History Of The RBL Title Match...

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RBL Championship Match: 1. Blackdef 16-2 vs 2. Scientz 18-4

Scientz:

u swayin ass muh fucka... stop instant messaging for wins niccuh!!!

fuck waiting...lets go

Richard Corey is Living Proof, that def u havent fooled me
those r two that shoulda had blackbelt...
like Chuck Norris n Bruce Lee
nobody feels ya tracks, stupid...im tellin ya blacks useless
ya skills so in question,
they've added an interrogation room to rapmusic
i get crowds going, but for def, its a haphazard to cheer tho
everything about em has to be negative,
like counting backwards from zero
u cant get outta this fight, cuz i know ur shook of that
death's the only outlet,
thats why all the cords n machines r hooked to black
ur overweight, at this rate...soon u'll be gettin buried
ya body has no definition,
forget the gym, get this muh fucka a dictionary
told u ya sloppy, so yea u'd eat me in a few seconds
if nordic tracks were real cuts,
i'd request u make about two records
its not u were in the army, its cuz ya grill suffered
people call u private,
cuz they dont want ya ass having their real number
this pervert works in a zoo, dog they shoulda banished u
goat-tease is not facial hair,
its a strip show u have wit the animals
yeah u got a win last week, but my bars are iller
im more than double the proof,
thats comparing whiskey to bacardi silver
ur easy game man, im quick to fold a target
if wackness was 'weeded out,
u'd have more roaches around than Joe's Apartment
stop poppin shit, tryna impress wit fake rhymes man
if u talk before the nine, it'll cost u, like daytime plans
i watch chappelle show, n whites were sayin this wit me
when it comes to rap,
i hate all blacks shit like clayton bigsby

gimmie tha fuckin title!!!!

Blackdef:

Ayio..
I’d say don’t shit yaself, but ya know I pack a slaughterin verse
leavin ya merked... sittin in ya own pew as if you farted in church
If it wasn’t for cheerleaders I wouldn’t even show ‘em tha goods
This flamin fag’s dickriders are roastin marshmallows over his wood
Sci's future looks Dem..Ik, after all that shit he's popin to Def
I’ll shit on this 'two too' like ballet dancers not watchin their step
Ya flows loathed, and those shows you called live wasn’t loud
You must be ya only fan... all I heard was a Sci from the crowd
I’m grittier, my punches wittier, plus my flows nasty
I got this shit down to a sciencz as if Resin showed last week
low and behold he's played, surprised he showed to get slayed
it’s 'Weird Sciencz' didn’t bring Gary and Wayat, he’s so bitch made
Sci, you aint hood sucka, with a switchblade I would gut ya
leave ya en-trails hangin like you hicks do in the woods fucka
you overused Resin’s 3 bar scheme son, that's truly hopeless
think his style works for you? that verse must be it’s two weeks notice
Ya camp instructor raped you but get over it doofis, ya grown
Boy scouts cross yur mind.. cause ya concepts too old to do it alone
you're straight ass, who'd wana see ya borin flipped shit
Their lookin forward to more pooh than Tigger, Eeyore, and piglet
get a grip bitch, beating Black takes a lot more than effort
All science brings to the tables a periodic el-ment for his record
ever since you got internet, yur never seen out the house
You’d grab life by the balls, but that’s just to clean out ya mouse
muh'fucka

Scientz Beats Blackdef & Takes The Title From Blackdef After 3 Weeks Of Defending It Successfully

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RBL Championship Match - 1. Scientz 19-4 vs. 2. I. Deal 21-3

I. Deal

you aint as hard as me, nigguh ya whole styles rented
i mean, i could break my bars in 3...
.... but id say enough people bite resin.
i know it aint halloween yet, but if need be durrty -
ill have white sheets up over ya head about 3 weeks early
& if you step on a personal level? ill bring the force like 'nam
... slugs'll give ya back issues, like the source dot com
& sci aint neva gon have sumthin on cd for us -
his ass get kicked offa tracks quicker then graffiti artists.
kid is just horrible, and what only some would know
is that i beat this same resin biter in this match, 6 months ago
claim some dirt on me? you must be hittin the crack hard
you aint got shit up ya fuckin sleeve but some hidden trackmarks.
get off them drugs nigguh. ya shit is startlingly garbage
i cant tell if its bad grammar, hood slang... or ur just partially retarded.
tang put up numbers in every state, like electoral colleges
nigguh, i'll have docs puttin shocks to ya chest like male electrolysis.
i promise this. duke aint real wit those rhymes he spittin
i mean, it dont take some kinda star wars junkie to know scientz fiction.
so what you really trynna say? my hand game is past savage
fuck a pool of blood. your mouth & nose'll be sprayin grand rapids.
its damn tragic, i know. but you shouldnt test those waters
chokeholds'll have you passin out quicker then the west coast offense.
so dont fuck wit me. 'you prolly better off no showin'
thats another hollow-tip ^.......... to match the ones my forty-fo's throwin.
dogg, you aint shit to me. whatever you do is likely actin
sci sound like he from the 5th ward.... or whichever one is psychiatric.
& his friends aint neva home, when he call em on the phone
they run some fuckin screen 'n rolls that rival stockton & malone.
so next week, if you want the power ranks amountin to niceness
just start with the best heads... & eventually u'll have it down to a scientz.


