16. KempoMRK 0-0 vs. 17. Dark Nebula 0-0

MC4SiGHT · 07-04-2006, 03:31 AM

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Topics:
Your TOPICS for this week - 6/26!

DaRk NeBuLa · 07-06-2006, 12:42 PM

wassup and goodluck

DaRk NeBuLa · 07-07-2006, 03:34 PM

votes will go here

KempoMRK · 07-07-2006, 05:32 PM

Shit, I'm gonna go crazy with dread. It's going ahead,
I'm gonna lose both my boys, or so the doctor said,
Fuck that, they ain't classified dead so here's to try,
There's a way for this or I'll be left with years to cry,
I'd shed a tear for my little dudes, but it's not over,
Chop them off? I'd rather have them glued to my shoulder,
But the move I'm making is bolder, so I need to chat,
To the two circular things that are stuck in my sack,
I lift them off my crack and cup them both in my palm,
Telling them how I'll always shield them from any harm,
So up lifts my arm as I reach over for the phone,
Tapping keys then I lift and listen to the tone,
Hearing with a moan whilst I get the busy message,
Fuck it, doing it myself will result in the best shit,
To the west bitch! I scream the sentence in a raw ebonic,
Then I move to the corner and feel for some more chronic,
This states demonic, mmm LSD, shit, I don't give a fuckin,
FUCK! I pull up my trousers and tuck my two nuts in,
I'm bustin to keep relationships stable so here goes,
Out the door, making sure to keep clear from weirdos,
I think they hear though as they're looking strange,
But I move out of their lane and stay out of their range,
I feel a change as the pain stabs bad but in exchange,
I'm gonna find out a solution, it's time to arrange.

Walking down the grange I find myself eyeing a spot,
As talking between themselves I see a nurse and a doc,
I feel my sack in shock, this could be the revival!
A real fucking hope that there's a chance for survival,
SHIT! I trip over some fuck that a faggot musta left,
But this is the actual sign, I can feel it in my chest,
I ain't got time to rest so I rush in past the door,
Not caring anymore about the sick, elderly and whores,
The world is yours pops in my mind so I recite it to A and B,
But then these fucks look like they wanna be layin into me,
Yet I ain't crazy g, so I run past the old and feeble,
Up some stairs into a ward 'n then I see the needle,
Mmmmm I need all my power as I eye people around,
They look blankly, maybe I'm making too weak a sound?
I make some ground then I realise I'm in with deaf and blind,
SHIT! They ain't got the balls to rehabillitate mine,
I see a line moving adjacent and I think yes fuck that,
I run up to someone, "I KNOW YOU'VE GOT A GREAT NUTSACK!",
I end up having to bust back and pull down their lowers,
Ripping off underwear and cursing myself for feeling slower,
FINALLY! The needle pierces straight through their scrotum,
They're going to be ok! I guess I never shoulda wrote them,
Off, but I start to cough and my nuts are crying for life,
FUCK! Dear Testicles, sorry, meet your NEW friend, Mr. Knife.

1. Peril Eyes
you find out that you have testicular cancer… Mr. Blue Vein’s two nutty friends have to be removed. Write a goodbye letter to your testicles.

DaRk NeBuLa · 07-07-2006, 07:49 PM

Wet and glistening, I gazed: suspended by the beauty she shadowed
Getting flooded by a tide so she rolled through a sand castle
Curve of her figure shows muscles flexing down the small of her back
A wedgy puts her draws in her ass - I had to applause, it was fat
Thighs dripping as my eyes move slowly up to her chest
Seeing her nipples stick out, I'm subdued on the subject of sex
A galaxy gleaming captured my sight, leaving my hypnotized
This scene in her eyes makes me see a goddess in disguise
I drop to the side, rest my hands on her waist and assist
In helping her up, but I fell with my face in her tits
She lifts me up to embrace in a kiss with her skirt over her butt
I quickly pull a condom out cuz it kinda felt like I was going to nut
Unbuckled, unbuttoned and unzipped; she did it all in 10 seconds
As I rub her other lips and slide in her skin's wetness
Index and middle finger are glazed, jogging under the satin
As her pantyline is raised, she tenses up, I feel her stomach's reaction
Then rides through with lunges, relaxing;breathing hard so lungs are in action
Heaving her breast against a wet t-shirt, her back arches - plunging in passion
Moaning in melody to baselines of waves colliding together
Grabbing Little Richard and tells me she's coming so that excited me better
Put the condom on and try to get in her with it against her clit
Ready to show her why my nickname is the dic
Gentle strokes as she gives an "Oooohhhh," the dic begins to grow
With her walls hugging it all the way down as it fills the hole
Rest my hands on her waist for leverage because she's begging for more
Harder and deeper, twitching and clawing the soaked sand bed on the shore
Holding her left leg for some force, pushing with her calve on my neck
Splatter in pools with vaginal juices added to flesh
Damn, she's so wet!!Â It's like a hot tub giving it a massage
Swishing when suction noises tell me I'm not missing a spot
She stops me gets herself up and then turns it around
I service a "WOW"Â -Â her ass was toned, but big enough to hurt me some rounds
Learning her style, catching her booty splashing into me
Feel on her bust while I stare intensely at the back of her beauty
Roll my finger down her hair and tightly give it a tug
Lifting her up from every shove while she's dripping in love
Hitting her butt making it bounce, screams escaping her mouth
She falls back sprawled in my lap without taking it out
"Baby come now!!" this blatant suggestion that she makes I'm suppressing
As she jumps on my pelvis trying to break my erection
Shaking and flexing - making my moment through this patient aggression
We're making expressions of fuck faces to gesture displays of affection

I wake up refreshed, dazed about this dream that I had
And freak out realizing my friend's dog is asleep in my lap
Sickened and feeling violated by this bitch and her master
Shove the mutt off me, how the fuck I get in this disaster!!!
Twisted when after I feel my boxers are propped up with some force
With my dic getting fatter and a wet spot across the top of my shorts

Topic: WArm Showers

MC4SiGHT · 07-08-2006, 03:02 AM

Over No Shows

KempoMRK · 07-08-2006, 01:08 PM

Nice verse Dark, but sneaky tactic haha ;-)

Tha_DQ · 07-09-2006, 02:42 AM