62 Eyerac vs 63 PopeJuicy 1-0

This is a discussion on 62 Eyerac vs 63 PopeJuicy 1-0 within the Rapmusic.com Battle League forums, part of the Text Battle Leagues category; RBL Rules & Regulations. -Duedates- All Verses due Friday night 12:00am Pacific All Voting (5 votes) Due Sunday Night 8:00pm ...


Go Back   Rapmusic.com > Text Battle Leagues > Rapmusic.com Battle League

Closed Thread
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-26-2006, 11:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
^^^^^
 
-Oz-'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: 2-25
Posts: 25,620
-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!
62 Eyerac vs 63 PopeJuicy 1-0



RBL Rules & Regulations.

-Duedates-
All Verses due Friday night 12:00am Pacific
All Voting (5 votes) Due Sunday Night 8:00pm Pacific
(Voting is considered open until Mods close matches)

-Line Limit-
Minimum 10 -- Maximum 16
agree on an amount with your opponent
in your check in. if no agreement is reached
2nd person to drop must match the 1st person who dropped
(2nd person can drop less but NOT more)

-Voting-
5 Votes must be posted in your battle per battler. (links)
1 Vote deduction for each missing vote. An extra
vote deduction if no links are posted at all.
Voting is open to anyone with at least 200 posts.
No 1 line voting! It wont be counted!
One vote must be cast in either Contender or Championship Match, and Labeled as such.
Failure for winner to not produce all links will result in no win being added to their record.



-General Rules-
---1st person cant edit after 2nd person posts
2nd person cant edit after a vote has been made

--Freeposting in a battle before both verses are posted
will result in a 2 vote deduction from your own battle!
--No bitching, crying, freeposting, swaying...GROW UP!
--Mods are ultimate law of the land. We can & will bend
rules to maintain the prestige of the league.

-Mod AIM Contacts-
Oz -- Jaygood259Oz
Oneduh -- Anthraxspitz
-Oz- is online now  
Old 02-26-2006, 11:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
QuesTionZ?
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: RichTowN, Va 804
Posts: 82
.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!
12 linez ? Im drping tuesday
__________________
WrecKorD
...::00::00::00::...
FuNeRaL SeRviCes
.
.
SurViVoRs? is you StuPiD


QuesTionz?
No Longer Accepting IRaq/eyewack , RaCk/Eye Nameplays in rhymes there officially Played..Sorry
dont be the guy to try em
.EyERaC. is offline  
Old 02-26-2006, 11:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
Defcon_5 is a fag...
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Indianapolis... We Throw TD's...
Posts: 742
PopeJuicy takes it up the butt!
Sure...


I'll drop same day same bar amount...


Pz


Contendership Match
3. RBL Contendership Match: 3. Oneduh 4-0 vs 4. Eyedill 7-0

58 Symmetry vs 59 NOBLE SOLDIER
35 N. Tavarez 1-0 vs 36 Daubs 1-0
15 Scientz 2-0 vs 16 Mic Illah 2-0
27 Username 1-0 vs 28 Epical 1-0
60 LRG vs 61 Seph
__________________
when Foot spit...he always show and prove...from his vocal tubes, and have the older dudes scoldin' you...and scream "I tolded you"/
"THAT FOOT WOULD HAVE YA CHEEKS AND NOSE ABUSED...SNAP YA BONES IN TWO, AND BEAT YOUR FRAME UNTIL YOUR ARMS DON'T FIT INSIDE THE SHOULDER GROOVES"/
when actin' bold and rude...you only put me in the mode to do, sh*t like bangin' ya head...until you're s'posed to move your toes to chew/
and lace your corpse with open wounds so every organ's pokin' through, displayed as a reminder not to SPEAK UNLESS YOU'RE SPOKEN TO/ ~ MudFoot

Last edited by PopeJuicy; 03-03-2006 at 07:39 PM.
PopeJuicy is offline  
Old 02-28-2006, 08:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
QuesTionZ?
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: RichTowN, Va 804
Posts: 82
.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!
...WaTch this Guy.Be.Lunched, Quickly cuz EyE.be.Crunk
and Murk.Him Cuz RaC BoX.Juice.up Faster then Hi-C.Punch...
...so y.He.Stunt? Im good to Leave this Fag.spitz.muzzled
cuz one punch will leave Pope.in.Pieces Like CathoLic.Puzzles...
...Ill retire.the.juice... u nice? ha if you aint a Liar.then.who
Because u have one win to my None and i still rank higher.then.u...*
...so Ill teach u a lesson.fine winnin.verse? Im bettin.Mine
Cuz everybody Know Rac Serving.juice like O.J at breafast.time...
...ya neck and spine, need votes well this bout Pay ya friends
u started ya record ova so ya Losses would no.longer outweigh ya wins...**
...you gettin nothing outta this battle i wont bother with u hoe
only thing youll see is a L (pap)(pop) out) like (fathers)on paroles)...

