RBL Mag 11/9/05

[eyedeal]

introduction: by eyedeal

This week was an ok week.. it's gettin better every week, IMO.
Odin was definitely the highlight this week lol.
The champ match between Butler & Imperial was pretty hot.
The Rematch between Ribo & H.I.v. resulted in a no show from H.I.v.
Pharaohe Def won the Contendership, & he'll face Butler for the title.
I know u prolly don't believe me but.. there was still alot of no shows.
Haha.. it's amazing, i tell ya.. kids know shit about battles these days.
Back in the day, no shows were rare.. & barely existed.
Now days, kids are no showin like it's a habit.
Oh well, there's not much i can do about no shows.
That shit's all on the members.. if ya'll wanna good league, u'll show.
So, props to those that showed.. & keep up the good work.

Battle Reviews: by eyedeal

Butler vs. Imperial
This was a good battle.. Both dropped solid verses.
I was feelin Imperial's Ms. Match line, & a few others the most.
As for Butler, I was feelin his Tissue Box line, & a few others the most.
I think if Imperial would've had more personals it would've been alot closer.
Butler had a few personals in his, & that made his verse more effective.
In the end Butler won by the score of 5-2.

Pharaohe Def vs. Daedal
This match was funny, due to Daedal being a complete dumb ass.
Dude posted a verse (if u wanna call it that) with numbers 1-14, & that's it.
P Def dropped 4 lines, & won that shit.
It wasn't like Daedal had a chance to beat 'em anyways.

ClasSick vs. Fold
ClasSick dropped a verse with a few played lines.
Like his stephen king it, & his pastor lines were played.
But it didn't matter, cuz Fold no showed like a pussy.

Ribonuclease vs. H.I.v.
Ribonuclease posted a respectable verse.
Then H.I.v. comes in with an hour left until the due date
& says, "nice verse..no hate...i'm goin through some shit and
can't get motivated to write at all..edit ya verse..shit was hot..i'm out"
Yea right son, we know whats up.. the only shit u goin through is
the, "i don't wanna battle someone i know i'll lose to" shit. j/p haha
So Ribonuclease won by a no show.

nah son vs. David Lama
David Lama had a pretty nice verse.
I was feelin his 3 wins line, & his nose bleed section line the most.
I was feelin nah son's opener, & his name flips line the most.
This battle was actually pretty close.
Both had 2 lines that i was feelin, & worded 'em pretty nice.
But nah son won in the end, by the score of 5-1.

PopeJuicy vs. Young Philly
PopeJuicy actually had a pretty good verse.
I was feelin his opener, his pac-man line, & his 2 bar buzz line the most.
Young Philly had a good verse as well.
I was feelin his opener, his blade's definition line, his getaway's line, & his a-jar line.
So, it was "kinda" close, but Young Philly won by the score of 4-1

Yung Impression vs. LM
Yung Impression won by a no show.
LM was no where to be found, like Super in spandex.

LyrikalCasper vs. Who? Clayfac3
LyrikalCasper had a funny verse, was kinda basic but funny.
But it didn't matter, cuz Clayfac3 no showed like a little beotch.

ill nik-A vs. A-bomb inabowl
ill nik-A dropped an iight verse.
I was feelin his Ashton line, & his Colgate line the most.
A-bomb didn't have a good verse at all.
I was feelin his pastor prime line, but that shit's played.
ill nik-A won this shit with ease.

wreck'n'eyez vs. MiC
wreck didn't have a very good verse.
He had alot of played shit in there.
Like his handle bars line, his sales line, & his def line were played.
But it didn't matter, cuz MiC no showed.

6ft Deep vs. Al Murder U
Al Murder U won by a no show.

Untouchable vs. Vinny Diesel
Vinny Diesel had an ok verse.
I was feelin his lunchables line the most.
Untouchable had an ok verse too.
I was feelin his two nameplays the most.
Was kinda close, but Diesel won in the end.

Jonny Ogre Seed vs. Mets
Mets won by a no show.

