History Of The RBL Title Match...

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RBL's First Title Match!!!

Manic D 5-0 vs. Nebulotic 5-0

Manic D

fuck you, stupid bitch...i get gully when recitin the curses
i think youre a faggot...but canes gayer for writin ya verses
i'll put 1 in ya knee so you can walk with his name...
...'land' a few punches, n give you a whole world of pain
yah cant take care of ya hoe either...how the fuck you gonna marry her..
...after her water broke and all you did was get a janitor
you try too hard to say im mexican, no jokes get stuck on the mastahs pen
cause all the fruits of ya labor get sold in my fams establishment
nebs got weak attmepts wich arent provin well
ya shits like cather in the rye...most that read it shoot themselves
you bitchin bout shit thats old, youve become a fuckin joke
i'd say ya shits 'straight drama'...but its more like Queer as Folk
dudes known to print his wins, this losers out of his gord
makes 2 copies...
1 for his moms fridge, another for the school bulletin board
i'll take this nig out oldschool, tighten the ends thats loose
cause nebs the type to roll with the punches, and hang around the noose
i beat the funniest dude on the net, i hope it dont trouble you
i got nebs kickin 'Himself' for this L like i did...but i was after a W

only got time for 18..gluck fam


Nebulotic

serge dot T: yo you act?
ACADbynature: yup
serge dot T: i envy you yo
serge dot T: i love actin yo

Wanna be a Phenom on the boards? I can show ya the answer:
Cuz after this he won't be alone cryin over a fracture
And ya dyin hopes as an actor? Pray for jobs in shippin, else
If ya character's dope...you'd be playin opposite yaself
Berate this cat quick...and before he gets over it
He'll break down in saabs like poor Swedish motorists
Return ta ya crib, crawl in the hole 'fore drama unfolds
I'll fuckin cut ya throat up, like ya neck had volume control
You in poverty yo--you ain't a menacin' thug, ya saggin
A pair of Lees...old as the original Double Dragons
Then there's ya mom; none know the dad of the life that this parent spawned
Bitch had more johns on the side, than the cite of a marathon
I am the paragon of blazin' raps kid, my blade'll hack bits
Of ya mug, my aim in that shit is rearrangin the face of wackness

lol @ me postin even less than you

let's get some votes

Final Score

8-7 Nebulotic.. He Becomes first Champ!!!

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Nebulotic 6-0 vs. Mr Skull 5-1

Nebulotic

just ta get it out the way...

I get revenge if I'm fucked; you'll regret if ya own me, tyrant
Cuz one rape'll fuck up ya season, you'll be the new KOBE BRYANT

...

Sonnin' this dweeb who underachieves too
Like my semen cut ya off at the ankles, I've "cum ta de-feet" you/
Seriously...I figured since you almost lost ta sif in the tourney
...I can just post whatever the fuck I want to & beat you/
That shit proved you a numbskull: retarded and dumb guy
Dunno what's smaller, sif's IQ or the margin you won by/
You a bitch & ya history...
Hope ya ain't scared of relationships...cuz you about ta be committed ta memory/
Without pity or sympathy: ya mom's a skank & ya savior
Next time ya at church, pray ta the crack heads & thank ya Creator(s)/
She's a fuckin ho & I laughed
When I told her I'd be bustin on Skull, at which she opened her mouth and posed for a photograph/
Ya body & soul united; my desert eagle'll blast, joy stops;
It breaks the Union like the sequel ta Bad Boys flopped/
Ya death by my bat'll be garish I promise
Blows ta the head create a red skull like in the Captain America comics/
Ah fuck it I'll cop spoons...shit's barely a weapon
And extract ya each of ya brain children through casearian section/

