History Of The RBL Title Match...

[David Lama]

RBL Champion E Tha Real vs. Alamo IV
10-14-2005

Alamo IV

RBL wow . .
E the Champ?, u nothing but a faggot scrub,
Caz Im known to blow up on E like teens at night club
Al's crazy w/his, the new iceman like George Gervin,
U given brains out, more than fucking Neuro surgeon
Open ya chest & make the doc sew it up, shits gory
& turn ya body into a quilt.. every stitch tells a story
See skill is one, u lost? on The Real son u neva had it
Ima be all over E, like the FCC & Howard Stern fanatics
Just add a loss to it, & murkin you has been fun yo,
U'll be the worst thing to hit 7-2, since Dikembe Mutombo
Put ya shit together kid, you not dope & far from great
Get w/the program, the drug addiction center opens @ 8
Kid no gun play, caz afta readin the voters be clappin,
U drop so many minor lines, another gold rush is bound to happen
I been bullien this kid, Martin & Will was there to see,
Alamo pushed E around so much, Ima star in Bad Boys 3
Put you think ur champ material & its weak be,
Fuck funny papers, u bein champ is enuff entertainment weekly

Word it Up .. .

vs.

E Tha Real

But I'll take Class out like Ms.Frizzle & The Magic School Bus
^^^Looking for a Classick verse got a basic 1, fag fooled us
you ranked 2nd is why being RBL champ isn't very fulfilling
So over Al, I'm mistaken for Peggy from married w/ children
Name admits there's 5 better Alamo's... So I'll stop bitching
only time this virgin had a gal in his pants he was shop lifting
title run?beatin twisted flowa,lyrikalkasper a vision of pretense
If A.I.'s making moves...then I'm bringing the Pistons defense
no butler? this pimpled faggot in a champ match, is gay to me
got enough blackheads on ya face to get sponsored by NAACP
no ties to religion or political point, I don't do this usually
so when I smash ya temples I'll insult the •••ish community
4 played nameflips & garbage flow it's no struggle next to him
••• nose is long enough to be a ally in a smuggle of mexicans
moron surfs the net in wetsuit he's more then a light faggot
If I brought mainstream material, he'd buy a paddle & life jacket
horrible set-ups & what's worse is dude had no flow
After this call me Tim Duncan, cause I run through the Alamo


side note:
If you'd like to admit you've been raped...Please call 1-888 admit it...

Alamo IV wins the title

[David Lama]

RBL Champion Alamo IV vs. John Hensley
10-22-2005

Alamo IV

Drop the Alamony lines & Al Bundy crap, its played dude,
Its a roller coaster battle, witha couple loops & flips by you
Are you still down?, w/hip hop & dill its easy to see
Its a fact, w/out 2pac we all would have forgotten bout Jon, B
I'll drop heat on this cat, we all know dammit,
John recycles so much, he could take the lead spot for Captain Planet
Ya not Eminem, but my ape fist will just make u lose it
Give ya jaw a westside connection,
. . .that'll make Ice Cube retire from music
Caz im throwin bars like a crook & just so you know,
If u got all rights reserved, then the left is stealing the show
The Red Cross loves me, it makes sense to say thanks,
Watch me knock Johns 'Building' block of life into a blood bank
Hens is married to greayness, I don't mean to be a muse,
Greatness flirts w/me so much, he beat it into domestic abuse
If u can't beat me join me, nevamind just damn me
No matter how stretched ya bars are, they still pull hammys
I'll wrestle u to death, then watch u smother
U drop so much bull,dawg.. u could be Scott Steiner's brother

vs.

