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Old 06-01-2005, 02:22 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Crunk ASS south EARLY



Crunk Ass South
Written By: J o o k

Welcome to the 18th week of Rapmusics’ South Battle League Magazine. We have an interesting week this week with a whole lot of action to review and definitely a few HOT matches. I don’t want to hear no shit this week about the mag since I have it up early as fuck. We had a huge disappointment in the North with a no show by the champ, so this week the south was undoubtedly the shine of the league. Interviews will be back as soon as I get a view interviewees and my aim back. So on with the show with this weeks No Show Shine.


No Show Shine
Written By: Sky

Some times I get full of rage just like a bull with haze...
eyes blood shot red,
and i'm ready to shoot the 8th,
throw them bows and leave cats laying in a pool of hate...
shots flying...moms crying...pops riding away...
there aint one dude that's safe...
no pro-tec-ti-on...except the weapons, arms...
mind, body & soul...play tricks with yah head through my charm,
you gotta just know...frequently i can get out of control...
feelin' like a demons in me, with a heart full of cold...
fuck bringing the peace, 'less its aim'd to spark up and blow!...
no luck for me in these streets, gotta act retarded for dough...
LOST mind...no i aint confused, i really loss mines...
so when you spitting those bars out make sure we don't cross lines,
i'll be done put you some where in the forest where hawks fly...
quick temper, you like beef? not me, I get cowards hog-tied...
I guess it's the guidance, first class flight through violence...
it's stressful how I live, we live...with a desolate silence...
the best will survive it...worst, still cursed like a pirate...
my version of dying is...still living alive a prik!
two-faced, grimey, a phony with big lying lips...
you face sky and be bones left inside of a ditch....
my motto is LiVE....or i'll see you to your death quick,
I got to respect life but with murder I have a fetish...
disturbingly I'm obsessed with...sex, techs and check-lists....
I get in...do the job...and head straight for the exit...im out..


Top 10

And I hear Hades hates his job, cuz scrubbing floors is hard on the day shift
So he stays on Strike...
But that’s only cuz Jook and eyedill are taken- Dick in ur mom

girls talkin to each other about your kind of a penis
they heard a lot about your dick sighs ..
how dissapointed you are everytime that you see it- Mic Booth


You homo, thug... with lips lispin words as bond
to cock, balls, ass, rock hard abs... and so on- Endqoute

I dont go by standard verses, so screw writin disses down,
Cus This isn't a closer, its an opener to your new life of gettin clowned...- Vember

I'm disgraced at this mother fuckin bastards presence,
Even if he was herbal he couldn't match this essence,- Ninja kid

and my guns give you hard luck
my 9 is a celebrity
I pull it out and leave ya star struck..............-HIV

Just an easy win for me, and frankly, Ex is boned,
Dude, you ROCK! Well..at least you're a stepping stone.-Stigmeta

State ya purpose, you got none, you’re the reason RBL South is a joke
And the name Young Philly really suits him because he’s Bout To Get Smoked- J kastro

U corny as shit bro, & u call that game what you wrote
While we all know that J-K is just code name for a joke-Young Philly

bite this, ortherwise u'll just bore me, homo shit i'll have to abort these
this shit seperates men from boys, so there goes your orgy- Hades
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He knows only The Cause."

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Reviews

ExodusIII 0-0 vs. tettris 0-0

Speaking of a land slide victory this battle was just that for tettris. The kid delivered a verse that would give a run to most North competitors. He was just that thorough. On the other side of the base we had Exodus. Exo is definitely not one to sleep on but this week he just had the bad luck of getting tettris. None the less the battle was fairly decent. Exo of course falls to an 0-1 record while tettris moves up to 1-0.

MC Solar 1-1 vs. -XzErEoUs- 1-1

Another landslide victory this time it was in favor of MC solar. Coming off a tough week last week MC solar was hungry and merely brought a full load to Xz. Xz did not come bad at all. He has sort of a fresh style I was feeling. None the less the victory by KO goes to MC solar. Pretty solid battle fellas.

Jai-Z 4-3 vs. Mr. Damonik 4-3 vs. Lay Doubt. 3-1

Yoooo now this was hands down the best battle in the league his week. EVERYBODY showed the fuck up so congrats on that peoples. Jai Z dropped first with of course some shit that was pretty nice because it’s her she never drops wack. Demonik of course dropped some hot shit what do you expect. Yes sir I know I am adding 2 to 10. But none the less the boy lay doubt got on some strangle shit and just overpowered his way through this battle KO’ing BOTH Jai and D. Now this was a dope battle officially. So there you have it LD takes it all brand new socks and draws.

RBL South Championship: Hades 3-0 vs. Al Murder U 2-0 vs. Dick In Ur Mom 2-0

First off the boy Al Murder NO SHOWS. Talk about another no show in a champ match I just do not understand this. Anyways on with the show. My fellow Oakland native DIUM dropped a dope verse that landed him in the south. The boy Hades came with some material he just didn’t execute as well as needed to advance. He had a few dope punches but just wasn’t enough to give DIUM the loss. Dium wins the championship and advances to the North. Hades gets his first L. Dope battle fellas.

.Young Philly. 1-0 vs. J-Kastro 1-0

Once again it’s on!!! Young philly from Montana was blazing shit. I mean the kid only dropped 6 lines but the lines was pure fire. JK the code name for just kidding, came with a dope verse his self. I mean dope as in it was pretty cool. Not to long of a battle so this is not to long of a break down. All in all Philly from Montana wins it by a KO victory while Kastro sees his first loss.

