History Of The RBL Title Match...

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Calefaction vs Inkwell Q

Calefaction

KDawg8298: Have u ever taken one of tha chess pieces and used it to pleasure urself?
the risen soul: Nah, I'm a nerd, not a pervert
KDawg8298: o ok
KDawg8298: Do u have a girlfriend?
the risen soul: wtf, of course not

Judgin by the convo N Ur pic.. ink the homo's right son..
He can't get a bitch at all.. cuz he looks so much like one..
This kid lacks pure talent.. he had a chicks stature..
So son came back wit a vengeance.. same one that bit fracture..
Changed his name N his style.. its acts dude...
Flipped lines under Hybrid Angel --yeah he bit that too..
I smack fools.. I'ma show U.. just forget the talkin..
Cuz Ur following patterns.. only found in a dentist office..
Lied 'bout how U was tough N ya crew was all soldiers..
.....Fuck wide.. this kid got some broadS shoulders..
No sir.. U wont win.. this kid's frail N gay..
Mad in his own pic..
..cuz he couldn't put his hair in pig tails or braids..
Impaled N played.. look I'll kick N crack ya guy..
So its good Ur wearin lipstick to kiss Ur ass goodbye..
N dude if it was a race.. U'd be left very swoll man..
Cuz U about to add Cale to Ur loss column.. like gary coleman..

bitch

Inkwell Q

Status NeSs (8:11:28 PM): I'm thinkin to be like
Status NeSs (8:11:45 PM): Con's fucked behind bars.. like prison sex
the risen soul (8:11:58 PM): ppl gonna say u flipped fracture
Status NeSs (8:12:46 PM): fucking stupid behind bars like nasifs sell mate
the risen soul (8:12:58 PM): yeah that line
Status NeSs (8:14:18 PM): I'll flip it better then..

Cale's pic is nowhere to be found at the moment, so I'll get it later.

Now watch what fame tells, I'm the champ, I make it rain shells
Got a max security prison full of bitten lines inside ya brain cells
It's plain hell, see how ya ass'll look when I insert my shelltoes
Body on dirt, red and twitchin like I threw away a TickleMe Elmo
Rip open ya elbow, and faggot, Inkwell quick when he cuts you
Cause Cale's the only cat who has thicker bones than muscles
My tones'll bust you, uncreative fagg, I been thinkin concepts
Puttin more shots down ya throat then binge drinkin contests
Sinkin contests, and Cals no different, leavin ya downed, friend
You aint taken out Ink unless you're reloading ya fountain pen
Drownin men, you got a glimpse of fame, but I'll split ya frame
So thin a headband around ya neck look bigger than 50's chain
I'm no doctor, but I take care of wounds that might be cripplin
Cause I know it ain't safe to bite Fractures .. OR flip em
Grats on the marriage, Tom, but I'm leavin ya eye black soon
For bein the only one to have the reception in an AIM chatroom

Calefaction Wins, Retains Title

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Calefaction vs Namix

Calefaction

Namix aka ...... yeah you're still no one

EYO--
This kid namix got DQ'd.. cuz this brother was late..
N I've had problems wit Ur dad ever since Ur mother was late..
Skinny lines = played.. pale lines = played.. listen, I knew..
That's why I expected to see them in a verse written by U..
I'm a fuckin gangster dawg.. leave his home wit funerals..
Do away with nam' N leave Ur future rank in roman numerals..
Bitch dont bother my aim.. cuz I'll test range..
At this fuckin fag who'll only bboy wit a sex change..
If U wanted a good style.. stick to mimmickin mines..
Cuz I'm takin this by Storm, G.. so U complain no ones gettin Ur lines..
Lets say U had a chance.. I'd be lyin'.. this hoes a disgrace..
Cuz 'Charlie' was all up in nam'...............N all over his face..
Ur whole steeze is wack.. dont give a fuck whatever herbs say..
Ur clever wordplay is like Sur's minus the clever wordplay..
Ur 'punches mrs. me' like Ur a wife beater.. enough I'll let up..
^^that's just me doin Ur style better then U in my fuckin set up..
Ink got an extension N lost.. but I'm even more impressive..
I'ma beat namix so easy.. I could ask for 3 or 4 extensions..
I give beatin's to faggots who ain't never gon be shit..
Then snatch the win quicker than Kotex when ink sees it..
U might have hype now.. Cal's always doubtin gimmicks..
This kids so fruity..
...I'll sit 'em on the corner N put manic outta business..
Look this bitch is fed -- that's right U heard the slander..
Cuz like colonel sanders -- Ur girl's a big chicken head.
Wanna be popular on RM but my bat's blatant N known..
Demik wouldn't be able to make an alias for all the breaks in Ur bones..
I gotta go to the bathroom.. here's an overview..
URINE URINE YELLOW SHOWER URINE URINE
NAMIX
Some how I knew I'd wind up pissin all over U..

BOOM!

