Dip it LOW shawty!! -The South Mag-

[J o o k]

The Crunk Ass South
Written By: J o o k

Welcome to the 19th week of the RBL CHEA. One more week will be the big 20! So on with the show this week there was a fucking dope turn out. I mean there was literally 10 vote able battles. That's a step up no doubt the league is growing each week. The champ match wasn't to exciting at all. But nonetheless still a good week. Yo if you guys want to see some interviews just hit up my PM and let me know who u want to see interviewed or even if you want to be just hit me up. On with the no show shine.


No Show Shine
Written By: Eternal Path

I'm finally getting my no show shine..this homo's mine..
but this happens every week..we know your not one of a kind..
and they say were on the same level..but I'm tough as leather..
while i spit sick azz fuck ..your just under the weather...
Greetings Luke..check this duke's verse..fake hardcore..
With verses that's so forced...he was hired by Star Wars...
I'm not in martial arts..but basketball is where U won't score..
Your record be just like a sweep...leaving you 0 and 4
U just leaving me bored..so I'll just jump in the cruiser...
cuz either I'm tired of battling..
or like my X boy friend...I'm tired of these losers...

Thanks for showing up miss it is much appreciated.

Top 5

See bitch...i birthed your style...cunning with all of my lines and...
Its a new Don...and you're sonning is on the horizon...

Your mom's the biggest slut, I can't wait to meet her, it's true
& I'd diss ur dad, but I don't know him...then again, neither do u- Young Philly

South…up North…back to da South...fuck….just pick a direction
You migrate so fuckin much ya starting to make Mexicans jealous- HIV

spare the waste n'.. no talent, i can't believe this square i'm facin
your skills ain't just in question, that shit's more like an interrogation- Lay Doubt

Your're gassed, man... And prolly self service
Such a virgin, when u masturbate u make yourself nervous!- EndQuote

[J o o k]

Throwback Match

RBL Championship: 1. Island(13-1) vs 2. Arizcats(8-0)

Island:

Hes dumb if hes flossin'...n who the fuck is he bossin?
Cuz bitch...only time you hurt me, is when cuttin ya losses
Please, u think ya gotta chance? ..ya cant fair with the kid,
When ya boss delivered ya pink slip...and ya been wearin it since!
See island is fat and skinny...dont front if ya wack kid...
Cuz we reppin both sides of the Scales...you just likin his back end
Lets be real, Nobody reads ur shit... ever, you tard
The only red lines in ur verses are the ones at the end of your bars
But i`ve seen your shit before, u aint the best at text or flow
Dog you got longer lines than a welfare office next to mexico
I've ate so many emcees it`d make a cannibal swelter
N i`ll blow up Catz quicker than a bomb at an animal shelter
Your wack b, step to me n you`ll get ur ass beat
Your skills come up short, ..like the rbl mag from last week
No secrets anymore, we all know that ur wack man
So lets just let the Catz outa the bag.... straight into the trash can
See whore, i`ll take u to the edge of an open seaboard
And push you to the point of no return, ..like a broken keyboard
This shit is easy for me, ur gettin harmed n bled
See me gettin this win is a snap... of ya neck, legs, arms n head
N Islands swingin wild, ..equipped with bats n logs
I`ma uppercut this faggot so high it`ll start rainin Catz... n dogs
Your life sucks, i`ma push this knife all the way in
The only suite life ya livin is in ur room at the Holiday Inn
N don`t say ur pimpin.. cus nona you catz are
The only Real Player in your life is the one in your task bar
Don`t ever fuck with me, ..i`m eager n famous
And i`ll make you hit the deck quicker than dealers in vegas
This is Aloe here...id use more punches to bruise this sinner
But i got bigger fish to fry....cuz im going off to make users dinner

Arizcats:

