Don't get up to piss...It's an RSTL Mini Mag

[Mac Flow]

Intro
Looky here....I know this is gonna be one of the weaker mags you've had in a while, and we apologize for that. Some behind the scenes confusion mixed with the dealings of douche bags such as LiquidLife, Vizz and Spacebar have caused a sidetracking on the part of the mods. Either way, we don't really care if you like the mag or not, we just pretend to be good at what we do, somewhat like Paris Hilton. Now, enjoy the shortened version - Mac


Spotlight
Spotlight

"Pestilence"

Another vet from the olden days has returned, this time it's a writer by the name "Pestilence." I was shocked to open the hall of champions and not see his name listed. If you have read either of the two stories he has posted in his most recent return to the league you will quickly see why. In his most recent match-up he was face to face with Don Vito, a formidable foe at 2-0, and he stepped up to the challenge. Pest, or Ashen Horse as he sometimes goes by, posted a story dealing with father time and mother nature while weaving in classic movie scenes throughout. A technically sound piece with the multi's and vivid imagery, the type of story we have all come to expect to see in a title match, and probably will some day down the future ;). A remnant of an older, innocent rstl, the man you will get to know in the coming weeks may have been ahead of his time. Take a couple minutes and check out his next match, and see how Pest performs in The Spotlight.

Links to his 2 most recent matches:
17. Pestalence 2-0 vs 18.Don Vito 2-0
27. pestilence 1-0 ~VS~ 28. Lay Doubt. 1-0

[Mac Flow]

Another Biter Bites The Dust
By Dic Gets Gully


Once again a biter had been exposed to our RSTL family. It's a wonder to me why they still think that they'll fool us when it's so easy to catch them. This time it's Spacebar so everyone give a big fuck you bitchass biter to this punk ass weakling for not even having the talent to write for an online text board. Wow, stealing for text fame, what the fuck is you're problem in life loser? Did your mom and dad not give you enough attention as a kid, has everybody told you that you have no talent and should make the world a better place by killing yourself. Whatever the problem is fuckface, you're not getting away with that shit here so go somewhere else.

Mr. Spacebar was found out to be a thief in his verse the week before last week that was 1st posted by an established writer far before he posted it. Upon further review by Rikoshay, RSTL's top detective on the scene, it was discovered that the guy he's biting from is an old ass man and there was other pieces that he stole from other writers so he had more than one source to steal from which pretty much proves it's not his work. As you have seen, his match last week was closed because we don't want his kind in here. This makes 5 biters in the RSTL in the last 8 or 9 months, with 3 of them being aliases of Omen. You think we have another Omen on our hands? Maybe, who knows.

The thing that strikes me as weird is this spacebar fag is sticking around under that name and acting all casual like he's done nothing wrong and isn't ashamed of his thievary in the slightest. Posting in the threads where he's been acused and responding like a crooked politician as he types bullshit that doesn't answer any of the accusations against him. Give it up stupid ass and just admit that you bit if you're gonna hang around. If not, I propose that everyone spits at him in every thread he posts in. I'll start it off because I'm almost certain he will post in this thread too. You sicken me bitch........ You've given my computer keyboard a bad name by refering to yourself as one of it's main keys.

:Dic spits piss across the Spacebar:

[Mac Flow]

Top 5 Stanas
By Dic Gets Gully

5. Doyen

Dear Megan,

i'll always be the man you met, you never have to worry
time is on our side, relax!, you never have to hurry
though everything is blurry, the mystique creates a fixture
a curious future develops, delaying faded pictures
i hear your voice...
an angels whisper, it's so soothing and smooth
it's elegance is evident, see it seduces the mood
i want you in my room...in awe from your beautiful view
your face it glitters, the baby-sitter of a luminous moon
i'll be true to you boo...i promise...i value your trust
through thick and thin, our innocence, even powerful lusts
i say this now cause i must, your the sun to my day
my umbrella when rain's sending some trouble my way
i never wanted to wait, and yea, im gonna debate
but for now im positive that i love ya "today"
but enough with the games...i wanna commit to you
this is true, no more interregations or interviews
but....
i still keep missing you...hugging and kissing you
i cant even sit with you or just chill in my living room
instead im ridiculed, your underage and still in school
i have to wait, but that's OK, and worth every minute too
i'll never misconstrue...god is giving me a choice
and if im patient, i'll be making this decision full of joy
no commitment is a toy, and the difference with a boy
and a man, is men appreciate what's giving and rejoiced


