History Of The RBL Title Match...

[-Oz-]

Imperial Vs Dough Jordan

Imperial

You been champ before, but ima embarrass you Dough
All I need is scissors.. since youre the heir to the throne
Ya wack dude.. im too gangsta for you, my gat's huge
When you see it, youll wet yaself... so I wont have to
Leave you holdin ya chest, bleedin profuse
And ima put ya arm in a sling.. to make it easy for you
Noone likes you man.. ya worthless and outta luck
So ima smash ya life.. since you kept it bottled up
Wonder why ya girl left you? She's a great kisser
The bitch didnt wither away... I went away wither
Ima threaten this pussy.. jus to see the bitch cry
Then ill make him say thanks, after he please for his life
DJ's a fuckin square.. so when he gets popped off..
Cops'll outline the corpse, for kids to play hopscotch
Youll be in the hospital.. all shook up, you chump
Cuz I got a pump.. that'll leave you hooked up to one
Son, its time for ya fate
Ya verse sucks..
I had to watch ya hospital screen to find a line that was straight
I dont like b-ball shoes.. so when im buyin some..
Its like this battle... cuz I didnt even try And 1

Dough Jordan

[No Shows]

Imperial is the new R B L Champ

[-Oz-]

RBL Champion Imperial Vs Oneduh

Imperial

Im serious.. this fuckin geek will lose
You learn from experience.. so I know a lot about beatin you
Im teachin you a lesson.. you cant rap like me
Ya verse is in question.. no wonder you cant ask nicely
I steal everyone's bitch.. but your hoe isnt nice
Id only make a dash for ya girl - to show ya dick size
I guess its whats inside that counts
But the only thing behind ya face..
..is the clip I left inside ya mouth
My verses are 10's.. every single line is great son
And when the steaks are high.. you always get A 1
Ya shits played out and useless, ya garbage
Youre a nuisance for starters..
..and you aint spit nuisance youve started
I told you, all I get is 10's
Knew his verse wouldnt score close to that..
..so he took an IQ test instead
You dont know shit, youre a dumbass.. this bros too queer
Kid took the fuckin Pepsi challenge, and chose root beer
Youll leave in a hurse.. ya keys are the worst
Compared to models.. even Tara's a better Reid than ya verse
Remember Imperi-Ill?, thats me you bitch
I made a new name for myself..
..and its the 2nd one ive beat you with

Oneduh

You don't deserve the belt.. the fact is, Dough should have it
I'll take it out of the loops, until it matches your social status
Now you're claiming that this'll be be my second defeat
You never ate One, that's just what your record should be
When he tries to get laid, his girl's like "get away, scram"
While I get her into more positions than a good resume can
The only way to describe Duh is sick & disturbed
I'm known to lose my head in a battle like Nicholas Berg
All of those fake personals will be get beat for sure kid
You got nothin but lie ability, like cheap insurance
That shit won't work this week, Duh's endin ya streak
I'm not bein greedy when I read your verse & ask what's in it for me
Flippin is gay, no wonder you mastered the task
But those old gun lines won't make you a blast from the past
I called you lame from the start, an internet geek
& Imma stick to my guns, like the infa red beam
Honestly,you've gotta be the dumbest guy yet
I could capture your imagination with a butterfly net
Everyone wants to know why they gave the title to Imp
This league's blunt.. so the more you suck, the higher you get

Oneduh wins & becomes 2x RBL Champion!