Mr. Skull

My punches are cannons to your jaws, your biting is finished
So, you'll lose your mouth, piece... like Tyson to Lennox
You'll lie in a hearse, never make it past me you dyin disturbed
If I posted N-E B.S, then your name's describing your verse
I promise...I swear it...I'll show what damagin lines do,
If there's shadow of doubt, it's prolly Nebs standin behind you
Nebs sucks dick, a fag that's tired, 'n he's an awful disgrace
So I give em a towel, just to take a load off.... of his face
You are weak,'n put up fights, though your a lil fraile bastard,
Nebs always have drama in hand... like unprepared actors
Nebs is 'high' is he thinks he can teach skill, it's all in technique..
But, he's so boring even his own 'pupils' are falling asleep
You were a reject in school, I knew it I'll bruise soft thugs'..
Hearts. Adolensence was a stage in life.... you were booed off of
Your a fuckin klutz who brings a kinda joy to fiends
Try holdin your ground so much you get arrested for loitering
You're my bitch... I'll leave this honey with sorrow
Take a night on the town.. 'n bring my money tommorrow
Fear instilled No one'll speak to you & ya the best dude?
Even ya house has no number's... no one wants to address you
The kid will fall, I'll boost you, "You're dope with the wit you brawl"
Because everything you write shows 'flashes of skill'... small tits 'n all
Like Kobe your parents rubbed you, its why you're gay and modest
You were raised with johnson & johnson 'n i dont mean baby products

Final Score

14-0 Mr. Skull... He Becomes New Champion...

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Mr. Skull 6-1 vs. Shock 6-1

Mr. Skull

Just cause he has a turban he's no killer, Ask me I guess so..
He claims to do drive bis but he really drives a taxi for lesbos
In text yo' shit is weak, your scared making a pain for it
You soil you pants so much, you added water 'n created a rain forest
Smoke is harmful, but I'll smoke you the mind is simply too weak
Cause your brain cells... for just a lil over a penny a piece
All you do is say, "Fuck, damn, shit!!"once the shotty's out
'n if defeat tastes like shit, no wonder this dude has a potty mouth
You're not a dope fiend... you were just born a complete fag
So when I call you a crack head, I mean your heads in Storm G's ass
I'll post first... you can use my verse to start bruisin fame
No one can feed off you... you could starve Username!!!*
We're going 30 a piece, you wack dude I'll gas your team
You told me to match you, and I will... right after the gasoline
You're eunuch, w/ no batteries to keep going, herb can bawl in his eyes
Because, Shock will just Die Hard** 'n a virgin all of his life
Callin his guys, You're far from smart, it got your ass in place I see
Because wisdom comes with age 'n your trynna get a fake ID
You're the worst period, dude face it in text you are dormant
So when this bitch hits the pad... he only uses extra obsorbant
Militia is nothing, cause you're in it you lil, weak jerk
Num could tear up your crew necks(next)... like ripped T-Shirts
See, you're just ugly 'n twitching but confiding in Num...
It's okay.. you're not an addict, your moms just hiding you in one
You're still in my function? He's just here seeking his props
For anyone that said you'd never amount to shit... you defeated the odds
My force folds your verse, so pause as I explore modes...
For your verse with so many dots 'n dashes.. it's read in morse code
Swore I'm cold, you're dome is lumpy from bashing holmes is bummy
'n I bet anyone that's in a State of Shock ...will disown their country..

__________________

Shock

mods - we both agreed to go the full 30 lines..

Iight yo yo ..
Everythin ya spit is false, let me show you foo’..
Ya weakness lies in ya verse, and so do you..
So how do I bring straight facts about a lie’n homo..
If NS got the initial win, you must mean via No Show
I’ll knock ya down 3 places in the rankins, stop frontin whore .
coz only faggots rated num-before .. (number four)
This herb is nervous, jus a nerd who’s worthless..
and if you’re my reason for livin, ima serve my purpose..
I aint fat, infact im fit enuff to beat up this man with my malice..
then tie him in with my diet, so his future hangs in the balance..
Dig my foot in ya wound, then like Christ im heal-in ya health..
and hand u some gay porn, incase you aint ‘feelin yaself’..
im on a route to success, so believe that you buggin me..
your on a ‘root’ to success, that leads to the ugly tree..
Inevitably im the next champ, it whats gonna happen so listen..
if you learned from ya mistakes, you’d be the worlds best mathematician..
This kids a clone, he’s the whackness of revanon..
and with you I gotta ‘pic’ a bone, so im ‘snappin’ ya skeleton..
num getting punches off his crew, I jus cant stand this clown..
how the am I supposed to give‘thumbs up’ to lines that have been ‘handed down’..
Thas right, go share lines with metasin..
or brag about bein a champion, because nebs let you win..
so now you reppin stc? I always said trens was the whackest recruiter..
cuz nature called…………………..this faggot a loser..
im the underdog, but its not gonna be no surprise when I win..
num’s punches speak for themselves, and they shud be apoligizin for him..
Manic tossed you out while u wasn’t ripe, and shocks standin dope..
NumSkull’s a ‘lonely fruit’, which is why I call him ‘cant-elope’
^thas correct , he’s dreamin of a date, and the sex he’s gon miss..
coz if MY dick was a debate.. it’d be the question on everyones lips..

goodluck champ

Final Score

13-0 Numskull retains the title...