Im ranked 62. with no battles he was ranked 63 with 1 win *
his record now 1-0 before was 3-4 **
__________________
WrecKorD
...::00::00::00::...
FuNeRaL SeRviCes
.
.
SurViVoRs? is you StuPiD


QuesTionz?
No Longer Accepting IRaq/eyewack , RaCk/Eye Nameplays in rhymes there officially Played..Sorry
dont be the guy to try em

Last edited by .EyERaC.; 02-28-2006 at 08:45 PM.
.EyERaC. is offline  
Old 03-01-2006, 12:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
QuesTionZ?
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: RichTowN, Va 804
Posts: 82
.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!
werd
__________________
WrecKorD
...::00::00::00::...
FuNeRaL SeRviCes
.
.
SurViVoRs? is you StuPiD


QuesTionz?
No Longer Accepting IRaq/eyewack , RaCk/Eye Nameplays in rhymes there officially Played..Sorry
dont be the guy to try em
.EyERaC. is offline  
Old 03-01-2006, 08:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
Defcon_5 is a fag...
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Indianapolis... We Throw TD's...
Posts: 742
PopeJuicy takes it up the butt!
Ayo...



This'll settle it you ain't appealing to voters... that shit is evident...
I can't find voters for EyeRac.... like our incompetant President...
Even that's irrelevant... ya shits wacks, I'll beg ya ass to leave...
Or pound ya skull... 'til ya have to spread ya ass to breathe...
Ya verse ain't make sense... Pope'll make a ya brain display dents...
If a ya had a concrete thought... I'd put you under the pavement...
Yeah EyeRac got some punches... but this is what voters will ask...
Has he used em' before?, Nope... the cat he bit em' from has...
I'll expose you for what you is... a fag riding too high in the saddle...
Ya verse was trash... like where we will find ya body after the battle...
Ya really don't pose a threat... take a slice to expose ya neck...
Yeah I know I've won this battle... and voters ain't even posted yet...



!
__________________
when Foot spit...he always show and prove...from his vocal tubes, and have the older dudes scoldin' you...and scream "I tolded you"/
"THAT FOOT WOULD HAVE YA CHEEKS AND NOSE ABUSED...SNAP YA BONES IN TWO, AND BEAT YOUR FRAME UNTIL YOUR ARMS DON'T FIT INSIDE THE SHOULDER GROOVES"/
when actin' bold and rude...you only put me in the mode to do, sh*t like bangin' ya head...until you're s'posed to move your toes to chew/
and lace your corpse with open wounds so every organ's pokin' through, displayed as a reminder not to SPEAK UNLESS YOU'RE SPOKEN TO/ ~ MudFoot
PopeJuicy is offline  
Old 03-01-2006, 10:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
Open Your Mind...
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: long island
Posts: 31
Mentull takes it up the butt!
rac...


...WaTch this Guy.Be.Lunched, Quickly cuz EyE.be.Crunk
and Murk.Him Cuz RaC BoX.Juice.up Faster then Hi-C.Punch...
Decent opener...
...so y.He.Stunt? Im good to Leave this Fag.spitz.muzzled
cuz one punch will leave Pope.in.Pieces Like CathoLic.Puzzles...
Good name play...
...Ill retire.the.juice... u nice? ha if you aint a Liar.then.who
Because u have one win to my None and i still rank higher.then.u...*
Heh..
...so Ill teach u a lesson.fine winnin.verse? Im bettin.Mine
Cuz everybody Know Rac Serving.juice like O.J at breafast.time...
Not feelin this...
...ya neck and spine, need votes well this bout Pay ya friends
u started ya record ova so ya Losses would no.longer outweigh ya wins...**
Aight..
...you gettin nothing outta this battle i wont bother with u hoe
only thing youll see is a L (pap)(pop) out) like (fathers)on paroles).
Not bad...


pope...

