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10.You have been, seeing this girl for 2 weeks. U guys havent had sex but on that one special night you guys finally have intercourse.....You roll over the Next morning and shes Gone....and Left u a Note, Saying
what? expand, explain the evening-Mr Rstl
s'been 2 weeks n' Tickin and we still ain't hittin
but if she puts out tonight... all will be forgivin'
got my crib fresh, dinner cooked to unhook dem' big breasts
got the 411 on this one, all night talks got her from the mid-west
I guess.. it's best that one waits for heaven
she fine as fuck, it'd be fuckin' fine if I was hittin shit by 11...
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
game time, dames arrived fine, thick and gorgeous
damn - by the way she's dressed I can't tell who's horniest
feelin' the love as she hugs, I tug on myself to refrain
I can already hear this dame up and yell my name
my dick fell in pain not wantin' wait, just pass the pleasantries
that ass meant for me, tempting me ta' get locked up for centuries
... rape... but I'd rather recieve this bliss willingly
so we sit, eat, as she's fillin me with boring stories killing me
"...and when I was three" - like honestly, who gives a fuck?
you ••••• be cuz if you ain't.. I rape... and get locked up
call Spock up, I invested two weeks, to me it's logical
I begin to show body language hostile, gettin' hot n' tropical
she stops n' toggles her perception of me
she speaks... "listen baby, I ain't givin' it up unless you love me"
I hear a translation
"....Hump Me...."
"s'all lovely, ya know I've fallen for you hard
I'm calling ya heart, nothings gonna pull us apart
we're meant for each other, like Noah and the Ark"
I park my past stratagies and begin to execute this
the temptations now fluent, should I really do it?
lie through my teeth just ta' get you to my bedsheets
it tempts me, and tempts me until she interupts
"you want me to fill your glass back up?
that's when I notice, she's gettin me drunk as fuck
so I'm gettin pumped up ta' hit that fuckin dump truck
guess it's dumb luck, all I had to do was say I love you
and that's enough to just up and fuck you???
shannigans are afoot.....................
at the time I forgot that I knew it
this some true shit, I've slipped girls in the past a roofus
didn't wanna do it, that shit's just foolish...
so we continue through with the good times and all
got drunk outta my mind and all...
cuz after that point my minds a blur like receptionless tv
I awake from my sleep, room lookin kinda empty
by the looks of it, I guess she regrets ever meetin' me
all I see is a note, but where is she??
no used condoms to be seen, did I get any pussy???
I pull myself up, grab the paper taped to the refridgerator
"I had a good time, see ya later..."
I'm like what the fuck? did she just reap my world?
then I see it
"PS- Pay your Fucking Bills!!""
Signed,
THE REPO GIRL
(.... and all my shit is gone....)
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...J O HN P L A YR
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