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Mr. Skull 7-1 vs. Creatical 4-0

Mr. Skull

here... quick key


To start off..
I've had 2 useless battles in a row, I'm still in pure fear
Last week I was Shocked, now I'm fucking electrocuted that your here.
Let's count your good punches, 'n force the dope
Because your on a one line high... like snorting coke
Your already washed up, I'll even stop your emergence
Cause your verse is a load of B.S., with lots of detergent
Your a baseball lover, look, at this fag.. he loves so many
Num knuckleballs... while this homo just rubs them gently
The sucks 'n it's true... he's a fake gangster so the fucker'll lose
the drag queens only strapped with 2 pumps when he buckles his shoes
Shit, you killin yourself 'cause the ditch you were found in
Got your passes at greatness a flag for intentional grounding
I'm raping you Cre, remodeling, your well known 'n fondled
I reconstructed your manhood, 'n built pretty pink homes 'n condos
I'm known to bomb folks.. lonely kid. this fucker should listen
The last legs, breasts, 'n theighs he touched.. were in a bucket of chicken

Creatical

I was born dope, my tip is insanely sick
Leaving you with more shit in ya’ jeans than Mr. Hanky’s kids
Ya’ fuckin’ with the devil, can ya’ dance?
I’ll leave your legs blown out like Hammer pants
You got half a chance, and you fell gravely
With ya’ brains scattered on the floor with the shell casings
With no restriction, you know I’ll win this
And you’ll be pushing out daisies like a Jahova’s witness
The title’s mine, I’m coppin’ it now
Cos ya’ body’s hidden in a trash can like Oscar the Grouch
I ain’t all there upstairs, ya’ best believe it
And when you got angry with ya’ body language, I left ya’ speechless
Fuck with me? Never, homie,
You talking ‘bout living with a bigger Boo Boo than Yogi
When I flow, b, I spit in whirlwinds
While you’re the biggest bitch next to Clifford’s girlfriend

Final Score

Creatical Wins 7-4... New Champ

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Creatical 5-0 vs. Manic D 8-1

Creatical (ToiL)

A Team/
they scream/

unlike serge,
when i write words, you wont see me blunder
cus this right herb is past it and lacks in-sight, like Stevie Wonder
you were ranked 1st at UA, but had wack writtens to read
so now...not even Roots fans, will listen to The Seed
serge is lame and hell bleed, when he gets shot at dinner
its as if hes champagne, cus hes getting 'popped by the winner'
this dude thinks he has a rep, he has to be bluffing
hes not Running on Empty...hes just Gassed over Nothing

driblling on res's nuts, is all you do
youre just a 'dog on his case'..like Scooby Doo
so ill attack like a rhino and batter this dude
hell get 'charged and flatterned' - like what batteries do
and ill give you aching bones with no need for faking moans
youll just go 'off' shaking, same as them vibrating phones
youre ina a bad state holmes..but ya too slow to panic
its just sad that, not even the anarchists are shouting "Go Manic!"

Manic D

ayo cre, A-TEAM, ya future is bleak
this extra bar here's for the word of the week


i tought ya style, now you wanna take my limelight
kid bit the hand that fed him, n everything that rhymed right
he dickrides audio, so itll leave no wonder
why cre followin more 'bux' tracks than a fuckin deer hunter
yall a faggot crew, your gay parades a demonstration
how all ya lines are mostly miss'es like when militia is in formation
once you get beat the fuck up, youll need help, proportions major
id call 9-won-won for ya...but itd remind you of ya failure
im levels above you, not a coincidence how i astound dudes
i turned storm down for militia...so while he was on the floor he found you
i got this on lock, they all know ill win, you here for the ride
and if you MAY think youd win
jan, feb, march, april, jun, jul, aug, sept, oct, nov and dec are all on my side
i see that rtm tourny n why he dint even bother
cause he thought the return of the 32 man was a 2nd search for his father
im far ahead of him, would last forever readin the mileage
the fire i spit burn you in 10000 degrees like graduation day in college

Final Score

Manic D Wins... Toil is not Creatical Meaning Cre No Showed... Manic D Is New Champion...