Island got some net fame but it aint good to be proud|
Cause when Aloe gets a big head...it just gets put in his mouth|
Give up ya rap dreams you'll never be a label pro|
But why don't you DJ since you got a face for radio.|
That statment's changing though, so don't move to sue me|
Cause you already got the face of Radio...in the new Cuba movie.|
Obvious I'll clown this goon with ease and confidence|
And fuck buck teeth Aloes grill got the whole Eastern conference|
People'll believe the girth when they know what I know|
That User don't eat buffalo wings, he eats buffalo whole|
Nonsense, only Aloe's riders are fellin lines this ringer dealt|
So next time polish ya skills instead of ya fingernails|
Al's the fag with a big profile when his shit's so imposin|
That aint a towel around his neck thats the tissue he blows his nose with|
So shit, whats happenin to comp with these geeks ducked and dodged|
Who would be scared of the white version of rerun and rodg?|
The Bitches say Al's a chump and ya sex can't hack it|
But I got his girl down wit brain like Penny from Inspector Gadget|
This dude's look is atrocious so he'll never date women|
He needs to take the bags under his eyes and cover his face with em|
And I'll clown User with finesse but first get his hopes up...|
He got the body of a model...that was swallowed by Oprah|
Nothing could help this hefty gay get a thin hoe|
A spare tire aint nuthin, his stomach got Escalades on Lorenzos!|
Homos come runnin for Island when they hearin the name|
Since Al's got a wang collection that puts Vera's to shame.|
Beastiality's lame but Aloe'd rather have his mutt than a man|
And he already taught his dog how to come on command.|
Island streak of wins outs this fag couple based on this...|
A different person gets to be the man each week in the relationship.|

winner = Island 15-14

[J o o k]

Reviews

RBL South Championship: Lay Doubt. 5-1 vs. H.I.v. 4-1 vs. Mic Booth 3-1

This was definitely a let down of the Champ match. The end votes were Lay doubt with 5 and HIV with -2. Mic booth no showed which he didn't belong here anyway his record is backwards. So anyways the kid Lay advances to the North while HIV moves to a 4-2 record but don't sleep on the kid he very lethal with the writtens he just caught a bad week. Lay good luck in the North duke. Chea dope battle fellas.

SKY 2-0 vs. Endquote 2-0

The kid endquote is a beast in the league right about now. I mean he is one of the few undefeated battlers in the league and is definitely letting his presence be known. On the other side we got duke from the rstl who is a proved versatile writer. This match was incredibly one sided though. Endquote is just a monster in the south and is going for the championship which he will most likely successfully retain. Sky falls to a 2-1 record but don't count him out because he is definitely a great competitor. End wins and advances to 3-0.

MiC 3-3 vs. Narsil 1-1

Talk about a match being slept on. This is definitely one that was slept on. ONE total vote at the end of the battle. This shows the state of voting in the league is absolutely horrendous. But all in all the kid Narsil takes the victory with a total of 1 to 0 votes. MiC keep your head up this definitely does not mean Nar was better it is impossible to determine a true victor with 1 vote.


.Young Philly. 2-0 vs. PMX And1 6-4

This is my mans Young Philly, phillip banks incorporated nahmean son. He faced off against the southern vet PMX who is always good competition in the league. Philly dropped verse with about half a verse that was pretty nicely constructed. Then PMX dropped a verse that had a few more linesthen Young but wasn't nearly as talented. The outcome is Young phill coming out on top and advancing to 3-0. Dope battle fellas.

Stigmeta 1-0 vs. Narcotic 1-1

Stig said "Negro, you..soooooooo dead." The mufucka wasn't lying either. He swept narcotic off his feet and advances his record to a definate 2-0. Narcotic falls to 1-2 but don't sleep on the kid he is a talented writer and will give anyone in the league a run for their money!

Insense 0-0 vs. ~!O!~ 0-0

Now I see more and more people from the rstl trying out their battle skills and developing better all around skills. Insense is another one of those participants. He came with a solid verse for a first battle. But O just wasn't having it he brought a verse that was definitely winners material and showed us early he wasn't playing around when he signed up. When all is said and done O get his first win while insense starts off with a record of 0-1.

Exceptional 0-1 vs. Sixxjohn 0-0

This was definitely the closest battle in the league this week. Both participants brought heat and showed up like they wanted the win no doubt. Sixx Came out on top though with the total votes being 6-4. Dont sleep on exceptional though judging by his verse he is capable of doing damage if he takes a little time on his verses. Sixx advances to 1-0 keeping a flawless record.

Jai-Z 4-4 vs. Dark Vybe 5-6

Lol wtf happened here I have no fucking clue so I will give this review about as much effort as the battlers put forth. Jai z wins and advances to 5-4 while dv falls to a 5-7 record. Not a very good battle but Jai I still love you ma muahz. Dark you want kisses to dukes ? Muahz.

Yung Impression 0-0 vs. .ClasSick. 0-0

The boy Imp is getting fresher each week he drops no doubt. All in all he dropped a verse that was decent but the kid class just outclassed him with a half ass drop. Chea with that said class still lost because he didn't post links and starts his record with an L. YI kicks a w for following rules and voting all around it was a decent battle good shit fellas.