[-Oz-]

RBL CHamp Oneduh Vs Headless Verseman

Oneduh

Your name's fucked up, don't drop another horrible post on me
Why Headless? you always seemed like more of a nobody
You got killed by Ink, got some cheap votes to win
& I'll prove it by beating you with lines I prewrote for him
When approachin this bad seed, I'll move to the bottom
Where I'll dig up his family tree & get to the root of the problem
Your lines aint long for audio, face it your flow's basic
& that gun talk's like speaking properly, you say it but don't spray it
I'm a vet in the game, you know I'm a pro
Holdin a "will rap for food" sign's your idea of gettin the show on the road
Plus, you already know my writtens is nice
So get right up next to your moniter,
& I'll beat you within an inch of your life
^ Yeah I stretched my format, I know it's out of date
But I didn't wanna make your verse look so out of place
What's the point of a battle? if you try to clown me
I'll expose chi.nks in your armor the size of Yao Ming
My punches'll fold him, when a sweet left's landing
It's the opposite of a dance off, you won't see Head standing
After that, you'll find out I got the worst right too
When I uppercut you so high you get a birds eye view
I always get the last laugh, known to drop hot text
You get the last laugh.. cuz you got the slowest thought process
Thinkin it's over, but the light at the end of the tunnel..
Turned out to be; just another flash of brilliance from OneDuh

;)

Headless Verseman

Oneduh's a patriot, and cuz of that i better be honest
i duno whats being memorialized, veterans or those elderly concepts
decided to settle with nonsense, ur try- u spent it w/ played shit
verse writing isnt your thing Lyri-cold, corny alias making's the extent of your greatness get the fuck off my site, ill kill this bastard farill
maybe u'd be signed Unsigned Hype if the HYPE part was backed w/ some skill
ill beat this kid till the chair breaks
then powerbomb him so bad his spine resembles a staircase
and ill no show if the price is right
if not, ill put a knife to this fags neck an give new meaning to a slice of life
to spare his life, he better offer me cash
or ill beat him so deeply they'll give my battle methods a philosophy class
he's eager to win the title so this bums whore'n
but unless he names that verse a disease there wont even be a run for it
im the best an yet humble, put mirrors on ya chest an the bundle
ya legs together, throw u into the ocean, now reflect on ya struggle
your an emcee? ill back ur work so ur business can leap
an give u a large Advance-
thats not money its the name of who used YOUR lines ORIGINALLY
this chump is king? dont front ya bitch
musics so bad Razors wont bump yo shit
please cuz, u being a millionaire seems dumb
kids got about as much green as the fuckin middle east does
see that ease of flow an wit, this man expected those
instead i saw more predictable hits than last weeks soprano episode
just let it go, its true, u gave it a try
but failed, so long.....sign ya name on the line


hahah

Oneduh wins, signs out, and forfeits title to contendership winner Dough Jordan

[-Oz-]

RBL Champion Dough Jordan vs Headless Verseman

Dough Jordan


verseman's washed up, these days ya whole pull is lacking/
ur the worst thing on the net since sandra bullock's acting/
who cares about ur muscles, ya pics just homo proof/
that ur a flash in the pan, I'm more like a photo shoot/
save ur two cents and perhaps the crowd'll cheer em/
cuz opinions are like ya audios, I dont wanna hear em/
I really annoy this guy so he tries to avoid people/
only thing under his skin more than me's steroid needles/
I know ur game pop, ur chances are startin ta wilt/
not ta mention ur neck's still on every carton of milk/
nobody found it yet, ya fake son.../
he the net roy jones, he throws punches but can't take one/
turned on Jerry Springer to learn ur certainly fryed/
cuz headless looks just like the head security guy/
Steve I think it is, u were boring from the first spit/
ya jaw's leaned, u got a grill foreman couldn't work wit/
dont forget ur mom's a fiend, we know dawg/
she takes more bricks to the head than deebo dawg/
I'd say u lost ur edge just as laughter ta use/
but u need something to jump off after u lose/

Headless Verseman

Ducked like a gay little bitch.

Dough Jordan Becomes RBL Champion.

