RBL Mag - 2/6/06

[David Lama]

Intro

All the drama this week was unbearable for RBL mods



Just like looking at Yuppi lick that fat bitch is.

This was one of the most bitching/swaying/drama filled week the RBL has seen in a long long time. I guess it’s a sign that things are finally going good again. People are actually talking about their battles in hookups and actually caring about losing and winning. Oz vs. Serge was packed with drama. First Jay Cee votes for Serge and Oz says he knew he’d vote for serge since in serge’s previous two battles jay cee voted for him, and always right after serge drops. Then after that someone accuses serge of biting a line from Pamela Anderson’s roast on comedy central about “having more black dicks than urinals at the appolo’s”. then after the accusation was made Oz made a thread about it in hooks. And well the bitching and beefing and drama didn’t stop till the battle was over.. Oz went in the sign out thread talking about if I lose sign me out. Pretty much swaying even in his sign out lol. But word.. The shit was neck and neck.. Serge ended up winning by a couple of votes and pretty much will become champ this week as he faces Sikabod Khrane.. Who defeated Phryme last week. Who sikabod kinda exposed flipping a butler line. He took the battle pretty easy.

Georgia vs. Young Philly was another battle filled with drama, both were arguing like crazy inside of the battle. It was like annoying for me as a mod to try to stop them from bickering at each other, at the same time it was interesting to watch. Perhaps more than the battle itself was lol.. During the battle, after a vote sintro made claiming that philly flipped punches. Philly came and said he realized vadik had used a similar line that he himself used in the battle vs. current and he posted a link to vadik’s seasaw line which was pretty similar to philly’s and then from there, the battle pretty much went to georgia.

Oneduh beat Revanon this week pretty easy.. Rev had some cool lines though, hope he stays in and continues to do his thing but yeaaa. Oneduh did his thing and came out on top.. But this week he faces John Hensley, they both been wanting to get at each other and this week I said come on lets just set it up so yeaaa, oneduh vs. john Hensley this week, should be tight and mad interesting. Scientz signed up for the league, so welcome back to scientz. Also congrats to Richard corey winning his first battle back to the RBL even though it was by a no show, same goes to Defcon_5.

And as I've said the three two weeks its time for this league to get back up, its already hit rock bottom, heck. Its still here. But I am now a RBL mod and I will do whatever it takes to make this league the best its ever been, I will make sure the vets no longer talk about the past but be amazed at how good the present will soon be. Threads/battles will be posted on time, as well as the ranks and mags and everything else RBL related. So the mods will no longer be the problem. If they ever were. It is now up to you guys to play your role, to drop your best, to invite your friends, to be the best you can be to make this league a successful one. There are a bunch of heads in the top 20 that don’t belong there. Soon there will be people making it to the champ match that are super newbish and shit. But we can prevent, YOU guys can prevent that, all you have to do is drop to your potential and let the nice heads know that the RBL is getting back into shape. Shits gonna change around here. Some of these whack voters better start voting good or Im gonna be making fun of them in the mag, same for those dropping whack. I’m gonna try my best to motivate you guys, but I can only do so much. So please dudes, do your best to make this league the very best it can be. All you have to do is drop a decent verse, that’s all Im asking, just a decent verse, I don’t think that’s too much to ask for now is it??

[David Lama]

Reviews

some of ya are doing some weird shit.



even weirder than J-Nyce in that pic

Phryme vs. Sikabod Khrayne
This was a weird battle. It was really close and kinda weak. Both didn’t come hard and seemed like they didn’t really try at all. Phryme had some ok shit, just like sika did. What edged this people for Sika in many peoples eyes was sika noticing that phryme used a “butler” concept and quoted butler using the original one, thus making people edge the battle towards sika. But word, this shit was close, not much stood out here really. Sika is the new champ so props to him.

Oz The Legend vs. Serge dot T
both were as consistent as the other was and well.. Serge had some lines I seen before, maybe he recycled them. But if I hadn’t seen them before they would have made the mag for sure.. So yeaa. But both came pretty good and did their thing here, it was a cool battle.. overall in the end people just felt that serge came harder. Well not many more, since Serge ended up winning by 1 or 2 votes. One of the better battles the rbl has seen lately for sure.. Certainly battle of the week. This battle had a lot of drama, especially in hooks when someone accused serge of flipping/biting a line from a Pamela Anderson roast on comedy central and then oz decided to make a thread about it in hookups. It was the most drama the RBL has seen in a long time. Good shit though guys.