Namix

like crap floating, bouyant shit to me.


i wont reuse my last drop against u, like what i think ur hunch is
i DID prewrite a verse tho, it just has too many inkwell punches

bitch found anotha glitch in the matrix last week, i seen it unfurl
he called ink a chick so much, im convinced he got beat by a girl
ya im from bboys, so ur trailer trash ass starts to act hard?
lets take it to the parking lot,
…cuz im about to beat u in ur own backyard
last time HE didnt let me post, incase ya’ll didn’t know
im here cuz im ahead of my time,
…he’s here cuz the RM clock’s thirteen minutes slow
i ride Charles!? if u see me up-Chuck blame ur music whore
“nam played off me, he’s DQ’d therefore”
boohoo bitch, i played off ur verse where it was used before
this w!gger is wiggedy wack, i mean it, he aint jack
if ur such an ill •••••••,
…why’d u ask me to help get ur screen name back?
ur a two faced bitch…at times ur cool, others ur just a punk liar
but next time u play the middle road, i’ll be playin drunk driver
u got the melanin of a cow, when u go out ur bound to get slander
cuz like uncle joey in Full House, everyone around you is Tanner
rap = great rhymes n basslines, not classical music n poser shit
its fine that u toot ur own horn…just stop trying to rap over it
his shows are shit, while I get crowds moving, his stood still
he gets every hand-down, like his shoppin sprees at good will
every battle Cal bitches and moans, gets shook up and cries
i’d hate to be a Powder,
…but i’d probably pout too if I looked like you guys
ya u look like a kid from Kenya, but kenya stop ventin for once
cuz ur two cents
…comes straight outta my mom’s ten cents a month
Cal cant get gayer, we all saw u dickride Island fast, then later
like taking shits at gas stations, u always had ur ass on Paper
u’ll serve me the day ur w!gger ass starts deservin ur wins
imma make u cry uncle, Tom
then make u cry when i call u a white version of him
knew ud be in the grave wit one verse, hope ur stay was fun herb
ya’ll can call this battle a Cal ender, cuz his days are numbered.

Calefaction Wins, Retains Title

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Calefaction vs Vern Acular

Calefaction

speakin of 30.. the anticipation of 12-0 couldnt' wait..

Vern Acular aka Can't beat me cuz I actualy show

I gotta say U suck at audio.. N on mics the notion is true..
Cuz these lines here are the ONLY time I'd have to open for U..
I took a trip N got mad cuz dude is a dork..
So I put VA in the dust as soon as I left for New York..
Slicin ya lungs.. Ur horrible Vern so stop denyin it son..
Ur verse got so many holes.. they found sadam hiding in one..
I bruise emcees wit ease.. N I was soon to see..
That Ur verse was such ass.. I thought Ur lines were moonin' me..
U ugly so postin Ur pic woulda took might N steal poise..
Cuz off the boards he's pinnochio.. makin ink look like a real boy..
This ain't the RSTL.. N I'm not Ur pal, Ur ass kid..
Cuz if it was Ur topic would be: Write about how U lost to Calefaction..
Face it this battles lost dude.. I dont care if U flossin too..
Sure Ur in a class of Ur own with a helmet on N someone wipin drool offa U..
This fuckin asian wanted to gimme back rubs.. for that I'm glad to punk ya..
Flip script.. I'm usin pins, needles, knives N swords to leave Vern Acu'punctured..
I'm sayin.. fuck this kid cuz he's gettin raped.. its very true..
So watch me take this V........................N pop his cherry too..
Like I told namix.. I know Ur punches.. Ur a non-creative vet man..
I know cuz Ur verses get less flashed smiles than my moms webcam..
Ur a flamin' homo son.. my advice.. stop callin Cale..
U did.. now U beg UserName to go with U to touch balls in alleys..
Skip the drama.. Cal's known to lay pricks to graves..
U was always a mommas boy.. that's why U dates chicks her age..
U think I'm gassed N U'll beat me.. but again, that's homo..
Being that Ur last four big wins were all against no shows..
Bitch thought he was under-rated.. until this shit drops..
Now ya see..
Verns so bad he could stage an attack and still not get props..
Give up homie or let me deliver the hate..
Ur text is wack wack wack wack wack wack wack wack wack wack wack wack .. like what the ugly stick did to Ur face..

I'd say sorry.. but that'd be the first time I lied in the post.. good luck

Vern Acular

Mr. Body aka Calefaction aka Status aka Tom Ruffino


let's put an end to the beef Cal...how's bout we empty the skillet
i see you've held the belt for a while now...cause your just to skinny to fit
so please, simply forget it and stop with the small talk
cause i've Outlined your future and the topics are all chalk
you've wandered a long walk but it's your final day as we speak
cause after this your Record'll have all 1's like Michaels latest release
title wave in the street'll wash away your chance to win and remove
so how you gonna Curb your enthusiasm when the landlord's kicking you to it
this kid is just stupid, you're hardly dope so tell your dickriders to charter hope
cause cal's about to throw in the towel...a wash cloth, shampoo, and a bar of soap
his heart was broke but IMO the cause was for wack reasons
"i really did wanna son you Tom"...but then i'd have to calim you at tax season
we're past even, your fame's sinking, and im quick to counter your punches
and i wont call you poor white trash...even that's out of your budget
you doubting me cousin, well grats on your nephew but i hate you faggot
claimed you were an Uncle Tom, but it just proves you're confused of your racial Status
face the ballots, im getting votes and forced to laugh at your opinion
cause i'll win by not posting my links...OH! and i'll ask for an extension
it had to all be mentioned - im Inked Well when they - rate our verses
but let me State my purpose - and say Cal's the first - to Map for re-position
your wacness is efficient plus you structure and style's lacking
and now that reading your verse is suicide i guess we're all gonna die laughing
we know you lie, act, N, cheat i mean hell, i wouldn't wanna lose either
but when you said you went on Strike, it shocked me to see you shit on your crew leader
dudes either a pimp or plain desperate, the slums or hollywood
cause i heard he hit Angelic's Dairy-air...and milk does a Body good
i know i prolly shouldn't brag but i dissed him cause i know
VA's WAAAAAAAAAAY out of CAL's league...district and time zone
your rhymes blow...it's over with...and yes your family's been Exposed from this
for those that dont know...
Cal likes to show his Ass on the net...and his Mother just shows her Tits


props on the little run you had...
but at least you can say you lost to your mentor...