[-Oz-]

RBL Champion: Dough Jordan Vs Necromancer (silent)

Necromancer

This kid changed everything...that's what worries me..
Cuz dough was rocking the big face...long before currency..
Thought about your chin...but i can't find support...
I'll never have a jaw line strong enough to match the might of yours..
Then you act like a gangsta...but you just playing yourself..
Cuz you switching red and blue...like you aiming yourself..
Talent written all over you face, well no more than me..
but there's still enough room for original war and peace..
Nick's stays hot in battles, and that's now, so respect it..
But Doughs off in battles....at least from the crowd's perspective
^^yes..doze for doughs..if i dont..something is up..
cuz dough's a sex symbol........mostly cuz he's ugly as fuck...
you can't be a snitch...just a bitch in the worst way..
there's no droppin dimes, if he couldn't pick one up in the first place..
face it you suck, you fake, im something great..
cuz magus has got hot keys.....dough's got copy n paste..
and if you copy n paste...it's word i'll beat it..
cuz that just makes you a bitch...and me an adhesive..
this is for all the newbies that ride this fag..
this'll be one for the record....on the right side of the dash..


Dough Jordan

You seemed shook but were on time wit a battle script/
he's not a marine, he just plays alotta online battle ship/
j-kwon's in the service? I was hopin for a sick battle/
till I found out thats not a mustache, its his lip's shadow/
I heard all marines are given guns well I'll bet son.../
you should roll those sleeves down till you get some/
Dough's vile so please I'll destruct ya style with ease/
that outfits good in battle if u blend in with a pile of leaves/
or maybe paintball, thats it, theres none of this punk left/
its go hard or go home, u should be on ya front steps/
I knew marcus changed alot but it wasn't a slight thing/
till I found he had a dark arm and the other was light skinned/
taken lives lately, here I was hoping ta spare one/
so I'm debatin what line's worse, his closer or hair one/
cuz ya edge up's dumb crooked, u'll take no bout/
call him a broke atm cuz he can't take dough out/
all ur aliases aren't cool either, I'm scorchin this thug/
no points, here u need ta get donated organs and blood/
on his road to success he heard from a car device/
cuz even the on star told Silent he was far from nice

Dough Jordan Wins, Signs Out, And Forfeits Title To Contendership Stand In Champ Island!

[-Oz-]

RBL Champion: Island(aloe) vs Ill Nik-A

Island

Who u scarin, honeslty dog it ain`t even worth preparin
You cant rock me with old faded lines... unlike that shirt your wearin
I mean please, who the fuck you think you are
When you lookin like a flame broiled muskrat trying to act hard
U losin, N nobodies commin to rescue you cuzz
Whys ya face-skin look 20 years older than the rest of you does?
Ill Nik-A? man please, u more like a homo Nsync
Cus the blackest thing in that fuckin picture is the photo shop ink
Forget disses, maybe u can explain instead in jest
Why ya nose is goin east.. while the rest of ya head is goin west
See Islands a fuckin beast, dudes set to cry now
I`d say we see eye to eye, but ur ass has 2 sets of eye brows
Now i like Luda lots, but this kids hysteria prone
Holdin up 3-0-5 to let me kno i got hoes in different area codes
N you shouldnt be actin like nothin but a bitch man
Especially when the only ice u rock is a neon orange wrist-band
You suck at this rap shit, i wanna inform ya with urge
So dont quit ya day job.. sellin oranges on the corner with Serge
N battling me? if u ever think ur by some grace worthy
Just remember the fact that ur refugee lookin ass got some face Herpes


Ill Nik-A

Its no rumor, Island’s now Aloe & I’mma show u a loser
how did u win last week when all the votes were for User
Washed up niqqa, ur long lines’ll get thrown & jerked
fuck Twista, a level 5 tornado couldnt flow ur verse
fuckin herbs, UPN must be proud but I'll tell ya the facts
how it takes two of u now to try & be RBL champs
bring hell to ya cats, as ur attacks’ll get dismantled as usual
aint seen an Island take command without Castro's approval
laugh at this fool, this a beatin, fuck the season u shouldn’t bother
u won the AA tourney but the voters weren’t fully recovered
undercover, typical c.racker acting the part, a bad ass, a toughy
Acting like he’s grabbing his balls when its actually all jeans
But g, here’s a tip that’ll work, u the toughest of the nerds
but u gotta keep ur pants falling off like the bottom of ur verse
killed what was worth, u must be a hypocrite & proud to be
u talking at that shit when u actually bowing down to me
A clown as seen, living an act u know u can not follow
unless Island's long lost text skills show up in a bottle
U just got out muscled, clowned, couldnt bare to say no
not only do u got User's account, u also wearing his clothes

