[The Awards] The Official 2007 RSTL Awards Ceremony

[Quriosity]

--- SEASON I ---
By MCQuriosity


. . .


Needless to say, the RSTL has been a functioning league for quite some time. Many moderators have dedicated their precious time in the past to ensure the progression and success of this league. From Tekneek, the original, to other familiar faces such as Insane Villian, Dic Gets Gully, and TaLi among many others. All of these names and more have shared a role in the growth and success of this league that still continues on today.

From personal recollections, I never thought much of the RSTL in its early years. I took part solely because I loved to write, ending my brief stint with a 12-2 record. But I was a die hard RBL participant, being a 3 time champion, and I never actually took the time to get involved with the league. Now I can honestly say that I sincerely regret my absence from the history of this league.

The RSTL has proven to be of the strongest, if not the strongest, league that RapMusic.Com has to offer. It has withstood the test of time and only continues to grow in strength and dignity.

It wasn't until the RBL had long been dead and Cereal Killer announced a tournament to revive the life of the once great league that I finally took interest. Soon after, Cereal Killer bailed with his pants at his ankles after suffering a defeat in his own tournament, and I, who had also been defeated, attempted to continue on with the tournament. Of course Jeff, otherwise known as Janitor, could care less about the league's existence and therefore never granted the powers that I had asked for and therefore the tournament failed drastically.

But, I did succeed in sparking the interest of one of RSTL's great competitors, Jook, who would go on to convince Jeff of the need for moderator powers, thus landing us here at the end of our first successful season.

We are now at the dawn of 2008, as well as the beginning of the playoffs and ending of the first season of the new RSTL. I would like to thank Jook for his help and dedication, as well as the rest of the participants and those, whether consistent or not, that have lent a hand in our undying progression. Thank you very much.

Without any further adieu, here are your results for the RSTL Awards of Season I.


. . .


---[ The Lifetime Achievement Award ]---

He has surpassed the century mark for wins under his belt, which is an achievement like no other, and he has also won the most titles among any other participant in the history of the RSTL. Besides these obviously phenomenal records, this participant has also appeared in over 20 title matches with the most title defenses ever while serving for over 120 weeks of competition.

However, despite these more obvious reasons for acknowledgment, the RSTL would like to honor our very own RSTL Great, Vern Acular, with the first ever Lifetime Achievement Award for his dedication to this league and his excellence in writing. He is a profound author and has proven his abilities without question. Also, he is a humble writer given the superfluous amount of skills that he possesses, and he always stands for the right cause. He does not gloat more than necessary nor does he cause needless trouble with freeposts and trash talk. He simply gets the job done, and done quite well at that. The time that he has spent here is greatly appreciated and we, the moderators and the league as a whole, hope that he continues to play a role in the success and enjoyment of this league.

Vern Acular, I proudly and humbly bow my head in your respect as I present to you this coveted award. You, my friend, are truly the definition of not only a great writer, but a great participant, competitor, and human being (on the internet, that is).

Thank you for your dedication and excellence once again.

[Quriosity]

. . .


-- The MVP/Most Valuable Poster Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
TheReturn	4
Eye-Rime	2
Got Life?	1
Jook	1

-- The People's Champion Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Lucifa aka Lokstok	3
Poetickz	2
Bonnie Bathory	1
Jook	1

-- The Best Storyteller Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
TheReturn	2
Got Life?	2
Dic Gets Gully	1
Nah Son	1
Vada	1

-- The Best Topical Writer Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Vada	4
TheReturn	2
Got Life?	1
Mound 10	1

-- The Most Incoherent Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Tekneek	3
Lord Drama	2
Alias2	1
Baron Mynd	1
Fist	1

-- The Most Creative Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
TheReturn	3
DaAlmightyDolla	2
Bonnie Bathory	1
Got Life?	1
Nah Son	1

-- The Most Consistent Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
TheReturn	3
Got Life?	2
Eye-Rime	2

-- The Best Flow Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Vada	6
Dic Gets Gully	1

-- The Rookie of the Year Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Lucifa aka Lokstok	2
Eye-Rime	1
Trybz	1

-- The Best Comeback Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Eye-Rime	3
TheReturn	3
Nah Son	1

-- The Most Underrated Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Trybz	4
Dougie G	2
Apogee	1
Poetickz	1

-- The Most Overrated Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Baron Mynd	4
Dic Gets Gully	1
Infinite Truth	1
Jook	1
Jowelz	1
Vada	1

-- The Most Improved Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Lucifa aka Lokstok	3
Trybz	2
Apogee	1
Bonnie Bathory	1
Eye-Rime	1