Calefaction Wins, Retains Title

[Hating Mantis]

Calefaction vs Scientz vs Oneduh


Oneduh


First 12 wins was all hype, the streak ends Friday
The only O in your loss column will begin my name
That roll you were on's over now, sorry it didn't last
Now you resemble blacks in movies the way your body's in a cast
I know, you'll cum & defeat me.. I should NOT test your text
But still the voters'll say "O won", ^ like when those concepts were fresh
Not yet a vet, so don't front like your lines are the best
When they're harder to follow,
then the ones drunks walk for sobriety tests
You've won alot in the past, but I hope you're focused to win this
Cuz lately.. your only win was makin the voters lose.. interest
Forget Gucci or Prada, that aint where Cale gets threads from
Shit, the only thing he ever seems to wear out's his welcome
These other two won't bring flames, what would Duh lie for?
So in the heat of the battle, well.. is just my verse
I can't fault you for your frailness, see Cale.. it's cool
If I let User smash for 2 months, I'd be that thin too
Beat that shit? fool.. that's easily done
He didn't bat around the idea of winning, instead I.deal beat him with one
Got people believin in One, ^Sci was hopin I didn't diss em'
But that cutting edge idea left him open for criticism
Stop hypin him up like he's the best at this rap shit
Cuz if Scientz is Raw I must be a whole semester of classes
Sci didn't post his links last week, I coulda won on my own if..
I stayed pullin bitch moves, like my other opponent
I own shit, why you even show in the first place duke?
Usually I got Cal more shook up than earthquakes do
Back to the other fag, you winnin this is not in sight kid
Aint takin risks, if I say here goes nothin.. he started typin
Here's what it all boils down to, quit tellin kids ya shit's hot
Your name's Scientz & you still don't possess the elements of hip hop

Gimme my fuckin title.


Scientz


i coulda sworn the limit on 3-way battles was 20 lines...

to oneduh/mr ego...and cale/killa blaze/mr. body

i know yall heard bout cale's mom's pictures on the net...bwahahaha

i got a riddle for ya...
what do u drink outta?? thats found at any bar???
the answer is A cup, like the size ya mothers titties are
peep her breasts, i seen plenty chests that were curved
but thats utter disrespect, cuz there r cow titties better than hers
H20 stops fire, thats the realest phrase
so ya moms broke her water 5 months early, to try n Killa Blaze
net gangsta, talkin thug cuz it makes ya raps neat
but u werent concieved in the hood,
it was more like the back seat
this aint monopoly, u'll be drowned n found in a bag
somewhere close to the atlantic,
like marvin gardens n ventnor ave
oneduh's wack, but i guess heads feel the shit he yells
but if i counted down-falls,
he'd make the one in niagara look like a wishing well
u kids always removing votes, n i'll stress that its foul
but if gore had ur talents, bush wouldnt be president now
cale's a disaster, i'll be quick to tell this herbs fate
i'll shift the plates in his head,
till his brain has a fuckin earthquake
dont do drugs, or drink alcohol, n have the safest sex
those damage the body over time,
but he'll be murdered before they take effect
i dont respect ya verses, everybody needs to know
ya wack wack wack wack wack,
......like that ender u had a few weeks ago


Calefaction


Oneduh aka unsigned hype aka fabolous jr. and scientz aka unsigned hype jr.

Mr. Ego = Shitty alias, Scientz.. its a good thing Ur not or U gotta be messin..
I WIN BY SKILL..
..shit I LOST dick riders when they found out Mr. Body aint Resin..

which means..

Both of U dudes needa drop gems before laughter is blurted..
Cuz if U drop normal shit U'll lose to the comments before N after my verses..
Sci's a poor bitch but a bboy at heart its blatant N true..
So since Ur mom dont care.. she lets him break on his roof..
I've done paid my dues N still got cash so pardon my sport..
But when comparin banks sci's, his always comes up carlton short..
U know I'll swing on U kid.. best be forgettin the stiches..
Cuz I'll hit Sci N break his mug, glass jaw N the rest of the dishes..
I'm boss of this camp.. I'm tellin U, his talk is just amped..
Cuz a mod helped One get here so he can say he lost to the champ..
Suckin dick to be popular... the rumors are true in the cypha..
One aims to please so anthraxspits N swallows if he likes ya..
Unsigned hype eh? tell me.. why would U boast those writs..
It'd make me oneduh about U.. but I dont do that homo shit.
Even now with denyin' -- I used numbers N equations..
To figure out how to be gay N -- got it down to a scientz..
I know U tryina find dirt on me.. Ur scopin N frantic..
No matter the news.. Cal's known to drop sci's like a hopeless romantic..
Sliiiiick homie, In highschool U was the chiiiiick homie, I'm too serious..
Everyone knows Ur twice the bitch.. Scientz was usualy two periods..
Ur both scared of my fists N I know U hate the curb..
I floss a lot..
.. Ur so THIN on •••els <--they thought it was a racial slurr..
I'll get nice wit guns, cock N explode wit the hot finger..
N leave USH at the front of the ER like the pop singer..
1 last thing one..
Ur punches, if User wrote over a third of ya swings then he needs..
A verse written by more Ghosts than the Return of the King to beat me..
One's a jack ass N so are his verses.. but I'm not worried in the worst way..
He's still not pushin his chances as much sci is pushin his wordplay..

