41. DizThaChozen1 2-1 vs 42. Dark Vybe 2-2

[-Oz-]

RBL Rules & Regulations.

-Duedates-
All Verses due Friday night 12:00am Pacific
All Voting (5 votes) Due Sunday Night 8:00pm Eastern
(Voting is considered open until Mods close matches)

-Line Limit-
Minimum 10 -- Maximum 16
agree on an amount with your opponent
in your check in. if no agreement is reached
2nd person to drop must match the 1st person who dropped
(2nd person can drop less but NOT more)

-Voting-
5 Votes must be posted in your battle per battler. (links)
1 Vote deduction for each missing vote. An extra
vote deduction if no links are posted at all.
Voting is open to anyone with at least 200 posts.
No 1 line voting! It wont be counted!
One vote must be cast in either Contender or Championship Match, and Labeled as such.
Failure for winner to not produce all links will result in no win being added to their record.


-General Rules-
---1st person cant edit after 2nd person posts
2nd person cant edit after a vote has been made
--Freeposting in a battle before both verses are posted
will result in a 2 vote deduction from your own battle!
--No bitching, crying, freeposting, swaying...GROW UP!
--Mods are ultimate law of the land. We can & will bend
rules to maintain the prestige of the league.

-Mod AIM Contacts-
Oz -- Jaygood259Oz
Oneduh -- Anthraxspitz

[dizthachozen1]

yo...i'm in here...and i don't know how many lines i'm going, prolly 12-16.
if that ain't cool then tough shit.

[Dark-Vybe]

skinna'marinky dinky dink skinna'marinky dooo

[dizthachozen1]

yeah you'll get a win...if niggas refuse to vote again/
this week you're up that shit creek...but with no boat, my friend/
the paddles aren't-an-issue...i'll tear though ya cartilage-and-tissue/
i've laser garnished you as my target...i'd have to be retarded-to-miss-you/
enough of tha raw words...i'll punch you til' your jaw hurts/
the dark vybe you got was a hard-on from watchin star wars/
you couldn't sell ya rhymes for a dollar...so i guess that's where the buck stops/
this fag's ass has been run in more than interstate truck stops/
while my punches hit with the precision of a glock n' beam/
you could fall with a lit birthday cake and not drop a hot sixteen/
you're a no brainer...i'll have your head lookin like a life saver/
candy-ass nigga...you stuck on wackness like you write raps on fly paper/
for tha mic i'll break-ya-arm...then i'll articulate-a-bomb/
what kinda faggot are you quotin lambchop's playalong? /
after this your record'll more closely resemble a full count/
the dark-vybe was really your dad knowin he shoulda pulled out/
but the best parts of you slid down ya moms crack n' stained-the-sheets/
you're so lame-n'-weak...you couldn't build on ya block even if you paved-the-street/
like bench pressin, i maxxed you out...lay fire to you for a whole 20/
too bad there's not a contract out on you...then i'd really make some easy money/

there's 20... i had to force myself to quit...lol...i could've gone forever.

[Dark-Vybe]

Originally Posted by dizthachozen1

yeah you'll get a win...if niggas refuse to vote again/
this week you're up that shit creek...but with no boat, my friend/
the paddles aren't-an-issue...i'll tear though ya cartilage-and-tissue/
i've laser garnished you as my target...i'd have to be retarded-to-miss-you/
enough of tha raw words...i'll punch you til' your jaw hurts/
the dark vybe you got was a hard-on from watchin star wars/
you couldn't sell ya rhymes for a dollar...so i guess that's where the buck stops/
this fag's ass has been run in more than interstate truck stops/
while my punches hit with the precision of a glock n' beam/
you could fall with a lit birthday cake and not drop a hot sixteen/
you're a no brainer...i'll have your head lookin like a life saver/
candy-ass nigga...you stuck on wackness like you write raps on fly paper/
for tha mic i'll break-ya-arm...then i'll articulate-a-bomb/
what kinda faggot are you quotin lambchop's playalong? /
after this your record'll more closely resemble a full count/
the dark-vybe was really your dad knowin he shoulda pulled out/
but the best parts of you slid down ya moms crack n' stained-the-sheets/
you're so lame-n'-weak...you couldn't build on ya block even if you paved-the-street/
like bench pressin, i maxxed you out...lay fire to you for a whole 20/
too bad there's not a contract out on you...then i'd really make some easy money/

there's 20... i had to force myself to quit...lol...i could've gone forever.

