19. rocket (2-2) vs. 20. Dougie G (2-4)

J o o k · 12-31-2007, 12:05 AM

The New RSTL Rules and Regulations

VERSES DUE:Friday 11:59 pm EST. NO RECYCLING.

Verses posted after the deadline will not count! UNLESS you post your verse before mods close threads (for some odd reason), and your opponent agrees to let your verse stand.

VOTES DUE: Sunday 8 PM PST. 4 votes per participant, POST LINKS in your match. Each link not posted will result in a 1 vote deduction up to 4 votes obviously.

*Votes posted after deadline will not count in a tie or a close match, thus possibly resulting in a loss. GET YOUR VOTES IN.
You are also required to vote on the Championship, and Contendership match which will be included in your 4 votes.

If you are not in the league you cannot vote, unless you are an ex champion. Ex champions must vote on a minimum of 4 battles for their votes to count.

*Check-in (Posting in your match to show that you are aware the match exists) is encouraged but not required.

*Verses MUST incorporate at least one of the provided topics and must be at least 16 lines and must not exceed 64 lines.

*Anyone who does not post at least 4 lines, incorporating at least one of the provided topics, is considered a no-show.

*During check-in, you can ask your opponent to agree to a line limit (Minimum 16) and if your opponent agrees, Moderators will hold both participants to that limit.

*Posting between 4-15 lines is considered a no-show.

* EXSTENSTIONS will be granted on a case by case basis.

*If your opponent no shows you will still be held accountable for posting TWO VOTES.

*Votes must at least be 2 lines in length for each verse.

NO SHOWS WILL COUNT AS A LOSS.

Lastly: Moderators have FINAL say over all situations that arise.

Amendments

1. Mods can vote.

2. You're opponent automatically gets the same extension deadline.

3. You cannot win a championship by no show. You will become the number #1 seed, but you must win by vote to be a champion. This does not apply for defenses.

rocket · 12-31-2007, 01:12 AM

check

Dougie G · 01-03-2008, 07:27 PM

votes
1.7. vada (7-2) vs. 8. TeKneeK (3-1)
2.17. Condescending (2-2) vs. 18. Lucifa (9-4)

rocket · 01-04-2008, 10:46 PM

gonna post by 12 PST

Dougie G · 01-05-2008, 12:22 AM

So now my girlfriend left me, and I was feeling single
So I hopped on myspace, and I was ready to mingle
I immediatly saw this chick, that I wanted to meet
And she begin to tell me what she wanted to be

Wanna be your private Miss Nasty

fullfilling all your fantasies
giving you kisses that last 4ever
making each one sweet
devouring all of you
as my everyday treat

Wanna Be Your Private Miss Nasty

have you drunk off my secret potion
and sticky from loves lotions
while I'm video tapping love sessions
watching in slow motion
coming up fast going down slow
giving you tounge massages
from head to toe

Wanna Be Your Private Miss Nasty

finding new ideas for chocolate dips
I want you to relax
while I write you love letters with my hips
tounge ring being over worked
bodies being double twirked
from hush undertones
of orgasmic moans and groans

Wanna Be Your Private Miss Nasty

no need to worry cause I am sure to please
so shhhhhh lay back
and dont forget to breath
OOOOHHHHH, so can I be Your Private Miss Nasty???????

Girl
guy

So 30 minutes later I was sitting in her crib
Looking around like "Yo, this is where you live"
Outside bright and shiny, inside dark as shit
"I'm looking for a man with the hardest dick"
"Slow down ma, I dont even know ya name"
"Well I'm looking for a man, not a boy playin games"
"Well you wanna watch a movie, I brought "Save the last dance"
She wasnt even listening, just taking off my pants
"Can you please slow down cuz i wanna get to know ya"
"Can you please shut up, cuz all I wanna do is blow ya"
Now I know this sounds gay, but I started getting scared
But all my fears went away, when she started giving head
After I came, "Right now I could die at 22"
"be careful what you wish for, cuz it might come true
"Well it's time for me to go, I think we're about through"
"Hold on, wait, I'm ready for round two
"I'm sorry, maybe next time, I got shit to do"
"So just like the rest, it's all about you
"Ok let me get a drink, fuck you, and then it's over"
"Wait no drinks, I want you to fuck me sober"
"well I'm wearing a condom, I aint cummin inside you"
"Ok no problem, cuz all I wanna do is ride you"
I had no problem, cuz she was lookin pretty light
Then she got on top, the pussy was pretty tight
She bent over to kiss my neck, I didnt even fight
No need to protest, on the best night of my life
She was giving me a hickey, that turned into a bite
As she took away my life, I couldnt move a muscle
"You didnt have to die, I only wanted to fuck u"
his Phone rings with a messege "Sorry baby, I LOVE YOU"
"In this devilish game of chess, you were only a pawn"
"I needed to feast, on blood, before dawn"