John hensley

Alamo IV.
Check ya name.. you gotta learn to back it up.
Cuz you're the 4TH ONE... and Alamo is STILLLLL wack as fuck.
You'll fall to me fucker, an' get ripped and clowned too.
I'd call you a sucker..
.. but no bitch'd put their lips around you.
I got my style, and my lyrics influence the world dude.
But it's all good, you do you...... since ya can't get a girl to.
Alamo<--look at the words, drop an A then rearrange it too.
Then you'll know what the thought of your skills always makes me do.
LMAO. ya shit is laughable. and i'ma beat this clown.
My nine'll light up ya head so much..
.. it could be used as a decoration a week from now.
We ain't cool.. so expect to see this bitch get rattled.
But word, i DON'T diss-like you.. cuz i actually wanna win my battles.
If you can see it, hear it. then you know i'll move through.
Cuz your fashion sense looks like it's blind, deaf, and mute too.
Quit with the played shit. i know son, i bet ur scared.
But you got enough old lines to rival the ones for medicair.
You and the champ match, i hope you noticed this.
^They both share a link.. cuz you wouldn't be here if E had posted his.


pz12.

John hensley wins the title

[David Lama]

RBL Champion John Hensley vs. Butler
10-28-2005

Butler

okay..


HBL, LLL, WBL, RBL ....damn this doods been torchin up sites.
its tuff dissn Hensley.
...along with provin he has any sortof a life.
Lemmie clear things up. Im gonna pound on this fool.
an id sprint cirlces around his blood. but there aint no runnin around the pool.
i think i speak for the board. so this nggaz stuff is sharper.
just BECAUSE you CAPITLAIZE some WORDS dont make ya PUNCHES harder.
Ya resin-style dont work here. idiot. RM knows his flows....
if brains were tnt..........this ngga Hensley couldnt blow is nose
YA personals are straight.. but u flip everything else. iv had it b.
u got some Creative issues - like the computer speaker magazine.
Ya wifeys a hoe. an i know u aint hearin it.
^see my setupsll do the trick. Unless ya girls on her period.
clown ass rapper.. I got cake.. .U need to get it dude.
coz ya so poor when u hit the park pigeons throw bread at U.....
Jay-z Lauren Hill an kurt kobane are similar to wat this thug brings.
cuz even MTVs been urgin ya Dell to do the unplugged thing.......
Hensley makes net buddies. So they vote for him an pull his scripts.
this ngga remind me a' diapers - always on someone ass n fulla shit.
but Johnnys records pretty dope.. i aint tryna hate duke.
U n my rank r mad similar. judgin by this verse U gettn 8-2........
i hack newbies wit saws. n save dope lines to clown vets.
but John gonna see the saw II.. an sneak previews aint even out yet...
Got the title. Then faced Butler....pff..... fuck this dood.
theres midgets wit stockings that will'v had longer runs than you.


pz12

vs.

NOTHING

Butler wins the title

[David Lama]

RBL Champion Butler vs. Imperial
11-05-2005

Imperial

Ya finally champ for once.. nice
It took you twice as long, to do what ive already done twice
You trippin.. ya losin weight quick
See yaself as the best? Damn, how long you been hallucinatin
And you aint a thug.. you went miles wit the wankstas
Youre just a gentleman.. let Styles be the gangsta
Ya really gettin it.. ill put you through hell, its fatal
Ima make you pay the Price.. like Kelly’s label
I hold weight, got more might
Bud, im a Weiser Select..
..im hard to the bone.. your Coor's Light
Ill take this bitch out, this cats fucked
Unlike bboys.. when Butler goes down, he doesnt get back up
Flow and wording are important man.. im past ya step
Ya hung up on punches.. no wonder they cant connect
If this nerd had a choice.. online or cyphers
Hed jump all over the net, like bad volleyball spikers
No matter what im on top of you.. this is my home
Cuz youre just a-head.. son im the heir to the throne
You know im nice.. just look
You cant keep my name out ya mouth..
..and all im askin is whats good
Trust, in this game, youll never make a livin
Producers show you less interest than the banks been givin
Last week was uneven.. Hensley ducked like a bitch ass
You came like a pussy.. guess you could call it a Ms. match
Overrated, wack, bullshit, dumb
Those words fit you so well, you should have a closet full of em

gimme my title back, chump

vs.

