9. Headless Verseman 11-3 Vs 10. Absent Minded 9-3

-Oz- · 05-10-2004, 01:24 AM

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headless verseman · 05-10-2004, 01:57 AM

options, opshins, absent minded, whoever

goin 30, and goin soon

Opshins · 05-10-2004, 02:32 AM

lmfao at goin 30...sure thing

PencILL · 05-12-2004, 09:09 PM

super dooper is gay

-Oz- · 05-12-2004, 09:59 PM

Super Dooper is banned next time he does that^

Opshins · 05-13-2004, 11:40 PM

Dear Headless....congratulations on being over rated...and i hope to see ur dick ryders vote

Im bringin flames son, and i'll keep the sizzle's heat
The only headless guy anyone cares about was is in the middle east
U tellin kids u good bitch, but i can hardly tell fag
Coz the last time u posted a dope punch was for the RBL mag
Ur not a real champ, so how gonna be able to hack it
When even oz has more title defenses then this faggot
Watch all the dick ryders enter claim they likin ur daily hits
Truth is, you wouldnt get HALF the votes if u battled on an alias
All ya do is lift weights, hoping thats your pecks will just bulk
My verse got you so green with envy, ya looking like the incredible hulk
Now your stuck homo, knowing ya lines lack hits
Since your know to 'duck matches' more than an aneheim practice
Keep braggin about u bein the champ but this shocker
Is the fact u got the title on a noshow then ducked dishonour

if u tryna find ur head...take it outta that turtle shell

headless verseman · 05-14-2004, 12:18 AM

wooooooooops

headless verseman · 05-14-2004, 12:19 AM

do u really literally EVERYONE of those concepts are played as fuck????

god damn, BATTLING 101

Ya face'll get cracked as i start displacin this act
Cuz when i say "the champ is here" it aint a sample of a jada kiss track, its a statement of fact
ya better start changin ya swag ,im really finna to hurt you
realize you suck and couldnt have a brilliant line in a fuckin guiness commercial
i spray bullets with teflon to shoot through vests
and leave absent minded more absent minded then nicholson in coockoo's nest
this vet aint understandin heady's G.O.A.T
what a coincidence, Opshins turns it to a bitch thread, like a petticoat
and next to yours my text is set to soar
ya sig speaks truth but if this is ya first battle class take a refresher coarse
ur punches are like attacks with no hands..
im making easy work of taking the option out, like this years nebraska's program

here, ill play opshins...hahah

"yo, your gay"

"this man is headless, ill be the man who said it
ill do the rbl a favor an take options out like short answer questions"

bwahha

FaceLesss · 05-14-2004, 02:34 AM

ops
Ok i knew someone was gonna use a david berg line.lol
But that one was ok u should of had a better opener...
the rbl mag line was decent...the incredible hulk line was aight...duck matches line was stupid in my opinon..nice personal to end ya verse though..

all in all nice verse but u needed more OHH SHIT type lines..nothing was Great..but other than the duck matches line nothing was bad either....petticoat line was good....

jada line was aight..but like ya opponent i wish i could of seen a better opener..
the guiness comercial line was pretty good..the absent minded line was nice..and i liked the closer..all in all ya verse was pretty good...

this was a close battle but i think headless pulled it out with a lil more creative lines..........

vote-Headless

-Oz- · 05-14-2004, 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rules

If you BITCH or it is DEEMED you are SWAYING VOTES. You will be deducted -10 Votes. End Of Story.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless Verseman

do u really literally EVERYONE of those concepts are played as fuck????

You really need that sway?

Tony Elbow · 05-14-2004, 06:27 AM

I dunno about this battle both came kinda eh especially for such a high ranked match

Osphins/absent mind had a lot of played shit..the nice ones were the alias line and the closer, hard hitting persoanls..the shit that counts!!

Headless I taught some of ya line were waaay tooo stretch for flow and concepts I mainly liked ya closer..best line of battle.. I liked refresher course line too..opener was ridiculously stretched woah..didn't get nebraska..cookoo was aiight

this is hard to call both have weak points Absent: some real played concepts..Headless some real stretched concepts..so its up to which is the lesser sin..hmm I think I'm gonna go with headless versman..sorry opshins..close battle

vote: headless verseman

Verse4tile · 05-14-2004, 09:11 AM

AM...
this verse had some decent punches, personals...at least they were well written...overall the verse didnt take HV though....