Now go throw the same punches EVERYONE else does, only stretch it completely..
And Hype, we coo but start writin for yourself for the first time..



Calefaction and Scientz Tie 5-5

[Hating Mantis]

Calefaction vs Scientz vs Namix


Calefaction


Namix & Scientz aka .....we've been an aka before and can't get enough of Cal tellin us how much we suck

well good..

Namix..
I beat U twice before so I'ma stick to smackin U cowards..
They say the 3rd times the charm but U ain't a bitch wit magical powers..
I stay givin.. U faggots knowledge N yeah I play wit 'em..
Cuz Scientz was a bad excuse for aftermath like shady explainin his racism..
Namix Ur style got mad flaws.. U ain't even got the sense to bitch..
But Ur verses ain't five stars.. this *****'s five stars cuz of censorship..
Plus Ur persistant as a mother fucker.. U just dont stop slut..
Most got a flair for the dramatic, U got signs N a roadblock up..
Sci, battling dont suit U.. I'll be glad when this kids gone..
I dropped half assed N U barely could tie me, U should keep to clip ons..
When speakin on dick sizes.. it obvious N U might say..
Even if Urs are so long, mine's more like thanksforcomingandhaveaniceday..
I swear U'll deny that both of U ain't good.. but its apparent N lies..
When its 'beat Cal or bust'.. N Ur both pullin a Jason Biggs from American Pie..
Some say the RBL is boring N repetitive.. it truth cuz now the fact is..
U kids are a perfect example..
.. beat some no names, get to the title match.. then lose to Calefaction..
Ur both just bad immitations.. I swear U couldn't compare cuz hunches..
Say that Cal's Hi-C when he swings.. U over use Ur generic punches..
Not only are they generic.. but they're stetched, I mean.. wait..
Ur wordplay is so forced.. the rest of the RBL can hear it scream rape..
I could possibly be wack as fuck.. nah.. I'm too hot to beat me..
N if U think its a walk in the park, U'll both end up like chandra levy..

Less than usual.. but enough to smack you kids around.. again..


Namix


Wheaties is the breakfast of champs, so we need to respect it
but behind Cal’s back,
Wheatie’s the champ who’s always gettin eaten for breakfast
cuz last weeks match? i wont say who had that battle one sided
becuz every1 already knows who had that battle won, Sci-did
dont deny it, u sold ur soul to win befo, but it wont help today
cuz im hot off the top like Satans hairpiece, n u got hell toupee
ya’ll aint even a handful for me, like Cals mommy’s tits
n i’d hate to “Bust Sci’s” chops,
…but he’s got even smaller ones on his BITCH
i saw her pic hypocrite, dissin Cals ma when she should diss u
ur girls like an optimist,
cuz her cup is always half full…of kleenex and tissue
i keep speakin the truth, u got a girl but u also like guys dunn
…and being from Buffalo’s no excuse for being ‘bi son’
they kno their asses are kicked, ‘n once Scientz has dipped
Cal will be watchin ‘Raw Hyde’,
…like his white suburban family did
this lil bitch’s skill keeps gettin distorted, wit ryder supportion
his dicks the only thing that aint been blown outta proportion
girls get Cal worked up on this site, and i got to ponder
u only act hopping Mad
…cuz its the closest u’ll ever get to hopping on her
im stopping these herbs… burnin lead thru ur heads
then buryin u alive,
so u go missin as a vegitable, ‘n then turnip dead
n scientz, when it comes to livin on prayers, we kno its fact
so Farve u got by on hail mary’s, like greenbays quarterback
when riders say Sci’s good, its just tounge-in-ass-cheek
‘n only time Cal tipped scales.. was for this vote last week

Originally Posted by Scales

vote=Cale......because no one else wants him to be champ anymore

hahah, on the real, i cant believe that actually counted =)


Scientz


We all seen Cal's picture hahaha...and Namix is a joke all by his lonesome

lets get it on!!!!