Butler

Originally Posted by Imperial

See, this dude is retarded
Youre a nuisance for starters..
..and you aint spit nuisance you started

haha,
no he didnt....

wasssssshhhhhhheeeddduuuuppppppppp


hmmmm...its like ya sound just got worse..
Punches left hangin,
Like Imp.... when lookn for a pound for that verse.
aiiyyyoo Hensleyyyy ur off the hook. No showin was chill bro.
last weeks REAL dissapointment was Imp thinkn a newsince line is still dope
^^pfff... U belong in a nursin home. im eat up ya scriptz.
punchlines so old they new burger king when he was a prince.
Read my interview. Butler's on a mission to bury some clout.
im out to mercckkkk veterans.. so this fool imp got nothn to worry about.
U was wack LAST time i beat u. Old prick. Get some rhymes.
shit ima knock u so far back ull slam headfirst into ya prime.
Imperials got 2 titles. Wit noooo defenses. Ya need to can it, bitch.
ill hav u back pedalin quicker than Lance after the cancer, imp........
Paper or plastic< Either way, understand im implyin a bag.
n when im finished...? dont matter. yall still gon' see Implyin a bag.
numbnutz. ya girls a pig. the chick that doods would not-fuck.
Imps wifeys so fat. She walked out the front door, an got-stuck....
YEa.. im dissn ya bitch. she's round from the crown to the socks.
n got Square titties... the bitch forgot to take the tissues OUT of the box.
Fuck battlin you. Its friday night.. Im anxious
i wanna go out an cut-loose.. but that means its the shank to Imps anus.......

next,,,,,

Butler keeps the title

[David Lama]

RBL Champion Butler vs. Pharaohe Def
11-11-2005

Butler

From the HBL mag.

Originally Posted by Aeon aka Gzus.

All Caged Up: Pharaohe Def.

The question on everyones mind is WHAT THE FUCK IS UP with P Diddy? The nucca went 9-0, then dropped two back to back. Has he ran out of concepts? Creativity is all gone? Or just writersblock since he has been burning himself out being champion on two seperate sites? Either which way after losing this weeks match with Significant thats now three in a row. Will Def slowly slip back into hibernation. Slowly becoming just a spoken about legend again? Some questions have been answered, alot have formed. Only the next few weeks will show us.

^^^if u votin an u aint seen that before, straight
aleast u know after bout 20 a mine its gonna before straight........
for real. HBL champ? Rapmusic nobody. Def who??
personals aint the problem.
Im still strugglin as to why anybody respects u
i dont mean to rag on ya site. but gmmie a break P
i aint tryna hear nothn from 411 except 'city and state please'
yeaaaaa i kno my bible shit. i thought i was still right
Pharaohe enslaved the •••s.
.....but seems more like his punchlines israelite.
^^i dont wanna get hungup on ya name. but this kids rilly a fool.
id even consider p nuts.. but he's a about 150x iller than you....
its piimmppp slapps... the two-two to this prick.
^^^theres gon be someassualt - in addition to pharoahes usual flips
similies.. generic shit. pleeeeez dood
fuck bein down votes. Deficit gon' be simple bullshit wit me too???
if you aint seen P in a minute? No need for gettn depressd
Playd sport jokes n corny trash - in other words Def sends u his best.
Ribo.. Imp. Pharoahe Def.....< shit Diddys achin to ban me.
coz damn P..... at this point I'v cut more bitches then makn the band 3
i dont got cable; showtime, mtv, the rest.
barely get basic shit. but atleast this week i KNO im gettn some PBS
i dont wanna sit thru ya garbage bars. it gets nothn but worse now.
cuz by the time Def enzyme gonna hav mine breakn his verse down.
Pharoahe tryna make a name on RM. but cant beat this
ngga so dumb,
i told em' speak ya mind. Def was speechless.........................
Fix ya flow before u step. ya choppy shit is a sham.
Kanye spit thru the wire. sounds like THIS ngga spit thru a fan.
votes? nahh.. trust me, ya never get nothin
^^ngga got smackd more times then Imps hit the register button

vs.

Pharaohe Def

Originally posted by Butler
aiiyyyoo Hensleyyyy ur off the hook. No showin was chill bro.
last weeks REAL dissapointment was Imp thinkn a newsince line is still dope

You go to Tulane, right? It’s closed for the semester due to Katrina… sucks for you.

