CraKa JaK 1-0* beats Juked via no show

Quriosity · 02-11-2008, 10:13 AM

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CraKa JaK · 02-11-2008, 01:58 PM

jeah checkin in

CraKa JaK · 02-11-2008, 03:09 PM

A love so blind
She saw past my eyes
Made me forget bout the lasers
Used to feel like a mutant, her kisses made me drop the razors..

Life was cruel, gettin by not the same as you/
I was somethin new, the world ain't ever seen the disease in dude/
No cornea, no retina, no eyes just two holes of hell/
Black as night with fiery red, no doc or holy water made me well/
Special homeschool and no friends, a dark feeling all life/
It grew, pain everyday age 16 went under the knife/
Not my eyes, my wrists, this had to be hell I seeked heaven/
Wasn't man enough to finish the job so new ideas I stayed fetchin/
What a curse, take off my glasses burn the city/
Try to die, too pussy and god took no pity/...

22 years old, at home, a bald cripple knockin told me his name is Xavier/
Told me a story of others like me, gave me his address, said come by later/
They were known as X-Men, some crazy motherfuckers with nasty powers/
Walk through walls, a blue boy with paws, a bitch who made rain showers/
Cool peoples, then I met the doctor on board/
"I'm Jean Gray" 3 words and a quick glimpse, already loved the broad/
We hit it off, she understood me, I felt normal/
After 22 years I didn't need to get off to the porno/
I had a real live woman, it was mutants meant to be/
She didn't need to use her body, her mind powers would fuck me/
Use the laser vision, burn "I Love Jean" into stone walls/
My heart fluttered. butterflys in my stomach just when she'd call/
Her voice was my escape from the problems and tribulations/
I look into her eyes, she looks into my specs, and hours are wasted/
We could lie by each other all day all night for all eternity/
Finally asked her to marry me, she replied "Certainly!"/...

25 now, engaged, in love, I know what its like to be happy/
Me and Jean, we should be stronger then ever, but she hasn't been too yappy/
I wonder whats wrong, there can't be a problem....can there?/
I swear, I find out crusty ass Wolverine tryna hit it, i'll zap right through that nasty hair/
Something going on, she stays on the phone with anonymous, no love for my erection/
Textin, I go to check it, bitch got the password protection/
Wolverine you porcupine fuck, i'm fixin to finish you/
You been crushin on Jean since you got here, act hard but I see the bitch in you/
I want her, I need her, i'm gettin to the bottom of the mystery/
One morning caught her sneakin out after fistin me/
Yeah I'm into freaky shit so what, back to the problem/
Half naked, tip toe'n out the door, I followed almost sobbin/
I knew I was about to face the truth, I knew it was gonna hurt/
Tailed her to the beach, in twenty minutes smoked 20 newports/
Shakin and shiverin, swervin on the streets/
She parks up oceanside on the beach/
Take my time, calm my nerves, take a look at whats poppin/
See her hug another woman, then they lips lockin/
Tongues connect, with hands grippin tight around the waist/
Stormed the beach like V-Day and i'm Tom Hanks/

This bitch was takin sexy pics of my broad, said "what the fuck is this"/
She said "I love you Scott, but I also love clitoris"/
Explained her lesbian fantasies and how she had fallin for girls over mans/
I had to drop her, hit a threesome, pawned the engagement ring for a couple grand/
Now you can catch me and Night Crawler at the circus/
We got the mutant powers, these hos got mutant faces, but know how to work it....

J o o k · 02-15-2008, 06:54 AM

Craka wins via no show. Post two voting links if you want your win to count.

CraKa JaK · 02-15-2008, 10:31 AM

[Week 1] Bonnie Bathory 5-1 v. Everest 0-0 (VOTE NOW!!)

[Week 1] Lucifa 10-4 v. Alias2 0-0 (VOTE NOW!!)

Insanevillian · 02-17-2008, 01:30 AM

this was okay..

to be honest i wasn't into reading an x-man love story, and it kind of bored me...

your lines are a little stretched, but hey you won and there is nothin to compare it to....

i'll tell u this though, if i was gonna write an x-man story i woulda added more twist to it, and a hell of alot more action, but shit u put in work considering this was a no show verse so i figured u deserved a look at...

pz...