4. Pestilence

The hands of a Grandfather Clock ticks in reverse…
Father Time lounges watching the sickly get cured…
Watching the Heavens Gate cult hail and flail at comets…
Father picks the Jack back up and inhales His vomit…
We’ll take this back ten years, hand’s chaffed from a gun…
Spinning backwards until contemplation begun…
Happy face in the case of He and Nature raising a Son…
And in such a case the race of the World begun

*Mother Nature’s a bad girl, drunken the Dad swirls…
****ing up the recipe in cooking a Mad World…*

As the boy boarded Cecil B. Moore morbid…
Finding a warm pole on the train and coiled it…
South St. Starbucks left his plan thwarted…
All he wanted to do was to shit on a warm toilet…
Walking across the corner to Jim’s Steaks
He saw a worker friend Jake that Snaked
Him a cheesesteak covered in cheddar cheese…
2 bags of Bickels and a can of Genessee…
It seemed like a peddler’s dream, where’s Ja Rule,
To solve problems, ultimately he was not full…
No past, no future, and no mistaking the present…
2005 Father Time stopped counting laying half deadened…
Watching His son stumbling along the turn table…
Hearing Fat Tuesday Crowds humming “Earth Angel�
But the Earth Angel has fallen into a Mutant Us…
The first Child born from Nature’s bloody Uterus…
God loved her but she cheated with Father Time…
All the time- forming an awesome rhyme…
Made by the poor souls that stare up-
looking for their real Dad…
Yet God has to take care of…
You don’t think God Cries or gets mad…
But do stepchildren ever listen to their stepdad…


3. Vizz Blade 2.0

...THAT MORNING...
the sun was unforgiving of the fully clothed men
you could almost scald your head against the metal helmet
the smell of death is compelling and its only getting thicker
almost 100 degrees...this is vietnam's winter?
the soldiers were broken and splintered
none of them pros, just beginners
at night it got colder than ever, the decomposed boat was thier tinder
stranded here, and it figures...the plan was totally senseless
the rumors started milling on who had made the decision
...to bring them here to begin with in ninety sixty seven...
to just throw on thier camfolauge, n leave thier wife n children
thier lives are filled with grief cuz a commander in chief
hates that communism made its way to our streets
now its them and the trees
and the sickening stench in the breeze of thier death and defeat
the captain gave the order but nobody could retreat
as the boats sailed away and they were ambushed on the beach
the ones able to flee hid inside an orphanage
but charlie was sadistic and didnt care if orphans lived
so they said fuck the kids and just fucking mortared it


2. RIKOSHAY

Absorbing the hurt, I head back to the lab to begin recording the third.
Transporting the words of my story to verse. On euphoria’s verge…
…my body is riddled with bullets in a notorious burst.
At the hospital the next day, Lord it gets worse.
my presumed dead papa pops up, saying he’s there to support me, at first,
but shortly it turns to asking for a loan he says he will, of course, reimburse.
I had to bounce, despite my ailing condition. I had a prevailing sus.picion
the attempt on my life was a betrayal of a best friend and my assailant was within
shooting range and not about to fail in his mission to curtail my ambitionz.
At court the next day, in a wheelchair, I couldn’t rise when the bailiff insisted.
“Only God Can Judge Me� but Man sentenced me to 4 years jailed in a prison.
I won’t detail, with precision, the abuse of a “Young Black Male� in the system.
I just prayed that Mary Hail me with wisdom to make my bail acquisition.