BlAcK BeArD vs. ill pav
ill pav had a decent verse.
I was feelin his Axe or Tag line, & a few of the personals he had.
BlAcK BeArD's verse was iight.
I was feelin his blouse line the most.
In the end ill pav won by the score of 4-1.

Royale vs. Typhris
Typhris used a cum line, that's all i'ma say about him.
Royale had a pretty funny verse.
He won this battle with ease.

Odin vs. deathB4dishonor
Of course Odin had a hot verse.
Had the death line, the chef-field line, & the notice line
& yes, the rest of his verse was nice too haha.
deathB4dishonor didn't drop that nice.
So Odin won with ease, muhfuckas.

(the rest of the battles were no shows)

[eyedeal]

Top 10 Punches: by eyedeal

YEa.. im dissin ya bitch. she's round from the crown to the socks.
n got Square titties... the bitch forgot to take the tissues OUT of the box.
-Butler vs. Imperial

Last week was uneven.. Hensley ducked like a bitch ass
You came like a pussy.. guess you could call it a Ms. match
-Imperial vs. Butler

you're my 4th victim, yet I may feel sad when through
I swore having 3 wins was special, until I saw u had them too
-David Lama vs. nah son

you got a job? about time 8 months pass your 22nd birth day
12 hours - 7 days
too bad being a full time bitch doesn't end with your workday
-nah son vs. David Lama

You don't got what it takes... battled the Pope just feel blessed...
This kid is on a 2 bar buzz... like he's been poppin' a Zanax...
-PopJuicy vs. Young Philly

Describing ur girls pussy ain't something u wanna do, see
Cuz you can say it's nice...but you should use the word loosely
-Young Philly vs. Popejuicy

u got skills, incredible verses, talk proud, my thoughts doubt
I lost, it's done, u won, its over...then Ashton Kutcher popped out
-ill nik-A vs. A-bomb inabowl

Look at this.. bold, underline, italics, and dashes
All ya missin's the "s.. youda reached ULTIMATE WACKNESS
-Royale vs. Typhris

most these kids are scared to die, & won't take a breath
but when they battle u.. they're not afraid of death
-Odin vs. deathB4dishonor

u get no mention, u want attention, but u're in a constricted slump
nobody'll notice u.. u don't even gotta house to get evicted from
-Odin vs. deathB4dishonor

Battle Of The Week: by defcon_5

ill nik-A vs A-bomb inabowl
See the Match here


-My comment-
The reason this battle got battle of the week instead of the champ match
was the fact that it was shorter..each came with hard hitting punches and
got str8 to the point..no long drawn out verses that leave chances for dead
or filler lines...very nice match here to be honest..good show folks

No Show Shine: by defcon_5

ClasSick

from Skill to Fold. maybe you should rewind it..
cuz you ditched that name... along with the meaning behind it.
who is Fold? male or female... i'll tell ya something, look..
i know "It's" more of a clown than in that stephen king book
they even said you were Nique.. thinkin youre tight
but hey.. at least we know the bitch accusations were right
f'real Folds a female. i popped her cherry cuz..
i was cautious..
cuz my skills so pastor... they could legally marry us
i'll tell ya how to beat someone... with Fold being next..
id give ya some good sound advice.. but ya weakness is mostly in text

-My comment-
I just wanna say congrats to Clas for showin and dropping
an above average verse this week..it was alot better than the
rest of the No show verses this week..keep it up buddy

[eyedeal]

Verse Of The Week: by defcon_5

Imperial

Ya finally champ for once.. nice
It took you twice as long, to do what ive already done twice
You trippin.. ya losin weight quick
See yaself as the best? Damn, how long you been hallucinatin
And you aint a thug.. you went miles wit the wankstas
Youre just a gentleman.. let Styles be the gangsta
Ya really gettin it.. ill put you through hell, its fatal
Ima make you pay the Price.. like Kelly’s label
I hold weight, got more might
Bud, im a Weiser Select..
..im hard to the bone.. your Coor's Light
Ill take this bitch out, this cats fucked
Unlike bboys.. when Butler goes down, he doesnt get back up
Flow and wording are important man.. im past ya step
Ya hung up on punches.. no wonder they cant connect
If this nerd had a choice.. online or cyphers
Hed jump all over the net, like bad volleyball spikers
No matter what im on top of you.. this is my home
Cuz youre just a-head.. son im the heir to the throne
You know im nice.. just look
You cant keep my name out ya mouth..
..and all im askin is whats good
Trust, in this game, youll never make a livin
Producers show you less interest than the banks been givin
Last week was uneven.. Hensley ducked like a bitch ass
You came like a pussy.. guess you could call it a Ms. match
Overrated, wack, bullshit, dumb
Those words fit you so well, you should have a closet full of em

