11. John Hensley 9-0 vs 12. Ibeechu Farensquare 16-6

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[Ibeechur Moms]

15. Cheemunga 13-4 vs 16. Shadows Edge 12-4
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RBL Championship Match: 1. Scientz 20-4 vs 2. Eyedill 14-2
29. Dr. Knockboots 8-3 vs 30. Mr. Skull 4-0
49. Yuno Alwin 2-0 vs 50. As Seen On TV 4-3
45. Nique 3-1 vs 46. Oliver Thenet 4-2
108. Def Angel vs 109. Aysa
106. That Nucca vs 107. Pent uP

[Ibeechur Moms]

changed my mind again...im goin the whole 30...

[Ibeechur Moms]

ur useless to me John...to put it in a simple way
if u was a Jack of all trades..i'd prolly use triple A
beech make JH beg and pray for mercy..like he'll care
jesus wont walk with you...but maybe he'll push ur wheelchair
and when ur dead...
i'll bring ur corpse to ur family so they can identify ya
I wasnt supportin them...but I became the Soul provider
shit..i'll kill them too...unloadin about 40 clips.....
fuk ur gas bill...my heater is a nice house-warming gift
so zip it Hensley.....nobody sees you as being that ill
cause beech is 2nd to none....the first being ur skills
fuka...
I bet u front like u can get into clubs unconcerned of the problems
I say u see things in black and white.... wit the word SECURITY on em
and ur girl?...
she an ace of hearts at suckin the pipe and nuts
and I gotta poker face, if she dont open up wide enuff
and when she run out of chips..she strips without warning
ugh..
i'd Fold every hand but her belly fat could do it for me
u know what...
i bet ur stinky as fuck, got DAMN kid...ur buggin
that odor prolly turned ur closest relatives into Distant cousins
cut of ur limbs an catch a de-feet..<---aw GOD thats beat
that shit bout as played as that dude that faced Dr.Cause last week
I like readin good verses..but urs are hardley hot
i got so Board with urs I broke it in half with karate chops
and for audio...
cats tell him to please! delete them rhymes
i guess John is good on Wax..especially when it come to bikini lines
bottom line...
ur no good...if u heard wrong..know that they're lyin
cause ur Show of talent lookin more like a failed pilot
fuk a bright future...niccaz barf after reading half ur shit
but i'll say ur forcast is Sunny
.....and I mean on the level of a skiing accidents
just know...
u cant make me throw in the towel...but u can try hard
ghead and bring it to beech, i'll tower over you like lifeguards

*dojo toss*

[john hensley]

Firstly,
You'd have a hard time to convince anybody that you do not suck.
Cuz when i write, it's High Tide, and you know Beech is washed up.
HA! What! fuck your sex life, forget it, it'll get ripped when i post.
All things come to an end.......your dick quicker than most.
Nice verse...right, all those played lines is what kids should avoid.
Cuz based on that drop...
..you either old as fuck or friends with Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd.
Now, Back To The Future, lazy as fuck, and your lines are hardly hot.
But after our battle, you won't have to worry about a front row parking spot.
I apologize in advance for the feeding, you gotta learn not to go first.
but i can't help it...
Cuz your best punch is about me on wax, and i've never done an audio verse.
Rating wise there’s horrible, shitty, weak, pathetic and then there is wack.
So i can't say you're Shitty or Weak, cuz your one or two levels better than that.
I’m sendin you back, after the last few weeks you should be scared to write.
Subtract 98 from your favorite band and you’ll surely find Faren’s Height.
I’ll beat you so vividly stevie wonder will see me stomp this kid.
Tell me I’m not on your level…
..I’m depressed and in need of a compliment.
Bombin shit, and back to your sex life, I heard it’s a bummer.
Even though plenty bitches lay on Beech…
…but that’s during the summer.
You don’t get laid because nobody can stand your shit.
Shit I stopped payin attention to Beech..
Since Baywatch canceled and dropped Pamela Anderson.
Watch me dismantle him, as this ugly fuck tries to handle me.
Then you’ll see me beat him with an ugly stick out of his family tree.
Always talk about gunplay, thinking that it’ll make you hardcore.
Shit I’d hit you with my heater…
…but you already got thermal padded cardboard.
I’m a dynasty, don’t step, and if you think one man’s as strong.
You know it aint this fag…
….cuz beech is all about suntans and thongs.
See I’ll help you elevate, nobody’s good without a class.
So you need some pointers…
…and that doesn’t include the ones in your mouth and ass.
Goin down so fast, punches? Nobody felt-em’-when-you-dropped-them.
Cuz you consider that a battle verse…
…and I consider it my welcome to the top ten.