I’m a kill you in this battle - so take notes with ya pen.
I would say I’m taking you to school…
But see you don’t HAVE ONE to attend.
You’re pissed at Katrina cuz it closed Tulane much to your surprise.
I’m pissed for two reasons- it came to my city.. & u actually survived.
Just admit you’re homo cause everyone can sense it dummy
Butler’s such a fag…
He could be used as storyline for ‘Trapped in the Closet’ ten through twenty.
With lines like the one I quoted, I’m sure this gay’ll choke.
How does using Imperial’s played line to diss him somehow make it dope?
You’re wack as fuck, and I promise I’m not sparin’ this jock.
Yea… we both battled Hensley… but that’s where the comparison stops.
Props on the W against him tho, but now this cat is just toast kid.
Cause lets just say I beat him in a battle in which he ACTUALLY posted.
Wanna know how bad u’ll lose? Really u’ll get abused kid.
Butler vs. Ideal
^Look.. There’s a sample, and even Kanye would be scared to use it.
P Def is trying to steal ur bitch.. & he’s doing it with ease dude.
He’s not PG for the Blazers…
But she’ll constantly Telfair how bad she wants to leave you.
Finding that battle was hard, but now I’ve made all aware.
The link dates wayyy back about a year kind of like me and your girls affair.
Ya girl’s body is banging, I’ve filled her tits up with cash.
& she’s never HIT me but I’ve always really been feeling harass.
I’m something to be reckoned with, no one on the net is hatin
You couldn’t be a net force if ur name was mass times acceleration.
If you didn’t quite get the line I’ll let it just pass.
Cause it’s been over 6 months since you’ve sat in a class.
I’ll get the win quickly & leave you needing some help
Cause you’re just Ass, But… & I’m not repeating myself.

Butler keeps the belt

[David Lama]

RBL Champion Butler vs. Ribonuclease

Ribonuclease

g/l

Butler vs. Imperial
"numbnutz. ya girls a pig. the chick that doods would not-fuck.
Imps wifeys so fat. She walked out the front door, an got-stuck...."

That line I just quoted.. the shit was not-hot,
tried to steal that joke from a slumber party and got-caught!
ya girls a freak, she preffers the meat long,
proofs in the carpet of my flat bed she burned her Nissan,
we want you out the park, ill do it with the bases loaded,
these punches come in waves that'll leave your face eroded,
so fuck ya cliche lame jokes and chopped sentances,
the gore didn't work so you moved to POP REFERENCES?
I heard once a girl thought this guy was hansome,
then his furrowed brow took his fuckin eyes for ransome,
get scars, sawwed and sliced with my pocket knife..
that shit'll rip ya frame open like the jaws of life!
your last battle SUCKED, in short the wars over,
read that shit again..
we could build a tree fort with all those bored voters,
ass kisser, mention it, this kid looks red..
you the type to build a ladder to give big foot head,
a bunch of gay bars, like the ones this flamin fag attends,
ya Fila boot in ya ass so quick it'll create a fashion trend,
this is just the beggining, im comin for that ass Butler..
you'll bite the bullet.... ENJOY.. that'll be ya last supper!

vs.

NOTHING

Ribonuclease wins the title

[David Lama]

RBL Champion Ribonuclease vs. ill nik-A
12-03-2005

ill nik-A

cant carry the load as champ! fuck ur silly wack cries
cuz u’d fall down taking anorexics for a piggy back ride
since when do facts lie, fuck a tip! this hater wishes
no show champ? this week I shoulda been doin waiter disses
any takers with’em? lonely at the top so I’m dethroning son
& if u trying to take myspace then u alone with Tom
goin gone, I devour crap, battle noobs with that sour rap
Told u to get ur feet wet u came back with a shower cap
Overpower that, clown this dummy, ur style is crummy
If u wanna make a statement then move out the country
Keep ya mouth running, so I’ll feed this coward’s urge
u had a hot flash & General Electrics had a power surge
Doubt ur words, nothing new created ur shit is played
& then we all wonder why Adam gave his Rib away
Kid is gay, wtf's ur name? while mine is well repped, hell bet
but u don’t even got sufficient funds to cover ya spell check

vs.