-My comment-
The reason i chose thos verse for verse of the week was the
fact that it was packed with very nice punches and wordplay...
had little to no fillers at all...this was a very nice read to me...congrats Imp

Wackest Verse Of The Week: by defcon_5

DannyC

this dude aint even checked in, he nauseous - saw the name and got cautious
im so quick with it, if the RBL were NFL we'd need replay pauses
how the fuck he gonna match punches when my mind got the reach
aint new ta me
i got •••••s tryinna keep the "C"(sea) down like the beach
im practiced in rhymin, this faggot's practiced in fellatio
funny how his record represents my usual dick to pussy ratio
he tryin not ta let it leak, look at 'em, he nervous
dude cant touch the "W"(Bush) like its protected by secret service
dog im sorry, but you DONT have CRITERIA for this league
u could dress me up in army shit and u still couldnt get me 'fatigued'
••••• read "DannyC..oh shit!" - noone seen a bitch run that fast since flo-jo
cuz the only shine this muthafucka gets is when his opponent no-shows (last week)
i read that played verse, lets see u pick apart my name
i know it sounds WHITE
league sayin.."dudes over his head", "dead in the water"
they wrong, u cant even drown right
someone explain to this kid "wordplay", i dont think he got the idea
when i say my shits "in-tense", we're not goin camping, im endin ya career

-My Comment-
It was an ok verse at the beginning but you reached waaaayyyy
to far for punches and wordplay..then the nameplay on yaself was terrible...
this verse was sub par in my eyes and earned the worst verse of the week from me

-Def's Random comment-
I really like how everyone stepped it up this week...
little to none of those gay ass effortless 2 word no show verses
and i really appreciate it..keep it up guys..p.s. i'll be in next week..chea

[eyedeal]

Interview

EyeDillTheReal = eyedeal
Bow Down Beeotch = Mets

EyeDillTheReal: iight, i'm sittin here with mets.. sup man?
Bow Down Beeotch: aint shit, chillen before work listenin to
that new sheek seein what its about.
EyeDillTheReal: word, word
EyeDillTheReal: so what u think about the RBL?
Bow Down Beeotch: ive been a b-boyz head since i started text,
so if u woulda asked me 6 months ago i woulda autpmatically said garbage.
but it's a nice league. theres about 10 good heads in it which is about right for
any league. butler champin it helps. its defintley worth signing up.
EyeDillTheReal: word, there's been alot of •••••• heads signing up
as of late.. i think that's due to the •••••• website bein down at the moment..
but what u think makes •••••• heads more dope than RM heads?
i mean, it seems like RM's new kats aren't that good now days..
the usuals are dope.. like me, imperial, calefaction, user,
& all the other RM vets.. but it seems like the new •••••• cats
are doper than the new RM cats.. why is that u think?
Bow Down Beeotch: i think RM & Prowlers had there day.
they did there thing with text ..••••••, •••••••••• even 411 hype (which is still bad)
..we were wack when u guys were good.
so it evolved taht way i guess. your vets dont acceot new cats either
..there like the black guy in cant hardly wait ..its all about the memories.
we embrace a new guy at ••••••, makes shit interesting
EyeDillTheReal: word up
EyeDillTheReal: moving on, What is ya favorite type of punchline?
Metaphor, Cliche, Wordplay, Comedy, or Personal?
Bow Down Beeotch: wordplay defintley. when wordplay got popular
..thats when i started winnin battles. if its used right ..theres no smarter line
you can write. i like a good cliche punch too.
EyeDillTheReal: iight fasho.. so, do u see yaself bein the champ of RBL?
Bow Down Beeotch: i dont even know. that no show last week dropped
my interest and that hiv dude no showed last week ..so he'll probaly bounce
on this battle too. if i get some battles and get motivated, yea i can defintley champ it.
i wanna re match butler too so i hope he keeps the title.
EyeDillTheReal: word.. no shows been killin the league lately..
there's really nothin i can about it tho.. that's all on the members that sign up..
what do u wanna say to the ppl that've been no showin?
Bow Down Beeotch: dont sign up, u had like 5 battles where noone
even checked in. people know whether there gonna show up or not
..i write verse at like 9pm on fridays before i go to the bar, shit isnt that hard forreal.
EyeDillTheReal: i agree.. anyways, What was ya favorite battle last week (wk12)?
Bow Down Beeotch: butler and imp for a couple reasons.
butler had that implyin a bag line, which was crazy. imp came tight and
tha battle should of been alot closer. i seen oz post too,
so i get to make fun of that pussy while im here.
EyeDillTheReal: haha, true.. well, that's all the questions i got..
so, u wanna add anything? shouts?
Bow Down Beeotch: shouts to butler for champin and actually postin links
..everybody in the league thats showin. u for runnin the league almost by yourself.
if people start showin rbl would be ALOT better league. thats all.
EyeDillTheReal: iight man.. thx for the interview homie
Bow Down Beeotch: no doubt, pz

