OMG! I'm battlin sum1 famous, this kid has got it made...
User wuz on tv yesterday.....floatin in tha Macy's Thanksgiving Parade...
Ur a marine supportin tha USA & I feel that's great...
So I'll strangle u wit ur pants & let tha Navy Seal ur fate...
Seriously, User's a kind & carin guy who considers himself a lover...
He'd even give me tha shirt off his own back.....for me to use as a car cover...
Plus I heard ur dick is small, ur girl told me wit laughter...
That's why User stays wit a hand on tha pump, like kids wit asthma...
& his lady's a hottie, but she's a slut of course...
Seriously, his girl has tha prettiest face.....I've ever come across...
& u think she's faithful? I say tha slut's lyin, jack...
Tha hoe's like cough syrup, she's a dime a tap...
For real, u got an ugly face, & fat jokes'll harm this fuck...
Shit, back in school, they had to transport User's lunch money by armored truck...
U won't win, Jay stays killin them - it's a fact, u'll see...
Peeps'll only call u "big & white" cuz ur just another casual tee...