[-Oz-]

RBL Champion Island Vs Eyedill & Super Dooper

Eyedill

ayyo,
When U posted we lost U.. Those tears in Ur eyes will cost U.
And by the looks of Ur shirt.. That's not all fallin off U.
Super's pathetic, A waste of lines, A trick who looks hurt.
So why try to fit in the league when U can't fit in Ur shirt?!
And user clones Vern Acular's style, Ya Should'a stole heat.
Since one couplet of Urs is long enough to fit a whole beat.
Control streets with big guns, Put holes in U deeper than cliff's son.
& get shot so much U won't know where to piss from!
And after that U're dead, Blood from Ur head. Don't run, instead crawl.
Now the only way I can't see U is if U stand in front of a red wall.
Bloody as fuck. Better yet, ugly as fuck & blame that.
When I beat U with more ease than Enemee's name has.
My lines stay fresh & keep up with today's flow.
Which in Ur case U got more behind than J-Lo!
And I bet U never have fun in Ur life at all.
But hang from my left nut so Ur life's a ball!

now listen..

I'll announce what, makes U lose, Think U're stout, slut?
plzz, Get Ur mind out the gutter, it's fuckin Ur house up!
U can say I'ma biter, But U're just wasting Ur words.
U even got cheesy flow, And I still don't wanna taste of Ur verse.


Super Dooper

how dill writes..probably got his lines from a stoner
so much Meth in his sytem he'll OD before the battle is over
no more epimetheus archives to search for
eye will come original for once, I ain't never posted my picture
aloe out in the woods, where he was raised on
his family is insects, where u think his bug eyes came from?
how this skinny guy a rapper..it's mistifying
he'd be out of breath after 15 seconds of freestyling
he's makin history n been waitin a while for one
the first cat to actually put on a jogging suit for a title run
since i've been dissin, i'll give some recognition
I took my pic tryin to show u guys aloe was on television
2 advantages dill has, my pic n he's been gay
meanin everything he does is critisize straight men all day
beat him last week, feelin like i've been hit by lightnin
im in shock he's here, if I took a pic now my hair'd be spikey
if being wack hurt, A would need a helper to breathe
the competition has hit Aloe since he's entered the league
i'm a mexican, so I should be selling n hiding
but these chumps wouldn't be Champs selling sports items


Island


Islands got riders, n why would newbies win where vets've failed
...cuz i can have yall pushed by 50 groupies, like Banks' record sales
Dill’s a known biter...and all ya bold dreams.. leave that
Plus he’s hittin’ the same old lines, like a coke fiends relapse
See dill...i can drop the subject, but the laughter hurts him
N we can see eye to eye, but he’d have to look up from the fracture verses
Ur gonna get clowned quick...here, look what i found kid...
Combined?...Island's won more tourneys than ya lost the first round in
Just cuz he steals lines...he thinks a vet wouldnt hurt him..
But dill....just cuz you over-bite...doesnt get you dental insurance
N dooper..
Look at this girl, I’ll hit u so hard you’ll wanna squeal
The only Super worth mentionin is the size of my last McDonalds meal
I’ve never seen cheeks so big...but i guess its fine if you let him
U can tell he bit off more than he can chew...hes doing his eyedill impression
Fuck this jerk, I’ll leave this kat ripped n suckin dirt
You can tell this beaner works in the fields.. he even picked his fuckin shirt!
So I’m battlin a pinoy n a mexican, its clear that they rattled
Fuck Taco Bell... i got a 2 course rice n bean meal right here in this battle
I dont wanna clown the pic anymore, but i cant get past it yet..
Of how super looks like a shaved lightskinned hamster with a fashion sense