Ribonuclease

had to throw somethin together, didn't want to no show


illiterate, illegitamite, illogical.. kid is worthless,
/\theres no nameplays there, each adjective fits u perfect,
ya rhymes are gay, take the cock from ya throat,
or Ill put you in a trench that ain't a mafia coat,
its obvious bro, people gonna clown ya kids G,
cuz Nik comes once a year, and its down some chimneys,
start savin ya breath, i use hands in brawls,
that put a cave in ya chest that would suit Neanderthals,
land a blow leave stranded skulls... boxin talents,
I checked ya chin, it bounced.. and you lost ya balance,
ya girl? don't respect her she a tactless heffer,
with 90 rolls, that could break the Sam Jackson records!
forecast is weathered, you got served on a chef plate,
check mate, like lines at a graveyard your dead weight,
test it dude.. ill light you up, youll be festive soon,
don't force my nine to leave a neon light as an exit wound!

ill nik-A wins the title

[David Lama]

RBL Champion ill nik-A vs. Mr. Skull
12-09-2005

ill nik-A

A loss in this league & just a contender?? such a flawed disser
go back to bein Num cuz u havent earned the right to be called Mr
I'm the raw nikster, u champion bait, at a wacker state
cuz ur jokes keep ur face in front of em for laughter's sake
thats just great, whip this jerk, tell u why nik is first
cuz its 2006 & u still average at least a cliché flip per verse
kid just thirsts, original shit to think of with his style
Dashes - are things u should’ve gotten rid of by now
Bitch of the pile, u are no threat, I’m abusing the vet
guilt trips’ll have u stumble over ur sympathy for losing ur rep
Now clueless with text, still in denial & stressed
u've fallen so much we gonna start asking for sobriety tests

vs.

Mr. Skull

MYYYY was your title reign short..

if i say your word inspire i guess its not what i mean
yea your verse moved me...to the X at the top of my screen
I'm here and I go.. for you it's the end of the road..
..One week champ? u ain't ill-nik-a you just a bitch with a cold
Stealing styles, but you can't so you try actin..
..Rubbin Aloe, gotta UserName, smoked Resin 'n is hairline Fracture
I shoulda known punk kids, try 'n what they come with..
..Is another sad ass excuse for namplays with a Num diss
Yeah you got a dream, beat Num? nah not to me..
..Cause hollowin' ya pumpkin got kids thinkin it's Halloween
..who did Num destroy on his return?? im givin u lessons
and congrats..your now the answer to an RBL trivia question

Mr. Skull wins the title

[David Lama]

RBL Champion Mr. Skull vs. Young Philly
12-17-2005

Young Philly

We the same but I'll be beatin this fucker
Cuz I act black...and his teeth are that color
I took his bitch from him but the dude never fights
Skull-fucking his girl, is something that I do every night
Thinkin he'll win, this bitch'll get played
I never get touched, & he never gets touched either, but in a literal way
He might dull down, don't even think he nice bitch
.. I'm rhyming like this... AM I FUCKING DOPE LIKE SKULL NOW?
Hell no it's wack, now I'ma have this fool mauled
You got bitch written all over you, like middle school stalls
Ugly bastard, I hit Soundclick when I wanna hear some rhyme shit
It's got the hi/lo...which is also the pattern of your teeth alignment
Way too easy, and I don't mean to offend this fuckin wack
But this is a waist of 20...& sadly his girlfriend's is double that
I'm like an idol to this dude, dog, he stalks me
I already got people sayin "over" like we're usin walkie talkies
Talkin about bitches dude, you never get none
I thought freeways had a lot of turnoffs until I met Num
Never been near dope son, I doubt this fairies hard
Cuz here's the bottom line......



















And this is where you are

vs.

