RBL Legend: Serge

[David Lama]

Serge

Name: Serge, Manic D
From: Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Crew: Hybrid Angels, EXS

vs. ST_UC 9-4
04-21-2004

i just got linked to this. i forgot i signed up, so sign me out after this battle, my last in rbl.


shit happens when clips clappin, serge still rippin shit
but you known to leave a fake impression like my birth certificate
stick to jackin off, you just a chump to me
you dont handle business cause dicks ya one company
yous a pencil dick bitch, kid im honest
i peeped ya girls pussy wall n saw scribbles on it
noone knows you...its a slaughter beatin for cattle
such a fuckin netzero, the roadrunner beeps in his battles
youre deaths judged here, no chance for retrial
shit, even his blood cells got 911 on speed dial
i noticed his ego trip from wich noone is stoppin him
shit, hes been feelin cocky since he started pick pocketin
by the way youre reputed, i could only deduce that...
...you're a son of a bitch...than didnt swallow when she should have
he sucks dick like crazy yet he thinks his skills flawless
but i saw generations go down the drain when he spit in the faucet
you gettin shot up and i dont mean heroin fam
cause the kids high on life and i pissed on his last gram
a sick fuckin verse, disgusting like no other
the 2nd nastiest thing I've been in...the 1st was your mother
swear he pro black but im known to expose fake kíkes
cause st_uc's sea of hope is infested with great whites


...ouch

vs. Joseph Q Castro

the god said 30


''moooooooooooooooooo''- chelsea
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i saw the prom pictures n thought i'd seen a trend
who'da thought enrapture would be datin netcee's again?
its an assualt thing she did to you too
when the senior prank was cow tippin, she threatened to sue
wanna be black so bad, you'll never be african so stuff it, dude
you KNOW youre tryin too hard when you feed a cow....n fuck it too
i can tell her size, say if i scored good
you'd say she's got 5 feet, looks more like 4 hooves
she's a fuckin dog nígga, her beauty's minisculous
ive heard of havin a leash for ya bitch but this is ridiculous
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^^that+ ya bitch doesn't make you a hero
cause you aint 1 in a million when youre followed by 6 zero's
they say you deliver, so nígga just tell me...
....why you aint brought home the bacon since yo momma met chelsea
but when the great one's done, its quick so dont stress it dude...
...when i put my shoe in ya ass n then bring out the best in you
i thought zoo's didnt let you keep pets
i'll admit though...
ya girl looks like a million bucks...couldn't fix all her birth defects
to think, i thought you were one of gods seeds
just the son of a bitch...that lets her children crossbreed

''WAHHHH, HE BATTLED MY GIRL N NOT ME''

stop whinin ya scrawny bitch, shes fat as a motha
so yall only make a perfect 10... by standin next to eachotha


*after everyone votes for god n dissy's whining has proven useless*

''GOOD VERSE YO, PROPS, IT WAS PRETTY CLOSE''

get the fuck off my dick, release my kids with soft cough
or serge'll leave ya chest danglin, i took angelics bra's off
asi que tu te callas cuando sergio se asoma
serge'll kill in different tongues, like a cancer melanoma
now play off my verse with a taco bell menu
the fact'll remain that noone'll ever respect you
or google mex jokes, it worked for dip n i lossed it
dissy still says he's a text monster...as an excuse to be in the closet


[insert pathetic bullshit that isnt lyrics here, this to counter exactly what dissy'll do]

vs. idol eyes

imma punch you down boy, it'll teach you to respect first
i'll lump you so bad, you'll look like a brailed text verse
i'll leave you with more holes than your fuckin addiction
n make the idol-eyes bleed worse than jesus' crucifiction depictions
the needles ya fuckin daddy, track marks are ya family
n the skill that runnin through ya veins has a talent for anarchy
dad left..back to H n crack, a tandem you had after abandonded
watch idol get stoned again...just call me moses with the commandments
you mistook ''hi'' for ''whats ya bio?'', the fuck you kiddin dude?
loser poured his heart out quicker than john ritter ever could
whine like a lil bitch, wah wah n boo hoo
go peep my archives, i got 3 times the verses that you do
you got dip n username, the rest past they prime
meaning the best in HA right now are fuckin students of MINE!
ahahahha
n yall seen his pic, iigh my parents was drunk
least you dont see me cryin cause simon cowell said that i sucked

[David Lama]

vs. Scientz
07-23-2004

overshadowin you, serge-gods in the sector
bout to cast more fuckin darkness than ''amistad''s director
youre borin, the sandman textcee's beatin who?!
funny how ya name ends with the same shit ya readers do
you aint loved like me son, ya just a fuckin queer
bitches call you 'deer' cause you horny n make 6 bucks a year!
ya aint dope, thinkin ya hard n at best standard
the same son of a bitch....that let retards gangbang her
you fellin bad? i bring the good along with a hell or 2
serge the killa bee gonna make it all swell for you
every week the same shit, ya spits aint worth a fight
broken bars aka ''my lines stretch n i suck too much to wordem right''
seriously, that style ya sportin
makes me feel like im facin resin n nasifs ghostin for him
n imma be the first textcee to get a real job in history
as a dentist, n STILL wouldnt want you to fuckin spit for me!

vs. Resin M-I-C
07-30-2004

imma drop less, goin outta town till sunday night


addicted, resin so wtf is you stressin?
ya like shaq jumpin, cant stay off the boards for 2 seconds
you suck elsewhere n i hope that you note that
ResinMC his aim so you see the only place hes dope at
ya fuckin addiction is a cellphone in the makin
see, i press n call you on it before n after ya shakin
fuck a 12 n 0 nígga YOUR time is done
like daylight savins is over, you goin 11 to 1
i heard ya one audio n you aint really witty
plus ya flow like ya mouths fartin, too loud n sound shitty
i'll shoot ya head off, cheerleaders'll sadden
next time they see ya brain it'll be a fear factor challenge
ya verses?...
without mex jokes, or cliches his flow is a fable
now resin needs more j-pegs than foldable tables
cliche after the other, you aint even clever
i liked them shits, i just thought ''SNAPS!'' books wrote them better