[eyedeal]

Top 30 Predictions: by eyedeal

Butler vs. Pharaohe Def
This should be a good battle.. maybe the best in awhile.
I got high expectations for this one.
Butler has been droppin some hot verses as of late.
P Def has been droppin some hot lines as of late.
So i'm sure both will drop some nice verses in this one.
My prediction is Butler by a hair.

Ribonuclease vs. Young Philly
This a rematch from Week 7 between these two.
Ribonuclease won the first one by a no show.
So this week Young Philly has a chance at revenge.
This could be a hot battle too.
Both been droppin some hot lines here & there lately.
My prediction is Young Philly by a hair.

Fold vs. LyrikalCasper
Fold no showed last week.. but he still close to the top with a 5-2 rec.
So if he wins this week, he'll most likely be in the contendership match.
LyrikalCasper had a pretty funny verse last week.
This battle could go either way, i kinda forgot how dope Fold is.
My Prediction is a toss-up.. take a guess.

nah son vs. Yung Impression
nah son has been makin a buzz in the league as of late.
He's been droppin some nice verses.
Last week he beat Allah in a pretty close battle.
This week he has a pretty easy match against Yung Impression.
Yung has been on a no show winning streak.
All his opponents have been no showing.
But i'm sure nah son won't let him off that easy this week.
My prediction is nah son in a blowout.

ill nik-A vs. wreck'n'eyez
ill nik-A has been making a buzz in the league as well.
He's undefeated, & droppin some nice verses.
He beat A-bomb inabowl last week with ease.
This week he's up against wreck'n'eyez.
wreck didn't have a very good verse last week.
He had alot of played shit in it.
My prediction is ill nik-A in a blowout.

H.I.v. vs. Mets
Mets won by a no show last week.
He's a cat from ••••••, most know who he is.
He can drop a dope verse if he wants to.
H.I.v. can drop a some nice lines if he wants to as well.
My prediction is Mets by 5 votes.

ill pav vs. Al Murder U
ill pav is fresh off a victory over BlAcK BeArD.
He had a couple nice lines last week.
Al Murder U beat 6ft Deep by a no show last week.
This could really go either way.
My prediction is a toss-up.. take a guess.

Vinny Diesel vs. Royale
I'm likin this cat Royale.
He been droppin some nice lines.
He hasn't really faced any1 good yet tho.
Vinny Diesel beat Untouchable last week.
These two have alot to prove this week.
My prediction is Royale by 5 votes.

A-bomb inabowl vs. Danny C
A-bomb inabowl lost to ill nik-A last week.
His verse wasn't really that good.
Danny C beat criteria in a no show last week.
These two have alot to prove this week as well.
My prediction is a toss-up.. take a guess.

