Relate your last night with your girlfriend in a poem to be read at her funeral
***Steps up to the podium***
Ahem, as you all know this was my baby, I loved her to death. To see her pass was something that I couldn't imagine. This is something I wrote in the midst of my tears...
To think of your ass in the air, was more than beauty
And you passing the glares, I knew I'd score the booty
Long hair, perfect figure... you was alot of work for a n.igga
But, Lord knows the tricks you turn with a squirt of the liquor
Had urges to dick her, in the living room with parents there
Shaved cooch for me, saw nothing.. just transparent hairs
We can laugh at the nights, you grabbed at the sky
When you was riding the dick when your ass is up high
But as I laugh then I cry, cause then I do bawl
Cause you was talented, could suck the white off a cueball
I had two balls, you'd empty it on a regular basis
I'd hit home, and make you cum without steppin on bases
WIth extravigant faces, you'd drip things of passion
You walked bow-legged at times... the feeling's lasting
Especially earlier today, we were all over the room
You told me to let go, it's best fo' my kids to be all over ya womb
Oooooh... shit, of course when my penis in your mouth
You'd let me space travel from Uranus to Venus then I'm out
But what I'll remember the most, is when you licked my sac
And when I got mad and snapped you'd literally kiss my ass
Then I'd hit that back, make it arch and toes curl
I just wanted to let you know... that you're my whole world
...thank you
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DAT N!GGA aka WyldCard
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