-Deal.

Scientz

lets go...


if u were a computer major, u'd be living lavish, man
but ur idea of soft-wear, is pink silk tops with satin pants
sci is dope, but thats only if this lame did not know
so ideal will die from an over-dos, like tres n cuatro
he aimed at me, n yeah i was preparing to run
but he forgot that his only clip,
is busy holding his hair in a bun
wit that smell u giving off, noboby could ride wit chu
some need odor eaters,
u should put an actual somalian inside ya shoe
im the secret weapon, carrying a tech with tha beam
so i can get my shot off, without nobody setting a screen
before death he wasnt stingy, people'd take em for fortunes
was very free-hearted,
which means u wont have to pay for his organs
ya whole team's scared of me, they all will get slaughtered
cuz im know for startin, shit...i never been a bench warmer
deal's not on my level, n definately not gettin there
so when they ask can I C you,
he'll be getting checked into intensive care
even tho he rides ya sack, u still aint next to dope
this battles a no-brainer,
thats why u'll be counting on a headless vote
check ya complextion, he's black as hell, skin is rediculous
if kids came out n seen this shadow,
they'd swear winter was ending
peep the hit stick n playmaker control, on the new Madden
EA perfected the freestyle, but its a shame that u havent
drugs ruin appearance, but ya moms swears she hot still
if cocaine is nose candy,
she'd be the first bitch wit cavities in her nostrils
admit that ur illiterate, cuz deal u'd do better wit help
judges should sentence u to death,
cuz u cant put one together ya self
i'll kill u for playing that wack shit, deal c'mon try me
n the only tape i'll listen to,
is yellow ones surrounding the crime scene
i never gave rap my all, dont be gettin misled
he'll know i went 80 percent,
but thats when the four-fifths to his head

He's Done!!!!!

Scientz Retains His Title, To Defend Next Week

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RBL Championship Match: 1. Scientz 20-4 vs 2. Eyedill 14-2

Scientz:

aight bobby digital aka eyedill

i see i gotta beat chu again huh?? lets get it poppin!!!


i'll admit u were dope before, u'd show up tight for battles
but u havent been nice in ages,
that are now old enough to buy tobacco
better grab ya heat, u'll need a new glock kid
or i'll leave digital, underground...faster than tupac did
whether guns or tha mouth, what im spittin is damaging
i'll send so many shots in the male,
Bobby'll be charged for shipping n handling
stop sprayin ya wig wit moisturizer, ya hair is not dry
if i spent that much time on the curls,
i'd have bigger forearms than Popeye
his gay voice makes me question the balls on dis niccuh
it's pitched so high,
its left the strike zone and purposely walked the hitter
dill's supposed to be good? yall were so misled
he was projected ill, but it was my film in the overhead
my blade game's viscious, dont gotta put tech's to u
u'll die from a razor's edge,
then i'll proceed to hit u wit the wrestling move
all ya peoples obese, taking away ya next meal'd hurt
hopefully it runs in ya family,
cuz yall can use some treadmill work
u dont really need to meet Simon or Paula in person
if u wanna be the next eyedill,
just use some weak punches wit horrible wording
ur mad ugly, u'd make the average broad frown, man
u've taken enough mase hits,
to put the preacher on top of soundscan
u try intimidating crowds, they're gettin bored n wreckless
n we finally stand up for ourselves,
then start walking towards the exit
i knew u were snitching, the jakes tryna stop my flow
claiming this is pre-meditated murder,
cuz i thought of these lines a while ago
dont be comfortable in ya crib, i keep a pound wit me often
n slugs can turn a living-room, into a house full of corpses
Dill now wears extensions, to try n get his wrap tighter
what yall aint know?
bob-n-weave go together, like the strategies of fast fighters
i only carry automatics, when i clap yall pricks
n the bullets go three n out, their like a bad offense

chea!!!