Young Philly vs. Georgia
Young Philly was accused of biting vadik in this battle, he was the first to post about it, so he basically accused himself kinda, but word. This battle was close. Could have gone either way.. Georgia ended up getting the win. Georgia didnt win because of the vadik thing. he won cause he got more votes, so plain and simply he won before the vadik thing even came into play.

Mic Booth vs. Spit That
Mic Booth no showed and Spit That got the no show win.

headless verseman vs. theFRANCHISE
Headless got this kind of easy, he got all the votes in the battle. Franchise had some decent shit, but it seemed like he ran out of steam this week. He still had some decent stuff though, just wasn’t enough. Headless came with some funny shit, and was original for the most part. Had some good shit. Headless took it.

Noobie Ned vs. KempoMRK
Both had some decent shit.. Not really a good battle. But yea noobie was just more consistent here and took it because of that. Kemp gave it a decent effort, he needed a lot more though.. Noobie ned was certainly the obvious winner here, he had more decent lines.

Banned Name vs. Jersey Emcee
This battle was weird.. Yet another weak banned name didn’t try and it was obvious, he still had some decent stuff that was enough for him to win this battle since jersey did have some played lines, only line I liked from jersey emcee was his facetime line, that was aight… but yea banned name dropped a bit better and fresher and got the win here, it was kinda close vote wise though.. Banned name edged it.

Oliver Twist vs. Grand Champ
Oliver took this pretty easy, grand champ had a lot of stuff that was played and sorta bla, he had a couple of decent lines though, but it wasn’t enough to compete with what oliver brang to the table. Bottom line is that oliver twist dropped fresher and better and that’s basically the reason he won. Oliver took it.

Hardkore the MC vs. Hi...I'm Rusty
Hardkore the MC no showed and Hi...I'm Rusty got the no show win.

Revanon vs. Oneduh
Revanon had some decent stuff in his verse. One line stood out from him, he needed more heat to compete with oneduh though. Oneduh had some hard hitting lines in his verse and pretty much dominated this battle. Props to both on showing and shit. Rev stay in dude and keep doing your thing, you’ve just had the bad end of the straw lately battling some of the best in the league, but yea Oneduh got this.

[David Lama]

Mr. Chaves vs. Sintro
Chaves didn’t try much at all. His verse seemed rush and I guess it was, he prolly didn’t think much of sintro. Sintro had some decent shit, and some stuff I seen before but he still had more than enough to take this.. Yeaaa. This was kinda one sided. Sintro got it.

Will Nevalose vs. ~*dAiLy-SiNs*~
~*dAiLy-SiNs*~’s verse just wasn’t good, he prolly thinks it was… but yea the truth is it just wasn’t.. he had some cool ideas and shit just didn’t word it right and everyone who voted realized it to since everyone voted for Will, some people didn’t even feel like they needed to explain anything at all.. But will nevalose took this easy. Just had a better verse.

Defcon_5 vs. TeKneeK
Tekneek no showed and defcon got the no show win.

Stigmeta vs. Seph
Stigmeta no showed and seph got the no show win.

Willie Dickgood vs. -EGO-
EGO no showed and Willie Dickgood got the no show win.

The Gawdfather vs. Slant Wise
Slant wise needs to stop bolding stuff, especially when heads at RM arent dumb, especially since we see all the shit he was bolding before, shit was pretty much all played in his verse, seen it all done mad times.. Lol, don’t bold stuff man for real, its an insult to the voters. You can bold stuff on ez boards but not here on RM, we aint idiots dude.. Lol.. For real though, gawd father was way better. This shit was one sided.. Gawd father got it.

.SOBE. vs. CLEVER
I thought this battle was kinda close. Both had a lot of shit I didn’t feel much but they had some decent shit, I really hate how clever posted his verse all to the right side and shit. I thought sobe had the better verse, only one other person thought that as well. Cause everyone else pretty much voted for clever. But even though clever got the most votes, clever didn’t vote on any battles (at least not until after I DQ’d him so his late votes didn’t count).. So yea SOBE got the win since clever didn’t vote. The rules are there for a reason, if don’t follow them then you pay for doing so.

Pope Juicy vs. 5-0.cal
Pope was way better here. Cal just wasn’t bringing anything to the table. Had a couple of decent thoughts but didn’t word them right and shit. Pope juicy had a couple of decent lines which was more than enough to win this for him.

