23. MrMister 0-0 VS 24. David Lama 0-0

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Old 08-30-2006, 10:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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23. MrMister 0-0 VS 24. David Lama 0-0




RSTL RULES AND REGULATIONS

RULES AND REGULATIONS - THERE'S SOME NEW SHIT SO CLICK AND READ


The Standard League Rules will still be Enforced

Due Dates

VERSES DUE: Friday 12:00am PST/3:00am EST
Verses posted after the deadline will not count!

VOTES DUE Sunday: 12:00am PACIFIC/3:00 Midnight EST
Votes posted after the deadline will not count!
[list][*]Check-in (Posting in your match to show that you are aware the match exists) is encouraged but not required.
[*]Verses must incorporate at least one of the provided topics and must be at least 16 lines and must not exceed 64 lines.
[*]Anyone who does not post at least 4 rap lines, incorporating at least one of the provided topics, is considered a no-show.
[*]During check-in, you can ask your opponent to agree to a line limit (Minimum 16) and if your opponent agrees, Moderators will hold both participants to that limit.
[*]Posting between 4-15 lines is considered a “show” but will not result in a match. If you post 4-15 lines, and your opponent posts between 16-64, you will lose the match but you will remain in the league. If you post 4-15 lines, and your opponent does not show, you will “Win by no-show”.[/list]
Voting:[list][*]If you do not show you can still vote and post the links in your match to receive full voting points. In addition, if you do not show, yet vote on at least 4 matches (Or, every match available, should there be less than 4 matches to vote on) you will remain in the league.
[*]Votes must be hidden! To hide a vote, first thing you type in your reply is a bracket “[“, the word “hide” and end bracket “]”. The last thing you type in your reply is a bracket “[“, a backslash “/”, the word “hide” and end bracket “]”. Unhidden votes will not count towards the match or towards your vote requirements.
[*]No second chance votes! If your vote has been edited, even it was only to hide it, your vote will not count towards the match or towards your vote requirements.
[*]No bias votes! If you have a personal investment in wanting someone to lose, whether because that member voted against you once, or you just don’t like that person, whatever the reason, do not vote in the match. If have a personal investment in wanting someone to win, whether because they’re crew member, or because you want to face that person in the next week’s brackets, whatever the reason, do not vote in the match.
[*]”Bias” must be confirmed by a Moderator.
[*]If there is a match which you will not be able to vote on, due to “Bias” of any type, state so within your match prior to Verses Due Deadline. If this reduces the number of matches available for you to vote on to the point where you are unable to vote on at least 4 matches, the point scale will be adjusted according to how many matches you do vote on.
[*]3-ways are inevitable. In order to provide a tie-breaker in a 3-way, you are now required to indicate in what order the contestants finished (1st, 2nd, 3rd).
anyone who does not show or vote is suspended one week and must sign-in again to be inserted the following week.[/list]


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Old 08-30-2006, 11:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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1. http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread...4#post13988784

2. http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread...4#post13988844

3. http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread...7#post13988937

4. http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread...5#post13989045

5. http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread...1#post13989140
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Old 08-31-2006, 08:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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ok Ima try sum else this time
and after this battle Ima try to upgrade my writing level again
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Old 09-01-2006, 06:07 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You are a millionaire businessman with a coke addiction. Some people in your family and business are getting su••••ious.

So what are you people trying to say
And why am I being put on display

George stay calm look we are all friends here
Take it easy we just want to make this clear
We know about your habit and you need to quit
cause its scary shit when you wipe sperm from ya lip

that was just one time so what are you trying to say

George its scary because we know you aint gay

Well I didn’t have any more pocket money
And my credit cards were acting funny
And I needed to get something to eat
And it was late and across the street
There was this hotdog vendor who was selling some meat

George please remain in your seat
The reason ya credit cards are acting funny is cause you maxed them out
And getting food by sucking dick just doesn’t sound like the right route

Fuck do you know bob your rich you don’t know hungry

George you’re a millionaire too …you have money
But your wife cancelled your access before shit went wrong
After she received a call that the furniture in your office was gone

Well my desk got on my nerves and my seat got uncomfortable

So you sell everything which isn’t yours is that sensible
Or what about the time you took a shit in the elevator

I had the bubble guts sorry … I couldn’t do it any later

George there were people in there with you

BUBBLE GUTS BOB!!! fuck was I to do

So what about when you robbed my kid for his lunch money

We settled it then … that wasn’t me you dummy

What was settled then were the police charges
He picked you out the line up we want you to be cautious
With your life your money and also your career

What the fuck do you mean …. I hold my money dear
Look Denise your really getting on my nerves with this shit

Look George I should hit you in the face with a brick
For doing what you did to my child

That wasn’t me Denise so stop acting wild

Ok George what about when I saw you on the corner
Singing tunes with your hat up asking for a quarter

DAMN Harry that was an experiment I told you so
Marketing department came up with it so let it go
I did them a favour that’s what some people do

