Let's the take the time to get to know Emcee Goddess.

[Sever]

Let's find out.

For three years now this crumb has followed me around in 70% of my threads and snuck in his pitiful little insults. If this thread backfires it ain't gonna affect me in any way, because at the end of the day, I am me, and he is still him, which is the ultimate victory. I will refrain from typing his board name, I will simply call him by the name he was given the day he bursted through the cess drenched cave that was his mothers cunt.

Let's learn a few things about Emcee Goddess.



^ Matthew, clad in the one of the ugliest lacoste shirts ever (which he completely ruins with his obvious lack of anything stylish) posing with one of his other hip hop enthusiast pals. Notice typical stupid face that ugly faggots make in pictures because their smiling would be of detriment to somebody's digestion viewing the picture. See example below.

moving along.


"I'm gonna miss puking off that balcony." - his literal caption to that post.

^ Notice the absence of any food or solid matter in his puke? can you say lightweight cunt? notice keychain / laniard hanging from the neck? very boss. Maybe that key leads a padroom where he listens to The High Exhaulted and punches the walls. Notice the back acne and constellation patterns on dudes shoulders? Judging by the disgusting paleness of this dudes skin it seems that any contact with sunlight aggrivates the oily epidermis of this gargoyle ass mutt. and finally, dude is puking off a balcony, and posting it on myspace. Very charming, I'm sure the Seattle dating scene eats that up. FAIL



^ this wasn't him snowboarding. This was him about to make snow angels once they put on his padded helmet and gave him his juicy juice.



^ if it isn't painfully obvious already, Matt is the only douchebag once AGAIN not smiling into the camera.. he decides that he'll attempt being humorous. Which is funny because he failed miserably after such an effort, while his douchebag friends succeeded unknowingly. :'(



^ The mandatory 'fake a cell phone conversation while in in a picture' picture. If Bushwick Bill couldn't pull it off, what made you think you could? Tip: when you see a camera, get the fuck outta dodge. 'Hughes lost to St. Pierre?! FUCK!!'



notice a few things. First the absolute euphoria on this kids face. It's like you can HEAR the thought of 'whoooooooaaaaaa, girllls, yesssssssssssssssssss'. Also notice once AGAIN he is not looking into the camera. He is looking towards the horizon, thanking GOD for redeeming the last 19 plus years of absent hetero sexual contact. Also LMAO @ the shirt. This guy is a comedic genius, he must've got it from his pops.



^ to elaborate upon the last picture. this time it's 'yessssss a BLACCCCCCCCCK womann'.



Few things in this one. Notice the appropriate color of wrist band. Notice fagboy trying to cover up his nervous excitement with another stupid face. Those are not flash reflections in his glasses, they are the stars he was seeing knowing his hand was sooooooooooo close to contacting it's first female breast.


so. these are the pictures of Matthew that contain areas of concern.



so you're probably saying, they are only pictures, this isn't proof of this kids absolutely embarassing social retardation.

but this is.

An excerpt from fagboys myspace. A bulletin, very much on the same wavelink of B-Leave of JacThaRippa

'Thursday, January 26, 2006

TO THE FUCKER WHO FOUND MY WALLET
Current mood: angry

You think you're slick, don't you, faggot? You found my nice leather wallet down at the train station in Vancouver, WA, and decided to return it to me.. not free of charge of course. It was very nice of you to return my SS card, my debit, CC and work cards. It was very rude of you to take $50, the actual WALLET ITSELF (you cheap prick) and.. and.. AND YOU STOLE MY MOTHERFUCKING SUBWAY CARD. I HAD LIKE 100 POPINTS ON THAT UO FUCKING RAT DO U KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO GETTHHOSE FUCKIN POINTS? I FORGOT MY CARD AT LEAST 12 TIMES U SPON OFA B ITCH I COULD AGOTTEN A FREE MEAL ENJOY MY FREE MEAL YOU PIECE OF SHIT OH AND IT WAS REAL AWESOME OF YOU TO LEAVE ME A NOTE SAYING "I FELT LIKE I SHOULD DO THE RIGHT THING" OH WORD? YER A FUCKIN SAINT THE RIGHT THING WOULD BE TO LEAVE A RETURN ADDRESS SO I CAN DESTROY YOU WITH MY MAN STRENGTH EAT A DICK'.