Island Wins & signs out, The league grieves :-(

[-Oz-]

Idol Dot Z Vs Synthesis

Idol Dot Z

look,
can keep bringing LS back, but son the game's over/
....s'why i got rid of the sig quicker than chain smokers//
us two again? i'll leave crew members astounded.../
when i decide to cut a liter in half like 16 ounces//
now, everyones a rapper and spittings not unique/
hated hearing you beat lyrixx...
but not as much as hearing your lyrics to a beat//
and at the rate this addict buying smack from the street.../
he'll have more tracks on his arm than he'll have on cd//
you may be Crip, but i'll show you what a thugs bout/
you aint never blood in... even tho you'll have blood out//
and i kno what 'dill and newbs look for during they voting sprees/
i'll ketchup to your girls buns...aight maybe now they'll vote for me!//

the motto of rbl voters, ryde or die.

Synthesis

[no show]

Idol Dot Z wins, & Becomes RBL champion, Then Signs Out Winning By No Show & Having 0 Title Defenses

[-Oz-]

Joseph Q Castro(Stand In) Vs Alpha Omni Vs Torch1

Alpha Omni
A Pic battle against two washups? That's weak for the belt...
So Fuck a 1,000 words, this kodak moment speaks for itself

The Dynasty, a decent crew that pursues some weak habits
Cuz I’m seeing like 8 nice heads and two complete faggots
1 w!igger, 1 flamer… I wouldn’t be caught shaking the hand
…Of the two rejects from Puff Daddy’s Making Tha Band
I could beat Torch a hundred times… with dozens of verses
And he’ll STILL think he belongs where he doesn’t deserve it
My ruggedness earned it, you Cr@ckers stick to the bitch flow
It’s like Oz got high and put me up against Ritz and Nabisco
As for Dissy, even his BEST punches are played and flipped
I bet last week made Epi dig himself out the grave and bitch
Now I fathered many styles, a living legend and martyr to be
But see you two fruits just fell WAY too far from the tree
Go ahead hate the close-up, I could pretend to be bothered
Fact is if Atmosphere’s right…
Torch and Joe are best-friends with our Heavenly Father
My verse is cookin, and you two will NEVER find the recipe
Cuz what you write is always ‘in question’ like Final Jeopardy
From Joe’s Prom to Torch’s stance, ya’ll need to get smacked right
Cuz yeah I might be pale as fuck, but at least I can ACT white
Your dickriders ain’t gotta choice, this how a Champion’s felt
So drop the fuckin act AND the ego …just hand me the belt

Demik
Check these gangsters, i got alotta thugs to sort
But, if yall are there..whos loitering in the mall food court?
the bubbles burst kid, ill leave your fam in hurses
dissy just keep his hands on serge'n vets like army nurses
iono whats harder to explain to your kids from now on
ya choice in women...or wearing a durag to your prom
Not lookin too fond of ya girl, this w.iggas hopeless
Even more so since you'd probably trade her for a Jigga poster
Yeah I went there, cause i'm hittin you with facts, kid
and the worst part is that the poster would be more attractive
but straight up, it's time to leave it kid
when ya verse ends up slouchin more than her cleavage is
It's obvious that I'm poundin kids
Cause Demik's in your face like those thousands of zits
Get hit this round & sit. Rivers? Cannin' this hoe
I'll give you props on using Balths style minus talent & flow
Mr. Rivers..Omni, ya broke ass NEEDS to borrow some wealth
or make Mr. Bridge, and get the fuck OVER yourself
my stock in rivers aint rising, man yall need to help my share
since the dudes posin with a goatee made from Chelseas hair
& even in the match with omni is embarassin
check ya complection, its only right you pale in comparison


Dis-Honour
so demik wants the belt? I aint helping him to it
cus even I didnt think his bitch ass would use a full photo album to do it

lets go...

