10. Baron God & Defcon_5 VS 6. Magic Johnson & Wise-Punchlines

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Old 01-06-2004, 02:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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10. Baron God & Defcon_5 VS 6. Magic Johnson & Wise-Punchlines


THE RSTL TAG TEAM TOURNEY



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Minimal Line Limit: 16 lines (per partner)
Maximal Line Limit: 32 lines (per partner)


YOUR TOPIC THIS WEEK:


" Im the sickest emcee with my partner while we teamin'
Leavin those opposin us left with face full of semen'
Im relievin' yall like pitchers in the 9th before I finish
__(Tag team partner)____ and ___(Your name)___, the first to leave you diminished! "


(Drop a rhyme by both of you about how ill your tag team is and spit metaphors and hot similies about your top notch status and why u the illest!)



DUE DATE:

(verses) THURSDAY 10:00pm PACIFIC/1:00am EASTERN
(votes) SUNDAY 10:00pm PACIFIC/1:00am EASTERN


VOTING:

* "Rapper 1" and "Rapper 2" EACH must post their own 6 votes on their thread or failure to do so will result in 1/2 vote takeaway in their own match per URL not posted! ---- IN ANOTHER WORDS: 12 URLS must be shown or you lose 1/2 for each that isnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Crew votes are counted as 1/2 vote!!!

* Ryding and Paybacks are being monitored!


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Old 01-06-2004, 06:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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this will be a good match....

the topic is like.. weird... just how i like it. goodluck to erryone.


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Old 01-07-2004, 01:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'd just like to say.........

..Before all verses even in, No other team can win..
..Tek, Grab the whole state of Mich., You'll still be a bleedin Chin..
..In the fields of bodies burning, I throw siamese twins inta the piles..
..Now Trap and Talent are on fire with their similar styles..
..Jowelz and I.V., Theres No fee, You'll be hurled for free..
..While L-dogg's jowels slobber the nuts, This is World War 3..
..Level Defcon_5, Baron Mind, I bring the Infinite Truth..
..My Vern-Acular surpasses ya, Ya'll some faggots in an intimate spoof..
..This aint a movie brothers its the Doobie Brothers, Ya'll gettin THAT damp..
..Ya'll pussies either wet or shot..
..Its Insanity ya'll dont need to Awedishin for FAT CAMP..
..We smokin ya'll, U's gettin left in a gourney or ditch..
..Erykah Caine aint the only one I'd call in this tourney a bitch..
..I got the scope 4Sight n, U's better hope ur Write'n-
..The best shit of ur lives, We marijuana soldiers, Ya'll a lonely pair..
..In this blast sport, Garner a passport to Strike Tony Blair..
..Shells gallore, Shots from me and Wise'll leave ur wife beater drippin..
..We blood in blood out, The family, Guy, like Peter Griffin..
..Your all fucked, WE ur Worst Enemies, Team up, try an' maim this..
..And we aint forget about the rest, YALL JUS DYIN NAMELESS..
ITS OVER..



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Old 01-07-2004, 07:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 01-08-2004, 12:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Two brand-Name Cats that Stay Strapped at our Stage Acts
And maime Wack, Lame Hacks who Say That their Chain's Phat
Plus when we Blaze Wax .. the outcome is Genious Like
I'd free a verse and Defeat The Hype, you took all Week To Write
You Feeble Types pose No Challenge, sound nice but ya Flows Average
.. Pac'll probly Return 'fore you Weak herbs Show Talent ..
The Whole Planet is w. me, stop with those Scripture's Man
Cause when you crowd surfed .. the shit really DID Hit The Fan's
When Gripping A Pad and pen, heads know im Tongue Lashing
.. And cop two copies of my album, incase the One Scratches ..
I could Drop The Wackest i can, put my Tactics In A Pitstop
.. And STILL destroy you, in EVERY Aspect Of Hip Hop ..
The Kids Got originality .. it's proven Fact That Im Nice
While y'all boast of Platinum And Nice, & sound Wack On The Mic
God cant believe i exist .. im a myth Wonder Created
While the Source gave me Six Mics; & Insist I'm Underrated
When Orchestrating a verse .. yeah im Actually Best
My neighbour Called To Ask if id mind Autographing her Chest
You Plantinum 'Vets' hate us, but i see why we Offend You
Cuz women throw thongs on stage 'fore we even arrive at the Venue!
We Loosen Up with Groupie Sluts & head on The Floor
Just to get their Head's Nodding 'fore we even Perform
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BANN ME IF YOU WANT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
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Old 01-08-2004, 05:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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nice verse.. u know if Defs posting?


Wise should be posting tonight...
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Old 01-08-2004, 05:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 01-09-2004, 12:12 AM   #8 (permalink)
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heres a lil something real quick

Whats cooler then being cool..Doobie brothers thats right..
We pure hip hop..You rock hard like whats in crack pipes..
This slaughter b,We do shit right..The way it outta be..
We pimps they not they get no brains like a labotomy..
Magic a legend..and wise a man to be treasured..
The doobie brothers..nortious for getting more pussies then animal shelters..
How do we keep it cool..they ask how has the fame not got to ya..
dont do autographs..we got our own stamps we that damn popular..
Slapping a whore..Boost our ego this aint even braggin no more..
When fans get in..quoting our verses then juss laughing at yours..
Us doobies get the groupies to show there southern hearts..
Cuz accent and all they be like ya'll welcome to cum round de'se parts..
We step onto stage..girls all ready to get hot and bothered..
Every kid wonders why we so nice..Rm's duo of barney and Mr Rogers..
Fans try to get around..We bring a rushhour when our bus is on tour..
I can tell you this you have no chance like a broken monopoly board..
Who knew wise, and magic enjoy fucking with these fools lives..
Doobie brothers aint a joke..
theres more beaten bitches on our record then a house for abused wives..