Mr. Skull

Oooh yeah let it die down.. I'll smack ya silly..
..Everything wack in Philly, even Jim Thome came to Chi-Town
You'll get embarassed..match of wits is all over dude
..People sayin YP... when Num shitted all over you!
You a bitch kid, I don't see why you tryin like you hard..
..Take that wire from your bra and reallign it in your jaw
You ain't got a dick, transvestite that flops with men
Last exotic trip you had cause ya hooker boots were hard to fit
Gave you personals in the mag!..you a dumb fuck..
..And I bet this bastard will still try a witty Num punch
Liqour and brew got you crazy picture this dude
..Gettin hungry every time you seen kids snicker at you
Ill's verse move me to the X on top, but as you can see
By hens posting this..
..Yours moves me about 150 miles away from the screen!
I bet your clothes game is sub-par, yeah i said it duke
Big bro won't give you his..
..Even he ashamed of sharing threads with you
I'm dominant at will, you're not so I gotta brag
A garbage bag..
..Is the only thing in the WORLD to compliment your skills
Your bitch said it smelled like death in your trap, she favors fresh
She'd give you mouth to mouth..
...But she'd feel like a necro tryin to save your breath

Young Philly wins the title

[David Lama]

RBL Champion Young Philly vs. John Hensley
12-25-2005

Young Philly



Catch 22.

How are you skinny?
Camera's add 5 pounds...and if that scripture is true
That must be a picture of a picture of a picture of u
John's so into himself, but dude isn't godly
HensIzAking...only due to the fucking pounds I threw to his body
Now I could come with a non-witty, weak punch mixture
But that would be outta character...like Santa is in this picture
His verse lacks my wit, thats why this cow gets burned yo
Voters'll be saying Eh, Eh, Eh like on the Howard Stern show
This may be harsh dude cuz I'm the meanest, often
The fact is you never ciudad...and I don't mean like caution
I'm dope and like wine, P is aging, better
I can show you HOLES in jOHn hEnSLey without rearranging letters
Fuckin fruit, I'm nicer than ya bitch is b
You got balls hanging all over you like a Christmas tree
If you don't got a blunt with ya u can share mine
Cuz zig zags are cool...but not as the pattern of ur hairline
Poor fuck, you know I smack mouths kid
Even in monopoly your properties are crack houses
Fat bastard, your corny rhyme schemes set to bust
We got the same chance of catching ur flow as u do CATCHING US
Champ matches are dope, but I must got you scared don
Cuz this is P / J...& anyone reading Hens verse should have a pair on

vs.

John hensley



YoungPhillyBoul: i wasnt on all night
HENSizaking: word
YoungPhillyBoul: i played monopoly while drinking lmfao


lol..

Seriously man, you know I do it the best.
Up playin games..
.. and left any Chance ya had next to the Community Chest.
Look at the backdrop, ok now just stop.. pause it.
Check the surprise on his face..
.. dude just got caught on cam. comin out his moms closet.
Don’t think the baggy clothes make the kid look tight now.
That only works when it isn’t pajama’s and women’s night gowns.
What a fag. don’t get tricked an’ think P is the hardest.
Dude just wears the long shirts to protect his knees from the carpet.
You're aiiiight, not dope, i said you're okay.
Might be headed in the right direction..
.. but only cuz my left hook just sent you that way.
See, i swing knife blades cuz i'm crazed in my mind.
I'll hit ya.. THEN take ya handoff.. like rushing plays in rewind.
Ain't a horror flick, but that explains why P is the worst.
Cuz Jack Nicholson prolly can't find a Shining thing in your verse.
Look at ya left shoulder.. yea I noticed, I caught that.
Shoulder responsibility?..
.. nahh, It looks like all you can shoulder is bra straps.
Forget the ranks, there’s no way this dude is beatin me.
Cuz in this battle.. you’re not better than no2.. like Creatine.
Ya lines ain’t fresh.. and dunny I bet that you knew.
Ya good ones are recycled Orbit..
.. and I don’t mean gum that’s already been chewed.


YoungPhillyBoul: i got a early christmas present
YoungPhillyBoul: carebear slippers
HENSizaking: haha who got you it
YoungPhillyBoul: my moms

You’re gay bro, I hate to call you it tho.
Don’t worry about comin out to ya parents ..
.. based on that shit I think they already know.