This'll settle it you ain't appealing to voters... that shit is evident...
I can't find voters for EyeRac.... like our incompetant President...
Nice opener...
Even that's irrelevant... ya shits wacks, I'll beg ya ass to leave...
Or pound ya skull... 'til ya have to spread ya ass to breathe...
Not bad...
Ya verse ain't make sense... Pope'll make a ya brain display dents...
If a ya had a concrete thought... I'd put you under the pavement...
Played...
Yeah EyeRac got some punches... but this is what voters will ask...
Has he used em' before?, Nope... the cat he bit em' from has...
Nah...
I'll expose you for what you is... a fag riding too high in the saddle...
Ya verse was trash... like where we will find ya body after the battle...
Naah...
Ya really don't pose a threat... take a slice to expose ya neck...
Yeah I know I've won this battle... and voters ain't even posted yet...
Weak...


Vote: Eyerac...

eye came more consistent than Pope. Pope was good in the beginning then fizzled out in the middle and at the end.
__________________
"Everything I can see he can't...god damn
Maybe everything I can't see he can." - Papoose
Mentull is offline  
Old 03-01-2006, 11:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
No slang is a signal son
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: ???
Posts: 157
Symmetry takes it up the butt!
Even though I'm not a fan of how Eyerac wrote his verse... with all the periods and capital letters randomly typed in... overall he still had better content than Popes. Popes 3rd and 4th lines were put together well... other than that... pure wackness.

Eyerac's shit... even though weird to look at... flowed better and he had harder punches overall.

My vote... if it counts... goes to Eyerac.

Ciao'
Symmetry is offline  
Old 03-02-2006, 02:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
...free your mind...
 
dizthachozen1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Pittsburgh,PA
Posts: 1,601
dizthachozen1 will do you doggie style!dizthachozen1 will do you doggie style!dizthachozen1 will do you doggie style!dizthachozen1 will do you doggie style!dizthachozen1 will do you doggie style!dizthachozen1 will do you doggie style!dizthachozen1 will do you doggie style!dizthachozen1 will do you doggie style!dizthachozen1 will do you doggie style!dizthachozen1 will do you doggie style!dizthachozen1 will do you doggie style!
i did like this battle...i thought it was a pretty good match-up. eyerac's style of typing really doesn't bother me all that much because his shit has flow. i can read the words without paying the periods any attention. eyerac had some really dope lines in his verse. considerably more than juicy. juicy had these as his best:
Quote:
This'll settle it you ain't appealing to voters... that shit is evident...
I can't find voters for EyeRac.... like our incompetant President...
and...
Quote:
Even that's irrelevant... ya shits wacks, I'll beg ya ass to leave...
Or pound ya skull... 'til ya have to spread ya ass to breathe...
both evidence that pope can bring it, but the rest of the verse didn't live up to the first 4 lines/2 bars

eyerac had quite a few that were just as quoteworthy...more-so than pope's 2. my favorite line of the battle has to be:
Quote:
...so y.He.Stunt? Im good to Leave this Fag.spitz.muzzled
cuz one punch will leave Pope.in.Pieces Like CathoLic.Puzzles...
along with almost all the other lines in his verse, i felt that's why he edged outpope to get the win...his lines just slightly brought more to the table than pope.
nice battle tho to both of yall. keep the heat comin.
VOTE=EYERAC
__________________
-one-

-THA CHOZEN1 HAS SPOKEN-
dizthachozen1 is offline  
Old 03-02-2006, 02:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
Lookin Real Good
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Where Ya Nightmares Are Born: NYC
Posts: 382
L.R.G YO MOMMAL.R.G YO MOMMAL.R.G YO MOMMAL.R.G YO MOMMAL.R.G YO MOMMAL.R.G YO MOMMAL.R.G YO MOMMAL.R.G YO MOMMAL.R.G YO MOMMAL.R.G YO MOMMA
lol yo idont know what you cats are talkin about. pope killed that shit his verse had so much better punches. that whole puzzle thing was clever but not hard hittin at all. n i know this has nothin to do with battling but the whole capitol was fuckin annoyin as hell

v/Pope
__________________
L.ookin R.eal G.ood

NYC>PARADISE
L.R.G is offline  
Old 03-02-2006, 03:56 PM   #11 (permalink)
The Bad Guy
 
eyedeal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: GA
Posts: 20,306
eyedeal takes it up the butt!
wtf @ the first 3 votes lol u kids can't vote for shit