[David Lama]

vs. Numskull
08-07-2004

heres the rundown, get set for a rippin
im bout to 'take a #1 down' like pissin while im sittin
just like head so why you tryna stunt mines?
like the last skull i got, you suck alot n got cumlines
youre a Customs bloodhound, that shit is a given
since youre a bordeline-bitch that coke sniffs for a livin
i pack stacks of gats to clap n i bring beef like cattle
oh my bad, theres already a fake thug in this battle
you shook, so start divin for ya safety
outta pussy comes a Dash like if Damon had a baby
sliced up n diced tough, bitin steelo's kid?
you'll be rollin' with the Stitch's just like Lilo did
he aint funny with the latino rippin n shit
just leaves a fake impression like our citizenships
quit rap, we seen ya pic n you know that its no win
if flow's ya bread n butter it's no wonder youre so thin
drugs dont motivate so back it up n see
i'd hate to see you sober if that's what ya cracked up to be
goddamn you stretch shit on for ages
if you jacked resins style, this thread' have 4 pages
you got no sexlife with chicks, youre such a hypocrit
losins a bitch, no wonder you cant come to grips with it
fuck yall for sayin he'd win or thinkin he good or hard...shit
serge stay steppin' on star's, rbl's a hollywood beulevard...bitch.

edited stunt mines for srunt mines**

vs. Creatical
08-15-2004

peep past threads or the 9 relapses
cause the fact is i only lose in title belt matches..haha

iigh


iono if i can still drop, thats in cre or oz's hands, here i go


you never been decent you hopin' maggot
when i say ....
you sucked ass for years, i aint talkin bout ya smokin habits
serge gon kill, raised for splintin bitch hoe's
cause in light of my skill you need shades n tinted windows
now ya wanna go audio? please son
funniest bar's youve ever recorded were cheers reruns
seriously, that shit'll be misery
ya tracks are like Burguer king, the lines suck n no delivery
to the rm community, ya styles the silliest
and like Adrian Brody youre The Village idiot
jacked off to Collateral, you a hopeless whore
that wanna pleasure Cruise....n i aint talkin bout boat resorts!
serge'll ruin ya best days n straight bring you to tears
cause im a Savage influence n these are ya Wonder Years
ya peers dont even like ya weak style
serge dot t: cre?
Anthraxspits: he sucks now, you can win with a keystyle

vs. Replica
09-25-2004

you aint funny, gangsta or even urban
straight comedy? ya more like will n grace with nasif's wording
you like a chess knight n i can prove it
ayetime its ya turn, its an L, no matter how you do it
he sucks dick like crazy yet he thinks his skills flawless
but i saw generations go down the drain when he spit in the faucet
you a pencil dick n the fact is that it makes me giggle
cause i checked ya girls pussy wall n saw a bunch'a scribbles
every comeback you slippin, im thinkin its gay
how you always bringin weaker Style's like aye ruff rydaz mixtape
dead nígga, serge-god stands alone
ya passin'll be the greatest since stockton to malone
by the way youre reputed, i could only deduce that...
...you're a son of a bitch...than didnt swallow when she should have
shit happens when clips clappin, serge still rippin shit
but you known to leave a fake impression like my birth certificate

vs. Tha Talent
02-18-2005

stfu n crawl back into ya corner, the king is back


im godly, but not elite, like big, hov n pac's spittin
so i doubt competitive story-telling'll put you with charles dickens
n by lookin at ya girls pics, i see you a gimp
you look like the son of a bitch....the coupled her son with a chimp
you know that bitch's an ugly hoe, loser
beauty's a fading flower, you CAN see right through her
iigh verse, but my style is a caused rythm
cuz my rhymes make such waves that teks fam'd get lossed in'em
serge is a tree hugger, so what you spittin, be?
id hug YOUR family tree, if a gorilla wouldnt shit on me

nah really, def/super, gimme a challenge.

vs. Troublesome and J Dot C
08-27-2005

Serge never raped SmarterChild...

u wanna be me, cuz ya bars got nothin bitch
u hopped on my fuckin dick soon as Smart stopped suckin it
yall faggots better dig graves, u shoulnt put it past T
cuz without a dope meth line ull lose, like yall woulda did last week
im whoppin troubles ass, u better pray for me to quit dawg
LOL i kicked the back of Ts neck...n' tore AOD's dick off
Jay u fuckin arab..what? u thought id step with nothin on him?
call immigration on me... i'll just tell em u helped the london bombins
you look kinda retarded and ya stuff should go harder
T's a son of a bitch...that mustve fucked her own father

vs. Promises
01-13-2006

Fuck'a 20.

Who the fuck?....

You ain't lost yet, lemme pop ya cherry
I'll fuck the Prom up quick like in Carrie
Bitch get the fuck up off this
I'll break Promises like I was runnin' for office
You leavin' in shambles, the man just levelin' hoes
'Cause it's Ludacris how ya loss record resembles 'Area Codes'
I'll shut this newbie up, you get bashed though
Usin the same shoe mc 2hott2looze used to put in ya asshole
Stop lyin' to yaself, this chick is NOT type-fighter
Bitch says her futures 'promising'....'cause she swears she'll be tighter
Lil' lady IONNO why you tryn'a act tough at all
When Serge'll beat you at ya own game AND break the Barbie dolls
You have no talent, none to ask about
In light of your skill...this battles a blackout