CraKa JaK · 02-17-2008, 02:15 PM

no doubt yeah I know mad rusty and I hated the topics so fuck it lol hopefully drop better next round good looks on the critique much love

Quriosity · 02-18-2008, 07:17 AM

craka jak advances via no show

02-11-2008, 10:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
Quriosity Michael Clayton of Text Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Atlanta, Ga Posts: 19,097	*CraKa JaK 1-0 beats Juked via no show ----- RSTL Official Rules & Regulations ----- VERSES DUE: Every Thursday @ 11:59 PM PST VOTES DUE: Every Sunday @ 11:59 PM PST LINE LIMIT: 16 ≤ YOUR VERSE ≤ 64 NO RECYCLING, NO EXCEPTIONS • Extensions may only be granted if a moderator has given consent prior to a verse being posted in the match OR your opponent gives his consent • If granted, the extension will override deadline for both participants • CHECK-INS are encouraged, but not required • Verses MUST incorporate AT LEAST 1 of the provided topics • A failure to show will result in a loss by default • If your opponent fails to show, you MUST STILL post AT LEAST 4 lines (4-15) AND 2 voting links in order to claim victory • A Championship Title WILL NOT be decided by way of no-show!!! • If an opponent fails to show in a Championship match, the remaining participant will be ranked as the number 1 seed, but will not be considered a Champion until a win by vote • You MUST vote on AT LEAST 4 matches AND post links in your thread • EACH link NOT POSTED will result in a 1 vote DEDUCTION • You MUST also vote on the Championship and Contender matches and LABEL your links accordingly • Your votes MUST be AT LEAST 2 lines in length per verse to be counted • If your opponent fails to show, you are still accountable for voting on AT LEAST 2 matches as well as posting those links in your match!!! • Votes posted AFTER DEADLINE will NOT COUNT in a TIE or CLOSE match, thus possibly resulting in a loss!!! • Voting is open to PARTICIPANTS, RSTL MODERATORS, and PAST CHAMPIONS ONLY!!! • PAST CHAMPIONS MUST vote on a MINIMUM of 4 matches in order to be counted as a legitimate voter ---------------------------------------------------------------- Any changes must be agreed upon by both participants and cleared by a moderator MODERATORS ARE LAW OF THE LAND __________________ .textmastersoftheuniverse. calefaction lucifa thereturn alias2 magus quriosity speedycalhoun johndough bonniebathory metasin sephiroth ((JOIN THE RBL NOW)) ►► CLICK ME, CLICK ME** ◄◄ Last edited by Quriosity; 02-11-2008 at 10:20 AM.