ReX™ vs. Tankerous
This battle was really close, people liked Rex verse more. It was real close really.. Tank was a little better in my opinion. He just came a bit more consistent. Coulda gone either way.. Only 1 or 2 people voted on this which is ashame.. One of the better battles this week, this most def shoulda had more votes. But yea Rex ended up edging it.

Meeks vs. ThaGrimiestOne
The ThaGrimiestOne’s verse was pretty bad, I don’t think he’ll ever get a win unless someone no show to him.. But I don’t think anyone would no show when they know they’ll win as long as they show.. Meeks verse was way better and he pretty much beat grimiest one easy as fuck.

Yung Impression vs. Twisted Flowa
Yung impression no showed and Twisted Flowa got the no show win.

43. effect 0-1 vs. 44. blackwell 0-1
Effect no showed and Blackwell got the no show win.

$3.17 vs. AxiomThaParagon
3.17 no showed and AxiomThaParagon got the no show win. Although 3.17 woulda won if he showed since axion used a cum line.

Richard Corey vs. COMMIDITY
COMMIDITY no showed and Richard Corey got the no show win.

Jacent vs. Hair Line
Hair line coulda won against a lot of other people this week but he slept on jacent and payed for it, jacent had some cool shit and a consistent verse.. Props to jacent, hope he keeps showing, but yea jacent got this one.

Dark-Vybe vs. Chrit
Dark didn’t bring much at all to this battle. Chrit had some decent shit which was more than enough to take this shit easy.. Everyone voted for him and rightfully so.. Dark vybe needs to start dropping punches that actually hit and shit.. Chrit took it for sure.

Venamis vs. emotions.
Venamis just flat out came better here, actually had a cool line.. And took it easy, emotions had some cool ideas and shit but he needed more.. Venamis took it easy though. But emo should stay in and come harder next time, he could get good if he battles more and shit..

Untouchable! vs. blaquest
Damn I thought untouchable won this kinda easy but he ended up losing, whatever though, its just a matter of opinion. But yea nothing I really felt from blaq he had a couple decent lines but not as much as untouchable, and untouchable had some shit that hit harder, still in the end blaq more votes so blaq ended up winning.

Everyday vs. Light Saber vs. Sheik
Lol… this battle was crazy cause noone really voted on it… light saber voted for everyday which was the only other guy who showed.. But yeaa. Light saber posted a no show verse and everyday showed before the deadline and got the win.. He just had a better verse.. This oughta teach light saber a lesson.. Post good no matter what, unless your gonna stay up till the last minute. Everyday won this.

[David Lama]

time to think about the past



only God knows what KoMPLeKz is thinking about.

RBL Throwback Battle
Oneduh vs. headless verseman (5/28/04)

Oneduh

Your name's fucked up, don't drop another horrible post on me
Why Headless? you always seemed like more of a nobody
You got killed by Ink, got some cheap votes to win
& I'll prove it by beating you with lines I prewrote for him
When approachin this bad seed, I'll move to the bottom
Where I'll dig up his family tree & get to the root of the problem
Your lines aint long for audio, face it your flow's basic
& that gun talk's like speaking properly, you say it but don't spray it
I'm a vet in the game, you know I'm a pro
Holdin a "will rap for food" sign's your idea of gettin the show on the road
Plus, you already know my writtens is nice
So get right up next to your moniter,
& I'll beat you within an inch of your life
^ Yeah I stretched my format, I know it's out of date
But I didn't wanna make your verse look so out of place
What's the point of a battle? if you try to clown me
I'll expose chi.nks in your armor the size of Yao Ming
My punches'll fold him, when a sweet left's landing
It's the opposite of a dance off, you won't see Head standing
After that, you'll find out I got the worst right too
When I uppercut you so high you get a birds eye view
I always get the last laugh, known to drop hot text
You get the last laugh.. cuz you got the slowest thought process
Thinkin it's over, but the light at the end of the tunnel..
Turned out to be; just another flash of brilliance from OneDuh

;)

vs.