cale please listen...
drink protein shakes fam, or it'd help if u ate spam
cuz if u get any skinnier,
we could play a fucking game of hangman
need to be made bigger, get a pure style first
cale i've seen bigger calves,
on any premature cow birth
ur addicted to the rock, sell anything for a slight profit
i'd lay the smack-down,
but u'd steal it, when i take my eyes off it
this aint a black/white thing, but ur so ugly n shit
if any girls into ur race,
she should be removed from all running events
im sonnin clowns, i clap for real, makin u bastard's squeal
so u better hope those hover-rounds, come in a package deal
i'll aim for the baddest, nam...i was trained as a savage
have u in ER so long,
the next season'll be based on ya status
goin out with a bang, when she's alone, i get at ya freak
carrying 357 magnums,
hoping they'll last to the end of the week
cant move in my terrain, coward!! its guts before glory
so watch me get thru 'nam, n come home wit war stories
cal takin dicks cuz he choose too, panties under ya fubu
so used to being rode backwards,
he can't even be shifted in neutral
are u a snitch or homo? for this i wasnt preparing
u talk to the jakes,
but mostly to ask him what is he wearing
nam uses complex wordplay, n kids say "dude is flames"
but half the shit he says dont make sense, like pootie tang
if its 3:30 when i post, to show how much my shits buzzin
i'll still take out 2 by 4, quicker than Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Niccuhs!!!!


Calefaction Wins, Retains Title

[Hating Mantis]

Calefaction vs. The Nebulotic


Calefaction


Nebs aka the black robin williams, minus the whole comedy thing.. yeaaaaaaah

Nebs is shook as fuck.. I'm regulatin this fake N..
He's a fuckin yellow belly N ain't pregnant wit an asian..
I scar weaks N move fast, clips spit when clappin this homo..
So scared, his heart beat was too fast for twista to rap in his promo..
This kids gay.. man features is hardly yo frame..
He's had more pipe laid in 'em then a mario game..
How U think U got a chance when I'm still poppin at U whores..
N even Manic gave U a run for Ur money.. he pick pocketed U for..
Dear 'Tic,.. the closet Cal fan cuz he fear this..
U ain't a big •••••, U a small black parasite, he a deer 'tic
I'm hittin him hard in the chin until this artist is twitchin..
Then U look like U belong in the same trailor park that I live in..
^Ur best diss..
So.. I'm takin this actor when I hold N slam pretenders..
To have him exiting stage left, in a white sheet like his role is a klan member..
Certain cats know who made Ur structure N I'm too vile son..
Cuz I'ma bash Ur Skull so bad.. U have no one to get a new style from..
U dont wanna bring looks in this.. lets see guy..
Ur so bug eyed.. sockets look like they're tapped by the FBI..
This kid is gassed with y'all listenin..
Fuck breakin a leg..
.. I hope U end up in a cast bigger than the one U auditioned with..

now ACT like you won


The Nebulotic


Blah.

Originally Posted by Calefaction

This kids gay.. man features is hardly yo frame..
He's had more pipe laid in 'em then a mario game..

Exactly who's clownin' son? ^^^"That line's dope new shit!"
...that's what I said when Dough used it...back in 2001.
You the product of sexual methods perversed.
Caesarian or the dumpster...either one was ya section of birth.
Came ta the conclusion that you ARE just excrement, chill.
Fuck sight, I only C when my large intestine is filled.
You just shit, and I swear ta God that it's true:
Nobody would've given a YOU, if Epimetheus' shots had hit YOU.
All these actor disses wear thinner with time.
"The world is a stage" mawfucka...where nobody remembers your lines.
Ya streak is endin' here. This a take over, freeze.
My skill been raised over C's like it was from the Eastern hemisphere.
Fuckin bitch, don't even stare at N wrong.
Else get ya "panties in a bunch" like...oh nevamind, ya wearin a thong.
You prob'ly a gross obese bitch whose throat could eat bricks;
You'll be a dead C to rival the size of the one on the coast of Egypt.

Don't even give a fuck no mo...

pe@ce homo.


Calefaction Wins, Retains Title

[Hating Mantis]

Calefaction vs. I.Deal


I.Deal


Read the custom text…


Yall know Cale aint fly.. he dress like a faggot queer
Manic just gave him the first fresh thread he’s had in years
Its sad.. I know. But don’t worry, once my lefts caught him
His face went from RM's frontpage.. to the death column
I suggest fallin back. Cuz pic battling is a fucking disgrace
When I could use your moms titties, instead of your ugly face
Skeletor muhfucka. Ill break you to pieces, knock ya face in
Docs couldn’t pick ya bones up wit the tweasers from operation
& His parents? They cousins who believe in freedoms power
So when it comes to inbred… he aint talkin bout yeast and flour
Please, who released powder? This dude’ll get handily done
Sif gets respected more as an idiot, then YOU do as a champion
Beat me? It cant be done. Come and test me, get burned
You flossin? Ill put two 9’s to ya ice….. like Gretzky returned
You aint really the best in this, no need to get violent
We all know you got a perfect score cuz you cheated on scientz
Now you go to Prowlers? You wont get 2 wins, ur too lame
Hahah… I wonder how it’ll feel to lose to 2 Sins… in 2 days?
Truth is, ur too gay. You got canned from H.A. too
Ur only groupies are nerdy white kids who can relate to you
Face it. Vets hate you, too. Not only the new kids do
Watch my fist put a twist in this square, like a rubix cube
Knock you toothless, you useless. Plus you stay soft
Ill leave you done after 16, like you missed the NFL playoffs


serge dot T: its sad
serge dot T: hes 16-0
serge dot T: rbl champ
serge dot T: no clout at all
ThaSinsEar: hahahahah


Calefaction

- No Shows


I.Deal Wins, New Champion

[Hating Mantis]

I.Deal vs Charles


Charles


The King is here.

