Rbl Mag

[eyedeal]

introduction by eyedeal

This week John Hensley won the title.
He beat Alamo IV, in a pretty easy victory.
Alamo used a captain planet line.
Sorry Alamo.. i had to mention it.
Don't worry, i'll mention it again in another article lol.
Anyways, Butler won the contendership.
There was alot of no shows this week.
Most were double no shows.. u pussies.
If u haven't read the news sticky, u need too.
Cuz no shows cost u 2 losses now.
That's right, no more suspensions, we crackin down!
Onto the reviews.. u muthafuckin bitches.

Battle Reviews by eyedeal

Championship: Alamo IV vs. John Hensley
Where to start, well.. Alamo IV used a captain planet line.
That shit was more pathetic than Eternal Path's record is.
His westside connection, & rights reserved lines were good.
But his hammy's & bull, dawg lines were not.
Overall, i expected more from Alamo IV.
& no jook.. i'm not lying, haha.. i really did expect more.
As for Hensley.. his opener was pretty nice.
I was really feelin his dislike/diss like line.. shit was dope.
The list punch did nothin to help his verse.
Overall, his shit was definitely enough to win the battle.

Contendership: Butler vs. LM
First of all.. i gotta say props to Butler.
Cuz LM posted his verse 2 hours late.
But butler wanted the battle to stay open.
So props for that shit.. much respect homie.
Now, as for the battle.. Butler's verse was decent.
I was feelin his gif punch.. the rest was iight.
Overall, i think he just rushed his shit this week.
LM.. well, his opener was mad stretched.
Then he spoke about Butler's body definition lol.
His verse was.. well, it wasn't dope.
So Butler taking the win didn't surprise me.

Daedal vs. Ribonuclease
Ribo's verse was pretty decent.
He had some funny concepts in there.
Overall, it could've been better.. but it was cool.
Daedal's opener was mad stretched.
That's twice i said that about some1 now.
My advice to Daedal is to not use the 3-bar style.
cuz he don't know how to use it right.
Ribo won that battle pretty easy.

Imperial vs. Phryme
Imp's opener was pretty nice.
He had some personals in his verse.
His Style's P, & Philly's lines were dope.
Overall, i was feelin his verse this week.
Phryme's opener was funny.
His 3-bar style line wasn't good.. too stretched.
His Needle dick line was funny.
This battle was kinda close, but not really.. if that makes sense lol.
Phryme just needed a few more dope lines to win.
But, he didn't have 'em so Imperial came out on top.

H.I.v. vs. DaTrusHurtz
DaTrusHurtz didn't have a good verse.
Some lines were funny, but too basic.
HIV had the nameplay right, that was dope.
Not much more i can say about this one.
HIV won cuz he at least had one quotable.

Young Philly vs. Pharaohe Def
Aiight, Philly's teeth line was dope.
Opener was pretty funny too.
Overall, i seen better from Philly.
P Def's opener was pretty nice.
His 3-bar style line was stretched.
Too many ppl use that style & don't use it right.
He had some personals in there.
Overall, his verse was pretty decent.
& it was good enough to triumph.

Super vs. SpeKTRum2001
I was kinda surprised both no showed.
I expected Super to try for a bitch-win again.
Since he been on a losin streak.
I guess he forgot all about the battle.

Macmilimeterthyms vs. Prometheus
Another battle where both no showed.
I'd like to take this space to say suttin to Mac.
CHANGE YOUR FUCKING NAME!
I hate typin that whole shit out. lol

WhoDizzle vs. nah son
nah son won by a no show
WhoDizzle musta been scared to post lol

wreck'n'eyez vs. Chrit
wreck'n'eyez won by a no show.
i guess Chrit & WhoDizzle were fuckin & forgot to post.

MiC vs. Yung Impression
Yung Impression won by a no show.
Maybe MiC, Chrit, & WhoDizzle were havin a 3some, who knows.

ToTwoToo vs. Who? Clayfac3
Clayfac3's opener was pretty decent.
The rest was ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
ToTwoToo's verse was aweful.
Only Super looks more aweful than that.
So Clayfac3 won that shit.

Arizcatz vs. Ninja Kid
Arizcatz won by a no show
& if i was Ninja Kid i would've no showed too.
but bein Ninja Kid is unimaginable to me.

ill nik-A vs. Royale
ill nik-A's opener was hot.
His R O yale line was nice too.
Overall, his verse was pretty nice.
Nice to see him back in the league.
Royale had some funny lines.
But they were either played or too basic.
Work on that shit kiddo.
ill nik-A won this battle with ease.

Still Nameless vs. pencILL
Once again some1 uses the 3-bar style wrong.
And that person this time was pencILL aka opshins.
Ya'll need to learn how to use that shit right.
Overall, opshins verse sucked.
Still Nameless' verse wasn't any better either.
All his lines were too simple.
U two need to think more before u write a line.
Still Nameless won cuz Ops didn't post links.