headless verseman

Oneduh's a patriot, and cuz of that i better be honest
i duno whats being memorialized, veterans or those elderly concepts
decided to settle with nonsense, ur try- u spent it w/ played shit
verse writing isnt your thing Lyri-cold, corny alias making's the extent of your greatness get the fuck off my site, ill kill this bastard farill
maybe u'd be signed Unsigned Hype if the HYPE part was backed w/ some skill
ill beat this kid till the chair breaks
then powerbomb him so bad his spine resembles a staircase
and ill no show if the price is right
if not, ill put a knife to this fags neck an give new meaning to a slice of life
to spare his life, he better offer me cash
or ill beat him so deeply they'll give my battle methods a philosophy class
he's eager to win the title so this bums whore'n
but unless he names that verse a disease there wont even be a run for it
im the best an yet humble, put mirrors on ya chest an the bundle
ya legs together, throw u into the ocean, now reflect on ya struggle
your an emcee? ill back ur work so ur business can leap
an give u a large Advance-
thats not money its the name of who used YOUR lines ORIGINALLY
this chump is king? dont front ya bitch
musics so bad Razors wont bump yo shit
please cuz, u being a millionaire seems dumb
kids got about as much green as the fuckin middle east does
see that ease of flow an wit, this man expected those
instead i saw more predictable hits than last weeks soprano episode
just let it go, its true, u gave it a try
but failed, so long.....sign ya name on the line

Winner = Oneduh

[David Lama]

some cool punches this week





but once again their not as hot as *Hott Chocolate*


Top punches of the week

Cuz bitches laugh in your face, don't wan't you to call at all bro
Maybe u could get ur weight up.. if rejection wasn't so hard to swallow
Oneduh vs. Revanon

Fat fuck, say it ain't so because we know you offended
Imma read you like an open book, then rip out the apendix
Serge dot T vs. Oz The Legend

Look, in hthis battle, e's too scrawny with his fuckin' punches
that's why peepin' Mid's section got cats doin' stomach crunches
Richard Corey vs. COMMIDITY

If you ask me your imagery is pretty ass
Get graphic.. I'll give it to ya in the paint like an entry pass
Sintro vs. Mr. Chaves

I'm respected across the board, I can see why you would panic
Tek's g.ook ass' your only fan.. noone feels you unless their views are slanted
Oneduh vs. Revanon

But wait a minute, let me dumb it down for this bitch ho,
We'll believe he made a name for himself once we find out that he's skitzo
Georgia vs. Young Philly

He doesnt bite, but what he writes ya might know
its just added slang and a tight flow with headlines off of the tonight show
headless verseman vs. theFRANCHISE

Mention my fam again & you'll find me with a burna
Then I'll pull so many strings, they'll never tie me to ya murder
Oneduh vs. Revanon

Ya aint gotta dwell on this battle, cuz ya doin not so well
People going to Serge for a borderline bite, fuck a Taco Bell
Oz The Legend vs. Serge dot T

no passing the Plague, so stop your attempts to grab the belt
heard your lines the strength of 100 men.....
.....must include the 50 he asked for help
Revanon vs. Oneduh

he'd give me a challenge, since i was gone for a minute
so he gave me HL, he just forgot to add the EL in it
Jacent vs. Hair Line

& that's real talk doggie, that's what One is about
When I show up on his porch it's like mtv, Rev run in his house
Oneduh vs. Revanon

Notice: just because these punches are here, doesn’t mean there tight as hell, it means they were the best this week in my opinion (some of these lines I don’t even like, I just put them in here cause people really liked them in the battle), if you don’t like it do a fucking mag your damn self, oh and the punches arent in order.

[David Lama]

this shit was pretty good



but it wasnt smoking hot like ghettoqueen69

Battle of the Week
Serge dot T vs. Oz The Legend

Oz The Legend

Ill post first....since your still a scared newbie.

Originally Posted by Resin MIC

Stupid… it’s fact you’ll never succeed in winning
I’ll take your grain of talent and use it to feed the pigeons

Originally Posted by Serge Last Week

Bow to the God, Serge remains your religion
If you had a grain of intelligence....it was fed to the pigeons