Eyedill:

gimme the fuckin title..

ayo,
the war going on is causin stress, let me draw the case
i thought Iraq had alot of holes, but then i saw ya face
for real tho, how u get bitches in the clubs?
when u got more red dots on ya face than 50 does
wanna understand why i'm known today?
cuz i'm an inch from being way blown.. & ur an inch from being blown away
we battled once in the past, so bitch please
u'll die in the same chair u needed after that incident, like Chris Reeve
i quit drugs, & made the truth my alliance
cuz fact is, the only dope worth shooting is scientz
& i'd rather not talk about ya fashion, i don't wanna expose ya kind
but i'll put a big enough gap on ya chest, to take over the clothin line
the people have spoken, they want real flows
& they never said u're bananas..
they we're just hintin at what u use for dildos
u should do some research, u'll prolly find
that my alias isn't what u think, so there goes ya bobby lines
da fuck kinda name is scientz?! i'll beat u & laugh between spits
cuz after this thrashing, u'll be losin under names like maff & englysh
bitch.. it's time to prove ya grade
i told scientz to bring his razor to a fight, & he brought the movie blade
dude is lame.. u ain't shit, i'll kill u guy
i'll slay u so quick- ppl will think saint nick just flew by
i can fill up a book with my accomplishments, they're endless
but if i wrote one about yours, it'd be less than a sentence
i guess u are finished.. my keyboard game got u spun like propellers
& just cuz u write ya rhymes in the attic, doesn't make u a top cellar
that shit will NOT help ya.. plus my flow's tighter
i don't know whether to diss u for writing that verse, or ya ghostwriter
so stop actin hard.. u skinny as my sister
u ain't got muscle tone.. & if u do.. it's between a soft moan or whisper!

fuck outta here..

Scientz Retains His Title To Defend Next Week

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RBL Championship Battle: 1. Scientz 21-5 vs 2. Doc Richards 11-1

Scientz:

East Round 2: 2. Doc Richards vs 7. Savir

are u fuckin serious????

i'll give u props, before u start blatantly dissin me
cuz last week u mocked my style perfectly,
.....minus the creativity
but thats besides the fact, im still rippin this jerk
cuz in my eyes,
u caught a savir beating, so i'll just finish his work
he has a lotta things i dont got, i know ya shocked, huh?
like periods, menstrual cramps n mood swings
.....but talents not one
c'mon dog ur fuckin wack, i'll tell u simple n plain
i'll admit richard's nice, when corey's at the end of ya name
listen niccuh, i dont be gettin worried
cuz if ya k's clap,
i'll bring a gauge back, like the father on pet semetary
the jeans u wear, only bad bitches or faggots rock em
an ~~~~~ a day keeps the doc away?
hell nah...this dude loves some ~~~~~ bottoms
sorta like a rock group, when droppin u bastards
got guns n roses,
but the flowers for the top of ya casket
shots flippin ya team, blood'll drip on the scene
just peep my record,
thats the ratio of heat...to the niccuhs i'll bring
u dont use firearms, said that u poppin?...u damn liar
just bats some of the time, like daily cycles of vampires
they wonder if me n nelly crossed over, were hot targets
cuz i got my eagle on,
n used it so much...im now considered a pop artist
seen the stains on ya shirt, n i thought the tool sprayed
but kids from the ghetto know,
u cant rock white tees..when ya heart pumps kool-aid
start choking ya throat, till he begins to slob n yell
n leave doc's body so blue,
that he starts getting chased round by gargamel
stay rockin girl gear, now u wearin ya best thong
but he's still considered mail,
cuz he gets sent to niccuhs house wit ad-dress on
kids endin up in the river, thinkin they flow harder
n put a dock in the water, like most boat harbors

it's over!!!! match me

holla at cha boy

Doc Richards:

North Round 2: 2. Scientz vs 7. Stick's Ghost

are u fuckin serious????