lmaoooooooooooooooooo

stupid fucker, your mother
blah your daddy too, brother
eat shit an die, die i tell ya
die, i tell ya again again ha
duuuh, this is line 5 & next is 6
your momma is gay, im rich
line 7 is this one, diz1
8, ate, ape ass paper face son
wow huh, whadda verse, wtf am i thinkin???
maybe its your dumb ass done dq'd yaself....bitch grab an apron


errrrrrrr, theres my 10
if your to dumb to read the rules im not writtin a verse or givin you a chance to erase 4 lines


-Line Limit-
Minimum 10 -- Maximum 16


haha

[symptoms]

lmao lmao lmao
thats some shit


vote vybes

[Louisville]

Of all the homo things to do

[Louisville]

Originally Posted by Dark-Vybe

lmaoooooooooooooooooo

stupid fucker, your mother
blah your daddy too, brother
eat shit an die, die i tell ya
die, i tell ya again again ha
duuuh, this is line 5 & next is 6
your momma is gay, im rich
line 7 is this one, diz1
8, ate, ape ass paper face son
wow huh, whadda verse, wtf am i thinkin???
maybe its your dumb ass done dq'd yaself....bitch grab an apron


errrrrrrr, theres my 10
if your to dumb to read the rules im not writtin a verse or givin you a chance to erase 4 lines


-Line Limit-
Minimum 10 -- Maximum 16


haha

another reason why my sig is on point

[Diezel]

Wow. I guess my vote goes to Dark then.

[ThaGrimiestOne]

i dk man, thas mad cheap, his shit was FIRE.....

enough of tha raw words...i'll punch you til' your jaw hurts/
the dark vybe you got was a hard-on from watchin star wars/

That shit was crazy...thas a fucked up rule though but w/e....my vote still goes to Chozen...

[Noobie Ned]

lol .. this is mad gay

haha ...

vote= chozen for writing 20

[Dark-Vybe]

Originally Posted by Louisville

Of all the homo things to do

nah, i coulda sucked his dick

[dizthachozen1]

whatever man...i don't care that you half assed because you think just because i dropped too many bars than the rules stated that you're just gonna win off of a DQ...oz'll just exclude what ever the difference is from how many more bars than you i have and probably take a vote away...( i think that's how it works), so you'll still lose. you were just too fuckin scared to drop anything worthwhile because you couldn't compete so you decided to go the route of a bitch move and try to get a win off of line count.

and to those of you who voted for him, you're idiots. it was painfully obvious that he wasn't really trying to type a quality verse. but it's cool...i don't want to say anymore and get labeled as a swayer...my bad oz...i went a lil overboard, but i be tryin to let these bitch ass niggas know i ain't no slouch with tha rhyme. so if he wins because i dropped too many bars then so be it.

[dizthachozen1]

uppin 4 more...

[N.Tavarez]

v/ chosen
for having punches and a full 20 lines
the other verse was like a no show verse?
i hope so at least

[-Oz-]

Upping To Top

[Banned Name]

hahahhahaa yo, this is some clash of the titans shit

throw in seef tha god and you have an orgy of sick dope rhymes not seen this side of the arctic circle since 1996

on to the...verses


enough of tha raw words...i'll punch you til' your jaw hurts/
the dark vybe you got was a hard-on from watchin star wars/

this was prolly the best line ive ever read from diz, though it certainly wasnt the earth shattering poetic masterpiece that thagrimiestone made it out to be...

nearly every other concept in dizs verse would have been so amazingly incredible circa 1998-1999, however you gotta realize that all cliche punches are played, you cant possibly flip a new one or make an old one better...things like drop hot 16s, build on your block and buck stops here should never be touched again....take it as a lesson


on to vybe....


im gonna be honest with you man, over the years youve prolly compiled the most losses than any other single contestant in the league...so i really dont know if that was an honest to god effort at a verse....or you were screwing around

in any event

V- Dizthachosen1

[Dark-Vybe]

banned, true...90% of my verses are typed up in 20 minutes or less
i do this for shits an giggles BUT...im faaaaaaaaaaaaar from the worst RBLer ever
yea im always on the bottom, but if i did have the urge to accually try for 2 months i could easily be 6 & 2ish



diz1, honestly could give a shit less if I win or lose
im not voting anyways sooooo, whats that tell you?

[-Oz-]

Chozen 1 wins. He did break line limit, but oh well.