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Manic D 9-1 vs MudCrumb 6-2

Manic D

you took ya hustle to rm, manic dont let ya sell there
no morons allowed
shit, he thought bill-board.com was net-welfare
serge, also manic, also the baddest in the land
but if you Mud, than start callin ME timbaland
ya bitch cheated on ya with me, broke rules of engagement
so i stomped a mudwhole...n scraped him off with the pavement
you keep tryna take the win, instead, stop it
only title you takin is a screenshot at the thread topic
ya worthless..*cough* scuse me..worth less than an rm crew hoe
when you wanna go 'pound for pound' while my shits beyond a euro
bash ya teeth, do somethin sweet or youre dyin son
he said hed toss my salad...
so i made him EAT the butt of my gun
watch ya delve deep in regret
since you ya dads pride n joy, i'll shoot up his last ounce of respect
ya shits garbage, but so you can spit, ill be tangible
by helpin you drop ya verse...down the deepest reveen imagineable
you aint no pimp, shit, the fuck you foolin here dude
only faggots hit on him..n even THEY have bats when they do
ga'head, say im mex n how you gon shoot the dude
ya..im known to lawnmow....the fuck outta whoever 'roots' for
get the fuck outta here, ya stench is rancid
everyone sniffed his smell of success n had to lite some matches
lets say the leagues a concert, the crowds patience is rattled
cause you cant 'manage' a title...even LESS hype up a battle
keep fuckin cryin, i'll beat ya stance n proses
by pushin ya waves of emotions aside n advance like moses

MudCrumb

& Mud against Serge, the human canopy, Can it be??
I’ll speak on some weak shit & take a stand on Manic D
Hate gay crews, ya name Jesus sounded as Hey Zues
Oranges? Manic a spokesman for Tropicana grapefruits
Ya should’ve been born black, now I’m dropping tips
Now I’m sure..
The Minority Report was your immigration documents
2 rights & a nice Hook, ya gums? Cracking them too
So get that chip off your shoulder & fit it back in ya tooth
Bust slugs in this ese, scout the town…tell more men
If your a shell of ya former self,expect 12 more twins
^An unlucky 13 shots, fuck votin, my lines better win
Had a Serge in power..cuz Mexico has no assigned president
To pummel ya, blasted Serge right between the eyes
…& He cried worse than after finding out Selena died
Animal sex is for you, since lack of pussy gave u the blues
Cuz ya fucking nuts & the squirrel who gave em to you
A ho is a ho, ya mom is a cunt, have I taken it too far
If recycling ain’t a bitch..Im still certain that you are
You hate the NFL….among daily baths & moldy bread
Since your family always huddle up on YOUR sofa bed
The superhero? No, those roles don’t reason w/ blacks
..Put “Manic D” on his chest & “eceased” on the back
You’ll sleep with the fishes now, & with no light nerd
It’ll be “Finding Nemo & we happened to sight Serge”
Mud’s not AOD..
Don’t drink root beer, or peep Bux..ya bound to be finished
^Theres all the dope lines..
For the 32 Man………..or the ONE round you were in it (RTM)
Last RBL battle? I hold the barrel leaving more dead
Now you went out in a bang like a bitch’s big forehead

T'was a delight battling you in your last battle in the RBL..Good Luck in the future.

Final Score

8-0 MudCrumb... Crumb is New Champ...

[Diphtheria]

Shock Vs. Mudcrumb

theres that outta the way, now i slap this phony dude, right..
and put shells to his chest like a macaroni food fight..
muds jus sum poor kid , yet to produce a hot verse..
ya need to take notes from my style instead of ya moms purse..
and whas ya prob wit ya pic? that scrawny head n chest?
or the fact you prove the 'missin link' isnt a faulty web address..
ya styles played, so ya switchin? im dismayed at ya bitchin..
mud be hidin his grill like user invaded his kitchen..
and talkin bout ya mouth, id hate to see the shit that you eat..
the ugly contest wasnt close..
..but mud won by the 'skin of his teeth'..
plus the movements you make have never seen colossal..
im a cave in ya nose .... and i dont mean ya nostrils..
shock'll destroy ya net career .. ya might die to..
so the only thing lookin up for you is ya right eye fool..
and ya spots blend to ya skin, ya jus a geek who nervous..
really you got enuff 'moles' to form the secret service..
and check that fuckin stare dude .. you aint foolin me guy..
if this is my 'cue' .. i'll use it to play pool with ya eyes..
but bein first runs in the family, but which way ya choosin to go..
seen as ya moms positions pole..
& anythin else that involves removin her clothes..
shock'll beat n bruise ya .. have ya screamin "help me"..
then get ya 'title - stripped' like a christina lp..