u dont use firearms, said that u poppin?...u damn liar
just bats some of the time, like daily cycles of vampires

dude....wow




sci's not as good as ppl say, this dude is done
you might not be a monster, but u sure as fuck can lose to one
its like a bunch of potheads made ur style...im tired of this gay clown
cuz all ya concepts...
its just a bunch of User's, hyped up with Resin line breakdowns
that line should hurt^^...cuz fuck ya style, work on ya timin' first
if i wanted to read an example of every textcee's style...id read an Island verse
and sci only does text, you know we'll laugh at you
cuz his voice cracks windows, more than hackers do
you aint winnin...fuck ya ploy kid, it's Doc ya facin
fuck scientz...watch me drop the subject like annoying conversations
this boy aint down to take it, fuck this bastard, dude...
Im Doc...your Scientz...homie, i already Mastered you
alotta riders mixed up, but no talent to boast...
ya voters are such sheep, i fall asleep while countin their votes
gun this, gun that, hes thinkin his guns clap?..somethings iffy..
fuck this hunchback, his guns snap when you say somethin pretty
posted once, then again, im gettin alot of the same hunches
but how the hell you edit ya verse..
and miss all of the lame punches?
my shit'll get deducted, i gotta mind the votes
how in the world could i match you
if i cant tell how many lines you wrote...



ITS OVAH

BLING BLING GANGSTA TALK

WORD YO SWALLA BACK



lol, gluck champ

Doc Richards Beats Scientz & Becomes A 2x RBL Champion

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RBL Championship Match: 1. Doc Richards (12-1) vs. 2. ill nik-A (17-4)

Doc Richards:

YOU
LOSE
NOW


the day he (Ill Nik-a) wins the title is the day hell freezes over- Username


i crippled all others, so you're the next lock
when i give you a halo too
and it aint got shit to do with an x box
already gettin votes against, ya loss is just dull
the underdog aint gettin shit this time
homie this aint opshins and skull
wishin he nice, newbies, theres summin yall should know
weve fucking battled twice
.......he still hasnt managed to get a vote
one foot in the grave, straight up im beatin his health
nice guys finish last
so i guess ya charity work speaks for itself
he wanna brag about shags, lemme stop this silly hoe
cause you more anti-bush than the fuckin mosh video
even ya names a fake, he cant bling fluent
but i guess mediocre latino aint have the same ring to it
the damage is done, so its prolly best to end the lines
cause you gotta write for ya tourny battle
oh wait....nevermind




i dont mean to be gay dude, but im disallowing the hate votes from Opshins and EmceeButtafli that i know im gonna get



thnx


gluck dude

ill nik-A:

We all know about Island but it’s a little confusing now
Hmm…cuz u went from being wack to champ with User’s style
truth is wild, & u getting punched, cut, & dropped, punk
but wtf is Doc gonna do now that Young Buck’s locked up
All sought, chump...cuz everybody’s already seen ur lame sh!t
u wait to Friday to post
cuz u need the approval from everyone on ya AIM list
u put Super to shame kid, fake b!tch actin like ur sh!t’s impressive
but in reality u only felt by ion, Camber, God Speed & Demik
every win's in question, but u need to keep tryin
cuz Doc doesn’t work miracles its just a miracle he beat Scientz
I mean violence, cuz u a nobody that noone'll mourn kid
cuz Michael Moore's the most reasonable man in Canada...
& we ignore him
we not supportive, but then again yall have no military its a fact duke
so how u gonna beat nik when u coming unarmed like Roman statues
get attacked dude, U.S.A style but wont ask if breathing
It took u a year to be Champ & u didn’t even last a weekend

Doc Richards & ill nik-A Tie.

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RBL Championship Match: 1. Doc Richards 13-1 vs. 2. ill nik-A 18-4 vs. 2.5 Ideal 24-4

ill nik-A

My pic’s 5 years or older so why would the dissing hurt
when Ideal’s hat is a hole away from fitting him as a mini skirt
serious herbs, don’t know why u tryin be down
cuz Doc’s the biggest nerd & he’d be the toughest guy in ur crowd
lies all around, yall cant run my block or hell even talk like u hard
cuz yall’d last as long as Sooper & Logic running the RBL…
without it falling apart!
call it an art, how Doc masters his AIM list & make his wins last
cuz its not an easy operation but Paris Hilton wants her lips back
don’t know what yall trying to live as…
cuz ur rapping’s not soothing & I cant even hear none of the booing
but don’t need the people in Tang’s background to ask wtf are u doing
in need of some schooling, no mics, & especially hoods of no kind
cuz we know the truth
that comes outta rooms filled with pink flowers & sunshine
nuff lies, Demik’s not a clever geek but I.deal isnt much better, see
cuz when I mean business…nik is the biggest thing he's ever seen
yaul never be…as skilled as ill no need askin who’ll be champion this week
cuz Tang’s still performing but already pointing at where his ranking’ll be
laughing at these, black? white? these nerds don’t know
cuz its like they both lost their identities & inverted clothes