02-11-2008, 03:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
CraKa JaK Frantic Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 8,300	A love so blind She saw past my eyes Made me forget bout the lasers Used to feel like a mutant, her kisses made me drop the razors.. Life was cruel, gettin by not the same as you/ I was somethin new, the world ain't ever seen the disease in dude/ No cornea, no retina, no eyes just two holes of hell/ Black as night with fiery red, no doc or holy water made me well/ Special homeschool and no friends, a dark feeling all life/ It grew, pain everyday age 16 went under the knife/ Not my eyes, my wrists, this had to be hell I seeked heaven/ Wasn't man enough to finish the job so new ideas I stayed fetchin/ What a curse, take off my glasses burn the city/ Try to die, too pussy and god took no pity/... 22 years old, at home, a bald cripple knockin told me his name is Xavier/ Told me a story of others like me, gave me his address, said come by later/ They were known as X-Men, some crazy motherfuckers with nasty powers/ Walk through walls, a blue boy with paws, a bitch who made rain showers/ Cool peoples, then I met the doctor on board/ "I'm Jean Gray" 3 words and a quick glimpse, already loved the broad/ We hit it off, she understood me, I felt normal/ After 22 years I didn't need to get off to the porno/ I had a real live woman, it was mutants meant to be/ She didn't need to use her body, her mind powers would fuck me/ Use the laser vision, burn "I Love Jean" into stone walls/ My heart fluttered. butterflys in my stomach just when she'd call/ Her voice was my escape from the problems and tribulations/ I look into her eyes, she looks into my specs, and hours are wasted/ We could lie by each other all day all night for all eternity/ Finally asked her to marry me, she replied "Certainly!"/... 25 now, engaged, in love, I know what its like to be happy/ Me and Jean, we should be stronger then ever, but she hasn't been too yappy/ I wonder whats wrong, there can't be a problem....can there?/ I swear, I find out crusty ass Wolverine tryna hit it, i'll zap right through that nasty hair/ Something going on, she stays on the phone with anonymous, no love for my erection/ Textin, I go to check it, bitch got the password protection/ Wolverine you porcupine fuck, i'm fixin to finish you/ You been crushin on Jean since you got here, act hard but I see the bitch in you/ I want her, I need her, i'm gettin to the bottom of the mystery/ One morning caught her sneakin out after fistin me/ Yeah I'm into freaky shit so what, back to the problem/ Half naked, tip toe'n out the door, I followed almost sobbin/ I knew I was about to face the truth, I knew it was gonna hurt/ Tailed her to the beach, in twenty minutes smoked 20 newports/ Shakin and shiverin, swervin on the streets/ She parks up oceanside on the beach/ Take my time, calm my nerves, take a look at whats poppin/ See her hug another woman, then they lips lockin/ Tongues connect, with hands grippin tight around the waist/ Stormed the beach like V-Day and i'm Tom Hanks/ This bitch was takin sexy pics of my broad, said "what the fuck is this"/ She said "I love you Scott, but I also love clitoris"/ Explained her lesbian fantasies and how she had fallin for girls over mans/ I had to drop her, hit a threesome, pawned the engagement ring for a couple grand/ Now you can catch me and Night Crawler at the circus/ We got the mutant powers, these hos got mutant faces, but know how to work it.... Last edited by CraKa JaK; 02-11-2008 at 10:52 PM.

02-15-2008, 06:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
J o o k free the oppressed. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Bay Area, Ca Posts: 9,653	Craka wins via no show. Post two voting links if you want your win to count. __________________ "Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimal food or water, in austere conditions, training day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon. He doesn't worry about what workout to do - his ruck weighs what it weighs, his runs end when the enemy stops chasing him. This True Believer is not concerned about 'how hard it is;' he knows either he wins or dies. He doesn't go home at 17:00, he is home. He knows only The Cause." Win or Die. Still want to quit?

02-17-2008, 01:30 AM	#6 (permalink)
Insanevillian STILL in CHARGE Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Oakland, Ca Posts: 16,322	this was okay.. to be honest i wasn't into reading an x-man love story, and it kind of bored me... your lines are a little stretched, but hey you won and there is nothin to compare it to.... i'll tell u this though, if i was gonna write an x-man story i woulda added more twist to it, and a hell of alot more action, but shit u put in work considering this was a no show verse so i figured u deserved a look at... pz... __________________ ELITE

02-18-2008, 07:17 AM	#8 (permalink)
Quriosity Michael Clayton of Text Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Atlanta, Ga Posts: 19,097	craka jak advances via no show __________________ .textmastersoftheuniverse. calefaction lucifa thereturn alias2 magus quriosity speedycalhoun johndough bonniebathory metasin sephiroth ((JOIN THE RBL NOW)) ►► CLICK ME, CLICK ME ◄◄

02-11-2008, 01:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
CraKa JaK Frantic Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 8,300	jeah checkin in

02-15-2008, 10:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
CraKa JaK Frantic Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 8,300	[Week 1] Bonnie Bathory 5-1 v. Everest 0-0 (VOTE NOW!!) [Week 1] Lucifa 10-4 v. Alias2 0-0 (VOTE NOW!!)

02-17-2008, 02:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
CraKa JaK Frantic Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 8,300	no doubt yeah I know mad rusty and I hated the topics so fuck it lol hopefully drop better next round good looks on the critique much love

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