lets talk crews demik, cause easily youre less then me
when youre the worst part of 'the dynasty', like memphis bleek
dissin' chelsea? c'mon dog.....theres more to his life, see
this faggot likes inkwell's screen name x10 more than his wifey
demik's scared to notice or embrace..
that even his fuckin' camera was scared to focus on his face
the red & blue outift aint smart, now youre dead and it shows
when that just means he's gonna get beat down wherever he goes
you mad son? its easy....i'll melt your raps
and you can get bent out've shape like alpha's hat
and mr. rivers, the shits humour....so im laughing clown
hip-hop aint dead, shiit....we even got the lucky charms dude rapping now
you aint on my level kid, im sworn to truth..
why the fuck you think demik's verse is dissing me a hell of a lot more than you
sweet mary mother of god, you gotta give up or quit
question, alpha.....why in the fuck dont you have an upper lip?
youre next to lose, youre garbage son, now accept the truth
I mean, everyone in this thread is part of a dynasty......except for you

Alpha Omni wins and becomes RBL champion!

[-Oz-]

Alpha Omni (Champ) vs P Nut

P Nut

if Mr. Rivers is the name, the connections have me dying
...point blank...a ran river is a poor excuse of Island
either way he’s 10-0, I think he’s found the recipe
...added Resin, stirred Storm then had a little dash of me
so in a way ya well stocked, Alpha owes me his wallet
...wit all my lines he retails I’m still waiting for the profit
so gimme the cash now, ya trash and I know hot
...this fag is a bigger sneak than previews of I, Robot
n’ if I ever choose you...that’s where the laughs come
...we only voted AO so he would stay wit And1
never see the light of day, reading you, I’m not stressin
...only giving Omni-light during a Photoshop session
had a verse...put it up...then took it down to try to scare me
...I would too if in the Mag the Mods said it hit barely
go rearrange ya flow, switch the words to rhyme great
...ya rhymeflow’s state of the art...yea the fifty-second state
had a time at the top, n’ nowadays ya rest’s festerin
...cause I’m taking Alpha out...plus stopping text messaging
it’s elementary...but to stay in first placement
...bring ya online pack similar to Playstations...
__________________

Alpha Omni

Just being brutally honest, kid you can bet I’m as fair as that
Since the harshest truth here is I should be at it with Arizcats
If your goal WAS to lose in that verse, you succeeded the task
Cuz I came across more stutters than retards tryna read to the class
So I checked his rhyme, found this whore is just the next in line
With slimmer chances than Vadik, Orbit and Def combined
You’re pressed for time and won’t last if you spit weak to flow
Shit ya best punch was the same And1 I saw… SIX weeks ago
He’s old news… while Omni’s fresh and every line’s dope
Nuts just the type to snatch votes from cats with 25 posts
Plus you been in it since 99, can’t bare that ya life’s a joke
Got 2 years on me and still embarrassed I’m twice as dope
I’d say the foundation of his whole career is hardly sound
A name built on affiliations with Snoopy and Charlie Brown
P’s been a jack-off for too long, why won’t the phony retire?
Dude gets more wrist action on the Web than Tobey Maguire
Want words of advice? Well I’ll give you some to remember
P-Nut, you have been and always will be JUST a Contender
Cuz you lost it bitch, a champ run filled with the softest spits
…Call it a comeback??? Nah P you should just call it quits

P Nut wins and becomes new RBL champion

[-Oz-]