I.Deal

this shit is fucked up

honestly nik, how u gon claim u straight today?
ya smirk is bisexual
and ya wristwear look like the admission to a gay parade
so if you don’t want ya teeth in a fixture
don’t be breathin a whispa
cuz i can understand not being ill… but u not even a nikka
that’s fucked up… & i aint just hatin on ya race
cuz beyond a buncha black heads
i think theres now a multi cultural nation on ya face
& demik? i think i understand why ur more hostile
u look like a deformed fossil
it musta been a fucked up life growin up with 4 nostrils
plus u lookin bulky in that swelled hood
is ya health good?
look like u’d chase a pita harder then that nigguh denzel could
ya i know dissin demik is lame, id rather piss in the wind
but I cant go back to nik now
that’s too tempting of a position for him
plus doc look like big country...... the rural version
aint sure what he a doc of
but the way he fix up brains, im guessin a neural surgeon
you fuckin wit raw deal, so you out ya class geeks
go slap some ass cheeks
neither of u good enough to win.. yall learned that last week
so dont ever take the don for a joke
or ill be stompin ya throat
yall get out of line even ONCE.. ya heart monitors wont


eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasy.

Doc Richards

Nik, this our fourth battle by my count
a picture's worth a thousand words?
i musta called you ugly at least that many times now
but ya third try at the title? you lame kid
for christ's sakes...
he couldnt win if i loaned him my AIM list
gettin salty off our battle, ya life's a bore
cause you ugly as fuck
the space between ya hairline & eyes could be DIVIDED by 4
this is just war, that outfit aint a fly set
you only rockin fresh threads...
when no one's replied yet
tang, i went easy last time,you know what i meant b
em won the rap olympics....
but beyold ethiopia's entry
in a scrap, run, everyone bettin you to
cause ya bones are hollow, man
kevin bacon coulda taken lessons from you
aint a thug, with all the shit this guy talks
when his idea of a death trap...
is the fucking cracks in the sidewalk
so what are you messin fairy? this aint necessary
form up a win?
faggot you cant even spell semetary
his lies about ballin? he'll be kiddin soon
cause he use that same bucket hat...
to catch the raindrops in his livin room



blaggidy blah blag

I.Deal Beats Ill Nik-A & Doc Richards & Becomes A 3x RBL Champion.

[U S E R]

I.Deal vs. Premonition/Stickman

Premonition/Stickman

so you producin' now? don't plan on makin a lotta dough
and plus your text is about the quality of Dip's audio
that crew not makin moves, Stick'll nail ya
Effin Godly... nah son, yall put the Effin failure
this homo-thug tries.. too hard, he got a dumb mind
& they Monster's wit is inversely related to tang's gun lines
mine's truth, what you say should make you reconsider
so I'm not gonna talk guns with you..
'cause they say you can't bullshit a bullshitter
see me face to face, I promise I'll knock this niqqa out
I can see the bitch in-tangible,
makes sense... women are impossible to figure out
I lay groundwork for perfect plots, silently I creep
and I.deal death... like dying in your sleep
look, dog, I've studied religion, for what it's worth
and any chance of original Sin ends at birth
talkin like you winnin kid you not seein with clear vision
cuz I'm always right, Tang's more like the mirror image

was in a rush, i'm out.

I.Deal

aiyo,
i read ya verse. i cant find a line thats sick
ya only real personal
is a link to some thread where you ride my dick
u kinda lookin like the guy from 'saw' wit blonde hair
aint got a clue who you facin
and you cant really explain how you got here
i mean, 20 lines wit deal? dogg, change ya gameplan
the flow is ruthless
i leave stickmen merked quicker then games of hangman
ay, dont blame tang.. blame ya inexcusable face
judgin from the beatings this ugly stick give out
rm must be a beautiful place
move? u'll get maced.. if im talkin, then u listen
its weird, last week i had visions of a real contender
turned out it was only a premonition
now u talkin bout names? dont waste ya silly bars
we'd talk about yours
but were not exactly sure who you really are
& when it comes to audio, you got excess weak shit
took one glance
and i can tell why ya soundclick page is bess kept a sekret
so dont be actin a thug, cuz ill leave u hackin up blood
back of the snub do like bad dishwashers
the way it put a crack in ya mug
get slapped the fuck up, kid i run ur whole shit
one punch'll put you out in longer daze then summer solstice.

eassssssssy.

