In all honesty, this queer shouldnt expect advances...
When his bars are twice as streched out as his ass is,
You couldnt be the Boss you peach, suckin off dudes as a favor…
Cuz you work under a ‘pear’ of fags to enjoy the fruits of your labor,
Benjamin, Lincoln, Jefferson…those are my forefathers,
But I’ll never know history like Pit– his family got four fathers,
I'd get a girl for ya, while ur life is hangin by a thread
But your State of mind is so homosexual...I guess Alaska guy instead
Keep talkin that bullshit…till I sock ya bitch,
This fake could say hes makin dough – but I Betty Crocka shit,
Cover it up by actin hard, but you really one of the gayest folk,
You'll 'dread' the outcome so much...you'll fuck this guy to
Sway a vote,
Votes are done on Sunday, and you gon' need a nights mend,
Cuz when our lines scrimmage...
Pit's ass is the Wide Reciever...now thats a Tight End