Abra Kadabra 0-0 vs. Tremendou$ 0-0

Speak about a one sided match. Right from the first vote you could tell that trem was taking his first win in the league and he was doing it with a strong arm. Abra is still fresh to league so he has to tighten up his talent a little bit to adjust but I am sure he'll do just fine. Congrats to trem on ya first win kid. Nice battle fellas.

Don Vito 1-0 vs. tettris 1-0

Another one sided victory here with Tettris pulling ahead. The kids showing he doesn't belong in the south and next week he'll get a chance to prove it for good in the championship match. On the other side we got vito who is also pretty dope. Don't sleep on this kid he is definitely talents and a force not to be reckoned with. Good battle fellas.

[J o o k]

Mod Predictions

RBL South Championship: Endquote. 3-0 vs. MC Solar 3-1 vs. tettris 2-0

I got endquote taking this tettris coming in 2nd and Solar pulling it in last

Stigmeta 2-0 vs. Al Murder U 2-1

I got Al Murder by 3 votes

Narsil 2-1 vs. J-Kastro 2-1

I got Kastro taking this by 1 vote or a tie.

H.I.v. 4-2 vs. SKY 2-1

I got HIV taking this by 3 votes

ExodusIII 1-1 Jai-Z 5-4

I am going with Exo because I don't think Jai is going to show.

Eternal Path 8-7 vs. PMX And1 6-5

Hmmm tie?

Sixxjohn 1-0 vs. Narcotic 1-2

I got sixx taking this by 4 votes

XpOeT 1-0 vs. ~!O!~ 1-0

Xpoet by 3 votes!

Tremendou$ 1-0 vs. Yung Impression 1-0

I am gonna step on a ledge and say Yung Imp by KO

Abra Kadabra 0-1 vs. Exceptional 0-2

Hmmm Abra?

MiC 3-4 vs. Ninja Kid 4-5 vs. Dark Vybe 5-7

I got Ninja taking this by KO

Sonz1 0-0 vs. M.H. 0-0

uhhhh sonz?

don shotti 0-0 vs. Semtex 0-0

Semtex just because the name sounds familiar

$(_)6-Û®ß@|\| 0-0 vs. E Tha Real 0-0

E the real by KO

Sidneh Bihar 0-0 vs. ALIEN0888 0-0 vs. Deadly Lyricist 0-0

I am going with Alien cos hes an old school head.


The conclusion

This was another successful week in the south. The punchlines weren't too great hence the reason there is only 5. Step your game up ladies and gents. Also vote more there was a lot of wack battles because of the lack of voting. This concludes this weeks mag this is J o o k signing out peace love and happiness.

[Endquote.]

You flatter me.

[ExodusIII]

Originally Posted by J o o k

ExodusIII 1-1 Jai-Z 5-4

I am going with Exo because I don't think Jai is going to show.

wtf? damn...somebody should've told me...

fuck this...i aint gonna post early anymore...it's a waste of time cause bullshit like this happens...plus i didn't even get a spot in the mag...

i guess bitching gets you somewhere after all...thanks for my points...

*waits for spot in the mag* j/k

[J o o k]

Ima give you 4 points now kiddo, keep the positive attitude.

[Endquote.]

Oh shit, you were spelling my name right, too!

Thanks.

[Eternalpath]

nice mag....i got a lil no show shine lol.....this week hopefully my opposition will show

and hope we all come with something nice so u got something to write about next week...

[Yung Impression]

Chea...nice mag J o o k

[KonviKt]

nice mag J o o k. My comp was fucked up but ya boys back for week 20 so be prepared for a full top 10 punches once again...

Gonna be serious.

K

[J o o k]

Word bruh^ I couldnt get 10 out of the punches this week. South gotta come correct this week.

[KonviKt]

I got chu covered man. I aint playin this time. No way in hell am I losing again.

K²

[..Heist..]

I proved Jook's prediction

[ExodusIII]

yo jook, you gotta get your prediction skills up a lil...you were 3 for 7 of battles where at least 2 people showed...but then again there were heaps of no shows this week...you were spot on with my battle tho....damn jai z

and jook, if you read this hook me up with another 2 points...i voted on another 10 battles this week even tho my opponent didn't show...i think my contribution deserves its reward....i dropped the links to my votes in the EARN POINTS thread if u wanna check...
earn POINTS RBL Participants (Must PEEP)

[Strike]

grrrreat mag *closed*