Claim to flip pounds? What a wretched thought
When ya cant flip Resin without getting caught
Ya aint gotta dwell on this battle, cuz ya doin not so well
People going to Serge for a borderline bite, fuck a Taco Bell
Recycle, flips & fake personals, your not a versatile emcee
I Flipped ya borderline^ so u'll have an original personal on me
I'll kidnap ya girl & when I'm done chokin ya boo
My knife'll slice her throat into two
& If ya 'egg' me on, u'll be breathin out her felopian tube
Now im going to construe, a time line..>>
RBLs doing well,with dope heads who's shit is felt >>>
League hits rock bottom >> here comes Serge "TIME ta win the belt"
Girls excited to meet Serge! Yah, he must maintain some wealth?
Nah, they'd rather lock emselfs up, he'll make any girl contain-er self
You fag...
Ya set buildings ablaze, & pussy? Ya desire-ta take it
Too bad...
Girls wont get undercovers if ya got the only fire blanket
Postin first cause I dont expect to beat this dude
Play off verses ho, recycling & ghost writers...
Fake personals & Ya aim for votes, I gotta beat these bitch moves
& Ur a sp!ck too, good only for yard work, your hated
Its why this Mexican rakes more than every casino in Vegas
Ya gotta explosive sex life even tho your toying with fags
A flamer screaming "Fire in the hole" while fuckin ya boy in the ass
I aint been run off sites, but fresh lines are a far cry for you
Manipulated? nah, these just fake personals ya might try & use
Now its time to lose & sign out, yep Im ejecting this herb
You aint shit, nowadays newbies aint even respecting ya Serge

vs.

Serge dot T

Speakin' of Resin....

Serge dot T: Remember Oz???
ResinMC: that loser still tryina to rap?


NEWSFLASH: YOU'RE GARBAGE


Ya lyrics suck...Explain where the props due...
When the only place you have in the archives are fuckin' verses you lost to...!
Punted off UPN for thinkin' that he's hot
You're not even pussy....
A 'bundle of nerves' like you is more like a g-spot....!
And look at ya damn quote, you're such a hypocrit fake, bitch
You went into the archives while lookin' for shit to flip...so props on the rakes shit
So stfu, I'M a legend, younger and done shit beyond belief
You lost to Nasif......thats the punch nigga YOU FUCKIN LOST TO NASIF
A year ago you loved the kid...
I cut ya ass off and you know it's a tough fact
But white men can't jump...so he's STILL on my nut sack..!
Fat fuck, say it ain't so because we know you offended
Imma read you like an open book, then rip out the apendix
He could use some excersize, a jog kills a fat layer
But you wouldn't see Oz runnin' if he was tryna be mayor...!
Look at ya damn verse, dissin' you ain't a tough angle
Changin' his font so the lines don't stretch like his love handles....
Look at ya fuckin' name...I'm sayin', this chubb's wild
Oz the LEGEND...about Kong and the blondes love child
He likes dark, I'm not talkin' 'bout funerals
I'm sayin'...
He's had more black dick in him than The Apollo's urinals
Gay porn freak, you and ya dick live a set strife
He rented 'Man on fire' thinkin' about a gay guys sex life
Ugly as a fuck, not even the date to ya prom, shit
I wouldn't fuck Oz's pussy if I borrowed his moms dick

Winner = Serge dot T

[David Lama]

no shows are retarded





and Defcon_5 looks like he is in those pics.

no show shine (x4)

Richard Corey

Look,

I ain't no joke. And still this homo's aroused at my jeans
yeah, Commidi's hard...but only cos' he sees me poundin' the keys
You brought gayness with you! The entire game's in shambles
so when I say fags get on 'via Com'..I don't mean cable channels
Look, in this battle, he's too scrawny with his fuckin' punches
that's why peepin' Mid's section got cats doin' stomach crunches
this fuckin' punk is...so tiny, it's like he'll die any second
arms so flegmsy... fuck a battle, I'll kill him with a sinus infection
What a waste, and cats gotta read e'ry quote this homo writes
And afterwards you'll be 0-1...big apology to each voter on this site
Is that played, fuck it...I ate him, now I'm shitting out this geek
looking for where it's 'safe to pee 'Dity'... just like Jadakiss' dreams...

Defcon_5

Why do u suck so bad?


i aim and bang quicker while Tek claims bigger
said he's hot on wax..now watch this flame flicker
I could sneeze better than ya last verse, my sinus' kill
yeah ur bringing about the revolution..just minus the skill

Originally Posted by TeKneeK

"I'm bringing a RHYMESTYLE verse that the RBL ain't seen since '99! "