rocket · 01-05-2008, 02:04 AM

okay work has me tied up for another few hours so it'll be up by the morning

Dougie G · 01-05-2008, 02:07 AM

man dude you didnt even request an extension, fuck that shit, I win, that's a no-show and I WIN. HAHAHAHA!!!

J o o k · 01-05-2008, 03:03 AM

Lol Dougie G wins. Rocket you still want in the tourney this week?

Dougie post links.

TeKneeK · 01-06-2008, 10:06 PM

dougie i liked ur post this week... i loved this rhyme... very entertaining....!!!!!

91

Dougie G · 01-06-2008, 11:29 PM

your joking right, I mean i think all my verses are hot but I got a 91 are you serious, a 91

TeKneeK · 01-07-2008, 12:37 AM

sometimes simplicity does wonders in my judgment on verses...... u gotta keep that in mind buddy...

Got Life? · 01-07-2008, 06:57 AM

Dougie, no one takes tek seriously he's trash...take everything he says...throw it the fuck out...and keep elevating...

12-31-2007, 12:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
J o o k free the oppressed. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Bay Area, Ca Posts: 9,652	19. rocket (2-2) vs. 20. Dougie G (2-4) The New RSTL Rules and Regulations VERSES DUE:Friday 11:59 pm EST. NO RECYCLING. Verses posted after the deadline will not count! UNLESS you post your verse before mods close threads (for some odd reason), and your opponent agrees to let your verse stand. VOTES DUE: Sunday 8 PM PST. 4 votes per participant, POST LINKS in your match. Each link not posted will result in a 1 vote deduction up to 4 votes obviously. Votes posted after deadline will not count in a tie or a close match, thus possibly resulting in a loss. GET YOUR VOTES IN. You are also required to vote on the Championship, and Contendership match which will be included in your 4 votes. If you are not in the league you cannot vote, unless you are an ex champion. Ex champions must vote on a minimum of 4 battles for their votes to count. Check-in (Posting in your match to show that you are aware the match exists) is encouraged but not required. Verses MUST incorporate at least one of the provided topics and must be at least 16 lines and must not exceed 64 lines. Anyone who does not post at least 4 lines, incorporating at least one of the provided topics, is considered a no-show. During check-in, you can ask your opponent to agree to a line limit (Minimum 16) and if your opponent agrees, Moderators will hold both participants to that limit. Posting between 4-15 lines is considered a no-show. * EXSTENSTIONS will be granted on a case by case basis. If your opponent no shows you will still be held accountable for posting TWO VOTES. Votes must at least be 2 lines in length for each verse. NO SHOWS WILL COUNT AS A LOSS. Lastly: Moderators have FINAL say over all situations that arise. Amendments 1. Mods can vote. 2. You're opponent automatically gets the same extension deadline. 3. You cannot win a championship by no show. You will become the number #1 seed, but you must win by vote to be a champion. This does not apply for defenses. __________________ "Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimal food or water, in austere conditions, training day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon. He doesn't worry about what workout to do - his ruck weighs what it weighs, his runs end when the enemy stops chasing him. This True Believer is not concerned about 'how hard it is;' he knows either he wins or dies. He doesn't go home at 17:00, he is home. He knows only The Cause." Win or Die. Still want to quit?

01-03-2008, 07:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Dougie G Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Hinesville Ga Posts: 299	votes 1.7. vada (7-2) vs. 8. TeKneeK (3-1) 2.17. Condescending (2-2) vs. 18. Lucifa (9-4) __________________ The Republican Party Dougie G-The Return-Jook NO-SHOWS ARE FOR FAGS Last edited by Dougie G; 01-06-2008 at 10:21 AM.