So Sick vs. Greatness
Both no showed in this one.
Which it really doesn't matter.
cuz no1 was gonna read the shit anyways.

Jay Walker vs. Typhris
Both no showed in this one too.
Which is a good thing.
Cuz i couldn't take another battle with 2 wack verses.

King Dave vs. A-Bomb inabowl
A-Bomb inabowl won by no show.
King Dave isn't much of a king.

Criteria vs. Rick Spitz
Criteria won this one by a no show.
Rick could've won easy, he's retarded.
I guess that's why Rick Spitz on himself lol.

[eyedeal]

Top 10 Punches by eyedeal

We ain't cool.. so expect to see this bitch get rattled.
But word, i DON'T diss-like you.. cuz i actually wanna win my battles. -Hensley vs. Alamo IV

Caz im throwin bars like a crook & just so u know,
If u got rights reserved, then the left is stealing the show -Alamo IV vs. Hensley

its the old head. LM, rhymes hot and the hardest.
Gods .gif to text.
...in the form of a snapshot of his garbage. -Butler vs. LM

We cant even be compared, im ahead by miles
Yea people say P's nice, but theyre talkin bout Styles -Imperial vs. Phryme

im laughin in ya face kid...respect this kid 'trus' why?
stupid mothafucka can't even spell 'truth' right.... -H.I.v. vs. DaTrusHurtz

If we ever meet you'll see we're like brothers
Cuz I act black...and your teeth are that color -Young Philly vs. Pharaohe Def

yes hoe, ya smarts'll fail ain't no fooling the league
but why make R O Yale when I can school u for free -ill nik-A vs. Royale

You're no longer good, fuck the lies this dumb bitch told.
You remind me of Mary Kate & Ashley - we've been witnessing Young get old -Pharaohe Def vs. Young Philly

Check ya name.. you gotta learn to back it up.
Cuz you're the 4TH ONE... and Alamo is STILLLLL wack as fuck. -Hensley vs. Alamo IV

I'm the king of this match & think u will last?
don't need Tarver to show Roy is a thing of the past -ill nik-A vs. Royale

Battle Of The Week by defcon_5

None.....Reason being either both verses sucked or one verse sucked
in each other the battles...so i'ma say something a lil different...
the battlers of the week are John and Ribo..the rest need to step it up big time...fuckas

No Show Shine by defcon_5

Criteria (defeated Rick Spitz)

i'll be more than honest; almost like a sort of contest..
I dont like your fuckin name...change that shit before i vomit..
i brought my sword for slaughter and its yours to handle..
...but your supposed sharp wit wields it dull in battle..
16 lines full of blabber, ya verses we dont hear speak..
im like ur twisted psychiatrist thats taught you to fear me..
im focused yo, so so im leavin this fucker comatosed..
never seen a rick drop dead since the one who overdosed..
texting on rm? faggot.. this dude might bore me..
he takes the concept '40 yr old virgin' & makes it a true life story..
your horrid, revoltin, flows ugly, and ya name 'spitZ'is gay..
fuck..•••••s this season use ya verses for scarin kids away..
this is the end of your era, dont fight ya dead bitch...
what you write?
what you 'white sox' - like i talked like headless..

-My Comments-
Not the best verse ever but it was betetr than the rest of the
no-show verses seeing as how Ariz verse got deleted..
so Criteria gets the shien this week

[eyedeal]

Verse Of The Week by defcon_5

John Hensley(vs Alamo IV)

Alamo IV.
Check ya name.. you gotta learn to back it up.
Cuz you're the 4TH ONE... and Alamo is STILLLLL wack as fuck.
You'll fall to me fucker, an' get ripped and clowned too.
I'd call you a sucker..
.. but no bitch'd put their lips around you.
I got my style, and my lyrics influence the world dude.
But it's all good, you do you...... since ya can't get a girl to.
Alamo <--look at the words, drop an A then rearrange it too.
Then you'll know what the thought of your skills always makes me do.
LMAO. ya shit is laughable. and i'ma beat this clown.
My nine'll light up ya head so much..
.. it could be used as a decoration a week from now.
We ain't cool.. so expect to see this bitch get rattled.
But word, i DON'T diss-like you.. cuz i actually wanna win my battles.
If you can see it, hear it. then you know i'll move through.
Cuz your fashion sense looks like it's blind, deaf, and mute too.
Quit with the played shit. i know son, i bet ur scared.
But you got enough old lines to rival the ones for medicair.
You and the champ match, i hope you noticed this.
^They both share a link.. cuz you wouldn't be here if E had posted his.