^^ whereas most people with any common social intelligence wouldn't post such an emarassing bulletin, Matthew does not hesitate. This is not the first time he has done this. The last one, he posted a bulletin with a few sentences written after he "took a shot", and was proud to post 'asfljasdlfajsdlajfasdl;f' by "shot ten''. WOW. To borrow a phrase from some elder RM folk, EMB CHILLLLS. In this specific one though he allows us the knowledge that he had a SUBWAY card. It is the food Subway, not the kind you'd hope he'd walk into and get stabbed by some fiend ass bums. Matt is very partial to his tuna melt. Notice the CAPS, and the misspellings indiciating the rage that he spewed forth into his computer, and most likely down his own chin. disturbing. I wonder if the guy that's directed at read that bulletin. Also, perhaps this fucking neanderthal didn't think that maybe somebody took all his shit and THEN the person who returned the wallet found it? maybe that didn't occur to him. Dur Dur Dur!

[Sever]

lest we forget. The classic elements of legendary threads of Matthew's that will live on forever.

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^^ the architect of embarassment

I posted the picture of his pitiful index finger thick baby shit, but I ain't gonna burden y'all with that, but he refers to it in the thread 'My AMAZING ANUS, has done it again'... hmmmm



^ This dude is BAD TO THE MAX YO!!LJDFSLDJFTo clarify the reason this faggot is so aggrivated by me, is basically because he is me, minus everything good.

He is 5'7, frail. I am 5'6 athletic (trust me). He and I share similar interests in a lot of emcees, but where as he is a worshipping textee, (also notice no music myspace), I actually write songs. He got gassed because a few months ago Hibe said he was a better lyricist than me. He drinks my favorite alcoholic beverage, and lives in the city that hosts my favorite team. The similarities are there, and it angers him.

He wants to be the only short lyrically inclined white guy on here.. and he took great pleasure of watching my getting roasted back in the day when I was hated on here. and now that I've grown into a popular prince, he is angry, he feels shunned, unnoticed. I don't need to battle you. I'm taking great satisfaction in the fact that you are so envious of me. I LOVE it. I'll never battle you lol, I'd rather just read your posts and be sooo happy with the fact that you will be forever angered by how I went from the most hated poster and did the faceturn of the century. While you are just some ass ugly Copywrite cocksucker, I posted one of the most embarassing threads ever posted, laugh about it now, and people have forgotten about it.

Go ahead link it. Go ahead post up pics. Challenge me to a battle. Do what you want. Go ahead, post up the picture of me with the dudes when I'm standing in back of em. That's a wild card for any pathetic cunt like you. Say somethin about the 10 man collab, if you were in a 10 man collab you'd have the 15th best verse lol. Whatever you got to say to me doesn't affect me.

I ain't doin shit like this again. so have fun with yourself cocksucker. I'm sure your summer will include multiple abstract haircuts, balcony pukes and high stakes poker games while Girls Gone Wild is playing on your Visio.

and btw I already told Nimrod, at the summer RM meet if you wanna bump from curling 15 lbs to 40 and think that you wanna come up and get beaten to the point you will need a portable oxygen tank with you 24-7 go right ahead. Other than that I have no interest in you.

[Nimrod]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooo

[Odd Job]

rofl......

[engineer]

goddess > sever

[engineer]

wow @ the snowboard pic tho

[Wargasms]

wow, a tear just welled up in my eye.

sever is actually beasting on somebody

[TheGiver]

God Damn!!!

[Odd Job]

Notice the back acne and constellation patterns on dudes shoulders? Judging by the disgusting paleness of this dudes skin it seems that any contact with sunlight aggrivates the oily epidermis


-dead-

[MC VeXeD]

Originally Posted by Odd Job

Notice the back acne and constellation patterns on dudes shoulders? Judging by the disgusting paleness of this dudes skin it seems that any contact with sunlight aggrivates the oily epidermis


-dead-

ahahahaha

[Scribe]

Notice fagboy trying to cover up his nervous excitement with another stupid face. Those are not flash reflections in his glasses, they are the stars he was seeing knowing his hand was sooooooooooo close to contacting it's first female breast.


lol okay that got me.

[Sever]

^ lol I'm partial to that one myself

[friend waffle]

who'da thought sever had it in him

[exothermic]

sever is the coolest nerd on the planet

[exothermic]

by the way did he vomit out a condom?

[-GZ-]

if this wasn't sever talking, this would be funny

[yayo]

You think you're slick, don't you, faggot? You found my nice leather wallet down at