RBL Champion P Nut vs Arizcats

P Nut
aiyyo in sixteen weeks I show you to stay dope
do a verse every week that emerges gay jokes
have ya opener say what kind of a dick a fag took
n’ use the other twenty-eight for punches out a snaps book
now everybody is like...what kinda style is that?
easy...use a search engine n’ refer to Arizcats
I got my dance shoes on, you wanna tangle wit rap
I’ll stomp a hole in ya back...the size of a dodge hemi
beating him blue-black with the palm of the hand
n’ if you got the winning vision...stop crawlin in sand
a mirage is jus seen...I’ll tell ya somethin brother scum
...half the jokes ya got are live in living color...reruns
stick to basics, proving that you fail to drop bombs
ya lines go...from homey the clown to you to dot coms
anyway...head to church I put the fear of god in you
...curiosity kills cats, fuck it...so does elephant food
ya wack in a few words...truth...accurate...and factual
flow is so troublesome ya got it gawking at the manual
a hold upon reality results in flawed grips
it slips through...so ••• lose similar to Auschwitz
adios plain and simple, ain’t no way ya would win
cause ya got tacky in the bag...it’s filled up wit push pins
so anything ya words say, is a stretch of word play
jus pray tha voters got ya back sternum spine and vertebrae
but if they don’t, plan B’s somethin ya should start scanning
Arizcats...the next contestant found on Last Comic Standing


Arizcats

Beat Alpha, he wasn’t shit, and soon we’ll be set to forget it|
Ya title run was more of a jog through the special olympics|
He’s adept at net scrimmage , social life? I doubt he knows|
I’da blew my brains out before I got to 19 thousand posts|
This soft bitch is scary, you won’t see this nerd lay a dime|
Closest he got to the real world was TV Thursdays at 9|
And his hunger for love means P’s gonna need diets|
Only girl he’ll get has a butter face and cottage cheese thighs|
I’m good with the rap and dude getting his trash sacked|
P’s the laughing stock of the league thats outperforming the Nasdaq|
M Jackson shares ya traits when lookin confused and then rattled|
He lives on Neverland and that’s what your punches do in a battle|
I’ll come to ya crib and if this nig gets rowdy|
I’m prone to leave P on the carpet like the Big Lebowski|
The Roots of your flow shows yours are the poorest|
So Don’t Say Nuthin cause your rhymes sound like its chorus|
Tear this bitch and ya current ranks don’t scare me kid|
Cause even toddlers know that P is only #1 when compared to shit|
Ya punches, flow and concepts are worthless than a bitch|
Hell, the only thing workin for Pnut is circus elephants|
Short career’ll just flounder he needs problem solvers|
The only spins DJ’s give him come from small revolvers|
How will he eat with no sales or applause |
When the last single he dropped…was in a male strippers draws|
Plus this chump is a bum. Seen P balling? Barely|
Idiot’s the type to go to Petco and buy flawless canaries.|

Arizcats Wins & Signs Out

[-Oz-]

Resin M I C vs Serge

Resin M I C
Aiyyo
Rockin wife-beaters eyday. Ya styles the worst kid
Manic hated the NBA Draft.
… Look like his fingers had other ideas with the First Pick.
& when thirst hits. Accept it, don- you bug me
Your ‘dashing looks’ just entered a marathon for ugly
Plus his house too tight. It’s a good thing u aint taller, crab
Broads on periods are ecstatic. No ones EVER seen a smaller Pad.
& that shack has no bathroom’s. It’s a very-damn-shame
So his fam’ll vote Bush.
…They jealous of the 2 John’s in the Kerry campaign.
Just admit you wack. Hairy fucks shouldn’t lie now
HOLY SHIT! Cousin It died & got buried in his eyebrows.
Manic aint a pimp. Otherwise he’d train with me
WNBA’s the only time you’ll EVER see a bitch on D
Get tricked with ease. Over here you shredded
I’d give you the finger but I can determine where it’s headed
Nig thinks he suave? Man, please
Peep top. Moose in his hair look like it’s gon stampede.
Your face is hilarious. I can’t stop laughing at gays
Plus that speed-bump chin can back up traffic for days
Listen nig, you aint gritty by far
Only drive a hard bargain… if ‘hard bargain’s slang for “shitty ass car”.
So I’ll bury you alive. That’s what I do to trash, kid
Fuck work.
The graveyard-shift’s a move you do tryna get out the casket.
You’re a flipper, a loser. Your flips are rigid in distance
Only Crew u seen with’s the type of sweater ya grandma knitted for Christmas.
Mahfucka.