EyeRac didn't have any punches i liked
they were all pretty much basic as fucked
& worded with really bad grammer, which made it look forced
PopeJuicy had the line of the battle, which was the Iraq joint
That line was better than EyeRac's whole verse
No beef towards EyeRac, i'm just callin the battle the way i see it

also, EyeRac.. u don't need to explain ya concepts to people
this site has been around since 1999, ppl understand punches now lol

v/ Pope
eyedeal is offline  
Old 03-02-2006, 04:53 PM   #12 (permalink)
No slang is a signal son
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: ???
Posts: 157
Symmetry takes it up the butt!
^ I don't think that Voting line was really good at all. President Bush doesn't decide on who votes in Iraq. Just didn't make sense to me. I could've read it wrong... but then again... it's up to the emcee to write something complex... in a simple way so that I couldn't possibly have read it wrong. Feel me?

Just clarifying my vote. I agree that the WAY EyeRac wrote his verse was weird and a little hard to read... but if you read it right... it ACTUALLY does flow. His verse was a little better then Popes overall.

Blah... just my opinion fellas.

Last edited by Symmetry; 03-02-2006 at 04:58 PM.
Symmetry is offline  
Old 03-02-2006, 06:53 PM   #13 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 23
Contemplate takes it up the butt!
.eyerac.
...WaTch this Guy.Be.Lunched, Quickly cuz EyE.be.Crunk
and Murk.Him Cuz RaC BoX.Juice.up Faster then Hi-C.Punch...
Not really a diss….
...so y.He.Stunt? Im good to Leave this Fag.spitz.muzzled
cuz one punch will leave Pope.in.Pieces Like CathoLic.Puzzles...
Pretty nice
...Ill retire.the.juice... u nice? ha if you aint a Liar.then.who
Because u have one win to my None and i still rank higher.then.u...*
Hahaha okkk
...so Ill teach u a lesson.fine winnin.verse? Im bettin.Mine
Cuz everybody Know Rac Serving.juice like O.J at breafast.time...
Juice juice juice youre playing it out
...ya neck and spine, need votes well this bout Pay ya friends
u started ya record ova so ya Losses would no.longer outweigh ya wins...**
Ok…
...you gettin nothing outta this battle i wont bother with u hoe
only thing youll see is a L (pap)(pop) out) like (fathers)on paroles)...
Messy clean it up but aite

PopeJuicy

This'll settle it you ain't appealing to voters... that shit is evident...
I can't find voters for EyeRac.... like our incompetant President...
lol
Even that's irrelevant... ya shits wacks, I'll beg ya ass to leave...
Or pound ya skull... 'til ya have to spread ya ass to breathe...
Woah…
Ya verse ain't make sense... Pope'll make a ya brain display dents...
If a ya had a concrete thought... I'd put you under the pavement...
niice
Yeah EyeRac got some punches... but this is what voters will ask...
Has he used em' before?, Nope... the cat he bit em' from has...
lol
I'll expose you for what you is... a fag riding too high in the saddle...
Ya verse was trash... like where we will find ya body after the battle...
ok
Ya really don't pose a threat... take a slice to expose ya neck...
Yeah I know I've won this battle... and voters ain't even posted yet...
Booo…

Eyerac you def. Need to stop with all the random caps and stuff…voters don’t like to read messy stuff and so it might hurt you. Pretty decent punches and pope juicy had a lotta nice wordplay punches.. Decent battle but def……

v: popejuicy
Contemplate is offline  
Old 03-02-2006, 10:22 PM   #14 (permalink)
Defcon_5 is a fag...
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Indianapolis... We Throw TD's...
Posts: 742
PopeJuicy takes it up the butt!
Wowsers...


3-3 uppin'



!
__________________
when Foot spit...he always show and prove...from his vocal tubes, and have the older dudes scoldin' you...and scream "I tolded you"/
"THAT FOOT WOULD HAVE YA CHEEKS AND NOSE ABUSED...SNAP YA BONES IN TWO, AND BEAT YOUR FRAME UNTIL YOUR ARMS DON'T FIT INSIDE THE SHOULDER GROOVES"/
when actin' bold and rude...you only put me in the mode to do, sh*t like bangin' ya head...until you're s'posed to move your toes to chew/
and lace your corpse with open wounds so every organ's pokin' through, displayed as a reminder not to SPEAK UNLESS YOU'RE SPOKEN TO/ ~ MudFoot
PopeJuicy is offline  
Old 03-03-2006, 12:08 AM   #15 (permalink)
 