-My Comments-
His verse and Ribo's verses were really the only ones worth readin this week...
hell the rest were average to garbage..damn shame..
step it up people and ribo and john keep it up..yua'll make me proud

Wackest Verse Of The Week by defcon_5

nah son(no show verse)

1 oclock
2 oclock
3 oclock
4
I fucked your mom in the ass and called her a whore
Kids aren't real,
bitches are fake,
snitches get killed
hoes get raped.
holla

-my comments-
Even if u are just droppin a no show verse put some effort in it...
at leats try to get top 10 punches and/or no show shine....
not just waste time like this shit

Interview

eyedeal = EyeDillTheReal
pharaohe def = DEF initely Nice

EyeDillTheReal: ayo, whats up P Def?
DEF initely Nice: not much.. puttin down two taco supremes
and two burrito supremes from taco bell : )
EyeDillTheReal: haha true, true.. was Super workin today? lol
DEF initely Nice: LOL
DEF initely Nice: i dont believe so :-(
EyeDillTheReal: anyways.. what u think of the RBL?
DEF initely Nice: well, there's obviously not TOO much talent...
its not like it used to be... not too many big names in it
besides hensley and butler... i don't consider myself a big name.
DEF initely Nice: but it'll become dope once again eventually...
EyeDillTheReal: yea, i agree with the not too much talent part..
but i'm doin my best at tryin to rebuild it.. also, there's been alot of no shows lately..
what do u say to the people no showin?
DEF initely Nice: fuck a no show :-)... i personally can't stand them..
i know what its like to run a league and have a bunch of people no show
EyeDillTheReal: word up
EyeDillTheReal: do u see yaself bein champ soon?
DEF initely Nice: i see myself in the championship match soon, yes...
dont want to speculate about winning it lol... i'll most likely battle hensley,
and i personally think he's the dopest on the net right now,
i beat him once...but i know i'm not on his level yet.
i battle him again this week in the WBL also
EyeDillTheReal: nice.. so, give some info about yaself
for those that don't know u.. like how long u been battlin, & shit like that.
DEF initely Nice: ive been battling since 2001 ( not many people know that)
i tend to take long breaks from battling from time to time...
i didnt battle at all from january 2004 up until june 2005...
so i just came back to battling a couple of months ago
DEF initely Nice: ive spent most of my time at 411 hype, and
just recently ive started battling at other sites such as •••••• and rap music
EyeDillTheReal: yea, i remember seein u at 411 hype back
in the day a little bit.. i remember this line from u, "u couldn't throw
a strike of terror pitchin for the taliban" haha shit was nice back in 01
DEF initely Nice: whoa... i forgot all about that
DEF initely Nice: damn
EyeDillTheReal: haha for some reason i remembered it..
i remember all the hot lines pretty much..
cuz most the time i'm the one writin 'em.. lol
DEF initely Nice: i lost all my lines from 2001-2004..
cuz i didnt save any of my verses... and 411 hype switched
servers so i lost all of my work haha
EyeDillTheReal: yea, shit happens, onto the next shit..
where u see yaself in 2 weeks in the RBL?
DEF initely Nice: championship match against Hensley...
soo, i guess im predicting hensley to defeat butler this week..
i wouldnt mind battling butler sometime though
EyeDillTheReal: yea, butler is pretty nice
DEF initely Nice: yeah he seems to be considered pretty dope everywhere
EyeDillTheReal: word
EyeDillTheReal: well, i don't have any more questions so..
if u wanna add somethin else, feel free.. some shouts, or whatever.
DEF initely Nice: shouts to just about everyone...
i dont have beef with anyone... and i guess the only thing i want to add is
that my only goal in text is to become well known on every major text site...
like when u hear john hensley's name the first thing people say is he's dope,
doesnt matter what site ur on... i wanna become a popular name around the net
EyeDillTheReal: iight, thx for the interview mang
DEF initely Nice: no problem, peace out

[eyedeal]

Top 30 Predictions by eyedeal

John Hensley vs. Butler
This will be a good battle right here.
If both post to their potential it will be.
If Hensley can win he'll be 4 defenses away from HOF.
If Butler can win he'll win his first RBL Title.
My prediction is Hensley will win, but it'll be close.

Imperial vs. Ribonuclease
This should be a good battle too.
Imperial is good with the personals.
& Ribo is good with the personals too.
So whoever has the best punches will prolly win this one.
My prediction is Imp will come out on top by a hair.

H.I.v. vs. Pharaohe Def
This has the potential to be a good battle.
But I'm not sure if it will be tho.
Cuz H.I.v. is known to have like 1 good line a verse.
If he puts more time into his shit he can be dope.
P Def on the other hand, drops pretty solid.
So my prediction is P Def.

LM vs. Daedal
Both comin off losses from last week.
They didn't have very good verses then.
So they should be hungry this week.
My prediction is LM.

nah son vs. wreck'n'eyez
Both won by a no show last week.
Which means they haven't proved shit yet.
So this week they can prove theirselves.
I predict that wreck'n'eyez wins.