Mudcrumb

Freeway...
In Brit, ya'll got pounds? Skinny ass know it greatly true
Look at your paycheck…that contains more weight than you.
You seen your wrinkled face? Acne fucked up ya skin??
I've seen two ironies & both creases are under ya chin..
W/ a surefire verse to kill you, some'in ya'll can't fathom
Cuz….Shock got a "Sure…Fire" verse WITH the sarcasm
A yellow tooth bitch in social life and lacking the digits
Cuz..
Teeth whiteners won't cover up the fact that ya British
Yellow shits, you a good actor..maybe with propa skill
Speilberg booked you for 5 years..he knows he getting a lotta film
US role models? MJ, Vick, & Tiger..Britain often cowers
Who ya'll got?.....ûûûûe Girls, Euro pop n Austin Powers
Shock said "Glad I got battles before you"..no shit son
But..
If ya garbage in those….What'll that say about this one?
Not ThaJoker, who'll care that you got the slyest hand
Noone knows you..
Unless they Militia or lame enough to watch Spider-Man
& All you Militant niccas can watch, ya damn no names
& Get killed
Til "It Smells Like Teen Spirits" in hea like Kurt Cobain
Niccas'll be surprised when I win..the title was open but
They say..
"Well, I'll be ".…….one of the heads that votes for Mud
Why drink beer @ all? I look @ you & that, see wackness
Cats like me set talent bars.. while you just drink at it
Me or You? If you doper, shiiit only then does lying hurt
Manic D SONNED you by A vote, but I did it by A verse..

Shock defeats Mudcrumb, becomes new champion

[Diphtheria]

Shock Vs. Wee Man

Wee Man

Storm-g, Precyse - Now Shock can prove how real he is
I got the champ, but I realize he's another militia idiot
.
A text head gone bad - But kid, don't brag
I mean, he freestyles all the time with the mic he don't have
'SmokinBlunts 87: wanna use pics for extra leverage?' This kid is iffy
He's the only RBL head who needs a pic to diss me
Ya'll know he looks up to me, but his rhymes curse this game
Comin' to me almost every day to critique your verse on AIM
But he's ugly and dumb looking. Shock? Kid, you will see
Don't be alarmed though..
When you see a retard rappin', that's a Shock'er, Literally
Exclamation points in ya name is gay, but ask the kid
Spelling out 'solution!' is the same thing as yellin' faggot shit
You're existance is pure nothing, so can the shit
How you gonna talk shit..
When your crew, LA - Is Ran by 'sif?!
Yea he rides me, but I'da hoped my cock would fight back
SmokinBlunts 87: maybe th eword of the week willb e Weez Is gay..
Shock would like that..

Shock

i'll beat you once, cuz u not holdin riders..
then you be on a mission to seek-wool (sequel) ..
like poor cloth designers..
dope verse weez - im jus clown ofcourse..
altho my bullets cheerin for you..
watch me give you a 'round of applause'..
but how did u get here..thas the question on everyones lips..
see, the titles an open race - except for mexicans, bitch..
im the best? when i come this real it seems so..
but its funny - YOUR the lawnmower in your field of dreams, hoe..
stayin on the topic, you must be needin clout..
when even ya 'root' to success - is planted from a 'seed of doubt'..
n postin that BS, what the hell you learnin at school?
dont even mention storm, he murdered you fool..
die please, real? im the guy G's feel.. destroy you without care kid..
you'll be searchin for 'spare' ribs like chinese meals..
but im blazin this battle, hyped or not..
but when i pronounce u dead..
is the only time you deserve the 'title - shot'..
"no pics fool" - how dare this bitch demands..
you aint gettin props where its 'j-e-w' (due)..
like allah stage plays in hitlers land..
producin 30 lines thats tight? bitch please..
WeezThaTruth: i cant do this, im writin 16..