I.Deal Wins, Retains Title

RBL CHAMPIONSHIP: 1. I.Deal (26-4) vs. 2. Shadows Edge (17-4)

shadow's edge

ThaSinsEar: yo.. i thought you won that battle... i got ridden to the w
ThaSinsEar: lol

see i'm dope, shit's not trusted i know
but while you try to justify d/r, its my win justify show
ya truly nothing, we see ya chances dropping
cuz i'll put zero down, & i ain't talking financing options
^ see im good with money, you just generally feeble
's why i got a dope credit line... & you credit dope line to other people
but im feeling generous, so i might just hollar ya way
and hopefully i can still sponsor your ass for under a dollar a day
thin bitch still alive, best thank ya lucky stars
cuz your life hangs by a thread... when your on the fucking monkey bars
& you say you pull ladies, makes me laugh madly g
cuz the last "O, T" you got... involved time and a half salary
& ya high pitched voice is taking its toll now
you got atonement for ladies.. best have apologies for the whole crowd
ya audios that bad, 's why you'll fall to better
cuz tang ain't just off the hook, he's kept off the track alltogether
hybrind angel win? i doubt it...
shit that whole cruso washed up, they wrote a book about it

I.Deal

come on nigguh, be real

kill the gay shit, you lost cause you need a facelift
why the fuck else do you think ugly textcees use fake pics?
i aint predictin ya future, its been proven ya lame
look at ya grill...
only thing under your 8 ball, is a torched up spoon and a flame
ya set ups is trash, ya wordplays are the biggest forces
you aint stiff competition, those are just symptoms of riggamortis
and i bet you had buck teeth, as a younger fellow
its too bad ya moms couldnt afford much more under the pillow
but for this lazy dirtbag? i wouldnt cough up a cent
look like his get up and go......actually just got up and went
go get ya face scrubbed, and change to a fresh T
cuz u aint neva faced muff.....
and shit aint gon change much next week
forget hunting heads, im rippin ya guts instead
my knife could be a fucking antique...... itll still be cutting edge
come on homey, ya bitch is enormous - & futhermore
her menstrual pads got bigger wings then prehistoric birds of war
plus ya friends aint neva home when u call em on the phone
they run some fucking screen n rolls that rival stockton & malone
so nigguh quit frontin like you let them thangs go
when you cry yaself to sleep so much, ya nightligh projects a rainbow

eaaaaasy

Deal Wins, Retains title

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RBL Championship Match: 1. I.Deal (27-4) vs. 2. Doc Richards (21-2)

Doc Richards:

tangy/
be/
sick/
so/
hes/
not/
showin/
i/
guess/
too/
bad/
ill/
post/
a
real/
verse/
if/
he/
does/
,/
tomorrow/

I.Deal:

No Shows

Doc Richards Becomes Fill In Champ

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1. Doc Richards (22-2) vs. 2. John Hensley (14-2) vs. 2.5 Premonition (13-3)

Premonition:

shit's a popularity contest..

let the dickriding commence, yall need to get ya head's right
I came to battle, you 2 are competing for Prom King on a web site
someone shoulda told Demik canadian kids'll get killed
cause that Eh game he's bringing ain't got shit to do with skill
this chubby bastard won't make it through the storm
if there's a method to madness...
it explains why Demik's reaction to losing is so fuckin uniform
...and John's more like a fuckin slutty bitch
or secret service for the vice pres., he's known to sec-ure dick
fuck it, I'm the one who's style you jock you goof, damn..
& I'm the one takin it back to basics while John's still in boot camp
now back to Akademik, for real this cat's so lame
all his aliases are the reason for half of these wack no names
John thought I would be the chicken in this match
someone shoulda told Hen not to count his eggs before they hatched
this Richards kid is sensitive, he got a total bitch style
n' I done pissed off the Doc so much... I use the bridge now

John Hensley:

Okay.
You ain't a champ, everybody knows this kid's weak.
Cuz if AIM ever got stopped....so would his win streak.
^^True or not? either way you'll get murdered sooner.
Cuz i'll strangle you with the grape vine..
..and confrim the rumors.
No skills, no girls, it can't be shown any clearer.
See, i got puss all over me...
...but then again so does your mirror.
Mr. 'won every tourney'...what an accomplishment.
Still the only check you ever got, came out positive.
As for stick?
Next line i'll list his skills, cuz i respect his rhymes.
He's:
....hmmmm wait a second......nevermind.
Demik? harder to take down, but yea....he's bad
But all i gotta do to get stick to drop is hand him kneepads.
Demik loves himself, but he'll leave with ruptured health.
You're ya biggest dickrider...so no point tellin u to fuck yourself.
You ain't a problem, honestly, dude's a distraction.
Whenever i try to sum up your verses...
...i wind up doin subtraction.
Just give me the title, i'm a force that you can't stop.
Stick just wants to take demiks belt....to see his pants drop.
Enough of ya'll. i'm droppin this bitch, cuz you're through.
Sorry for the ass rippin stick...maybe Doc'll stitch it for you.