Doobie Brothers! we are number 1
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Old 01-09-2004, 02:45 AM   #9 (permalink)
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omg.. im blazed.. NICE verse homie..

guess deffy noshowed....


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Old 01-09-2004, 05:23 AM   #10 (permalink)
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my vote links.
http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread...71#post8115971
also voted on krisp/art writaz & dust1 n rhyme, forgot to copy n paste the link.. lol
http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread...98#post8115998
http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread...06#post8116006
http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread...17#post8116017
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Old 01-09-2004, 02:22 PM   #12 (permalink)
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http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread...33#post8115993
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http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread...33#post8116004
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http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread...33#post8116015
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Old 01-09-2004, 10:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
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DAMNNNN baron had a tight verse.. it's really too bad deffy let him down.. I'm seriously impressed.. I think it was good enough to actually stand on it's own against Wise n Magic.. but unfortunately.. when one no shows. the whole shows blown.. sorry baron.. maybe next time homey.. but if I had to rank standing verses in order.. I have baron.. followed by wise.. followed by magic..
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Old 01-10-2004, 01:00 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i wasnt feelin magics ..the all the names thing just wasnt my thing.. everything seemed forced an nothing stood out. an barons was to much like a battle verse instead of boastin bout his team... wise came nice.. held it togeather for his team


vote wise an magic.

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Old 01-10-2004, 01:24 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 01-10-2004, 02:54 PM   #16 (permalink)
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yea basically... thats to bad BARON...

My vote MAGIC & WISE.....
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Old 01-10-2004, 05:33 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Damn Baron had a sick verse..for real, if Defcon would have posted something, lets say even if it was half decent..they could have taken this but Baron alone..sorry bro

However Baron, I found the final part of your verse just too nice

God cant believe i exist .. im a myth Wonder Created
While the Source gave me Six Mics; & Insist I'm Underrated
When Orchestrating a verse .. yeah im Actually Best
My neighbour Called To Ask if id mind Autographing her Chest
You Plantinum 'Vets' hate us, but i see why we Offend You
Cuz women throw thongs on stage 'fore we even arrive at the Venue!
We Loosen Up with Groupie Sluts & head on The Floor
Just to get their Head's Nodding 'fore we even Perform

^Good job here, really loved it..flow was always on point

Wise you had some aight lines, nothing to real jump in joy about but some nonetheless

Slapping a whore..Boost our ego this aint even braggin no more..
When fans get in..quoting our verses then juss laughing at yours..

^lol, cracked a smile outta me

Fans try to get around..We bring a rushhour when our bus is on tour..
I can tell you this you have no chance like a broken monopoly board..

^This was coo


Magic's verse didnt peak much interest out of me, read the whole thing and didnt real see much that was eye-opening, Wise pretty much carried this himself

..Level Defcon_5, Baron Mind, I bring the Infinite Truth..
..My Vern-Acular surpasses ya, Ya'll some faggots in an intimate spoof..

^That was probably your only good part..rest was just..ehh

Vote - Wise & Magic..man poor Baron for real
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i actually thought baron's verse was the weakest out of the 3.. his lines didnt seem that original.. nothing i aint seen or heard in an old school battle verse.. i dunno.. too old school to me.. coulda been yer idea, & even if it was, i wasnt feeling it

wise's was decent.. some pretty funny lines..

We step onto stage..girls all ready to get hot and bothered..
Every kid wonders why we so nice..Rm's duo of barney and Mr Rogers..
Fans try to get around..We bring a rushhour when our bus is on tour..
I can tell you this you have no chance like a broken monopoly board..
Who knew wise, and magic enjoy fucking with these fools lives..
Doobie brothers aint a joke..
theres more beaten bitches on our record then a house for abused wives..

that made me chuckle

not all that bad

magic came original.. although a lot of people disliked it.. i thought it was a decent idea.. although played in storytelling, in battle verses it aint used just like that all that often.. so i thought it was straight.. had some nice lines, decent flow, and a dope rhyme scheme

vote- magic & wise

by far

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Old 01-10-2004, 06:28 PM   #20 (permalink)
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well this was gonna be hot until Defcon no showed lol

Wise's shit was pretty original, kinda rushed but nice nonetheless for the most part....good content and solid flow of course, decent lines overall....nothing majorly impressive but solid all the way through with the overall quality....
Magic's shit was aight...the names thing was a little lame in parts but mostly good....could have done a little better job of staying on the actual topic but it was still aight...not bad by any means...

baron's shit was good, had some good fire lines mixed in with some aight stuff.....overall a good quality verse that would have held some serious weight had deffy showed, but with his verse to those 2 it's obvious Wise and Mag get the win

good luck next round

vote = Wise and Magic
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