Ur damn skippy the shit's deader than Fred Astair
ya verse was definately 99...and u shoulda left it there
he was a topical giant..one of the cleverest guys
to bad..now a days he fuckin suck at whatever he tries
let ya neglegance rise..Tek ya menstrals enabled
when he loses he can blame old schemes and members who hate em
u elderly bitch..it's predicted i'll topple this dude here
how's he the heart and soul of RMC when his will stop in a few years
i'm 21 ur 19 years older..his frame'll fold ya'll
now watch me drop this 40 like Kain and O Dog
i'll reitterate ur old..ya pay days deaded
now watch me drop this 40 like i'm J.J. Reddick
it must hurt ya heart when u hear that i'm better bruh?
don't feel bad..u haven't been good since the year that u registered
i'm helpin' ya..7 years and runnin there's no stoppin TeKneeK
i used wack verse and age disses so there's none droppin next week

Hi...I'm Rusty

On or off line this pussy could never hurt me
Ill have him lookin like he's in a carolina panthers jersey
The truth is your chances of winning are a little slim kid
I could go half of what u post, and drop hardkore like litttle kim did
This is a battle nigga so I wont hold back clownin...
Fuckin homo, If u ever reach ur peak itll be on brokeback mountain
Your girl still on my dick even when I told her no
That bitch stay watchin me like im the oprah show
Yes ur still a virgin, u dont ever meet the chicks u meet
That was a battle, no Jai-z doesnt count as a bitch u beat

Willie Dickgood

Know why im clappin deez mags???
just to leave ya white tee...lookin like da japanese flag
and ego might buss guns but if i see dis n!gga brag
ill leave him scattered so much cops scoop him in nickel bags
dont hate me cuz im rich,i made it all from bricks
and feens dat dust off rocks for a livin..like archeaologists
and i heard u wanna battle, u been dyin to get at me
heard all ya songs, every line u spit at me
but when i seen u in da club, u was tryna friend wit me
so in all....u a perpndick...like lines of symmetry
ego doesnt have much money,so washin is a rare occasion
dats why his teeth in a golden state...like baron davis
had to lay ya crew out, jus for playin wit mines
now look at em, all stretched out like a hr before gametime
yea i talk greasy,its cuz im always palmin da gat
so i wont hesitate 2 take shots at ya, ego,like i was callin u fat
go ahead n try 2 diss,ill put heat to dis fuck,
and leave him walkin with a cane like the planters peanut
ill split ya neck from ya shoulders,rip u up in sections
so ya spirit'll b dancin on da soul train...up 2 heaven
no shit im greater than u,no need to give u a score
i hear ya good at math,so this is my verse>..& heres yours

[David Lama]

this shit was nice



almost as nice as *Hott Chocolate* getting her face licked.

Dopest Verse of the week
Oneduh

Quality over quantity.. Lets go.


I'm sure ur pops is proud when he admires his sons physique
You look like a chip off the old block.. hit you right in ya fuckin beak
Now u claim that you pullin broads? this fraud's a ferry
That runs from pussy so much, his life resembles tom & jerry
Cuz bitches laugh in your face, don't wan't you to call at all bro
Maybe u could get ur weight up.. if rejection wasn't so hard to swallow
This faggot aint worth my effort, put a sock in it money
I'll treat this battle like ur Rbl rank, just drop a quick 20
2 weeks ago you were champ, sittin on the throne, an idol....
& then you lost it, to the wackest ni.gga ever to hold the title
I know Rev don't want my daughter, theres no question in my mind
See.. Boys 2 Men's more than a group, it's his sexual timeline
Mention my fam again & you'll find me with a burna
Then I'll pull so many strings, they'll never tie me to ya murder
& that's real talk doggie, that's what One is about
When I show up on his porch it's like mtv, Rev run in his house
I'm respected across the board, I can see why you would panic
Tek's g.ook ass' your only fan.. noone feels you unless their views are slanted
I didn't need to match 20 lines to trump you
Like a car with a governer on it.. I can put an end to Rev anytime I want to

Hold that.

[David Lama]

someone tell this kid to stop



and tell J-Nyce he cant be in the matrix.