You got the crown on now,looking the flyest of wack queers
So ima bury gold in ya chest deeper then pirates of black beard
Your poor as fuck,plus people hate the stink of ya clothes
Its funny how you only ever change attire,when fixing ur home
If you come to fight kid,u wont leave till ya dome is dented
Ur only good with small scraps,when eatin at the homeless shelter
Ideal won't mean shit to society or be rolling with profits
Only gettin to the cabinet position,when its too cold in the closet
Forget makin it big,act like your real n get pasted and hurled
Only blowin up n gettin it poppin,when fuckin your inflatable girl
How you gonna call me easy,when u'll get left boxed n swollen
& when to u a walk in the park is being beat up with ur wallet stolen
You get dick rode like whoa,its funny how heads do like you
Now u love dick jocks,even tho u were bullied by them in highschool
In ur pic ya holdin somethin,but dont think ya fuckin ill faggit
Cuz u aint touched One Mic,like mosta Nas's stuff since stillmatic
Island ran shit for weeks,cale was undefeated n dropping fags
Where i know African kids that faced harder reigns on top then tangs
If you come to battle, i'll make you sweat buckets and gasp
And make beads form round ur neck bigger than the ones in ur ass
The whole world thinks ive got this,this is an inevitable win
Cause even in England people saying Charles is the next to be king
U got scouted playin games with ur homies & once with ur sister
Which is the main reason Rapmusic is now bein sponsered by Twista

Crown me.


I.Deal


24 it is.


Savor the moment, kid. It took 5 months to get here.
& at that rate, you prolly wont be back again till next year.
Now, they say I wont try here… & to be honest its true.
Ive never had to battle anybody with as many losses as you.
Nawww, you've come up. Should be owed new respect.
So g'ahead, pop ya collar.... & let the bullet go thru ya neck.
Better yet, go 'n hide. Facin me? I 'll use the force quick.
U’ll wind up in stable condition.... next to manure & horse shit.
Chuck was excluded since daycare. & Its really quite tragic.
Nothing would ever let him play there... he even tried traffic.
& at school he'd act happy, but long to talk to somebody.
Cause I mean, misery itself didn’t even want his company.
So when it comes to my skill.. don’t talk with doubts, G.
Im your idle. Your whole engine would shut off without me.
Im bein real here. Why would I be frontin wit a whisper?
When my knife game could turn your belly button to a zipper.
I’ll share the truth. This dude be wack & there’s some proof.
Tang’ll teach you how to stunt. Then boobytrap ya paraschute.
Im a pioneer in this shit. Don’t think so? You liein son.
Look at ya verse.. then tell me where you got ya style from.
I mean, look at ya fuckin record kid… you type lame.
If your losses score 1 more touchdown, it’ll be a tie game.
Deal will smash ya mindframe. Get into your nerves.
This is a mind game… & I just put this kid on injured reserve.

BOOM.



Much love for being cool about the extension, man.


I.Deal Wins, Retains Title

[Hating Mantis]

I.Deal vs Richard Corey


Richard Corey


All my scrawled, dissolvin rhymes evolve to bombs and mines
Detonate, but it’s safe to say I.Deals with faggots all the time
He thinks his title match was pay-perview, looked up that night
But it wasn’t, I’m sorry…the empty box didn’t ‘put up a fight’
Thank God for PBA, the real reason why lil’ guy copped a win
But your not ill, wee-man!…You’re just the bitch that lost to him
Accost this kid! I ain’t gay…robbin’ their titles ain’t incriminatin
So I guess, ‘stickin’ it to faggots’…is still an I.Deal situation
The shit you facin’? My phrases compiled, I got my style honed
One shot … I’ll turn this faggots nose ring into a dial tone!
Y’see, I’m an writer! Verbal technician, rhymings the easiest
He's a faceless follower in a trend of pun-firing aspiring comediens!
I’ll slice ya tendons, with lettered tools and a metal-fused appliance
So if he do ‘stand up’ again… it’s a tribute to medical science
Bitch, you’ll get maimed and chilled on ice! Prick, I aim to kill
You can’t break the skin with that dull shit! I’m stainless, still!
I’ll knock this kid unconcious, honest! Get at me some more!
Next week, Sequel will have to remind you why you’re 17-4!
bullets richo-then-shay like stadium, aim for his oscillating mouth
Ya head’ll duck’n fly back like it was migrating south!
You never earned the belt! Be real, bitch still battling delusion
Trust me y’all, I’m body’n Blood like Catholic communions!
My style is un-Orthodox…broke-ass can’t afford to get Rich
I’d go thru his pockets this month and look forward to Lent!
I spit huge slugs, kid! Trust you ain’t prepared for the scare tactics
They’ll turn your most important assorted organs into air traffic!
In the same vain, I’m drainin’ his blood, I’ll hollow this geek, ya…
wanna catch it? I’ll slit ya throat and make ya play follow the liter!
If I say I’m the best, well then grin…shut up and be real with it
Don’t complain! Everyone knows your a moron… ‘Deal witted’