HV...
much better punches and creativity through out ur verse.....jus enough to take AM

vote- Headless Verseman

Opshins · 05-14-2004, 12:03 PM

will someone tell me what line is played...seriously.....lol enlighten me

Ibeechu Farensqure · 05-14-2004, 12:03 PM

this match was closer than headless wants to believe

Opshins....good verse, but these lines are what killed ya

All ya do is lift weights, hoping thats your pecks will just bulk
My verse got you so green with envy, ya looking like the incredible hulk
Now your stuck homo, knowing ya lines lack hits
Since your know to 'duck matches' more than an aneheim practice

I was like UGH....but the rest was good...including the personal at the end

Headless...damn...I thought I had stretched lines....but that opener was like holy shit

I liked the closer...pretty fresh concept
i wasn't feelin alot of your punches though...especially since you used 2 "opshins out" lines
and the nebraska one wasn't that good.
the cookoo line was good

I think I'll go wit Opshins on this one....better personals....Im sure this is the only vote he'll get though

vote= Opshins

headless verseman · 05-14-2004, 12:30 PM

I'm Swaying

lmfao

Muti · 05-14-2004, 01:13 PM

opshins,

could have been better.. but u did have a couple stand out lines, like the mag verse and the headless joint in middle east was cool.. NOTHING eye popping..Wasnt feeling the hulk line nor the Duck line..but still an okay verse...

fav line

Is the fact u got the title on a noshow then ducked dishonour

Closer hit hard at home

Headless,

First time I read yours but u didnt come with the fire I thought you would especially since you said his was played and shit.. U hacd a couple okay liners but nothing serious either. I thought your last two option lines were your better ones..The Nebraska joint and the closer...

but not enough

My vote Absent Minded

illest_villian · 05-14-2004, 02:06 PM

yo this battle was tight
i know both came nice with word play and flow
but i felt headless verse more man

best lines:
minded:U tellin kids u good bitch, but i can hardly tell fag
headless:Ya face'll get cracked as i start displacin this act

v~headless

-Oz- · 05-14-2004, 05:48 PM

Both of you quit swaying. Shit.

05-14-2004, 07:10 PM

that green with envy lookin like the incredible hulk line was pretty played out Opshins
but it was still an ok verse

Headless had some nice ones in his... but there you go playin off the other persons verse... I never did think that was fair in a text battle... because you read it and already know what you can say to win... but whatever

headless had some tight punches in there and the flow was better too

Vote:headless

xerologic · 05-14-2004, 09:55 PM

vote - opshins.

wtf.. stop swaying, headless.

he broke a rule, so he = dq'd.

05-10-2004, 01:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
-Oz- ^^^^^ Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: 2-25 Posts: 25,620	9. Headless Verseman 11-3 Vs 10. Absent Minded 9-3 The RBL Rules and Regulations Failure To Recognize Or Abide By ANY Of These Rules Will Result In The Given Penalty That Regulates The Rules. And Continuous Bitching, Whining, And Excessive Complaining Will Result In Your Termination From RBL Until A Mod See's Fit For You To Return. No Questions Asked Policy. You Break A Rule. You Pay The Price Period. NO EXCEPTIONS. Dont Care If Your Janitor/Jeff. Now On To The Complete Rules And Regulations. -BATTLES ARE DUE FRIDAY, MIDNIGHT WESTERN! (meaning if you post at 12:01am, you are late) -VOTES ARE DUE SUNDAY, 10pm EASTERN (late votes will not count) -Each battler is allowed to up their threads TWICE in a match. before the battler(s) is penalized -1 vote for each up after the entitled amount. Upping: (vote count,discussing votes,or just replying period) -You MUST vote on 6 battles EACH week & EDIT the vote links in your "check in" posts. Failure to vote on ALL 6 will result in a deduction of votes for the links you're missing. Meaning.. you drop 4 links, you LOSE 2 votes automatically. -Mininum Lines: 4 (2 Couplets)/ Max. Lines: 30 (15 Couplets)! Also, battlers MUST agree on the amount of lines to be written for each verse. If not, whoever drops first determines the MAX line amount. For example, If I drop 16 first, without agreeing my opponent cannot go MORE than 16 lines. If YOU DO go over the maximum line limit set. YOU LOSE -1 Vote For Each Couplet Over In a 3-Way Battle The Maximum Line Limit Is 20 Lines/10 Couplets In a 4-Way Battle The Maximum Line Limit Is 10 Lines/5 Couplets -NO EDITING your verse AFTER BOTH verses have been posted. EDITING your post after both rhymes have been posted will result in an immediate DQ. Dont matter if your editing spelling or a fucking PERIOD. Its a DQ. No Questions Asked. -Late verses will result in an AUTOMATIC disqualification, don't even care if it's 5 minutes late. Even if s mod late with closing the no shows, the deadline will still be enforced. --Closed battles are finalized. Unless the mod made a mistake in closing your thread, any problem regarding the battle AFTER it has been closed..you will have to deal with it. But../If the mod just messed up something, then it's cool for it to be changed. IF YOU BREAK A RULE, IT'S YOUR FAULT AND YOURS ALONE!! -If you BITCH or it is DEEMED you are SWAYING VOTES. You will be deducted -10 Votes. End Of Story. - In a 3-WAY Battle. If Both Your Opponents Show And You Beat Them Then You Get 2 WINS. If ONE opponent shows and you win then you get 1 WIN only!!. - In a VERY rare occasion that there is a 4-WAY Battle. The Same Rules Apply. 3 Opponents Show and You Beat Em'. Thats 3 WINS. 2 Show and You Beat Them. Thats 2 Wins. 1 Shows You Get 1 WIN -NO 1 Sentence Voting ALL VOTES MUST BE ATLEAST 5 LINES LONG. Explaining Who You Thought Won Or It WONT COUNT. My Motto Is If You Cant Vote Right Why Should You Deserve Someone Voting On Your Battle And IF the person who voted DIDNT explain his vote like he's suppose to then he'll LOSE A VOTE on his battle. Yes. Quoting A Battler Counts As A Line But You MUST Quote Atleast Something From Each Battler. And THERE MUST Be A Explanation Behind Them. Breakdowns By Couplets Are Still Allowed. These Are The Rules And Regulations. THE RBL NO BULLSHIT NO REMORSE NO TOLERANCE POLICY IS NOW IN EFFECT. That Means No EXCEPTIONS TO THE RULES TO ANYONE. MOD AIM CONTACTS: -Oz - JayGood259Oz -Demik - Akademik416 - Sincerly, RBL Staff