Serge
addicted, resin so wtf is you stressin?
ya like shaq jumpin, cant stay off the boards for 2 seconds
you suck elsewhere n i hope that you note that
ResinMC his aim so you see the only place hes dope at
ya fuckin addiction is a cellphone in the makin
see, i press n call you on it before n after ya shakin
fuck a 12 n 0 nígga YOUR time is done
like daylight savins is over, you goin 11 to 1
i heard ya one audio n you aint really witty
plus ya flow like ya mouths fartin, too loud n sound shitty
i'll shoot ya head off, cheerleaders'll sadden
next time they see ya brain it'll be a fear factor challenge
ya verses?...
without mex jokes, or cliches his flow is a fable
now resin needs more j-pegs than foldable tables
cliche after the other, you aint even clever
i liked them shits, i just thought ''SNAPS!'' books wrote them better

Resin M I C Wins and signs out for a week

[-Oz-]

Numskull (fill in champ) vs Serge

Numskull
24, lets go..

Sorry Serge but...
Didnt you lose last week?...its obvious your drops're feeble...
There's lotsa people...but you been fuckin with #2, more than Dr. Evil
its been long since we played, a little too long the streets say..
Since then, fuck sellin oranges on the street...manics moved on to Ebay
Now I'm stuck in a bind, and inside my head and mind
I'm having trouble picking which one I should let do my hedge designs
I mean on one hand... Razah, careless and pissy
But, Serge is a true Mexican, rocking plaid, hairnets and dickies
You'll never drink an alcoholic beverage.. I'm serious dawg
Only time you'll ever get plastered, is when doing my interior walls
I know your whole vocabulary's fake.. I got this in the bag
Cause “esse” and “homes” are something you've never written or had
I'll knock your lights out dude, these scales'll foil ya
Last Mexican to get a belt for his punches was Oscar De La Hoya
And let's be honest, the hoes you fuck are true tramps
Serge's version of splurgin'... is trynna eat out with food stamps
I got a lot of memory on my computer, and mind you're past your prime
But, you got even more 'megabytes' via Resin and Fracture lines
You may be good, but in style he's lacking
Cause all this work and no respect by the greats, like the new Calefaction
Difference is he'd eat you.. he's kinda ill you're worthless
Cause when ideas come and you run with em...
...Most of the time it's you stealing verses
You're a sinner, bet you'll have fun in your corpse
Mexican renames himself 'Jesus' in attempts to be a son of the lord


DONE.FUCK.YOU

Serge
heres the rundown, get set for a rippin
im bout to 'take a #1 down' like pissin while im sittin
just like head so why you tryna stunt mines?
like the last skull i got, you suck alot n got cumlines
youre a Customs bloodhound, that shit is a given
since youre a bordeline-bitch that coke sniffs for a livin
i pack stacks of gats to clap n i bring beef like cattle
oh my bad, theres already a fake thug in this battle
you shook, so start divin for ya safety
outta pussy comes a Dash like if Damon had a baby
sliced up n diced tough, bitin steelo's kid?
you'll be rollin' with the Stitch's just like Lilo did
he aint funny with the latino rippin n shit
just leaves a fake impression like our citizenships
quit rap, we seen ya pic n you know that its no win
if flow's ya bread n butter it's no wonder youre so thin
drugs dont motivate so back it up n see
i'd hate to see you sober if that's what ya cracked up to be
goddamn you stretch shit on for ages
if you jacked resins style, this thread' have 4 pages
you got no sexlife with chicks, youre such a hypocrit
losins a bitch, no wonder you cant come to grips with it
fuck yall for sayin he'd win or thinkin he good or hard...shit
serge stay steppin' on star's, rbl's a hollywood beulevard...bitch.

Numskull wins and Becomes 2x RBL Champion!