STORY LINES
you are the reflections in a body of water somewhere- talk about it
Relate your last night with your girlfriend in a poem to be read at her funeral
Be as offensive, and politically incorrect in a verse as possible.
You're an intelligent white male, and keep getting accosted by minorities blaming you for all their problems... but you've never done anything personally to anyone... try to express that.
You're a black man in South Africa and you just got word that apartied is over!
your a waiter/waitress and a customer of yours asks you out on a date, you tell he/she no, but they keep coming back, insisting you wait on them, expand...
it's around the 1840's, you're faced with a decision to join one of two rival gangs...
an earthquake just took place, you were in your bathroom, you turn the knob of the door, it doesn't open, nor does it help knowing you're claustrophobic
fed ex has dropped a package at your door, you open it to find something that nearly kills you, what is it, expand...
tell in your opinion, what really happened on 9-11, was bush behind it all, become bush, and tell his story
TOPICS
Alcoholism
From First to Last
Revelation
A Night To Remember
The Show Must Go On
Alaska
Road Rage
Tyranny
Life Savior
A Christmas Story