05-10-2004, 01:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
headless verseman Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 16,579	options, opshins, absent minded, whoever goin 30, and goin soon __________________ Most Hated

05-12-2004, 09:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
PencILL OriGinaL TexT Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Gunny Sack Posts: 238	super dooper is gay __________________ Pencil's & Pens Last edited by PencILL; 05-12-2004 at 11:32 PM.

05-12-2004, 09:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
-Oz- ^^^^^ Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: 2-25 Posts: 25,620	Super Dooper is banned next time he does that^ Last edited by -Oz-; 05-12-2004 at 10:03 PM.

05-13-2004, 11:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
Opshins Dooooope Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,161	Dear Headless....congratulations on being over rated...and i hope to see ur dick ryders vote Im bringin flames son, and i'll keep the sizzle's heat The only headless guy anyone cares about was is in the middle east U tellin kids u good bitch, but i can hardly tell fag Coz the last time u posted a dope punch was for the RBL mag Ur not a real champ, so how gonna be able to hack it When even oz has more title defenses then this faggot Watch all the dick ryders enter claim they likin ur daily hits Truth is, you wouldnt get HALF the votes if u battled on an alias All ya do is lift weights, hoping thats your pecks will just bulk My verse got you so green with envy, ya looking like the incredible hulk Now your stuck homo, knowing ya lines lack hits Since your know to 'duck matches' more than an aneheim practice Keep braggin about u bein the champ but this shocker Is the fact u got the title on a noshow then ducked dishonour if u tryna find ur head...take it outta that turtle shell Last edited by Opshins; 05-13-2004 at 11:41 PM.

05-10-2004, 02:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
Opshins Dooooope Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,161	lmfao at goin 30...sure thing

05-14-2004, 12:18 AM	#7 (permalink)
headless verseman Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 16,579	wooooooooops __________________ Most Hated Last edited by Hating Mantis; 05-14-2004 at 12:22 AM.

05-14-2004, 12:19 AM	#8 (permalink)
headless verseman Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 16,579	do u really literally EVERYONE of those concepts are played as fuck???? god damn, BATTLING 101 Ya face'll get cracked as i start displacin this act Cuz when i say "the champ is here" it aint a sample of a jada kiss track, its a statement of fact ya better start changin ya swag ,im really finna to hurt you realize you suck and couldnt have a brilliant line in a fuckin guiness commercial i spray bullets with teflon to shoot through vests and leave absent minded more absent minded then nicholson in coockoo's nest this vet aint understandin heady's G.O.A.T what a coincidence, Opshins turns it to a bitch thread, like a petticoat and next to yours my text is set to soar ya sig speaks truth but if this is ya first battle class take a refresher coarse ur punches are like attacks with no hands.. im making easy work of taking the option out, like this years nebraska's program here, ill play opshins...hahah "yo, your gay" "this man is headless, ill be the man who said it ill do the rbl a favor an take options out like short answer questions" bwahha __________________ Most Hated

05-14-2004, 02:34 AM	#9 (permalink)
FaceLesss Tha Sabbat Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 10,535	ops Ok i knew someone was gonna use a david berg line.lol But that one was ok u should of had a better opener... the rbl mag line was decent...the incredible hulk line was aight...duck matches line was stupid in my opinon..nice personal to end ya verse though.. all in all nice verse but u needed more OHH SHIT type lines..nothing was Great..but other than the duck matches line nothing was bad either....petticoat line was good.... jada line was aight..but like ya opponent i wish i could of seen a better opener.. the guiness comercial line was pretty good..the absent minded line was nice..and i liked the closer..all in all ya verse was pretty good... this was a close battle but i think headless pulled it out with a lil more creative lines.......... vote-Headless __________________ DISTRUST IS STRONGER THAN TRUST AND ENVY STRONGER THAN ADULATION, RESPECT OR ADMIRATION accept jesus as your savior