John Hensley wins 3rd RBL Championship

[David Lama]

RBL Champion John Hensley vs. Mets
12-31-2005

Mets

ima bout to be 2-0 against a 'text legend'.

listen..
u heard of me but dont say a word to me
cuz i'll bust off a tommy, john
..that aint got shit ta do wit arm surgery
n id fuckin pull it, then ud have a bullet ta duck
even though you couldnt be hot
..in the shower after tha toilet was flushed
u should retire, how do heads admire shit this kid wrote
wen not even comin up to Parcells ur verses
..thats a sign that ur dickrode
^ n u so fake, forget life my knife'll poke face
u'll end up like the cowboys
..cuz u defintley wont be deciding ur own fate
me n rib shoulda been closer but fuck that whore yo
when i say a rib got dicked
.. i mean thats how far it went wen i stuck it up in your hoe
now its a fact that hens isnt fat but hey, yo ...i knew it
he's still 'the biggest loser' i ever met
..n mets' dont need a gameshow to prove it
u got alotta high's, man but u aint dumb hot john
last weeks champ match was like the heisman
..the way Young got robbed
seen ur profile, just for somethin to do probaly
i read that u were a 'fun lovin dude'
..then i realized i read that shit under hobbies
ur supposed beat me, easy but ima steal one cuz
while u drop the ball about 24 hours fore the real one does

new champ, real talk.

vs.

John Hensley

remember this...

Originally Posted by John Hensley

I asked for 16, but 24'll just give you more misses.
In rap you always drop the ball...
... to make up for the fact that yours didn't.

Originally Posted by Mets

i know you hot and all and you real tight
but you gonna drop the ball.
..and make up for the fact yours didnt in real life

I'm surprised,
Not about how fast you get your verse done.
But that ya dropped another ball line..
... after you already fuckin bit my FIRST one.
7-1. luck at best, this supposed to be a fuckin test?
Dude, you're jackin my lines..
... so it's understandable you've had so much success.
Battle my own ish? I’ll make ya world end, cousin.
Now I gotta beat myself…. and usually ya girlfriend does it.
She told me ya sex life was like a big morbid joke.
And that it was more of a humerus bone than the one of yours i broke.
You'll get hit inta altzheimers if ya talk to Hens.
''1, 2 step'' ain't a dance..
.. it's ya physical therapist teachin ya how to walk again.
I'm bigger lyrically but physically my ass is outsized.
Shit, fatso's wifebeaters could KO the whole cast of Housewives.
I wanted ta pic battle cuz you're so fat and bland, kid.
Talked to Jeff and got turned down due to his lack of bandwidth.
Man, i stay swingin.. an' i hate to expose ya fella.
But once i give a body shot..
.. it'll have ya torso arc enough to make noah jealous.
2 lines a bar is the style that you used ta be choosin kid.
Funny cats said they hate the 3 line ish.. right as you started usin it.

John Hensley keeps the title

[David Lama]

RBL Champion John Hensley vs. Voltron
01-07-2006

Voltron

Im focused maaaaaaaaaaann

Check it,
Yea you call it a keystyle, but what a wack exhibit
I’ll take that freehand by the wrist and straight smack you with it
Attack ya pivot, and sex drives? Im fuckin witty when steerin
While his sexuality Banks to the point he’ll need a 50 appearance
And here’s the facts: I hate feet and this hoe ain’t a man
So I’d kick his ass.. if it weren’t so close to the camel toe in his pants
But im sure he's a virgin, cos a fling with hot freaks?
..When his idea of a bachelor pad comes with special wings to stop leaks
Nigga please, im makin sure that this cat'll get booed
So why school em? when this Major beatin’ll make him a graduate soon
And if you think of his past, nothing pops up, so why bore?
When he's already developed a background that most servers'd die for
So by sayin his skills' in question, what i mean to insist
Is that we wouldn’t put Faith in a Jon,,, if the singer needed to piss
And yall know his style is wack, so why does he still stress it
When his bars so long, most cell phone companys are startin to feel threatened






^And for his picture, everybody'll laugh now
Cos that gangsta lean... is John bendin over for that guy in the background
And speakin of gay, hey look quick!
That aint his hand either.. thas jus his partner gettin a good grip
So look bitch, ya face is ugly and sucks bad
Bet I could make a meal off that tomato face and peach fuzz for a moustache
Wit his stuffed ass, so ima end it cos my worth is apparent
Plus if i wanted a tight opponent, i shoulda battled that shirt that he's wearin





theres 24, match it
and dont feed


chyea

vs.