I.Deal


yo dont be throwin rocks, son. if you ask around, its true
those bus stops you sleep in? theyre considered glass houses too
ill smack out this dude. how am i not gon stop him from cakin?
when im the real thing... and RC just a knock-off pop imitation
take shots at ya station. in oral engagements? i leave bruthas wet
have all the coroners pacin, wit floral arrangements on ya mothas steps
fuck you expect? cuz with all them big words, and logical routes
u must be part of the 5%.... who dont know what they talkin about
i mean, look at this filthy bum.. all he got left is his dog & a tent
seriously, even his get up and go.... just got up and went
& that dont suprise me. lil negro, im everything ya rap isnt
fuck around, i'll wet ya face and head up quicker then a baptism
you lack wisdom. say you stuntin? thats lame type frontin, huh
"Aint Too Many Iller" then Richard Corey... its a shame im one of em
dawg, ill throw a quick haymaker and ya ass'll be long gone
ill leave ya eyes puffy enough to model glasses for sean john
ya thirty bars is all the same length... cocksucka you not gutta
i kick terrorist verses. when it comes to you, call me a boxcutter
howd this retard get placed here? hahaha. you owe it to who?
you owe it to me. you was gettin KO'd badly before i voted for you
& you know that shits true. this the RBL, you cant rap here
want a championship? you from the RSTL..... go back there.
with that wording? i dunno why you gassed, i mean ya horrible
so fuckin big headed, i could drive a tractor between ya cornrows
now come on dicky. lets give up the charade, you wack as could be
no matter what way you fuckin slice. you only a fraction of me
plus you rap like a geek. ill show you how to win this absurb game
you do it with punches and personals. not useless text wordplay
muhfucka. wit ya frail ass, you needa retreat 'n get sleep
& hope the number 7 aint lucky.. cuz thats who you facin next week


I.Deal Wins, Retains Title

[Hating Mantis]

I.Deal vs. Cane


Cane

Originally Posted by I.deal

less is more.

sorta true, but i think you should know though
if less is more, maybe you can win this battle with no votes ;)
your mom's annoying man..cause if you don't know
she points and giggles at you..
and i hate people who laugh at their own jokes
promised a win? what's that, a wussy and his word?
so fuck your sig
you're no tiger in the hood, just a pussy in the burbs
you got no props to talk about, your verse was busted
so forget the voters conversations
we already know how much they disgust it
the mods knew this'd be in the bag
cause YOU'RE the champ
and it's no coincidence they interviewed ME in the mag
i'll knock out this redneck with the stiffest arms
cause i throw haymakers, but thats just what it says on your business card
we've never battled, so hey, i'm pleased to meet you
bitch, Nebs no showed cause he wanted to see me beat you
but i think you'll no show..i'm fearin the champ'll...
know his last verse was pathetic, & here's an example
"when it comes to you, call me a boxcutter"..alright kid
i know you didn't bite this..
but don't talk about his verse, YOURS LOOKED JUST LIKE HIS
anything can happen, you might wear that belt with sutures
cause for real, who woulda thought Sur could tell the future?

i can see clearly now, the reign is gone... ;)


I.Deal

- No Shows


Cane Wins, New Champion

[Hating Mantis]

Cane vs. Raphaeill vs Dr. Fuzzy Peaches


Raphaeill/Rhymeageddon


cane keep catchin feelings from a mag like ur in the acme ones....





cane is the curse, so let the tension begin
he put his name to a verse, im embarresed he mentioned me in
left seein stars, but it's the way astrology goes
& cane 'Let his hair down enough, to write it an apology note
come on & hate my verses, but i'm out to give u L's
how can u comment on my verse tho, when u dont have annouce of skill urself
see cane, we all know when ur opponents show
why? well u think getting up to no-good is a fuckin promotion yo
punchlines are homo so, i'll let children blossom young.
when his rights, lefts, & hit the road, are just instructions for crossing one
a whore mom, means certain fame from horrible form
& if rhyme call's Her-a-cane, then fuzzys just a Tropical storm
in 01 they called u Jebus, well it's a lesson for the line...
but peeps are only saying gee- buzz, cuz ur second all the time
it's obvious duke n thats real, C'mon it's the end
see, he got so close to a has-been, storm-g's lost his girl friend



and notice , FUCK fuzzy.. why? because he shouldnt be here.


Cane

cane keep catchin feelings from a mag like ur in the acme ones....

...*owl hoots*..

i'll unload fists to chests, and cause you're a bitch
i'll take your limbs..
and have all foreign casts like the movie eurotrip
who'll win? here's a tricky but sure answer
laughter's the best medicine..
and your ass could write 16 bars and cure cancer
admit it, i'm what you coulda been..
you said i could beat nebs and ideal
so how in the fuck are YOU gonna win?
take your forced multis and leave, all outta fear
but this kid's a virgin..
he'd have too much trouble gettin the fuck outta here
your punches are fuckin pointless, but you're not the brightest
cause the only time that you get in the mag is when you write it
that's a bitch move, so here's another personal
i know you read 'em
if fuzzy shouldn't be here, how come you couldn't beat him?!?
your verse is just plain DULL..you're makin the readers bored kid
just ask the voters, Sur's post has more quotables than yours did
blaaaah blah blah blah blah blah blah..don't be payin mind
i'm just showin people how easy it is to waste a Rhyme ;)


Dr. Fuzzy Peaches

- No Shows


Cane Wins, Retains Title

[Hating Mantis]

Cane vs Tri Optix


Tri Optix

Originally Posted by Cane

"in 99, poeple got gimmicky as built personas and used their rep in hook ups to win."