It’s hard when the law finds a man guilty, regardless if all signs
point to innocent, yet, through the darkness, the dawn’s shines.
A man came to me and said “If you put your heart in some raw rhymes
making records for me, I’ll make you the best selling rap artist of all time.
Post your bail today and get my lawyers to have you pardoned of all crimes.
I’ll also provide you personal security because I’m deep with the gangs.
The type of thugs with no friends, only enemies they keep within range.
Just do as I command and these are the benefits you’ll reap in exchange.
I made a bargain with the devil and told myself ‘People can change.’
The results were immediate, I took a flying leap into fame.
Receiving heaps of acclaim as the best to keep the sheep entertained.

[Mac Flow]

1. JOOK

Dusk sat upon the horizon, I realized I was forced to stay
As I drunk my gruel 4 feet from where the corpses lay
Burnt flesh, decapitated, and even shrilled guts
They would not even waste 7 cents on a bullet to kill us
Morality no longer existed, barred with honed daylight
Ironically I would be made to construct my own gravesite
I talked to God last night he had a rather gentle smile
He never opened his mouth but said “Lanzi it’s been a while�
“You no longer pray to me, but I am still within you�
I asked how he would allow such a des.picable venue
He answered softly and said he did not want to awake the others
But that he liked how I stood up when they came to rape my mother
I couldn’t remember clearly but he healed my brain
“I made you unconscious so you wouldn’t feel the pain�

Then it all made sense, Several times I stared in deaths pupils
Misconstrued the meaning of life but now it all felt mutual
Because death glanced back at me and walked past
With a presence that wouldn’t fail to hualt mass
I’ve witnessed a million lives pass beyond earth’s corridor
It made me stronger and able to tolerate hurt further more


Perception and Reality
by Tekneek

The following section is a close-up look at the RSTL through the third eye in seeing what exactly is perceived by most as opposed to what is reality. As an opinionated piece, readers will either agree or disagree to the following but then will also allow them to think over what they view the particular example therefore, making it something to think about… which I feel is the purpose. Here we go…


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PERCEPTION:
Vern-acular aka Doyen is in a slump.


REALITY:
Nothing is wrong with him right now. Obviously, the fire in him is off and his right mind isn’t solely set on the RSTL. Some of his mechanics seem to be a bit on the lower than his usual, but then again when you’re arguably one of the greatest, everyone will come at you like it’s their last day on earth writing. In time, he’ll come back and make his presence felt --- otherwise being at the top and seeing that it’ll take effort for anyone to be where’s he at… Vern might get bored maybe!?

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PERCEPTION:
L-Dogg is not really that good of a writer.


REALITY:
L-Dogg is as menacing a writer as people like Mac, Rikoshay or Vern. On his best day, he can’t be toppled. Already crediting himself as 2003 tourney winner and a 1x RSTL champ, he’s a switch that can turn on whenever he feels like it. At times, he may come through a bit on the lower end in the light of beef or exposure, but if he stays on point he’ll be on point no doubt about it.

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PERCEPTION:
Ex-champions that are no longer in the RSTL will make the league better if they come back.


REALITY:
To have them return would be a great thing. But those newbies who are trying to comeup and make a name will find a roadblock on their way to the top. The system of rankings in the past have those who’ve been in the league previous have priority in being ranked in the top 20. Pressure to the newcomer?? That might be so, but if that’s what’s required for the young bucks to comeup and show and prove… then welcome to your reality.

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PERCEPTION:
Ex-champions who’ve won the belt twice are worst than those above them.


REALITY:
Again, If you look at the folks who have it 2x are astounding writers. Dahlohner, RC, Black Jesus, and Tali are some key notables who are arguably better than Peril or Mac or Talent… but in the records (on the site), no matter how bad you may think you are compared to the rest, having your name stamped as champion is doably far more prestigious and coveted than boasting word of mouth what you’ve done. People who accomplish things that lay it down on paper or in this case on the site will be seen that way moreso than what people know you as from what hasn’t been kept in record.

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PERCEPTION:
If the number of topics given each week is minimized to a small amount, the league will flounder.


REALITY:
Even when we boast that a true writer can rock to any topic, the reason why nobody will abide or agree to that is it will not preserve a win for them running for the current week. People are focused on and doing their best in getting a win and with a bigger range of topics to choose from, it allows them more ease and access in running their imagination. However, having a very small amount of topics is what makes a person a true writer. But in the RSTL, importance of keeping people around is what keeps it alive---so in this case, the perception addressed here is true in reality.

