North Round 3: Island vs Richard Corey.

[TRAP.]

Failure To Recognize Or Abide By ANY Of These Rules Will Result In The Given Penalty That Regulates The Rules. And Continuous Bitching, Whining, And Excessive Complaining Will Result In Your Termination From the Tourney or possibly RBL Until A Mod See's Fit For You To Return.
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Now On To The Complete Rules And Regulations.

-BATTLES ARE DUE FRIDAY, MIDNIGHT WESTERN!
-VOTES ARE DUE SUNDAY, 10pm EASTERN

-You MUST vote on 6 battles for the first 2 weeks & EDIT the vote links
in your "check in" posts. Failure to vote on ALL 6 will result in a
deduction of votes for the links you're missing. Meaning.. you
drop 4 links, you LOSE 2 votes automatically.

-Mininum Lines: 4 (2 Couplets)/ Max. Lines: 30 (15 Couplets)!
Also, battlers MUST agree on the amount of lines to be written
for each verse. If not, whoever drops first determines the MAX
line amount. For example, If I drop 16 first, without agreeing
my opponent cannot go MORE than 16 lines. If YOU DO go over the maximum line limit set. YOU LOSE -1 Vote For Each Couplet Over


-NO EDITING your verse AFTER BOTH verses have been posted. EDITING your post after both rhymes have been posted will result in an immediate DQ. Dont matter if your editing spelling or a fucking PERIOD. Its a DQ. No Questions Asked.


-NO 1 Sentence Voting


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[Richard Corey]

alright...HERE WE GO!!

Is this like a pic round or something?

[Island]

no this isnt a pic round, you wont have to bitch none
..you can keep being ugly as Sin, while next round he submits one
no cheating either, no disputing your loss, queen...
Richards got more backdoor tactics than swat teams
and dont compare me to him...im god... this kid is garbage
my style is more than one persons; ur's was like that since u started
here's a favor...ill beat you badly, youll drop and then laugh
..then lose in votes, n write a poem about it to become topical champ
so just give up here...your nothing but bad help
n u can use imagery/description/emotion...of how my foot in ur ass felt
christmas is coming...and im good so ill hold on most curses
but i wanted monkeys in a barrel...not ONE thats old & posts verses
your lines dont even make sense, call most of em back
cuz im Island...your Richard, and your just all over the map


you have potential...ur timing sucks tho, take one slow
i have no doubt you can raise the bar...first u gotta learn to make one flow

[Richard Corey]

Heard Username bragging about how he’d lost some poundage
Then I checked his pic like, “Hey User…I found it!!”
STILL, this loser’s too rounded! This fat-ass cat is a sham!
The homeless could spend a year livin’ off the fat of the ‘Land
But maybe you did. I heard you trained and ate healthy for Corey
and dropped the diet once you heard two sides come with every story
And if Giligan taught me anything its that User’s impotent, soft
Cause when bitches are on Islands…they rarely ever get off
You fuckin’ dirty ass bitch! Ya scalp that stays drenched
in so much nasty film…my porno career ain’t been the same since
Ya tight ass clothes! I truly am shocked y’can maneuver and walk
With the seams of ya shirt so stressed they’re on a suicide watch
No wonder you’ll bomb ~
Ya style will never take off…
no matter how many folds and flaps you got under ya arms
So drop all the fake personals and stretched comments
Cause to be a grown man with breasts is just udder nonsense

[Richard Corey]

well, the pic don't work anyway...if someone knows how to fix it, please do.

If not, bring on the judgement

[U S E R]

attach it in your post

dont link it

go ahead and edit, im not complaining

[Doc Richards]

vote - island

whole first 4 lines were dope, 3rd couplet was kinda blah, then the rstl clownage was right back on track....kept it consistent the whole way thru..enjoyed pretty much the whole verse...all over the map line was nice too

richard, you came on a played approach, but i respect you for the tries at creativity, but you have to realize dissing users pic is like using cum lines nowadays...the same things can only be said so many times, with only so many creative flips before it just becomes ho-hum to us readers/voters

and really i think thats what did you in, island came with some pretty fresh material, on some untouched subjects...while you came with the generic pic disses, with only SOME being comical...

and overall they werent comical enough to pull you a win

[TRAP.]

upping for votes.

[Ibeechu Farensqure]

word to doc....

User's pretty much untouchable on the pic tip...cause every punch has been done to death....