01-05-2008, 12:22 AM	#5 (permalink)
Dougie G Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Hinesville Ga Posts: 299	So now my girlfriend left me, and I was feeling single So I hopped on myspace, and I was ready to mingle I immediatly saw this chick, that I wanted to meet And she begin to tell me what she wanted to be Wanna be your private Miss Nasty fullfilling all your fantasies giving you kisses that last 4ever making each one sweet devouring all of you as my everyday treat Wanna Be Your Private Miss Nasty have you drunk off my secret potion and sticky from loves lotions while I'm video tapping love sessions watching in slow motion coming up fast going down slow giving you tounge massages from head to toe Wanna Be Your Private Miss Nasty finding new ideas for chocolate dips I want you to relax while I write you love letters with my hips tounge ring being over worked bodies being double twirked from hush undertones of orgasmic moans and groans Wanna Be Your Private Miss Nasty no need to worry cause I am sure to please so shhhhhh lay back and dont forget to breath OOOOHHHHH, so can I be Your Private Miss Nasty??????? Girl guy So 30 minutes later I was sitting in her crib Looking around like "Yo, this is where you live" Outside bright and shiny, inside dark as shit "I'm looking for a man with the hardest dick" "Slow down ma, I dont even know ya name" "Well I'm looking for a man, not a boy playin games" "Well you wanna watch a movie, I brought "Save the last dance" She wasnt even listening, just taking off my pants "Can you please slow down cuz i wanna get to know ya" "Can you please shut up, cuz all I wanna do is blow ya" Now I know this sounds gay, but I started getting scared But all my fears went away, when she started giving head After I came, "Right now I could die at 22" "be careful what you wish for, cuz it might come true "Well it's time for me to go, I think we're about through" "Hold on, wait, I'm ready for round two "I'm sorry, maybe next time, I got shit to do" "So just like the rest, it's all about you "Ok let me get a drink, fuck you, and then it's over" "Wait no drinks, I want you to fuck me sober" "well I'm wearing a condom, I aint cummin inside you" "Ok no problem, cuz all I wanna do is ride you" I had no problem, cuz she was lookin pretty light Then she got on top, the pussy was pretty tight She bent over to kiss my neck, I didnt even fight No need to protest, on the best night of my life She was giving me a hickey, that turned into a bite As she took away my life, I couldnt move a muscle "You didnt have to die, I only wanted to fuck u" his Phone rings with a messege "Sorry baby, I LOVE YOU" "In this devilish game of chess, you were only a pawn" "I needed to feast, on blood, before dawn" __________________ The Republican Party Dougie G-The Return-Jook NO-SHOWS ARE FOR FAGS

01-05-2008, 02:07 AM	#7 (permalink)
Dougie G Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Hinesville Ga Posts: 299	man dude you didnt even request an extension, fuck that shit, I win, that's a no-show and I WIN. HAHAHAHA!!! __________________ The Republican Party Dougie G-The Return-Jook NO-SHOWS ARE FOR FAGS

01-05-2008, 03:03 AM	#8 (permalink)
J o o k free the oppressed. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Bay Area, Ca Posts: 9,652	Lol Dougie G wins. Rocket you still want in the tourney this week? Dougie post links. __________________ "Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimal food or water, in austere conditions, training day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon. He doesn't worry about what workout to do - his ruck weighs what it weighs, his runs end when the enemy stops chasing him. This True Believer is not concerned about 'how hard it is;' he knows either he wins or dies. He doesn't go home at 17:00, he is home. He knows only The Cause." Win or Die. Still want to quit?

12-31-2007, 01:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
rocket Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 253	check

01-04-2008, 10:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
rocket Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 253	gonna post by 12 PST

01-05-2008, 02:04 AM	#6 (permalink)
rocket Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 253	okay work has me tied up for another few hours so it'll be up by the morning

01-06-2008, 10:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
TeKneeK The Heart & Soul of RMC Join Date: May 1999 Location: L.A. Californ: America's Best Posts: 26,160	dougie i liked ur post this week... i loved this rhyme... very entertaining....!!!!! 91 __________________ .......................

01-06-2008, 11:29 PM	#10 (permalink)
Dougie G Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Hinesville Ga Posts: 299	your joking right, I mean i think all my verses are hot but I got a 91 are you serious, a 91 __________________ The Republican Party Dougie G-The Return-Jook NO-SHOWS ARE FOR FAGS

01-07-2008, 12:37 AM	#11 (permalink)
TeKneeK The Heart & Soul of RMC Join Date: May 1999 Location: L.A. Californ: America's Best Posts: 26,160	sometimes simplicity does wonders in my judgment on verses...... u gotta keep that in mind buddy... __________________ .......................

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