05-14-2004, 06:27 AM	#11 (permalink)
Tony Elbow >><< Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Blah Posts: 2,096	I dunno about this battle both came kinda eh especially for such a high ranked match Osphins/absent mind had a lot of played shit..the nice ones were the alias line and the closer, hard hitting persoanls..the shit that counts!! Headless I taught some of ya line were waaay tooo stretch for flow and concepts I mainly liked ya closer..best line of battle.. I liked refresher course line too..opener was ridiculously stretched woah..didn't get nebraska..cookoo was aiight this is hard to call both have weak points Absent: some real played concepts..Headless some real stretched concepts..so its up to which is the lesser sin..hmm I think I'm gonna go with headless versman..sorry opshins..close battle vote: headless verseman

05-14-2004, 09:11 AM	#12 (permalink)
Verse4tile ~U.S~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 264	AM... this verse had some decent punches, personals...at least they were well written...overall the verse didnt take HV though.... HV... much better punches and creativity through out ur verse.....jus enough to take AM vote- Headless Verseman __________________ *~Unholy Syndicate~* You Can't Match My Longevity I Can't Find My Brain I Lost My Mind So Far Ahead Of My Time I Left Clocks Behind ~Me~

05-14-2004, 12:03 PM	#13 (permalink)
Opshins Dooooope Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,161	will someone tell me what line is played...seriously.....lol enlighten me

05-14-2004, 12:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ibeechu Farensqure IF Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,095	this match was closer than headless wants to believe Opshins....good verse, but these lines are what killed ya All ya do is lift weights, hoping thats your pecks will just bulk My verse got you so green with envy, ya looking like the incredible hulk Now your stuck homo, knowing ya lines lack hits Since your know to 'duck matches' more than an aneheim practice I was like UGH....but the rest was good...including the personal at the end Headless...damn...I thought I had stretched lines....but that opener was like holy shit I liked the closer...pretty fresh concept i wasn't feelin alot of your punches though...especially since you used 2 "opshins out" lines and the nebraska one wasn't that good. the cookoo line was good I think I'll go wit Opshins on this one....better personals....Im sure this is the only vote he'll get though vote= Opshins Last edited by Ibeechu Farensqure; 05-14-2004 at 12:05 PM.

05-14-2004, 12:30 PM	#15 (permalink)
headless verseman Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 16,579	I'm Swaying lmfao __________________ Most Hated Last edited by -Oz-; 05-14-2004 at 06:06 PM.

05-14-2004, 01:13 PM	#16 (permalink)
Muti Kitty smasher Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: VA-DC-Md-NC Posts: 621	opshins, could have been better.. but u did have a couple stand out lines, like the mag verse and the headless joint in middle east was cool.. NOTHING eye popping..Wasnt feeling the hulk line nor the Duck line..but still an okay verse... fav line Is the fact u got the title on a noshow then ducked dishonour Closer hit hard at home Headless, First time I read yours but u didnt come with the fire I thought you would especially since you said his was played and shit.. U hacd a couple okay liners but nothing serious either. I thought your last two option lines were your better ones..The Nebraska joint and the closer... but not enough My vote Absent Minded __________________ Can u tell a story?

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05-14-2004, 02:06 PM	#17 (permalink)
illest_villian The Bad Guy never dies Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,701	yo this battle was tight i know both came nice with word play and flow but i felt headless verse more man best lines: minded:U tellin kids u good bitch, but i can hardly tell fag headless:Ya face'll get cracked as i start displacin this act v~headless __________________ DBD Productions The Originator of "The Establishment"

05-14-2004, 05:48 PM	#18 (permalink)
-Oz- ^^^^^ Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: 2-25 Posts: 25,620	Both of you quit swaying. Shit. Last edited by -Oz-; 05-14-2004 at 06:05 PM.

05-14-2004, 07:10 PM	#19 (permalink)
MANchyld Guest Posts: n/a	that green with envy lookin like the incredible hulk line was pretty played out Opshins but it was still an ok verse Headless had some nice ones in his... but there you go playin off the other persons verse... I never did think that was fair in a text battle... because you read it and already know what you can say to win... but whatever headless had some tight punches in there and the flow was better too Vote:headless

05-14-2004, 09:55 PM	#20 (permalink)
xerologic Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: half of yall some punk mothafuckas.......... Posts: 248	vote - opshins. wtf.. stop swaying, headless. he broke a rule, so he = dq'd. __________________ IM A FAG