John Hensley



LOL, that’s you?

Nooo joke ya’ll, take a look at this damn guy.
He didn’t let me know this was a pic battle... now I understand why.
If ya check the fake grill ya know this vets hopes’r slim.
After I knock out his teeth i’ma use em’ to wrap my leftovers in.
Expect us to think they’re real?.. so damn fake it’s a crime.
It’s easy to tell when the flash on the cam barely creates any shine.
Look at ya puffed up cheeks, it’ll be easy to murder you early.
Got game retailers goin wild. the black, ghetto version of Kirby.
Fuuuck.. 8 lines on ya face.. I seriously have ta stop it.
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.. Okay, I’m back now, sorry for the pause ya’ll.. I had to vomit.
Been readin up on my shit so I know that you fear it.
Quriosity killed a cat?.. too bad folk tales don’t convert over to lyrics
Ya disses?.. man, you really think they can hit me?
Cuz when I start swingin...
... you’ll spin Outta Control.. and you don’t DJ for 50.
You got a nice attire it’s sad all my lines require gore though.
Cuz I’ll connect with a clothesline that’ll dry your entire wardrobe.
Made the champ match, but I gotcha rhymes in doubt.
I don’t deserve an Oz. of appreciation..
... but you should probably give him some for signing out.
^Lines a bit played, but I dropped it to connect the two.
Too bad I didn’t post 1st.. voters woulda known what to expect from you.
I was with ya bitch, and straight up murderin the game.
It’s why I’m droppin a late flow..
.. and uhhh.. don’t be surprised if your girl does the same.
Pay attention, I ain’t listin’ goodbyes for you dumb geeks.
But Bye the time I’m done.. Q won’t be leavin in.. One, Peace.

John Hensley keeps the title

[David Lama]

RBL Champion John Hensley vs. David Lama
01-14-2006

50 Cent vs. Tupac

..vs..

David Lama = Tupac

John Hensley = 50 Cent

Match Rules:
Both opponents must diss the other's role, John Hensley (50 Cent) must diss Tupac (David Lama) and David Lama (Tupac) must diss 50 Cent (John Hensley), and both must diss as their character, this is a role playing match. have fun kids. both will be judged on how well they dissed the other rapper tupac/50 cent. both may use different pics of the rappers if they choose to do so.

David Lama



^look at this faggot ass nigga.


check it..
Makaveli style son.


"I love you like a fat kid love cake" - 50 Cent

^that’s one of ya best lines?.. I’ll try to fall back
they used to call ME simple so I don’t know what to call that
Loyalty to the game was my last album, it had fans on they knees stupid
while your Loyalty to the Game made him up and leave leave G-unit
fragile bitch, no matter where ya go you’ll be in harms way
some call you the next me.. so Im makin sure I dont reincarnate
how can you be successful? we all know ya queer
I was Lucky in Poetic Justice, but you been Lucky ya whole career
G unit = black power plus ya stay inviting more dudes
but 1st Em & now Hens?, whats with white guys writing for you?
you fuck with cops, & I’ll leave a snitches corpse in awe
dude, I’m a force in Outlawz.. while you just be out enforcin’ laws
you got shot 9 times and never had a gal son
sure u’ve had better dayz in the past but that was just my Album
Hens coulda stayed champ, now he’ll wanna get ridda ya
u’ll be the reason a Man loses his belt.. like when you undress Olivia
so the media could claim your gay and there’d be no friction
Man, Juice was my best movie..
^and ^those two words describe your addiction

Originally Posted by MCQuriosity last week vs. hens

Attack ya pivot, and sex drives? Im fuckin witty when steerin
While his sexuality Banks to the point he’ll need a 50 appearance

hens beat dude last week, ^that cant be true then!, sike.
Q wasnt lying., in Fact hens pretended to be 50 just to prove him right

I win.
All eyez on me.

vs.

Nothing

David Lama wins the belt and signs out to mod the League