[Ibeechur Moms]

iiight...uppin

[shadows edge]

This was close.... I wasn't really feeling the 30 line thing though... too many played lines, and jh had waaay too many beech nameplays, like three in a row...

i felt beech's verse more overall though... came less stretched, which was a problem with jh. had some nice, fresher lines, some played shit or blah lines, like that whole sequence of poker, and fold.

but yeah, jh missed a lot with his lines... wasn't really feeling the nameplays, wasn't feeling most of the verse really. the "quicker than most" line was nice, a couple other lines were ok, but this wasn't as nice as you normally come.

v. ibeechu

[john hensley]

k, cool. finally gettin some votes.

0-1

[-Oz-]

The reason you dont have votes is cause your doing 30 lines. People dont really even like reading that in champ matches. Even if its dope.

Ibeechu

ur useless to me John...to put it in a simple way
if u was a Jack of all trades..i'd prolly use triple A

I like this

shit..i'll kill them too...unloadin about 40 clips.....
fuk ur gas bill...my heater is a nice house-warming gift

heh aight

so zip it Hensley.....nobody sees you as being that ill
cause beech is 2nd to none....the first being ur skills

Horribly played.

she an ace of hearts at suckin the pipe and nuts
and I gotta poker face, if she dont open up wide enuff

DOPE

ur no good...if u heard wrong..know that they're lyin
cause ur Show of talent lookin more like a failed pilot

Another really played cliche

fuk a bright future...niccaz barf after reading half ur shit
but i'll say ur forcast is Sunny
.....and I mean on the level of a skiing accidents
just know...
u cant make me throw in the towel...but u can try hard
ghead and bring it to beech, i'll tower over you like lifeguards

good
Good verse

John Hensley


Rating wise there’s horrible, shitty, weak, pathetic and then there is wack.
So i can't say you're Shitty or Weak, cuz your one or two levels better than that.

Iunno, wasnt really feeling ya verse man. The 30 lines shit aint for everyone, and you had alot of beech punches. But look at his record, he been in almost half a yr, them shits are playyyyyed. As were alot of your other lines, beech had alot of played lines too.

Anyway

Vote Ibeechu

[ill nik-A]

whoa close shit here

I like Ibeechu's beginning he started off nice, had a couple of ehish shit but ok stuff, I usually like Hensley's shit but i felt here his usual stuff wasnt connecting as hard, like whats up with the J Fox/ C Lloyd punch? that was bad, plus flow was a bit off, I expected more outta JH, I got Ibeechu taking it here

vote-Ibeech

[God.]

i dunno..... after eading twice i finnally came to seeing it beechs way.
first read, i thot john brought alot of nice shit to the battle, ery witty and original for the most part until the beech shit got very irritating .... even tho it as only he twice i think.

beech hadda decent verse to begin with... but after reading again and taking it in.... i thot he killed it.

beech definutely kept my intrest.. that poker face line was dope.... lovin ur style.


going beech here in the end, but props, nice battle.

[God.]

p.s im a bit drunk, excuse the spelling

[john hensley]

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[Katharsis]

i got beech a lot ...

iono cool verse...johns 3 bars in 1 style..

but anyways...

vote - bea

[FórmÅl LôGíc]

Ibeechu Farensquare Wins ^^^

John Hensley Loses vvv