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PERCEPTION:
Aliases in the RSTL is harmless and beneficial only to that person.


REALITY:
Aliases are an access to cheating. As proven with the Omen incident as well as su****ions on Spacebar, moderators of the RSTL should have access to retrieving ISP/IP address identifications on every name entering the league so that they know who’s duplicating names and what not. I rarely ever use aliases at all and feel that it’s a sense of cowardice and escapism from readjusting/fixing your true character in the original name. Images become tarnished and reputation always get pressed against… but in time, when things simmer and the coast is clear, retaining the original name back to its norm is pretty much inevitable. Aliases should not be legit in the league.


Outro
Well, that's all we had. No interviews this week...not much goin down. We did have a fantastic week last week of most people showing and the top 20 was HOT...as Riko pointed out there were some real nice matchups. Let's keep it up...good luck kids.

[Balthowsai]

Good mag; I can only assume you didn't read my verse though. Heh.
Peace.

IllaMentalz!!

[Spacebar]

Originally Posted by Mac Flow

Another Biter Bites The Dust
By Dic Gets Gully

I'll start it off because I'm almost certain he will post in this thread too. You sicken me bitch........ You've given my computer keyboard a bad name by refering to yourself as one of it's main keys.

:Dic spits piss across the Spacebar:

Are you serious? Bah.

Thanks for the entire section about me, even though it was drawn out and got boring half the way through just like your RSTL verses.


And what are you doing spitting piss?

[J o o k]

Shit you know I like the mag bring it back next week fellas I be slackin too on them rbl shits. Imagine doing TWO mags by your lonesome. The life of j o o k. Hoffa!

[LDogg The King]

hey..a mags a mag.. good work

[DiC GeTs GuLLy]

Originally Posted by Spacebar

Are you serious? Bah.

Thanks for the entire section about me, even though it was drawn out and got boring half the way through just like your RSTL verses.


And what are you doing spitting piss?

You could never beat me spacebitch, not even with your stolen verses...... Dic's spit piss stupid ass..... Just like an idiot to not understand something so simple

Go google some sites for you to bite from faggo. Ur not welcome in here, but I knew you'd post something, just like I mentioned in the article cuz that's what weak ass bitches do.......

[Anonymous]

Biting anything over the net is pretty sad. Biting period is gay. But biting for some net daps it's overly pathetic.

Blah.

Mag was ok. Balth had a dope verse. I read that shizzle last week. A lot of stuff over-looked by the mag. Eh. But I wouldn't be wasting time writing a mag for a league so props.

[Spacebar]

Originally Posted by DiC GeTs GuLLy

You could never beat me spacebitch, not even with your stolen verses...... Dic's spit piss stupid ass..... Just like an idiot to not understand something so simple

Go google some sites for you to bite from faggo. Ur not welcome in here, but I knew you'd post something, just like I mentioned in the article cuz that's what weak ass bitches do.......

I've already destroyed you.

Give it a rest.

Also, if you want to be a dick that spits piss, be my guest.

Fag.

[RIKOSHAY]

Once, when I was young.

[yo momma]

Dic ignore him.

You didn't give a fuck about him before, why should you now?

Kids a nobody.

Leave him be.

[Spacebar]

Originally Posted by yo momma

Dic ignore him.

You didn't give a fuck about him before, why should you now?

Kids a nobody.

Leave him be.

I'm nothing like you, stop.

[Pent uP]

you know, i would acctually prefer topics chosen by the mods....

[DiC GeTs GuLLy]

Space, you've never beaten me so stop dreaming bitch, lmao.

Moms, I don't trip off bitches, you know that. This fag obviously no life so he steals for net fame...... Pathetic

Pent, lmao..shut up. I'm helping out, I see you don't mind me helping out the ptl. I picked the topics out for that too...... Stop trippin

[Spacebar]

Originally Posted by DiC GeTs GuLLy

Space, you've never beaten me so stop dreaming bitch, lmao.

Yes, Yes I have.