West Round 2: 4. Zuch vs 5. Aven Brooks

[TRAP.]

The RBL Tourney Rules and Regulations

Basically the same as the Regular RBL for these first 2 weeks.

Failure To Recognize Or Abide By ANY Of These Rules Will Result In The Given Penalty That Regulates The Rules. And Continuous Bitching, Whining, And Excessive Complaining Will Result In Your Termination From the Tourney or possibly RBL Until A Mod See's Fit For You To Return.
No Questions Asked Policy. You Break A Rule. You Pay The Price Period. NO EXCEPTIONS. Dont Care If Your Janitor/Jeff.
Now On To The Complete Rules And Regulations.

-BATTLES ARE DUE FRIDAY, MIDNIGHT WESTERN!
-VOTES ARE DUE SUNDAY, 10pm EASTERN

-You MUST vote on 6 battles for the first 2 weeks & EDIT the vote links
in your "check in" posts. Failure to vote on ALL 6 will result in a
deduction of votes for the links you're missing. Meaning.. you
drop 4 links, you LOSE 2 votes automatically.

-Mininum Lines: 4 (2 Couplets)/ Max. Lines: 30 (15 Couplets)!
Also, battlers MUST agree on the amount of lines to be written
for each verse. If not, whoever drops first determines the MAX
line amount. For example, If I drop 16 first, without agreeing
my opponent cannot go MORE than 16 lines. If YOU DO go over the maximum line limit set. YOU LOSE -1 Vote For Each Couplet Over


-NO EDITING your verse AFTER BOTH verses have been posted. EDITING your post after both rhymes have been posted will result in an immediate DQ. Dont matter if your editing spelling or a fucking PERIOD. Its a DQ. No Questions Asked.


-NO 1 Sentence Voting


MOD AIM CONTACTS:
-Formal Logic - Mrwriteswell
-TRAP. - got you in czech
-demik - akademik416

[ZuChiE]

24....

g luck

[Aven Brooks]

.. 24's good .. early ..

[ZuChiE]

First off..
Formal fucked the brackets, well most of 'em now
my 1st guy no-showed, so wasnt it sposed to be harder this round?
ya shit sucks, last week was the garbage of versions
dogg i hope your done makin punches outta laundry detergents
cuz im not Pav, im on some showstoppin' shit
i cant believe Formal let me battle you, ima owe him a blowjob for this
cuz ya too damn easy and its the steeze thats worse
shit, ill throw $50 bucks to the only person that reads ya verse
cuz noone likes ya shit, whats in store is over
cuz the 'interest' on your verses will lure nothin but mortgage brokers
i pull DIMES, got an arrangement of hunnies
ill still spend 19.99 on ya girl
even tho her face aint worth the change from the twenty
RBL voters, ima need a lawyer for this shit
you got ya rank the same reason Num did, they feel sorry for ya kid
you might have BEEN good, but ya light is gone
man i havent battled in 6 months but havent lost in twice as long
i'm like Bush man, you know my moral's honest
fuck winnin by a couple votes, im takin the whole electoral college
we all got shit to do, the example is fire
i need ta find out who i got next round
you need to find out what your alive for
fuck this, i know my bitching's a hassle dude
so Tang, if youre reading this, go head and use my shit to jack-off to

[ZuChiE]

If You Dont Post, I Will Find You And Murder You

Comin' In The Thread All Fruity Talkin Bout Postin Early So You Can Swallow Some Dick Before Votes Start Comin' In And Now Its Friday And Youre Nowhere To Be Found

Bitch

[Aven Brooks]

.. ^shutup ..

Originally Posted by ZuChiE

after i drop, ill give you a week ta answer
as long as you stop flipping Quagmires shit offa Eurekas Castle

.. u have GOT to be kiddin' me ..


..u gotta..
..call me an activist.. u appauled i have a knack
cuz afta destroyin Zu I’ll put da animals back to their natural habitat
..hit da lab in fact.. think u wild.. that scams gone..
goin Ape-wall just means ur da interior decorator for Bam’s mom
..ya fads wrong.. I aint stressin this geek..
look at da quote.. wats next, lines bout Elmo in Sesame Street?
..& u won last week.. but thas easily prevented..
stopped Knox.. big deal, so did doorbells when they were invented
..c’mon n!gga.. u have no tendency to challenge..
u couldn’t get brains sharing the backseat wit Kennedy in Dallas
..da remedy is malice.. fag.. u can’t do wat my bars could..
ya mouth’s a b-ball rim.. jus a hole dat opens up above hard-wood
..the scars should.. make ya cells rot..
n!gga I’m so nice with da 4-5 MTV gave me TRL's slot
..now ya situations worse.. watch as the lead severs..
stupid bought a Fantastic 4 comic PRAYIN fo ‘Thing’s to get better’
..& yea I’m unsportsmanlike.. all chivalry’s doomed..
fuck jobs.. bitch has a hard time findin labor in delivery rooms
..da energy looms.. as my punches stick with da force..
eyo Formal.. havin 4 seeds jus means mo stress & a higher risk fo divorce
..ur •••elry’s shaky.. feel the vibration..
u rock Canaries da south wouldnt even welcome durin migration
..Zuch's eyes dilation.. blinded by alotta strikes..
he wets da bed so much his mattress can sustain aquatic life

..de nada..

[ZuChiE]

thank you for posting cupcake


voters....

[Aven Brooks]

.. don't hawk the thread n!gga .. jus let it be .. ill edit votes here..