-- The Most Comedic Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
DaAlmightyDolla	6
TheReturn	2
Dic Gets Gully	1
Nah Son	1

[Quriosity]

-- The No-Show King Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Infinite Truth	4
Headless Verseman	2
Lord Drama	1

-- The Most Washed-Up Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Tekneek	3
RICO	2
Jook	1

-- The Missing in Action Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
TaLi	4
MC4SiGHT	3

-- The Best Voter Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Eye-Rime	4
Lucifa aka LokStok	3
Tekneek	1

-- The Biggest Dick Riding Voter Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Got Life?	3
Tekneek	2
Baron Mynd	1

-- The Moderator of the Year Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
MCQuriosity	5
Jook	3

-- The Most Hated Moderator Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Cereal Killer	6
MCQuriosity	1

-- The Most Hated to Love Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Got Life?	6

-- The Biggest Whiner Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Baron Mynd	4
Headless Verseman	2
Dic Gets Gully	1

-- The Biggest Ego Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Got Life?	4
Baron Mynd	2
DaAlmightyDolla	1
Nah Son	1

-- The Verse of the Year Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Vada "The Fairy Tale"	3
TheReturn "Little Katherine"	1
Nah Son "It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others"	1

-- The Match of the Year Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Got Life vs Trybz	3
TheReturn vs Vada	2

-- The Biggest Surprise of the Year Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
The league's dopeness	3
Baron Mynd being gay	2
Bonnie Bathory reaching the champ match after being beaten in the contender match	1
Eye-Rime reviving the league	1
Headless Verseman being a racist	1

-- The Biggest Let Down of the Year Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Jook not voting	3
Baron Mynd being gay	3
Cereal Killer bailing on the league	1
Recycling in the league	1

-- The Funniest Moment of the Year Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Baron Mynd being gay and battling himself and using multiple names to vote	3
Got Life? & Nah Son's match-up using the unicorn pictures	1
Headless Verseman being banned when he didn't think Jook had the power to do so	1
"I Need A T-Pain Feature" section of the magazine	1
Tekneek's return	1

-- The Beef of the Year Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
Got Life? vs Lucifa aka LokStok	2
Baron Mynd vs 90% of the RSTL	1
Got Life? vs Eye-Rime	1
Got Life? vs Nah Son	1

-- The Most Impressive Achievement Award --

Results:

NAME	VOTES
TheReturn for 4 title defenses	6
Eye-Rime for reviving the league, moderating, and competing	1

-- The Top 10 Writers of the Season --

Calculated by order ranked by participants. A vote for yourself was not counted towards your total. Votes were calculated by the number ranked by each individual meaning the less times you were voted for would also equaled the less amount of votes for your name. This also means that those who actually voted were not allowed to vote for themselves meaning a lower number of points than those that did not cast votes. However, the average rank correctly shows where you were ranked on average by adding each rank and dividing by the number of times ranked.

NAME	VOTES	AVERAGE RANK
TheReturn	40	1
Vada	44	2.2
Nah Son	51	2.5
Eye-Rime	36	3.8
Got Life?	40	4.33
Poetickz	33	5.5
Dic Gets Gully	24	6.2
Lucifa aka LokStok	18	7.4
Baron Mynd	16	7.8
Bonnie Bathory	8	9

[Lucifa]

cool shit .. feeling them po-po shields son ..

will add .. that I was hoping for the Voter one most .. nevermind .. there's always next season .. (or year?)

[DaAlmightyDolla]

i was robbed 4 most creative.....

i now have no choice but 2 pull out the big guns in the first round of the playoffs

[Quriosity]

^lol at you guys

yea, i'll do a mini award ceremony for each season and then an overall for each year if im even still here by the end of the year

but that's what i envision

it just so happens that this season ended with this year, or regular season anyway

[Got Life?]

match of the year should have been me vs nah son, much better match, and my unconditional love joint got a vote for verse of the year yet it's not up there, eh?

[TheReturn]

I wish I could put police badges in my sig. Nice work on all of this Q, and for the whole year.

[Got Life?]

I dont' see the badges because i'm at work, but yea...if TR and I started a crew it would be renowned as the RSTL Super Duo holding all the awards worth holding.

[Lucifa]

Baron was moaning he wasn't getting votes for awards .. he's got atleast 2 shields ..

[Got Life?]

ironically both in correlation to the afformentioned moaning...

job well done on beef of the year buddy...keep it up you fog breather...

[Quriosity]

GL, you're the only one who voted for "Unconditional Love"