreeing
my opponent cannot go MORE than 16 lines. If YOU DO go over the maximum line limit set. YOU LOSE -1 Vote For Each Couplet Over


-NO EDITING your verse AFTER BOTH verses have been posted. EDITING your post after both rhymes have been posted will result in an immediate DQ. Dont matter if your editing spelling or a fucking PERIOD. Its a DQ. No Questions Asked.


-NO 1 Sentence Voting


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[stickman]

16-20...

[john hensley]

sounds good

[stickman]

let's talk about his girl, she just an average bitch
it's the small things that count & John's dick is number 1 on the list
ya were always at the wrong end of dope lines, must i remind you?
I mean looking back... there's no one behind you
you're wack, stop tryna figure it out, you fail
so blind to the facts, his hind sight's only 20/20 in brail
your wins are cheap, get your sight right
my wins are always quality, yours are recorded on Fisher Price mics
John's punches are boring, not a smart line I see
you're unpredictable, what I mean is you're a hard guy to read
I've read 2 of your verses against me, but you haven't moved me
with those verses that are as colorful as a Charlie Chaplin movie
Monster in the closet, son that's a bad play
watch me flip it..
John's upset about his sexuality... because he's mad gay
on the punch lines, I'm a fuckin beast, you coward
this kid Hensley is inbred like some yeast and flour
your verse is a contradiction it's like a tragic play
shit's got a weak end, but it's never seen a sadder day

[john hensley]

didnt have alot of time.

Fuck you stick. even tho u swear ya tough.
I'd beat you into shape, but you're already square enough.
So don't flex, u aint next to me fagot.
Stickman aint a rapper...
..Stickman's another word for his sexual status.
You're gettin dropped kid, you ain't half as mean.
You'll hit the ground...like your girl when shes on a trampoline.
I prefer average girls, and it's true what i write.
My mottos fuck a fat bitch....but you really do every night.
I'm grimey. somethin we all will find true.
And my nine'll have ya boyfriend jealous..
..when it makes u give brain to the wall behind you.
I'll stay standing, after i create the diss.
And you'll be on your ass like when you take a piss.
Make me miss? nah, and you won't get the podium.
The only Real Monster ive known...
...was back when i watched Nickelodeon.
And aint shit changed. watch me expose ya mind.
And give you a change of heart...
...when i hit u in the chest with a roll of dimes.
So i'm hittin you with more, rippin through this whore.
And the last time i dropped somethin wack...
...this bitch was on the floor.

[Super.]

upping.

[Ethiquette]

vote-stickman

Out of the whole battle, the lines I liked most were the small things count, inbred and mad gay one, for John, the finish and the sitting down on the ass

Stickman was more consistent imo & had more stand out lines

[stickman]

vote this shit..

on the punch lines, I'm a fuckin beast, you coward
this kid Hensley is inbred like some yeast and flour

i.deal flip

['Revelations']

Vote - John Hensley
Reason:
I'll be real with you both....you came pretty good here...but John just had harder punches in my opinion....he kept on about girl punches and shit though....kinda got old...and stick had his ups and downs in his verse....some punches were good some were just bleh...nice battle to read though...

[shadows edge]

v. stick

even with that inbred line.. i thought stick came pretty nice.

the wording could have used a bit of work, but i found a lotta the punches pretty sick, nothing incredibly dope but it kept the verse pretty consistent, whereas john fell off at points with some corny shit.

[Wraw]

wtf!

[stickman]

Originally Posted by hotboy

on the punch lines, I'm a fuckin beast, you coward
this kid Hensley is inbred like some yeast and flour

i.deal flip

it's not an Ideal flip
what was the point of this?

[penacILLin]

v/ stick..he came nicer and had better punches and a iller flow

[RoddyPipez]

hot damn... this is by far the best rbl battle in a while... this is sooooooooo close.. let me review the verses over again...


iight,... vote - john hensley

reason - hot damn at the verse../ it was constistant all teh way through.. while stick had a slow start and a weak 4 lines in the verse.. although his ender was tough... john just had it all teh way

[ill pav]

John h fucked his verse up

You'll hit the ground...like your girl when shes on a trampoline.
I prefer average girls, and it's true what i write.
My mottos fuck a fat bitch....but you really do every night.
I'm grimey. somethin we all will find true.
And my nine'll have ya boyfriend jealous..
..when it makes u give brain to the wall behind you.


First your sayin he has a girl.. then the next line you say he has a boy friend

BLAH

[ill pav]

but he still dropped pretty nice
just fucked that section UP
ez

[You Would Know]

i cant vote yet but john ripped this..

[Super.]

its a tie..2-2 cuz that other kids 1 sentence vote doesnt count.

this shit was close, so ill let both of yall get a chance at the titiel.

holla!