[Eternalpath]

Zuchie

cuz im not Pav, im on some showstoppin' shit
i cant believe Formal let me battle you, ima owe him a blowjob for this


if that line does not sound gay.....U lose points for even saying that....U also had a few good lines..

i pull DIMES, got an arrangement of hunnies
ill still spend 19.99 on ya girl
even tho her face aint worth the change from the twenty

sorta funny....but still not a great verse....some of it to me was rather eh....The detergent line was aight but if u drink that it would be strong so it was rather eh..but i feel what u was saying..what u was trying to get out of it

aven Brooks

..& u won last week.. but thas easily prevented..
stopped Knox.. big deal, so did doorbells when they were invented

..da remedy is malice.. fag.. u can’t do wat my bars could..
ya mouth’s a b-ball rim.. jus a hole dat opens up above hard-wood

..ur •••elry’s shaky.. feel the vibration..
u rock Canaries da south wouldnt even welcome durin migration

also the aquatic life was nice and the labor line was cool also..I just posted the better IMO... U pretty much ripped him..The above hard wood,...was so true..especially with his blow job line...LOL

My vote AVEN Brooks...

[Etch A Sketch]

... Ionno... Brooks just.. didn't come that great.. I didn't really understand it. Zuch came with his normal embarass-you type style and I just think he won.. plus, give the man a break he was out the game longer than Mase for fuck's sake...

[I.deal]

nah that was too much like a regular verse for me


last one was funnier

[ZuChiE]

lmao

i <3 u

[Trombley]

cuz im not Pav, im on some showstoppin' shit
i cant believe Formal let me battle you, ima owe him a blowjob for this
i pull DIMES, got an arrangement of hunnies
ill still spend 19.99 on ya girl
even tho her face aint worth the change from the twenty
i'm like Bush man, you know my moral's honest
fuck winnin by a couple votes, im takin the whole electoral college

only lines you had that were good. *shrugs*



..u gotta..
..call me an activist.. u appauled i have a knack
cuz afta destroyin Zu I’ll put da animals back to their natural habitat
..hit da lab in fact.. think u wild.. that scams gone..
goin Ape-wall just means ur da interior decorator for Bam’s mom
..& u won last week.. but thas easily prevented..
stopped Knox.. big deal, so did doorbells when they were invented
..da remedy is malice.. fag.. u can’t do wat my bars could..
ya mouth’s a b-ball rim.. jus a hole dat opens up above hard-wood
..the scars should.. make ya cells rot..
n!gga I’m so nice with da 4-5 MTV gave me TRL's slot
..& yea I’m unsportsmanlike.. all chivalry’s doomed..
fuck jobs.. bitch has a hard time findin labor in delivery rooms
..da energy looms.. as my punches stick with da force..
eyo Formal.. havin 4 seeds jus means mo stress & a higher risk fo divorce
..Zuch's eyes dilation.. blinded by alotta strikes..
he wets da bed so much his mattress can sustain aquatic life

to be honest this was a slaughter

vote aven brooks.

[ZuChiE]

lmao..

YOU HAVE 10 VOTES

this site IS ridiculous

[Trombley]

im the"fake" main event.

Aven Brooks

..& u won last week.. but thas easily prevented..
stopped Knox.. big deal, so did doorbells when they were invented

.& yea I’m unsportsmanlike.. all chivalry’s doomed..
fuck jobs.. bitch has a hard time findin labor in delivery rooms

These were dope, rest was average to poor.

Zuch

i'm like Bush man, you know my moral's honest
fuck winnin by a couple votes, im takin the whole electoral college
we all got shit to do, the example is fire
i need ta find out who i got next round
you need to find out what your alive for

Iunno, this shit mad close. Aven used a bunch of boring gay lines, and concepts, but I feel his stand out lines were better than Zuch, but overall Zuch had the more enjoyable verse, with nothing really bad or corny.

V/Zuch

[Pavement]

cuz im not Pav, im on some showstoppin' shit
i cant believe Formal let me battle you, ima owe him a blowjob for this

Im FAMOUS

[Yo Razah]

Originally Posted by Etch A Sketch

... Ionno... Brooks just.. didn't come that great.. I didn't really understand it. Zuch came with his normal embarass-you type style and I just think he won.. plus, give the man a break he was out the game longer than Mase for fuck's sake...

I didn't like Brooks verse, concepts were a bit simple & the wording was terrible, not the wording exactly, but the way it was.. typed, all that.. bullshit.. really makes it .. worse, yanno.. ?

Zuch clowned him, bad.

vZuchh

[Aven Brooks]

.. out the woodworks .. figures ..

[Island]

zuuch
Formal fucked the brackets, well most of 'em now
my 1st guy no-showed, so wasnt it sposed to be harder this round?
ya shit sucks, last week was the garbage of versions
dogg i hope your done makin punches outta laundry detergents
i'm like Bush man, you know my moral's honest
fuck winnin by a couple votes, im takin the whole electoral college

aven Brooks
..call me an activist.. u appauled i have a knack
cuz afta destroyin Zu I’ll put da animals back to their natural habitat
..hit da lab in fact.. think u wild.. that scams gone..
goin Ape-wall just means ur da interior decorator for Bam’s mom
..ya fads wrong.. I aint stressin this geek..
look at da quote.. wats next, lines bout Elmo in Sesame Street?
..& u won last week.. but thas easily prevented..
stopped Knox.. big deal, so did doorbells when they were invented
..da remedy is malice.. fag.. u can’t do wat my bars could..
ya mouth’s a b-ball rim.. jus a hole dat opens up above hard-wood
..da energy looms.. as my punches stick with da force..
eyo Formal.. havin 4 seeds jus means mo stress & a higher risk fo divorce
..ur •••elry’s shaky.. feel the vibration..
u rock Canaries da south wouldnt even welcome durin migration
..Zuch's eyes dilation.. blinded by alotta strikes..
he wets da bed so much his mattress can sustain aquatic life



vote-Aven took it...murder