Shock defeats Weeman, Retains Title

[Diphtheria]

Shock vs. Klutch

Klutch

You surfin' the damn internet ... but STILL won't ride a tidal wave,
YO! I don't think u get it! SAY GOOD-BYE TO THE TITLE ... WAVE!!!
Shock's the champ but don't act like he ain't sposed to be dropped,
I'm a grown man in a little league, I'm either his coach or his pops.
N' ya probably think I'll give it my best shot .... tryina off this geek,
but if I pull out all the stops .......... how would he cross the street.
I'm not often beat ........ but hataz act like my skills are way lesser,
that's funny, cuz after I spank this kid, we'll have the same record.
... But alotta you fellas only wanna see lines that'll make ya laugh,
OK FINE … http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/328437/shock.jpg
... Did it make ya laugh?
I spit the shyt that inspires ppl .... ya'll know what I'm talkin' bout,
my punches bring opportunity but when it comes, it'll knock .. him out
Shock ..... I got ya bitch half-naked, down a thong, charm n' a bra,
strip searched n' cuffed, then I'll lay down the long arm of the law.
N' to everyone in the "I Wish I Was a Nig.ga Club" I'll help yer Vet,
when I give Shock a black eye, a fat lip ......... and a welfare check.
4 real` ur not a G, so when ya say you are, plenty of doubt starts,
dude thinks he's livin' in a hood .......... like Kenny from South Park.
My rhyme are breath-taking ..... I got style that cannot be learned,
he's just holdin his breath til' tomarrow .... prayin' for Pac's return.

Shock

- No Shows

Klutch becomes Fill In Champ

[Diphtheria]

Klutch vs. Island

Klutch

No1 thinks I can win this, that means I GOTTA be handicapped,
so now we're even ... look at u ... YA GOTTA BE HANDICAPPED!
http://www. urbanprowlers. net/tourney/pba2/nebs.jpg
(take out the spaces)
But ya'll are beyond ridin .... best believe I ain't resortin' to lies,
the RBL got a gang of little kids livin' on Island, like "Lord Of The Flies."
I mean, even leaning against a tree ... can't no1 say nobody loves him,
his great-gramps still hangs around ... oldie was lynched right above him.
Don't be mad ... but I'ma grimy nig.ga that'll do what is best fitted,
the type that'll remove ya kidney stone ... then beat you ta death with it.
I could front ... but won't act like I ain't seen what ya dropped.
see, whether ya Nebs or not, u ain't just corny, u's the cream of the crop.
Normally, I'm the biggest thing in the battle, with sick skills that's taboo,
but this time it's impossible, his eye brows 'er large enough to rival Yahoo.
I'm either a Terrorist or a Bully ... so right now I'm not the one to kid with,
is he The Statue Of Liberty or this dweeb, both Island's are just a big bitch.
Speakin of females, they all hated him ... ever since this brothers birth,
when he got rejected by Lady Luck and straight cursed by Mother Earth.
F*CK the Punch-line Pandemonium, I get no love and it will not stop,
I'll see my highlights on Sports Center after I win ... by a long shot.
I'm 11-3 and still considered the under-dog, children are straight hatin,
I mold letters into works of art .... this guy looks like a claymation.

Island

Your needin to know…im not nebs, ya seein' this ho?
Cus my opponents lose to bad guesses…for the second week in a row

I spit them fire lines that'll leave your bars ashes
I wreck Klutch's n leave'em on the pavment like car crashes
You can't hang, i'll send you an L ..and then to hell
Wanna talk punches? Island got more OH lines than the nfl
See I show my feelings with guns, ive got hollow tips
while you bottle up your emotions…next to your model ships
Just know, Actually.... see if ya get this herb…
I can fill ya frame with bullets, better than MS Word
I'll make this short n to the point, i'ma ruin this fuck
I got dependable shots, they always come through in the Klutch
You rhymin? ...I'd rather listen to ya speak n spell
Fuck wit me and i'll put you in hell, like the letters E and L
I ain't gonna stop until this scrub is banned and hatin
I'll break the Klutch so bad his sex-drive'll need public transportation
Think ur winnin?? Rhymes aint what ya sick with at all
Klutch... your nuts........... Like you got kicked in the balls
I clowned u before u even knew what had happend
If art imitates life, your this stick figure i just drew on my napkin


Island defeats Klutch, Becomes new RBL Champion

[Diphtheria]