Odin vs. mc escher
Odin fresh off a victory over deathB4dishonor.
He had a nice verse last week, of course ;0.
mc escher beat rocket by a no show.
My prediction is Odin wins by a blowout.

s.pooky tooth vs. Jack Cottey
Both won by a no show last week.
So they can prove their selves this week.
My prediction is s.pooky tooth by 4 votes.

6ft Deep vs. BlAcK BeArD
BlAcK BeArD fresh off a loss against ill pav.
He's up against 6ft Deep who no showed last week.
If 6ft Deep shows this week, i'm sure he'll win easy.
My prediction is 6ft Deep in a blowout.

Jonny Ogre Seed vs. Untouchable
Both comin off losses from last week.
Untouchable had a few nice lines last week.
I haven't really seen/remember a verse from Jonny.
My prediction is Untouchable.

LM vs. Who? Clayfac3
Both no showed last week.
So this week they can prove theirselves, i guess.
My prediction is LM, if he shows.

Macmili vs. Agent oranges
Both comin off no show wins from last week.
Macmili's been in the league longer.
I'm really familar with Agent oranges.
My prediction is a toss-up.. take a guess.

Conclusion: by eyedeal

& that's what i got for this week.
Hopefully this week members will show for their battles.
& hopefully i'll have some better punches for the Top 10.
I don't really have much to say in the conclusion this week.
It's pretty much the same as last week's conclusion lol.
SHOW UP FOR YOUR FUCKING BATTLES, BEOTCHES!
so until next week.. fuck u very much.. & pzzzz

[Yung Impression]

^^Good Deal...

lol...imma win this week tho.

[DannyC]

lmao@defcon being a wak biased bitch

do i need to remind you about how u and i dont like each other?
talkin all that shit when i came back now u gotta use this little mod duty to stick it to me huh?

i cant wait to battle you

its ok faggot put my name wherever u want to as long as i keep gettin the w's

[J o o k]

lol @ danny throwin salt,

man you should give warning signs with these mags,

"Warning your ego may be deflated"

great mag fellas

[Worst Enemy]

good mag

[ill nik-A]

nice mag fellas

[DannyC]

Originally Posted by J o o k

lol @ danny throwin salt,

man you should give warning signs with these mags,

"Warning your ego may be deflated"

great mag fellas

yo jook u kno its tru

••••• was talkin all that rah rah when i came back about phenom tryinna punk me like 3 YEARS AGO or some shit.

and now he got me on "wak verse of the week" when the RBL didnt even HAVE one last week. lmao

its all good i dont give a shit, im just pointin out the obvious, kids an immature fuck that gonna get stomped when we go head up

[J o o k]

lol word i see you, he is in a position to write what he wants thought figadeel me

it's like freedom of speech persay,

if he had a personal beef with you he utilized his position to get at you subliminally figadeel me

but now on the other side, what if you really did have the wackest verse of the week?

if i were you i would take it even further and post 2 verses that was wacker than yours so you can prove he was being the immature fuck you labeled em figadeel me

[Royale]

dope ass mag my nics

keep up the nice work

[john hensley]

u got skills, incredible verses, talk proud, my thoughts doubt
I lost, it's done, u won, its over...then Ashton Kutcher popped out
-ill nik-A vs. A-bomb inabowl


lmao, that shit was sick man, props nika.

[Skilmatic]

Props to eyedea for keepin this shit goin..although you sound like your getting burned out..maybe they should try some cash prize shit with this battle..probably less no shows..but who's gonna do that..peace..

[Butler]

Originally Posted by john hensley

u got skills, incredible verses, talk proud, my thoughts doubt
I lost, it's done, u won, its over...then Ashton Kutcher popped out
-ill nik-A vs. A-bomb inabowl


lmao, that shit was sick man, props nika.

that shit was fuckn hilarious...

[Allahcums]

word. I've seen punk lines before but thats the best one thus far. and I dont usually say thus haha.

nice mag ya.

[Mets]

nice mag