This is going to be short and bitter.
Fuck the voting. Man, I know I shouldn't be one to talk because occasionally I don't manage to find time for all my votes, but jesus tap dancing christ. I was just looking through my old rstl matches and saw almost all of them in say... april/may timeframe had almost 20 votes on them. You know why? I'd like to say because I'm so damned sexy, but I am going to go with the old no-show voting rule. How about maybe bringing it back, a little. Vote on 2 matches if you get a no-show. We're not going to stop people from no-showing until we get cooperation from American Airlines to fly around for free to personally beat all those no-showin bastard's asses Jay and Silent Bob style. So basically, fuckin vote. Especially on my matches, damnit.
SWEAT THE SMALL SHIT, PLEASE! (Rstl article)
-the 'sweat the small shit please' article
Anaphora: So, Mr. Talent... is the name supposed to be ironic?
Talent: nope.
Talent: it was just a bullshit thing that i came up with on the spot
Anaphora: nice
Anaphora: So if there was one thing you could change about the RSTL, what would it be?
Talent: dmetrius's name
Anaphora: what would you change it to?
Talent: something that doesn't have a d and an m adjacent.
Talent: how the fuck do you pronounce that?
Anaphora: I think it's similar to DuMbass
Talent: like for instance, Demitrius
Talent: wouldn't that be nicer?
Talent: greeks are crazy
Anaphora: I worked for greeks once, it was horrible
Anaphora: speaking of greeks, it is 6:20 on thursday, are you planning on showing this week?
Talent: greeks sweat like crazy
Talent: of course
Talent: and i haven't even started my verse
Talent: lol
Anaphora: that is by far the best way to go
Talent: works every other week
Talent: besides, my opponent sucks
Anaphora: (and yea, greeks are really hairy too. I knew this one greek who was bald, but could have a combover from his back hair)
Anaphora: its a wonder that lame cat keeps in the top 10 all the time...
Anaphora: what's your favorite letter?
Talent: P
Anaphora: because of penis, poop or pornography?
Talent: no, because my name is Paul
Talent: (acutally, because of peepee)
Anaphora: Paul Francis actin like he's on the same drugs...
Talent: so, Ana, the people want to know
Talent: why are you so picky in your voting?
Anaphora: oh no, you turned the interview around on me like michael moore...
Talent: are you an obsessive compulsive case?
Anaphora: I'm not THAT picky in votes.
Talent: ahem.
Anaphora: I just mention stuff I notice so that people can maybe begin to notice it themselves while writing
Talent: yeah
Anaphora: I don't so much 'sweat the small shit' unless I'm writing that new article bullshit I'm doing
Talent: i just tell people to read a book
Talent: but that doesn't work
Anaphora: why read a book if you have an internet rap site to post on?
Talent: why post on an internet rap site when you can read a book?
Anaphora: because books aren't digital, and only digital is top of the line
Anaphora: why do you think everyone has digital cable at least, if not satellite.
Anaphora: digital radio.
Anaphora: why use an abacus if you can use a Gibson supercomputer?
Talent: i don't even know how to use an abacus
Talent: but i've always wondered
Talent: how did we get to talking about greeks again
Talent: ?
Anaphora: but doesn't that bring us back to the smelly hairy greeks?
Anaphora: hahaha
Anaphora: So when Bush gets re-elected as they find bin laden right before the election, do you foresee any changes at rapmusic.com as Jeff is such a staunch supporter of the democratic party?
Talent: bush will only get reelected if the world stays ignorant to matters of true importance
Talent: and if that happens, nothing will ever change
Talent: right?
Anaphora: Hey, don't call americans ignorant, that's unamerican
Anaphora: and they're freedom fries
Anaphora: what have the french done for us, besides help us win our independence, give us a national icon, and then not get the favor returned? Oh well, fuck it.
Talent: anyway, imout
Talent: interview is over
Outro: Um, go vote, and submit some goddamned topics. That is all. The end.