Island vs. Dough

Island

Kanye broke his jaw too, n it was makin his chin long
but Kanye spit thru the wire...youre rappin thru brick walls
You've been on the net for 4 years…but damn the mans a bore
Cus Lebron made the Cavs big…while Fat did that to yours
the guesses on who I am have been fake, but it lingers
as he counters my lines, makin his chin shape with his fingers
Lets leave it to dough, use the mag n see what he knows
I won best verse, he was runner up to me 2 weeks in a row
We make fun of user…hes fat, but his lines are forceful
N while he's got 8 chins, you've got one bigger than his entire torso
lets speak some more on user…not cus hes godly tho
But cus he likes stickin the sausage to Dough, more than Somnio
ill reverse the curse...lemme just lunge back
And hit your chin so hard, the top a ya head'll resemble a dunce cap
This hunch back wasnt felt for 4 years, n now i bet this ho's lovin it
Cus he'll keep his chin up....so the bottom 30 can limbo under it
There ain't no doubts, ...i'm pullin this win off
Chinchilla aint a fabric, it's the name of ur chin in a Godzilla spin off
I tried to get over your chin, .....but fuck it, it's hard
If i broke ya glass jaw all of Hartford would be covered in shards

Dough

I'ma save voters the breakdown since ya been smoked clear/
his verse's content summed up: insert chin joke here_____/
Above's ur chance for another chin diss, think of it quick/
I can't care too much, I provided u with a link to the pic/
and I don't need yours cuz ur considered a limited threat/
posted my pic for u again, saw what good it did citizen x/
there 2 differences between us, u get stamped wit ease/
and 2? I never needed an alias to be champ of the league/
people came online ta check ya verse, u left many bored/
cuz ya dick's like the drug acid and nobodys on it anymore/
get a fresh style, a fresh gimmick, and become new ta people/
everyone knows that in ya field of dreams, i'm the root of evil/
this battle ur sorta like a DJ vinyl, u gettin scratched and cut/
they say u are what u eat, that makes u both ass and butt/
thats whats up, wannabe net thug, let ya hammer tool spray/
I'm one hard act to follow, ur more like a grammar school play/
now I'm hoping u all understand just how this joker's lame/
just pulled so many cards half the rbl could play a poker game/
keep ya pics cuz women love em, I'll pretend at least/
since his Mom, Nana, and all ya aunts got like 10 a piece/

Island Defeats Dough, Retains Title

[Diphtheria]

Island vs. Hybrid Angel

Island

Touched By An Angel, its a show?..nope...n try to accept this
its really a porno movie, starring such fags as Hybrid and Headless

your a hybrid,...meaning two?...im makin this dude stop
cuz ya half Angelic...n the other half is takin the nude shots
i dont care about ya riders, i overpower groupies
now watch #2 get clowned...like an austin powers movie
You goin further up shits creek the faster you paddle
Angelfire isn't a webhost, It's whats gonna be left of u after this battle
Think you got a chance? I stay bombin with slugs fag
I'll make Angel Dust.... quicker than ya moms in a drug lab
the way im beatin that ass, how you gon' stop and hurt me
when your more of a fuckin no-name...than college jerseys
The RBL's dope…but believe the best in it's me…
N you hold the record…for most newbies beaten in consecutive weeks
But ill let it just be, talk shit and get ya damn frame throttled...
so its wise to put a cork in it just like champagne bottles

Hybrid Angel

People sayin Island this, Island that, Islands wack, quit ya bitchin
Cause User came outta the closet, and went straight to the kitchen
Win? he's wishin, and while ya on ya knees I breeze through you
Cause I'm ready to erupt on Island, like the volcanoes in Honololou
I know Aloe wrote 99% of the alias shit, you would just speak on it
Plus User got to a fork in the road in his life… then tried to eat off it
Maybe I was wrong about jockin Aloe, looks like its some joint shit
Must dick eachother, cos Aloes all over him, like feminine ointments
Appointed to own you … So take the L stupid, we all know ya losin
Don't make assumptions, cause User is too fat to jump to conclusions
Knockin off the jocks, while you're stayin atrracted to ass n cocks
So just picture me rollin ... Username down Streets Aves and Blocks
Throwing stones and rocks, I'm taking the title from this little grouch
Leavin ya chest with more wires, then there were in Kanyes mouth
Livin with Cale? I know ya'll go down south, let me sit and think
And in that house? Saying 'bottoms up' doesn't mean sip on ya drink


Island defeats Hybrid Angel, Retains Title

[U S E R]

Island vs. Aura vs. Rhymeageddon



Aura

User was a baby and..