Pointblank. 0-2 vs. Mic Booth 0-3

There had to be NO CLOSE battles this week in the league because I haven’t come across one yet. This was another landslide victory in favor of Mic Booth. The kid just came with his game and established he is not getting beaten in the South. Point Blank definitely came with a verse that would beat most South patrons but Mic was not having it. The ending factor is Mic gets his first victory and PB falls to 0-3 in the league. Good battle fellas.

MiC 2-3 vs. Dark Vybe 5-5

Mic wins. DV loses because he dropped a no show verse. Not much to say here fellas. Give me something to write about. Pz

Stigmeta 0-0 vs. SidewayzZz 0-0

This was another one sided victory. This time with stigmeta coming out victorious against exodus. Exodus having two battles in the league this week was short on material due to that reason. Stig an old name from the old league just came with a better constructed verse and took advantage of exodus being short on material. So with that said Stig comes out on top and advances to a 1-0 record. And ex falls to a 0-1 start. Dope battle fellas.

Don Vito 0-0 vs. Vember 0-0

Lol this battle was retarded thanks to Vember. Now Vember actually won the battle votes wise. But he fucked around and free posted fucked up the links and yadi dah the kid just DQ’d himself cuz he didn’t give a fuck. Don Vito just did his thing, he came with a solid concrete verse that contended very well with Vember. The ending result is that DV walks away with his first win while Vem gets banned.

H.I.v. 3-1 vs. Ninja Kid 4-3

One hell of a battle here. Ninja Kid definitely handled his business and dropped a decent verse but I guess that HIV was just on top of his game this week and help up his own to take the victory in this battle. Don’t sleep on Ninja though the kid is talented and he is just a natural writer. HIV advances to 4-1 and takes his shot @ the champ match. Dope battle fellas.

Narsil 1-0 vs. Endquote 1-0

This was of course another one sided battle in the league. The dude endquote just came with some heat and won against Narsil who didn’t really construct that well of a verse. So with that said End rolls into a 2-0 record. While Narsil falls to an even record @ 1-1. Nice battle fellas.
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He knows only The Cause."

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Old 06-01-2005, 02:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Constructive Criticism
Verse by: Narsil

Duke you suck so you ask the pros…
Do punches win battles? Well… in your case no…
That was a solid personal because of the thread he posted +

I got punches amazing flows…homey I’m starrin…
Yer jus movin up to the rank of aspiring garbage…
This is a very played concept, try thinking out side of the box -

Rookie you aint ballin..I’ll kill you fast…
You don’t jus pass balls but add penis and ass..
Lol I thought this was humerous +

You aint bad your f.ag and every mans wife..
Fuck endin quotes homey fuckin end life…
Na it’s to simplistic utilize your creativity -

You’re beyond help so I’m taking you out……
Fuck..
Beyonc and elektra couldnt straighten you out …
Eh to simplistic once more -

‘N I aint hatin on south but I gotta be clear…
Its obvious which one of does and doesn’t belong here…
Which one? This isn’t a good punch-

So yer run stops here no way yer gettin passed me..
I mean you only got a win off bitchin last week…
Lol another personal pretty decent +

So fuck the respect I only slap herbs…
And finish my verse with the word bullets..
No this is wack you need to focus on wording and definitely creativity-


Conclusion.

This was a pretty dope week in the league this fucking mag took me hours because of the amount of battles I had to read and review. None the less with this many battles I will not be breaking down every battle anymore. SOOO if you want to get in the mag you better shine baby. Chea none the less this is j o o k signing out. Stay safe and show love to your fellow mc’s. Pz.
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He knows only The Cause."

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Old 06-01-2005, 03:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Endquote. takes it up the butt!
Aite.
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Old 06-01-2005, 12:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Lay Doubt. takes it up the butt!
coo mag.. but wtf @ me not having a top 10 punch. i had lines that were easily better than some of these here.
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Old 06-01-2005, 01:03 PM   #6 (permalink)
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True, when I did the top 10 I left you out because I was going to do a best verse of the week section for you. But I got tired when writing all those dam reviews.
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Old 06-01-2005, 01:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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aw, damn.. i wanna see it. =(

maybe later today if you get the time?
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Old 06-01-2005, 07:46 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:29 PM   #10 (permalink)
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That sky verse was eh..... nice flow and all but the punches were not that tight... for no show shine..guess it all depends on what you had to choose from...

had some okay punches there...

the stepping stone one was cool...by stigmeta... the HIV line about leaving him star struck was cool...

either way good mag....

I'm back now so U can put me back in where i belong
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:31 PM   #11 (permalink)
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D1ck In Ur Mom takes it up the butt!
^Yep, the bottom of the south.
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Old 06-02-2005, 01:05 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Lol so true, I had such a small variety for no show shine that sky was a must.
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Old 06-02-2005, 01:17 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Mic Booth takes it up the butt!
dick sighs was better than blank pages line?

weird taste you have
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Old 06-02-2005, 01:29 AM   #14 (permalink)
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i was thinking the same thing. ^

blank pages was the best punch that i read this past week, even out of the north.
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Every one is entitled their opinion. -shrugs-
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Old 06-02-2005, 07:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Lol. Cock.
Where will I be from next week?

I'M FROM PHILLY

Fuck Montana, lol.

Nice mag though homie.
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Old 06-05-2005, 07:31 PM   #17 (permalink)
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i thought everybody has to vote on the champ match, yet there's only been 4 votes.
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Sky's verse was hot, spittin them bars and all, just work on them punch lines and your rise will never fall.
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