Whackest verse of the week
ThaGrimiestOne

Grimeys that big nigga bitch you jus a little sprout
Meeks like BK food...I eat you up and spit you right back out
By the look of ya name ya WHACK and prolly ya whole crew/
Nigga H20 got more Structure than you/
Im tha steak motha fucka you jus tha lean cuisine/
Grimey Like windows when I Spit so dont fuck wit my blue screen/
You gotta be a chick...Get some Midal cus Grimey recommend it/
Kid you like baby wipes nigga you always moist and always gettin into some deep shit/
Ima nice nigga....I measure my sexyiness wit a measuring cup/
You like my old computer...when you get nervous all you do is freeze up/
To much power when i fuck...I get fucked more often than not/
Bargain store speakers have more energy than you...nigga they only 75 watts/
I Hate readin bookz but write verses in'a quick min-ute/
No sense postin ya lyrics No comparison that Grimey gonna win-it/
Ya Im that smart one...Straight A's 5 classes and shit/
God damn I take more classes then the size of ya dick/
You full of Bugs nigga... I BREACH Rapmusic to REACH-EACH-LEECH/
Ima IMPEACH ya BLEACH ass, you got no right to FREEDOM-OF-SPEECH/
Some people fearless, Ya hearts weak like Sanford and son/
The Shit you started just begun and ya name is already out-done/


You full of Bugs nigga... I BREACH Rapmusic to REACH-EACH-LEECH/
Ima IMPEACH ya BLEACH ass, you got no right to FREEDOM-OF-SPEECH/ Let me break this down for the less educated....

Breach = Take over
Reach...self explanitory...
each---slef explanitory...
Leech - Type of bug...notice how i said full of bugs
IMPEACH - Remove him
Bleach ass - Sayin he bleaches his skin
Freedom of speech - self explanitory.

That whole line makes sense..so dont get at me and be like...ughhh i cnat understand your shit... ^^Right there....

<Grimey>

[David Lama]

wtf is up with Numskull



even Selph X Playned wants to know.

Interview with Numskull

David Lama: sup num, first of all did you ever have any RBL aliases?

Numskull: I was apart of Island that's it

David Lama: damn everyday someone else tells me they were a part of island lol

Numskull: na, me, user, and aloe. that's it

David Lama: Oneduh said he was too.. And I heard fract and resin were too

Numskull: Oneduh did Island for about a week.. Fract or Resin were not… their styles are too noticable

David Lama: word.. well.. Why arent you in the RBL at the moment?

Numskull: I won the title for the 4th time like a month ago, so I laid off for a while.. My life is real hectic right now, I got a deal and shit so I don't have much time no more

David Lama: oh aight.. do you know some guy named feeble minded from rap battles?

Numskull: yeh i heard of em why?

David Lama: he brags about beating you

Numskull: lmfao word? It was a 3 way in a finals on ••••••• or some shit.. some dumb ass board like that. With me him and Equation. I did 3 bars about him and focused on Equation cause me and him have history..lol ..Every kid has their day. I should be easy to beat.. I been around since 2000 I'm a vet..lol. I've been doing it consistantly for 6 years. first title in RBL was in 03. I won the title again in 05. I beat Resin, i've been frac, I've beaten Metheus, I've beaten AOL aka Mr. Professor, I've beating, Equation, I've beaten Relentless Fists, I mentored Inkwell, Def_5, USER, and a list of other people.. so consistency is the thing. I should be washed up by now dont you think..lol

David Lama: ha yea I guess. but experience plays a huge part in battles.

Numskull: Not with a whole new line of battlers, everyone is a wordplay battler now.. everyone is Hens and Butler type battlers, that's what's appealing now. I'm just an asshole.. that's what one things for me.. I said shit people were scared to say.. I turned a cum line into a joke after it was "played"

I seen you on the animal porn sites, one of your head
You're beating a dead horse.. hopin it'd come from the dead
I just made cum line... I guess I've hit a bottomless pit
So fuck it, i'll make another one... on the top of your lip

David Lama: you said everyone these days is a butler or a john hensley type battler. do you think people sit down and actually mimmick their styles? do you think its even their style? and do you consider them nice?? but and hens that is

Numskull: First, no it's not their style people get attached to a certain style and adapt themselves to it and if it fits for them they rock with it. I think a lotta cats noticed the style from Hens and Butler, but I also think that Namix had a lot to do with the style being put out there. And the first person that I ever seen that packed a verse with wordplay with Sur5ill, a looooonnnnggg time ago, so just history repeating itself in a new form… And yes hens and butler are definitely nice, very witty and creative. What up to hens by the way.. Syn 4eva..lol

David Lama: cool.. the RBL at the moment.. how do you see it?? in what condition is it in?