Corey...lots of good shit

fav lines:

And if Giligan taught me anything its that User’s impotent, soft
Cause when bitches are on Islands…they rarely ever get off
So drop all the fake personals and stretched comments
Cause to be a grown man with breasts is just udder nonsense

but Island straight got ya with the RSTL shit among others

fav lines

and dont compare me to him...im god... this kid is garbage
my style is more than one persons; ur's was like that since u started
here's a favor...ill beat you badly, youll drop and then laugh
..then lose in votes, n write a poem about it to become topical champ
so just give up here...your nothing but bad help
n u can use imagery/description/emotion...of how my foot in ur ass felt


tight battle..


vote= island

[ledge end]

This battle was above par, props to both textcees.

yo basically Richard over did the fat jokes for a pic that doesnt work and that kind of killed it for me point blank.

imo island came more consistan and more solid.

v/island

[J Dot C]

Originally Posted by Island

no this isnt a pic round, you wont have to bitch none
..you can keep being ugly as Sin, while next round he submits one
no cheating either, no disputing your loss, queen...
Richards got more backdoor tactics than swat teams
and dont compare me to him...im god... this kid is garbage
my style is more than one persons; ur's was like that since u started
here's a favor...ill beat you badly, youll drop and then laugh
..then lose in votes, n write a poem about it to become topical champ

Originally Posted by Richard Corey

STILL, this loser’s too rounded! This fat-ass cat is a sham!
The homeless could spend a year livin’ off the fat of the ‘Land
But maybe you did. I heard you trained and ate healthy for Corey
and dropped the diet once you heard two sides come with every story
And if Giligan taught me anything its that User’s impotent, soft
Cause when bitches are on Islands…they rarely ever get off

overall
pretty coo battle...user's whole 1st section wuz dope...richard had suprisingly witty fat jokes/island name plays...but damn man...we know user's fat...use 1 maybe 2 fat lines...u had too many and that brought down ur verse...


vote=user

1Ne

[I.deal]

i got user too


richards verse had some really funny shit like the arm flaps, but ive seen that same shit against user for years, needed a bit of a new edge to it


close tho

[ill nik-A]

this was a good battle, though how bout if Island this week was Aloe, what good would it have been to diss User, either way, the fat jokes are past getting old though u had some koo ones there, its just User had the better verse even though he didnt use a pic, Topical punch was dope, good read from both

vote-Island

[Aven Brooks]

Ya tight ass clothes! I truly am shocked y’can maneuver and walk
With the seams of ya shirt so stressed they’re on a suicide watch

..lmao.. fresh verse .. but Island had ..


no cheating either, no disputing your loss, queen...
Richards got more backdoor tactics than swat teams
here's a favor...ill beat you badly, youll drop and then laugh
..then lose in votes, n write a poem about it to become topical champ
so just give up here...your nothing but bad help
n u can use imagery/description/emotion...of how my foot in ur ass felt

.. that took it in my eyes .. nice battle, champs ..


Vote .. Island

[Opshins]

how does everyone know Island is User....could be Aloe...haha

[J Dot C]

actually island isn't user or aloe...user signed up for rbl as island...but gave tha island name away to sum1 else...so technically this isn't island but user...but wuteva...

[stickman]

Originally Posted by Richard Corey

STILL, this loser’s too rounded! This fat-ass cat is a sham!
The homeless could spend a year livin’ off the fat of the ‘Land
But maybe you did. I heard you trained and ate healthy for Corey
and dropped the diet once you heard two sides come with every story
And if Giligan taught me anything its that User’s impotent, soft
Cause when bitches are on Islands…they rarely ever get off
You fuckin’ dirty ass bitch! Ya scalp that stays drenched
in so much nasty film…my porno career ain’t been the same since
Ya tight ass clothes! I truly am shocked y’can maneuver and walk
With the seams of ya shirt so stressed they’re on a suicide watch
No wonder you’ll bomb ~
Ya style will never take off…
no matter how many folds and flaps you got under ya arms
So drop all the fake personals and stretched comments
Cause to be a grown man with breasts is just udder nonsense

I don't know what battle everyone else is reading, but goddamn
Corey just dropped one of the hottest verses the RBL has seen in a minute

that 2 sides to every story line was fucking ill..


User's verse was cool, ugly as sin line was nice, "backdoor tactics" is some recycling on your part, since you started yeah that's cool, the topical/poetry type lines like that are kinda old, the rest was ehh


vote - RC

[shadows edge]

But maybe you did. I heard you trained and ate healthy for Corey
and dropped the diet once you heard two sides come with every story
And if Giligan taught me anything its that User’s impotent, soft
Cause when bitches are on Islands…they rarely ever get off

Ya tight ass clothes! I truly am shocked y’can maneuver and walk
With the seams of ya shirt so stressed they’re on a suicide watch

^ word to the guy above me...

Tight ass verse... this should at least be close.

v/ RC

[Camber]

i land wins