Words couldn't describe, his mom's feelings when she fed it
Um, "YOU FAT FUCKING GROSS FUCK"..well there I said it
You're just a weak bitch, no one's left readin your shit
Cuz you ain't just wack as a mother, you're breast feedin your kids
Look at the Dough battle, you tried to leave a rapper torn
..but you chin-checked bout as much as you do in faggot porn
I've called you fat before, guess that's why you act so bitter to me
But when God made you, he broke the mold, literally
You're just a joke on the net while I'm on a higher plateau, check
You should throw in the towel, try the one round Aloe's neck
Cuz you really don't do shit, I'd dispute ya got no such life
..sayin you've got girls that thought you were cute at an open mic?
Everybody know it's lies, you weren't born perfectly
Lookin like a Lunatic, need to cover ya face with a mask like Murphy Lee
And Rhymeageddon you're boring, ya style and ya name sucks
Forget fresh concepts, cuz you can't even think of a played punch
You'll spit the same stuff as last time, so I don't give a fuck
While I'm spittin fire off the dome like User's hair if it's cut
Pussy I'm tearin ya up, but if that’s not doubt in minds
Ya punches like they’re misbehaving, cuz they "step out of line"
You're about to find out it don't matter if you rhyme plenty
You'll discover the HARDAWAY, like when Orlando signed PENNY
So, I'm rapin ya moms but who cares? call the cops bitches
..her ass like that Sadam statue when it fell, half the block hit it

Rhymeageddon

aura the convulsing bitch, is deadly to no-1, but loves the shit
cuz when i post people dont 'hold their breath', they fucking hug it
c'mon kid's, u call them verses last week? u must be talkin shit
cuz we've seen more ooooohze in a below average horror flick
whooping these kid's, aura's been killed, i'm on route for the rest
rhyme brought the recipe for disaster, that user could'nt resist
acting harder, you idiot... time & time again i hafta scar them
aura had a brush with death.. & rhymeageddon was the barber
& who would fake an audio? yeh fucker....you'll suck & lose
only track's in aura's arm's ..were from years of drug abuse
quit text, infact fuck it, just die, but faggot i'm wrecking aura still
say adios/audios muthafucker, because island your text is horrible
turn the table's, user, VA's never had a quake, it's fuck'n stable
s'why the voter's dont want him to fall off, -the fuckin table
whos feelin em? cuz rhyme is text killing, & they say you're serial
while voter's 'gassen em with trash' like back to the future's vehicle
i can see auras here? it's stupid he must be keeping my hand
saying he could'nt 'desert' us for now... in fear of island
wrecking the worst, rhyme'll cripple these two heading the list
island win? there's no way in hell, without exiting first
stumble an all, as your verses read blank -something will fall
it's tru tho, if you have nothing good, ...-to say, say nothing at all
so i'll add another line of bullshit for the twit's to sit & read
cuz auras chance has gone'a begging, with his mom, dad, sister, aunt, gran,user's family and nasif

Island

God vs. Ghostwriter vs. Ghostwriter


Im doin some rapin tonight…bets is off, n im sayin it like…
Island stays with the hookup…yall stay with ladies delight
get it yet?..ill hit a vet, n ya still wont see me brother,
toppling Island?...how, when you faggots couldn’t beat each other…
Aura:
Island and Aura…were different, n screw it ya worthless
but were alike too, cuz each week someone else is doin our verses
See its my job to win...and you can tell theres losses
Your only line of work is waitin for a check at the welfare office
User this....User that....overused the topic and played it out
...hes just mad i got more pounds than his UK bank account
this bitch gets bullied at school, n at lunch he pities the moment..
when he's going thru Hall's running more than Kansas City opponents
go ahead and reach for the title, you wont get it in time..
cuz ya style is lending to wackness, more than the ppl givin you lines
Rhyme:
rhyme’s got ghoster’s too…he needs lines, so the bastard flips em..
Cuz each week he’s prayin for Angels…more than disaster victims*
U wont lose like a man, u'll say i got dickrode instead
They say misery loves company, ..u must have a shit load of friends
fags fall in the rankings...so watch this guy get dropped
cuz this week is Island Time…….like Hawaiin clocks
Poor bastard, im gonna burry you deep in sediment
If money talks, then yours got a broke jaw n a speach impediment
Rhymes wack as fuck…and this fag aint clownin on me
Cuz the only time we’re proud of 2.5…is when nasifs countin to 3

*yea..Angel admitted and so did homie


Island Wins, Retains Title