Doc Richards:

THE CHAMP IS HERE

survival of the fittest, John's what extinction's for
only way you'll see 'Star dumb' is if I'm drunk & I don't drink no more- from Monstar's original verse

WHAT.THE.FUCK.LMAO



this kids honestly tryin? he aint tellin shit..
for fucks sake
he posted on a specific name to make one of his lines relevant
mon's the faggot in battle, known to throw a bitch or two
my cliches are winnin battles?
that canadian line clinched it for you
blowin ya welfare on net connects, you aint smart kid
when you pinch a penny so much
your account wanna press sexual assault charges
mon's gettin put under wraps, you get smothered and hit
fuckin loser
most publicity on the name? when you gave blood's brother the shit
john'll be gunnin, but in the end will be ghost ill bet
Cause runnin from competiton's, the only workout he gets
you aint got punches to land, miss and get beat
cause im pissin all over the john- like i forgot to lift the seat
stick to the text, its best, we dont want this geeks noise
you unknown
last time i saw the name, it was votin for me at b-boys
everyone else get respect naturally, no need to make that stiffer
so while john differs and begs
--the rest of us just beg to differ



now gimme back my belt

John Hensley - 5 Votes
Doc Richards - 2 Votes
Premonition - 1 Vote

John Hensley Wins His First Title.

[-Oz-]

RBL Champion John Hensley Vs Ibeechufarensquare

Ibeechufarensquare
n!ggaz frontin in the predictions like I aint already shut this ni!gga out


11. John Hensley 9-0 vs 12. Ibeechu Farensquare 16-6








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before the link...u saw JH record 'n thought he was packed wit rawness
......now that just means ur boy beech gave Johnny half his loses
and his success is a fluk..this nig think his rappin is ill
'dis-guise the limit' is not inspiration..but a cover up of his actual skill
and he mad at me still..he exposed me and I cant stand it
i fingered his girl durin her period and he caught me red handed
ur poor white trash bitch with busted whips that stall up
u wont see John driving ranges unless he's got his golf clubs
u see....I got You, some rope, a noose, and a tree to play wit
if u want that line 'to be continued'...then Imma leave ya hangin
ur basic u got many problems with writin, get ur text right
when I said broad-in ur horizons I wasn't forcastin ur sexlife
they like to compare us like ~~~~~s and oranges...when theres no use
but Johnny boy just likes hearin his name associated wit produce
surround u wit bullet holes dude, to make u cry and yell
'n make no bones about it...when I put one in his wig like side show mel
i cant predict the battles outcome or steal cleo's shine
but i'll crack ur skull wit a hardcover...open the book..then read ur mind
kid, u aint movin in life, it makes me so sick I vomit
even ur window of opprotunity got parkin tickets on it
I forget to comment...CONGRATS...on winning the title from Doc Rich
ur officially the first one STILL considered a noname after u got it
gettin writers block kid...so I threw him in quicksand while he's thinkin
and told him to stay there until the concepts started to sink in
so lose by a margin..u stink bitch....suck it in wit ur fake clout
cause we all know John neva chills...but his gut likes to hang out
u'll plans will neva play out.....in fact I bet u'll will fumble fast
I got this kid under control and I aint talkin bout rumble packs

