Top 10 Matches
1- Vern Acular V 2- Dmetrius
I hate writing reviews for myself, but someone has to do it, anyway, down to business, as you all know im defending my title against Demetrius, but who is ol, D, we all though he was an alias, possibly clause house, but I don’t think so, either way, the kids got skills, at 9-1 with the 1 loss being a mere blemish due to ano-show, he’s yet to catch his first L, the people like him, as do I, but unfortunately one of us has to lose, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want to win, so I wont say it, but I do know like last weeks close match with the talent, it should come down to who wants it more, who draws the readers attention, * puts on make up, I mean war paint * damn it…
3- Erykah Cain V 4- Jowelz
ok im happy to say that since the league’s been back, this should be the first #1 contenders match without a no-show, jowelz known for posting the day of or after threads are posted, is sure to be here with his magnificent imagery filled verses, with his only downfall being voting, come on turby, get those votes in, it’s hurt you in the past you know what im talking about, and this week you may need em, cause she’s got skills, unfortunately she’s proud to be a slut so I hear, but that doesn’t take away from her magnificent writers voice, every week im in awe, she’s got amd potential, this could be an upset, or a runaway, but id know that you both better vote, cause if it’s close and you don’t vote, you mights as well of just no-showed, it doesn’t pay to break the rules, lol, I sound like a gay politician, touch my thighs mr. Bush, just do your thing guys (and sluts) I mean gals
5- Awedishin V 6- Baron God
I love Mac, he loses, then doesn’t run away like most cats, he stays in the league, and now he’s just a couple steps away from another shot at supremecy, bring an appealing flow and wonderful use of words each week, he’s back climbing again, and he’s a 3x champ too, but look at his opponent, is it omen, author nyse, shawn acrimony, NOPE!…sorry….it’s just plain ol Baron God, he could be an alias, but who care, ol boy got skills, at 5-0 he’s one step away from pre-mature ejaculating on the #1 contenders thread, (opponents please don’t wear tight clothes), but to get there he has his first actual testie, I mean test, in front of him, baron is good, awedishin is good, but who’s better, find out this week, in the possible match of the week
7- Desenuts V 8- Tha Talent
lucky # 7, is it just me or is desenuts always in the # 7 spot, this man fluctuates more than Tekneek acting his age, and like a teenager, all I can say is he’s consistent, I think, sometimes, he’ll write a verse that is like O M G, other times it’s like, I woulda busted a nut, but your teeth rubbed my dick the wrong way, jesus christ stay consistent, all I can is tha talent isn’t a walk in the park, so dese better bring his a game, cause tha talent fell just short again last week, and by now im sure it’s frusturating him, im call you Die Hard for now on, but he’s due for the title, he deserves it more than anyone here, and I wanna see him get it, the question is will D bring the fire or the logs, we’ll just have to see
9- Wise Punches V 10- Infinite Truth
both of these cats are remarkable, wise at 7-1 and IT at 30-4…the records are lovely, this is hard to break down, IT has a complex style, and he’s the current record holder with longest streak in wins @ 16-0, as well as a 2x champ, most thought he was MIA, but he was here posting under the alias Unorthodox, like his style, he wen 8-1 with it, but now he’s back to IT, top 10 status, but look at ol Wise Punches taking the league by surprise, slowly but surely, I don’t know where his loss came from, may have been a no-show, but he keeps winning, kids got game, but is he going for the kill, or is he gonna rub IT down in some body-oils due and call him dady, cause IT is back with a purpose, Wise is an underdog, but it should be a close one…
Up & Coming by Rapter2k
Up comers of the RSTL
New comers who have made an impression so far……
By rapter2k
Anaphora
Holy fuck, this was one fire verse. It was based on hitler’s decision of why he did genocide, and he twisted cos I didn’t work this out till he actually did the ending. The whole idea of God telling Hitler to kill people was just weird but worked so well. This kid just needs to work on his diction slightly and the placement of words, and id he continues to drop this he will sonn be looking down at the rest of the league
Malosovich
For a total new comer this verse was incredible in its imagery. The opening line was of a standard which I usually only see from the greats like Vern acular and author Nyse. This kid got imagery noticed and the whole depiction was brought to life. Just needs to work on spelling (which was awful) and bar length and this writer could go far.
Harlequin
Though this writer won with a no show, this verse was still fire. It was based on the idea of signs and a some computer game apparently, but the topic and the description of events was elaborate and the actual topic itself was done very nicely. Just needs to work on vocabulary and flow, as it fell at times, but definetly has talent. And what the hell at that post having over 300 views, obviously some kinda joke!!!!!
Closing Statement
I just wanna say thanks to everyone participating, and thank you for baring through the re-structuring, hopefully I will have my mod status soon, but until then, I’ll be giving this to ym2 to post, hope you liked the mag, and im looking forward to seeing some good matches this week, thanks again and good luck to all
-Vern
02-08-2004, 03:01 PM