[David Lama]

Numskull: I think it's rebuilding itself with new big names per-say.. what draws people to the league is when you have those top heads on the net there. So now with a breeding of new top heads its becoming more entertaining to see what will be said next. For a long time there was a drought, between the days of, User, AOD, Resin, Fract, myself, Metheus(R.I.P) until now.. everything in between then was average, which made for a lot of your no shows and etc. No names for people to attach themselves to. But right now it's looking up for RBL. Like we came right after the Dre-X, and the Ferrocious Fists aka Sinister, and Aloe, and people like that.. so there was really no drop off.. when we decided to stop texting and move forward to other shit, there was a drought. You had nice heads but they were scattered all over the net

David Lama: word... who do you think thats in the RBL right now will be dominiating the RBL in the near future?? is there anyone that even seems like their gonna do that at the moment in your opinion

Numskull: I don't really see anyone dominating the RBl cause the only person to ever do that was Calefaction, but I think the person that will be around for a long time is Young Philly. Oz is nice but he will be in and out of the league. Young Philly will prolly be the new breed.. he beat me for the title my last match so he has my respect

David Lama: word Philly been doing his thing lately. and hes only 15 years old lol.. were you text battling at 15? lol

Numskull: lmfao yeah.. I'm only 20 ock I'll be 21 this year and I been around since 2000 so I was texting when I was 14.. I wasn't as good as he is now when I started though..

David Lama: haha word. thats a long time though. you've pretty much seen RM go through it all. what do you think about revanon and tekneek being in the RBL?? do you think their style will do well in the league or na?

Numskull: Wow, hmm, I mean it's just being able to be appealing to the readers, if they can find a way to make their style appealing then yeah. Bottom line is if you're good, then you're good. So it'll show if you put it out there

David Lama: word.., your in the current RM tourney, clash of the champions. do you think that tourney will affect the RBL? like it'll cause no shows and shit, or will it be the other way around? I mean sure its for money but Im sure some people know that they wont make it too far so they'll prolly figure why show at all for it

Numskull: most won't show truthfully, I didn't know about the tourney until two days ago with Def_5 showed me..lol, but my advice would be to put the RBL on hold cause most won't want to write 2 verses a week

David Lama: word I'd say the same.. but history has shown me that putting a league on hold will only hurt it more than any amount of no shows ever could. to me a never ending league should be just that NEVER ENDING, and with me as mod it wont end at least not as long as Im a mod, no more restarting records (i mean yea peeps can restart their recs when they want but I wont force everyone to go back to 0-0) and shit like that.. I plan on doing pay per views and shit, since shit will get boring after a while.. but word.. Im sure some will no show, not as many as others expect though...

Numskull: Nah won't be many but a lot won't be at their best

David Lama: word.. well. I'ma name a few names and you tell me what you think of them one by one .. cool?

Numskull: sure

David Lama: Richard Corey

Numskull: great topical head, great imagery.. nice battler too

David Lama: Quriosity aka Voltron aka Georgia

Numskull: good battler, cool dude pretty much.. gotta mean streak or assholeish streak in em but still me homie

David Lama: headless verseman

Numskull: One word.. Steroids!! … lmfao nah I'm bullshitting cool dude, good battler.. we have a lotta histroy

David Lama: Serge

Numskull: My homeboy, never got the respect he deserved in my opinion.. very good battler in his time

David Lama: Scientz

Numskull: innovative.. very creative I dug his style cause he is different

I got time for about 2 more names, godda be in the studio soon

David Lama: word…. Demik

Numskull: Doc is nice, cool dude as well.. creative when needed to be

David Lama: Oneduh

Numskull: Duh was nice as hell, coulda been a champ for a long time but he stopped doing text. another cool dude

David Lama: word.. well since you gotta go.. lets close this interview out.. if you got anything else to say say it and close this out for us

Numskull: big shout out to all the people in the RBL it's a good league stick around for a minute. Be on the look out for the upcoming LP the prequel to A Star Was Born called, "Tha Mill Ticket" ..
www.myspace.com/thamillticket

David Lama: word.. good shit man.. thanks for the interview. and hopefully you'll join the RBL again soon

Numskull: I'm out though, get at me dawg.. maybe after I finish this LP

David Lama: word

Numskull: 1ne up

[David Lama]

Predictions

Serge



vs.

Sikabod Khrayne



1. Sikabod Khrayne 6-1 vs. 2. Serge dot T 4-0
I don’t think this will be close at all. If Sika wants to have a chance at even making this kind of close hes gonna need to drop the best verse hes ever dropped in his life, and not best rap ca