Champions Are Never Everlasting

Even the bible says Cane is NOT Abel..fuck..I know..aight, look
If you really hate played-out Cane lines, stay away from his rhymebook
Get your arms and knees torn, your face will be horribly deformed
Only reason I havent killed ya, is because you kept my seat warm
Come on man, the only fans you got is in your XBox controllers..
Your punches suck enough, and the fad of puttin links in your lines is over
And youre about to find out..why Im the fan favoriate, it aint hard to tell..
Only upset youre pullin this week,
is that you lied and told us you were gonna sign out the RBL
We know I parked you before..so youre only getting re-served, now listen
Last time you took a Tri-Out, the cast of Queer as Folk were holding auditions
Id rape you..but I wouldnt want your man Nebs to get jealous,you soft fags
We all know that you 2 stick together like the pages in your gay porn mags
Go ahead, put this in your little section of the mag and vent your dry concepts
But the truth is that the RBL wont vote for Cane..they'll vote AGAINST Tri Optix
Give it up..you've had it, dont make have to rip this clown
They'll say Cane went out off the wall..cuz RM's finally taking your picture down..


Cane

Originally Posted by Tri Optix

g'luck though..lets give em what they want.

nice quote, ya fuckin bitch, i gotta grace this kid with lead
if you wanna give the voters what they want, replace yourself with Nebs
Tri thinks he's beautiful, and if he's not lyin since he's older
beauty is like my fist..cause both are in the eye of the beholder
i never play off a verse, but Tri has it comin and he doesn't even know it
cause the fuckin guy's makin excuses for losin..before i even posted!?!?!
and jesus christ, stop actin ghetto ya w.igger, you aint fuckin black
this pussy bitch's never seen a real block like Arizona running backs
phony personals and stale comedy, as weak as your last punch
dude, how the FUCK you gonna pretend i didn't shut you out last month?
Tri could get off on murder without Cochran..
and what i said means..
that this sick faggot sits and jacks off to death scenes
i'll hurt ya feelings kid, cause i'm not out to please queers
son, how the FUCK are you gonna sit on the newbie side for 3 YEARS?!
i'll end this battle with a quote Sequel gave me
and cause i'm honest
i'll tell ya why he asked me back.."To Save The RBL From Tri Optix"


Cane Wins, Signs Out

[Hating Mantis]

Fill In Champ OneDuh vs Richard Corey

Oneduh

If Rich thinks he deserves this match, he must have been mislead
So I'll raise Cane with my verse, since I should be sonnin him instead
Quit rushin the text kid, I'm nothin to mess with
Your verse has alot of hangups, no wonder none of it connected
Don't expect it to be close, there's no hope for stoppin this
Check the predictions, you cant even get a vote of confidence
His losses speak for themself, & tell why the geek's boring
Tri beat Corey, so I don't even need to try to beat Corey
Your topicals are boring & fake duke, just end the saga
To cut a long story short.. I'd pay you a billion dollars
Now diss me for studying your work & sway votes you wack liar
I only put your verse under a microscope in hopes it'd catch fire
We can take it to the streets, now this shit is gettin personal
I got cats that'll get Rich quick, like pitches for infomercials
Heard this freak's into fisting, son's the gayest clown
See I got punches out the ass, he likes it the other way around
Thinkin he'll make it in rap just makes this brotha look dumber
You're scared of One, that's how I know you'll never push numbers


Richard Corey

You opened these cans of whupass yourself! Bitch, you’ll die!
You couldn’t close the lids if you were Renee Zellwegger’s eyes
A privaleged lil’ bitch who succeeds cuz the judges’ve let ‘em
Hell! You’re more of a cliché than your punches and set ups
Yeah, I got fucked, but R.Kelly here? His insides be bleedin’
Dudes plug his Chocolate Factory every time I see him
Lyrically, he’s weak. So for him, what’s essentially left…
but commercials chargin "Hi…I’m Rusty" for Identity theft
His sex-life is useless sans Viagra; he’s downin’ the pills
& Jerk until his fingers do a DiCaprio and drown in the 'film'
Kid’s a loser, dressed in smedium shirts, red-colored Tims
Come round my way in that gettup…and you never will again.
Check my record, folks are impressed, I’ve come into my own
While you choose between the sexes… and come into your own
I’ll blow his heart out and constantly, nonchalantly pop him
And spread "One love" over everyone that’s in the Top Ten!
You will not win! This is extreme, pure viciousness, mean
I’ll feed him his own blood at gunpoint ‘til he pisses his genes!
the quickest of speed, my sword will leave this dude severed
But don’t worry, I hear San Fran puts men like you together.


Oneduh Wins, Retains Title

[Hating Mantis]

Oneduh vs X Sample

Oneduh

JayGood259Oz [9:09 PM]: I honestly didnt like 1 line
JayGood259Oz [9:10 PM]: I think X owes me a public apology for reading that

I bring the bombest text to battles, you're not a threat duke
You'll never get an oz. of respect, when not even oz respects you
Kid stacked garbage like trash compactors.. damn, it's wild
Last time he actually dropped a verse, Calefaction had the title