Ok what about when you called asking me to buy a shoe from you

DAMN Richard you said yes so why you telling lies

George when you brought em they weren’t even my size

Man just take the sole out and you can wear em … easy

GEORGE come on … they were shoes made for a baby

Man your just too picky that’s your whole problem
All of you stay out my business I myself will stop em

George I’m your wife we said we’d share our life
But right now your fucking up
Were in a pit and were stuck
No way out and you know what I’m talking about
But your addiction has caused friction
In a marriage which seemed fiction
I have aids and I got it from you
George I mother fucking hate you

Huh wait are you telling me Im also infected
Cant be all my needles are new and disinfected
And I haven’t cheated on you so that cant be it
But hold up wait a minute there was this dick
I vaguely remember when I passed out somewhere
My ass really hurt … but back then I didn’t really care
When was that again … remember is what I must do
Richard wasn’t it when I brought them shoes for you

*Richard looks pale and says* I gotta go
*George screams* oh HEEEEELL no
I gotta stop doing crack
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Old 09-02-2006, 02:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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“They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.”
- Andy Warhol



People these days are blind, they’re ungrateful waste of lives
Cause the fate of mine was to change the face of time
But rumors say I was just tired, and now no one’s telling facts
Like I would choose to rest, just to go to hell and back?
So if you fell for that, you’re more than just a tad stupid
I passed through it for a cause, the effect I had proves it
See, tired of bearing discrimination and being told I’m weak
I decided to hold my seat, Now I’m the chairman of a nation
I’m Rosa Parks, known as sweet, the one we became equal through
But don’t take my kindness for weakness, I have an ego too
I didn’t just sit down that day, I sat on racism’s face
And all this talk makes me irate, nothing could have taken its place
I would leave people in the dark, but there’s a guy I know that’s bright
His name’s Pat and he made a time machine that will show I’m right
And help me go through these nights, once I prove people wrong
I go inside it with fright, yet ready for moving along
Set for whatever my quest is, I push a button in the back
Seconds later I’m stuck in the past, like I never had pressed it
It’s the day I didn’t give up my seat, which kind of comforts me
But I’m still the same age, so I run to find the younger me
While thinking I’m too late I see her on a bus line through gates
The bus arrives late today, but there’ll be no time to waste
Even less to focus with, but somehow I easily cope with it
And leave her shoe laces in a knot without her noticing
Which was not arranged, the bus comes & my clone went on her way
She takes a couple of steps forward and falls flat on her face
Then gets up after the bus leaves, it’s clear my aim’s done
I use the machine to return to where I came from
I’m back now and everything changed, stuff is getting real strange
Pat’s house has slaves, and he’s acting crazy, his head is deranged
I’m hiding from him, cause he has a nine and he’s coming
My heart’s jumping, as “n!gger, n!gger” he just starts humming
Then Pat asks for his Grey Poupon and a slave responds
We thought there’d be change we saw, but from that this is way beyond
The slave approaches me saying that I have to free her
And that blacks became slaves again due to lack of leaders
Cause Malcolm and Martin lost their following and their lives
Shortly after I was to get on the bus and scare whites
Then she said “we’re the worst race”, & in her voice I heard pain
All of this reminds me why I did what I did in the first place
When I would thirst change, It’s time for me to go back in time
Fix things so that being black is fine, get things back in line
So I walk in the time machine, but something gets into me
Blood drips as I push the button, Pat gave me an injury
I’m in the past again, only this time with a lack of wind
And the strength I have left is from emotions packed within
Plus soon I’m gonna die, cause Pat shot a lung of mine
But I wont stop breathing ‘til I go back to what was of time
Thanks to luck I’m fine, this time the plan is easy to finish
I’ll see the me that came last time in a measly two minutes
And that’s what happened as my seconds became even fewer
The other me fixed things while I’m on my way to the future
I get back and everything’s fine, except I’m about to die
I wont be around tonight, but out of joy I’m still bound to cry
As blood & tears drip on the floor, I smile at what others take me for
Knowing that if people knew what I know they’d appreciate me more
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Old 09-02-2006, 03:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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My bad Pent, the rule hadn't been posted so I can't have you enforcing a rule that we both know is a rule, but isn't in the rules stickied in the league.

IV, in the future, if you see an issue that needs fixing in the league, tell a mod. That's all you need to do. Your vote will count, but the rule is not posted and there's already a free posting rule, which means.... don't post in matches unless you're voting. That's the only reason for anyone outside of the mods to be posting in other member's matches.

Votes are hidden for a reason and regulated with this rule.

This was my bad so blame me for not having the rule posted to enforce.
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First off nilget, let me tell your punk ass that you don't run a mothafuckin thing here bitch. THAT'S MY FUCKIN JOB SO SHUT THE FUCK UP IN THE MATCHES PERIOD. CAST UR FUCKIN VOTES AND THAT'S ALL YOUR ASS IS PERMITED TO DO IN HERE. Get a fuckin grip and learn how to show up matches when you sign in the league. Don't worry about regulating shit. I run shit here and I call policies.... you don't work for me so shut the fuck up


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