Who? Clayfac3 vs. Super
Super no showed last week.
But with the new rule he's still in the league.
So this week he should have a pretty easy win.
Clayfac3 usually drops 1 decent punch.
So if he trys harder, who knows what will happen.
But my prediction is Super wins, if he shows.

ToTwoToo vs. Young Philly
Both comin off losses from last week.
Young Philly had a pretty nice verse tho.
ToTwoToo on the other hand, did not.
So this should be lopsided in Philly's favor.
I predict Young Philly wins in a blow out.

Yung Impression vs. SpeKTRum2001
SpeKTRum no showed last week.
But with the new rule he's still in the league.
Yung Impression isn't known to be very good.
He usually drops 1 decent punch tho.
SpeKTRum, from what i seen, isn't too good either.
So this'll be a close, but wack battle.
My prediction is Yung Impression.

Macmilimeterthyms vs. Arizcatz
The long name guy no showed last week.
But cuz of the new rule, he's still in the league.
So, now he gets a very hard assignment at beating Arizcatz.
Arizcatz should win this won easy.
I predict Arizcatz wins in a blow out.

Criteria vs. A-Bomb inabowl
Both won by no shows last week.
Which means they have no clout yet.
Maybe defeating each other will help gain a peice.
My prediction is A-Bomb inabowl.

ill nik-A vs. WhoDizzle
ill nik-A had a nice verse last week.
& beat his opponent pretty easy.
This week should be no different IMO.
I predict nik-A in a blow out.

MiC vs. Chrit
Both no showed last week.
So i'm calling this the, "hoe shower battle."
whoever doesn't no show wins.

Prometheus vs. Untouchable!
Prometheus comin off a losing streak.
Untouchable is new to the league.
This is pretty much a toss up.
But i'm going with Untouchable!

i aM DruNk vs. Vinny Diesel
Both are new to the league.
I've seen i aM DruNk battle before.
He's pretty good, if i remember right.
I never heard of Vinny Diesel.
So my prediction is i aM DruNk will win.

6ft Deep vs. Dom P
Both are new to the league.
I remember 6th Deep a little bit.
Never heard of Dom P.
So i predict 6ft Deep wins this one.

Conclusion by eyedeal

& that wraps it up for this week gentlemen.
Your goal is to SHOW UP FOR YOUR BATTLES!
Remember if u no show now, u stay in & get 2 losses.
So, u don't want that.. unless ya goin for the most losses record.
& who wants that record, besides Eternal Path?
So, man the fuck up & show up for ya battles.
Also, don't use the 3-bar style if u don't know how to use it!
Please, i'm seein way too many ppl with stretched versions of it.
In my opinion, all it's doin is killin ya verses.
Maybe u should read Resin's book, "how to use the 3-bar style"
So, we'll see u next week.. muthafuckas.

[Pharaohe Def]

coool shit.

[ill nik-A]

good shiat mayne

Thanks for the kind words

also two top 10 be dope like coke

[macmilimeterhyms]

[font=tahoma]Macmilimeterthyms vs. Prometheus
Another battle where both no showed.
I'd like to take this space to say suttin to Mac.
CHANGE YOUR FUCKING NAME!
I hate typin that whole shit out. lol

just say macmili

not that i care but neither of us should have those 2 losses because we faced each other the week before, that is wack. would you post a verse if you just battled a dude? probly not.

[J o o k]

holy hot dogs, that's a whole lot of writing, lol definitely a good job. shit must have took a couple .. ez

[eyedeal]

^^ yea it did haha

[.Inkwell.]

excellent job, dill.

[eyedeal]

thx ink

[Imperial]

good to see a mag

nice work

[Defcon_5]

hey u teary eyed fucks..do you not see mynaem there too..gosh just leave the other mods out..i hope u all choke on pubic hair :D

[Fantom]

^^Babe Winkleman ass Niggra fishin for compliments...

[.Inkwell.]

yea def u did help, but u also did the easy shit. dill reviewed 15+ battles, did a punchline pan and all that good shit.

u get an A for effort tho

[.Young Philly.]

If we ever meet you'll see we're like brothers
Cuz I act black...and your teeth are that color -Young Philly vs. Pharaohe Def

:-) Finally someone appreciated that shit.

[David Lama]

cool

[Yung Impression]

Yung Impression vs. SpeKTRum2001
SpeKTRum no showed last week.
But with the new rule he's still in the league.
Yung Impression isn't known to be very good.
He usually drops 1 decent punch tho.
SpeKTRum, from what i seen, isn't too good either.
So this'll be a close, but wack battle.
My prediction is Yung Impression.

^^i like the Mag...except this part...u'll be writing ••••• stuff about me after this week.....but keep up the good work, its good to see a mag.