John Hensely
Okay.
Mr. Cliché. Played lyrics. watch me fuckin blaze ya.
N’ Beech’ll be fucked up worse than the ones in asia.
RIP Reggie White; but i'ma keep clappin ya kid.
And i'll be killin those Lines...sorta like sleep apnea did.
You'll get wrecked and shot, fuck the respect you got.
First time i read you...i thought i was playin connect the dots.
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You got hope for more, but don’t mention ya visions.
Cuz if my window of opportunity got parkin tickets…
…then yours was in a head on collision.
So fuck ya rhymin shit, but i admit: you're quite the vet.
Got the most wins in the league....but aint won a title yet.
^^HA; so I’ll drop this kid, till the prick is senseless.
By the time I get 22 wins, I’ll already have 6 defenses.
So fuck LM, muthafucka’s just a wanna be text geek.
...oh oops: sorry Beech...guess i thought it was next week.
Word: you beat me once, but that typa shit is the rarest.
So after this i'll claim Ibeechu...unlike his original parents.
You got thrown in the garbage; how’s this fag respected.
Cuz from the looks of that verse..……you haven’t left it.
You’re poor as fuck; so I’ll talk in laymen’s.
For Christmas I got a 50 inch big screen…
…you got the box it came in.
Look kiddo, I feel the win….when I look at this shit.
I could probably reel you in, when I put a hook to ya lip.
Fuckin knock ya head off, believe what I send.
And notice your brainwaves….
…cuz it ain’t ever gon’ see you again.
So fuck ya riders, actin like they could stand his.
You won’t do a self portrait….but you’ll face the canvas.
You ain’t hurtin me. Ain’t got any shit I like.
True, you’ll bring the champ pagne…
…but not until midnight strikes.
Title changing hands? Nah, be happy for makin it here.
Cuz after tonight…the only thing that’ll change is the year.

[-Oz-]

RBL Champion John Hensley vs LM

LM
Don't know me?...John?...well guess what


I ain't no lier, son..ya seen me and have read what I've written too
truth is....i'm really FRACTURE..
don't lie, u just jizzed ur pants...didn't you
U would love that though, but quit wishin, ur a pawn
Cuz even when Im not in the washroom, im still shitting on the John
U aint part of no army, its clear im winning by cranking bolder
Dude wouldn't rap ‘major, if he was a high ranking soldier
Ur a pure flop, in only one way, lyrically, ud be armed, see
All of his verses ‘tank so much, hes a thret to the US army
Dude lives on sex hotlines, thats fate i state
While I rep the 416, this pathetic slob's reppin 888
Spittin flow into his ears is what this dude wants, see..
He'll be drownin in brilliance when I turn his brainwaves into tsunamis
I come godly, you better pray for hope and survival
I'll put a ‘passage way through ur head, and I aint quotin the bible
^Don't get it? better not gimme a dumb stare
Sure hes the best thing from b-boys, he's also the only kid from there
I was prepared for this, cause I knew I couldn't act delerious
Wait...Hensley?...WHAT?
Holy Shit ur not John Dough! and to think i just took you serious!
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Originally Posted by john hensley
So fuck LM, muthafucka’s just a wanna be text geek.

^In his battle with Ibeechu, let me just say it was rude too
But thanks for writing about me, before I even knew you
& I'm the text geek? kid rarely sees tits, so ya better see,
the only time he does
This weirdo turns his head sideways and gets turned on by the letter B
Im killin u quick with thrilling, swift ends
Cause Im bout to sley hen
^and i aint talkin about flippin his name, or killing chickens



nucca.

John Hensley

thought you were better...



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Originally Posted by .LM.
truth is....i'm really FRACTURE..


You said you were Frac, i ain't done with the throne.
But i will call you fracture...
...after i do it to every one of your bones.
See i got a sixth sense for illness that'll make ya doubt.
You're six cents is just the amount in your bank account.
You ain't nothin man, you can't contend with me.
You're just an Alias...
...that Jennifer Garner wouldn't even pretend to be.
Seriously, that verse sucked, but i won't think to fail.
I'll still leave you covered in blood...
..and laugh cuz it matches your fingernails.
Lil scrawny fuck. you're just stupid and scared.
Only time ya curling iron...is when you're doin ya hair.
Ya gettin outpunched, outclassed, and outrhymed too.
You know you're wack, when a Shadow nearly outshined you.
After i rape you, i'll hit ya bitch and i'll be showin the world.
That you fuck n' suck......but guess what....so does your girl.
Won't be done for awhile, no less than a hundred styles.
I'm known to unzip skirts....this net geek's known to unzip files.
Been critics of the league since you entered the game.
I see you wanted to put a stop to the wackness...
...so u put a period at the end of your name.
Shouldn't be playin with John, cuz i'm stayin with bombs.
And i'll put you in check.....like the way i payed for your mom.
Your praying for advice, and you'll let fate guide it.
So God gave you a sign......that was red, white, and 8 sided.
I've graduated from greatness, i'll sell for centuries.
But after readin you..
...i know why they call wack lines LMentary

John Hensley wins and retains championship.