NOBLE SOLDIER's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Ky
Posts: 5,537
NOBLE SOLDIER will do you doggie style!NOBLE SOLDIER will do you doggie style!NOBLE SOLDIER will do you doggie style!NOBLE SOLDIER will do you doggie style!NOBLE SOLDIER will do you doggie style!NOBLE SOLDIER will do you doggie style!NOBLE SOLDIER will do you doggie style!NOBLE SOLDIER will do you doggie style!NOBLE SOLDIER will do you doggie style!NOBLE SOLDIER will do you doggie style!NOBLE SOLDIER will do you doggie style!
Eyerac's verse flowed nice.. u just gotta ignore the visual's.. he had some good lines.. The catholic puzzle line was nice and the line about being ranked higher.. Came aight...

Pope's wordplay on Iraq would have been sweet if worded right.. The ass to breath line was aight..

Eyerac just came more consistent.. Better verse...

VOTE= Eyerac
__________________
UNDEFINED
BlackIrish
IBeastU
"Yes, I Have Hater's"
NOBLE SOLDIER is online now  
Old 03-03-2006, 05:50 PM   #16 (permalink)
UK Fuckers
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: England, Manchester.
Posts: 58
Daubs takes it up the butt!
...WaTch this Guy.Be.Lunched, Quickly cuz EyE.be.Crunk
and Murk.Him Cuz RaC BoX.Juice.up Faster then Hi-C.Punch...
...so y.He.Stunt? Im good to Leave this Fag.spitz.muzzled
cuz one punch will leave Pope.in.Pieces Like CathoLic.Puzzles...

VS

Even that's irrelevant... ya shits wacks, I'll beg ya ass to leave...
Or pound ya skull... 'til ya have to spread ya ass to breathe...
Yeah EyeRac got some punches... but this is what voters will ask...
Has he used em' before?, Nope... the cat he bit em' from has...
I'll expose you for what you is... a fag riding too high in the saddle...
Ya verse was trash... like where we will find ya body after the battle...

V./ pope
__________________
Daubs is offline  
Old 03-03-2006, 05:55 PM   #17 (permalink)
Superman in this bitch!
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: in the house, that you party at
Posts: 482
Criteria likes men!Criteria likes men!Criteria likes men!Criteria likes men!Criteria likes men!
both came weak in my eyes..popejuicy had weak punches. but eyerac was just sooo newbieish. <--:( in any case pope took it overall, no quotables.


v-popej
__________________
currently renewed.
Criteria is offline  
Old 03-04-2006, 05:17 AM   #18 (permalink)
^^^^^
 
-Oz-'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: 2-25
Posts: 25,620
-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!-Oz- will do you doggie style!
Upping
-Oz- is online now  
Old 03-04-2006, 07:20 PM   #19 (permalink)
QuesTionZ?
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: RichTowN, Va 804
Posts: 82
.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!.EyERaC. Sucks Big Cock!
-Contender Match-
3. RBL Contendership Match: 3. Oneduh 4-0 vs 4. Eyedill 7-0

27 Username 1-0 vs 28 Epical 1-0
60 LRG vs 61 Seph
31 Contemplate 1-0 vs 32 Anchor 1-0
23 Dark Vybe 2-1 vs 24 Hair Line 2-1
__________________
WrecKorD
...::00::00::00::...
FuNeRaL SeRviCes
.
.
SurViVoRs? is you StuPiD


QuesTionz?
No Longer Accepting IRaq/eyewack , RaCk/Eye Nameplays in rhymes there officially Played..Sorry
dont be the guy to try em
.EyERaC. is offline  
Old 03-05-2006, 01:02 PM   #20 (permalink)
.....
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 221
N.Tavarez takes it up the butt!
...WaTch this Guy.Be.Lunched, Quickly cuz EyE.be.Crunk
and Murk.Him Cuz RaC BoX.Juice.up Faster then Hi-C.Punch...
...so y.He.Stunt? Im good to Leave this Fag.spitz.muzzled
cuz one punch will leave Pope.in.Pieces Like CathoLic.Puzzles...

vs


Even that's irrelevant... ya shits wacks, I'll beg ya ass to leave...
Or pound ya skull... 'til ya have to spread ya ass to breathe...
Yeah EyeRac got some punches... but this is what voters will ask...
Has he used em' before?, Nope... the cat he bit em' from has...
I'll expose you for what you is... a